Thursday, August 7th 2008
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Eva LongWHORIA revealed her true fugliness on the set of "Desperate Housewives" yesterday. Bitch has "throw-up face." I'm not sure if she's knocked up or if it's fake padding to make her character look chunkier. All I know is that I love seeing that bitch like this! She looks even more like a mole person without all that make-up and Paves' pony hair.
Hold up! This skeezer is totally going to get an Emmy for pulling a Charlize Theron, right? Fuck!
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Before the internet ever so rudely knocked me off, I was going to say this.
I know a lot of you, including myself, don't get the appeal of Eva Longoria, but you have to consider the source from which everyone calls her so beautiful.
Magazines like Maxim praise Eva Longoria as being beautiful, because according to the morons writing for Maxim and the like and its likeminded audience, beauty has really nothing to do with your facial features and how they're proportioned.
These idiots are so boring and brainwashed, that all they're so blinded by a facade of busted hair extensions/highlights, a tan, and how little clothes a woman wears to flaunt them hipbones and that petite little waist.
All the "sexy" brunettes look a certain way. They either have the long, boring hair extensions or the same highlights. They all have the same tan. Half of them have the same eyecolor- you're supposed to either have the dark brown color or the same super pale green or blue eye contacts. No matter how much you look like everyone else, however, you're considered "exotic".
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
U............G.............L...............Y.....!!!!!!!!!
If Eva Longoria gets uglier, the show's ratings will plummet.
I've always thought she had crazy eyes, and didn't really see the masterbatory appeal she's always had toward men.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
This chihuahua looking bitch has no business having her name mentioned in the same sentence as the beautiful and talented Charlize.
Not completely hideous, but very average and jaded.
She doesn't look bad without makeup but she's not a natural beauty
who are they trying to kid, saying she's not pregnant? Yah right!
What the FUCK.....I look way better than this skank and she makes a shitload of money!!!!
NOT FAIR!!!
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So why are we all here again?
well shit. i don't feel as bad i'm going out without makeup today!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Most of the people I see on the streets every day look far better than this shrill-faced chihuahua, yet she is on billboard after billboard here.
Boggles the mind.
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she used to be beautiful! What happened?
Sometimes I wonder how some people made it...I have friends who are prettier than her...hell the whole neighborhood!
Eva Longoria - MAC = hoodrat!
which irks me to no end because she is plastered on far more covers overseas, so I have to see this spackled smurf everywhere I turn!
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Oy. Has anyone realized yet that a bitch can't act?
Honestly - I only ever see her on covers and I've never seen Desperate Housewives, but I DID catch a glimpse of that Over Her Dead Body and, well, maybe I'm no expert but what I saw tells me...she can't ACT! And she's not pretty. She's not smart. Does she got some pretty, smart, talented relatives? because I am at a total loss for this one.
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I always thought this dumb bitch was ugly and had no talent.
NOW I see the true fugly you see. I am going to be tasting trace vomit for the rest of the day.
She's probably pregnant - American women always cut their hair when they start "trying."
That outfit sure as hell doesn't help.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Topanga, don't you mean "Minnie Mouse"?
lol
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
Eva is totally going to play the real life Mini Mouse in the Mickey and Mini Mouse Disney story. Chick won't even need make-up..she'll just walk on set and the director will be like "Ms. Longhoria, we're ready for you."
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I remember a couple of years ago I was at my parents' house randomly watching the Teen Choice Awards, and Eva was going on and on trying to be "funny ironic" talking about how pretty people (such as herself) have advantages in life, and I was really nauseated by it. What's more, my mom (a really prim, conservative Chinese woman who speaks very little English) suddenly blurts out "what a stupid bitch"
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She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?
I've said it before and I will say it again: this is chick is f'ugly.
I heard a syndicated dj talking about meeting her an an "event" last summer & he said she was a total bitch.. He went up to her and said "hi, my name is ____ & i'm the dj for whatever station.. He said she looked at him and went "hmmphh!" and strode off. He was in love with her until then, now he talks about how she sucks.
Bitch got what she deserved. She could end up back on Young & Restless with that chola look !
She looks like one of the gals that work behind the counter at El Pollo Loco out on Slauson Ave. in Pico Rivera.
HER NEW HAIRCUT LOOKS REAAAAAAAL GOOD, BITCH WILL LOOK LIKE KATIE HOLMES BY THE WEEKEND...THIS CUNT HAS ALWAYS BEEN FUGLY!!
Oh Lawd! She DOES have a pee pee stain.
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Swiggity switch it up!
I will never understand all the hype this chola gets.
"Lipliner no lipstick"
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Swiggity switch it up!
Must say I was never a fan of hers however she doesn't look bad without makeup I mean I don't see any wrinkles sun spots or large pores!
and she should get some pointers from josh holloway on the proper way to rock that hair do...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
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My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
she looks as common as anyone walking around walmart with a dozen kids in tow...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
She is such a fucking bitch and a whore in person. FOR REAL.
LOL, Bitch has pee pee stain on her leg in that second thumbnail.. *points, laughs, calls magazine*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by oklahoma on August 7, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Good Question LCT.. Also, I despice that look on her face in that one thumbnail, where she's holding that wad of cash.. Like she is semi-orgasmic or something.. Witch!
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Either that, or she just got a whiff of her own un-cleansed fish taco.
Good Question LCT.. Also, I despice that look on her face in that one thumbnail, where she's holding that wad of cash.. Like she is semi-orgasmic or something.. Witch!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I actually think she looks fine...
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
I kinda dig it, actually. Kinda has a skank Sicilian vibe.
(And no, I am not saying Sicilians are skanks. Just this one.)
Seriously, where do the "stars" get their make-up?
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Desperate Housewives is still on the air?
looks fine to me, but she's no natural super beauty or great actress.
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She's so ordinary and average looking. It's funny that she thinks she is so good-looking, cuz she ain't. She really doesn't even look too hot with all that makeup piled on. She is just very ordinary. People create their own perception. And she is a master at that. If you go around thinking you are hot, pretty soon everyone else will, too - or at least the dumb ones will! LOL!
she looks like a wet rat
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Just goes to prove - anyone can be a star, or whatever she is
Well shit. She is DEFINITELY knocked up. Again, I ask, where the hell are they hiding the condoms in Hollywood?