Yeah, Sure, Whatever
Sienna Miller's friends say that her bulldozer of a vagina did not wreck Balthazar Getty's home. Yes, we've heard this all before. They said she would have never started dating him if he was still with his wife, Rosetta.
When they first met, Balthazar had already split with Rosetta and he was sleeping on friends' couches. Her friends told Page Six that the two dirty sluts are living together in Los Angeles and everyone knows about them. His family knows. Her family knows. There aren't any secrets. Balthazar is only talking to his wife because he wants to see his kids.
One of her friends said, "It's just annoying that all this misinformation is out there. He should've announced his separation a lot earlier than he did - she was always told he was separated. There's no way she would ever get involved with another married man after Jude Law."
The Sun claims Sienna and Balthazar are shacking up at the Chateau Marmont, only a couple of miles from Rosetta and the children. Some nosy ho spotted Sienna screaming on the phone to someone about Balthazar. Nosy ho said, “She looked ragged. Her hair was a mess and she was chain-smoking. She was arguing on the phone, talking about her and Balthazar being caught together in Italy.”
Ragged? Messy hair? Chain-smoking? Was it cackling? Could've been a Trollsen.
And I wish Sienna would just stop with all the bullshit claims that she didn't know anything! She needs to shout from the hills, "I'm a slut. I can't help it. I go where my vagina takes me!"
Here's Sienna and her smilin' snatch walking the streets of Beverly Hills.
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Sienna is a ho to her heart. She really cannot help herself. Her vagina gets her into all sorts of trouble.
Proof that in HOllywood, it's not just who you know.
It's who you fuck!
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WHORE!!!! She loves breaking up marriages it is the only satisfaction the whore gets.
The last time we mix religion and politics people got burnt at the stake.
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her" friends" are probably right.
did sienna miller rip his dick off to use as her personal dildo?
NO.
he was out there hoing around and if it wasnt with her it would have been someone else.
"If that were a chastity belt, I wouldn't complain."
Hahaha, you're right TheBreakdown, little miss homewrecker NEEDS one of those. Actually half of Hollywood does. This could be a profitable venture.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I love it when skanks don't wait until the divorce is finalized and justify their whoring by saying "but he was broken up with his wife." Bitch, they're still married! That goes for you too, Angelina.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by BUUURP on August 7, 2008 - 12:24pm.
How can anyone call Angie a skank in comparison to this? At least Brad and Jen didn't have children and at least Brad left Jen before hooking up with Angie!!!! Finally - a TRUE skank for the m.v.m.'s to sink their talons into!!!
CANT WE GO ONE FUCKING DAY WITH OUT TALKING ABOUT BRAD FUCKING PITT AND HIS SHIT STAIN WHORE GAWD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THOSE TWO PUSSY FREAKS!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Nah, Angie and Sienna (and Brad and Balty) are all skanks.
*flick*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
gotta go, so I'll throw the retro wifies a bone:
yep, agreed: there's no way in whore hell Sienna would have fucked Balthazzz if he wasn't married. AND if he didn't have some kind of celebrity. It's the cheap thrill and renewed interest in her joke of a career that got her wet.
Because dude looks like every other lame puss who convinces some dumb man-rescuer to marry his ass and be his mommy as well as the mommy to his kids. Then he goes OOPS, I was SEDUCED! Divorce or dumb-wife-takes-him-back, he lies low for a while, and BAM! ANOTHER eeeevil ho with the brainpower of a dinosaur TRICKS his erectile-dysfunctional dick into her snatch.
/muah!
You know those boys who have really thin, feminine bodies, and could conceivably get away with cross dressing, if not for their mannish, angular faces? That's Sienna, except she's more wrinkled.
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How can anyone call Angie a skank in comparison to this? At least Brad and Jen didn't have children and at least Brad left Jen before hooking up with Angie!!!! Finally - a TRUE skank for the m.v.m.'s to sink their talons into!!!
Seriously, that could be a trollsen. It looks like she's even talking in prunespeak...
I'm so confused! I don't know whom to believe.
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shes such a vagina
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
ubmitted by haqikah on August 7, 2008 - 12:18pm.
She needs to stop being a home wrecker.
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-- excuse me while I clear my delicate throat and take a sip of tea & lemon -- OK, ready:
" HOMEWRECKAA HOMEWRECKAA HOMEWRECKAA HOMEWRECKAA HOMEWRECKAA HOMEWRECKAA HOMEWRECKAA HOMEWRECKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
You needn't type so hard, hon. And it's 9:40 a.m. Cali time: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR HUSBAND IS????
Why does Sienna always look like she is leaving the crime of an un-confirmed fuckery?
Hair, always disheveled.
Clothes ill-fitted.
And then she has the nerve to draw attention to her mid-section, which is her own worst enemy.
If that were a chastity belt, I wouldn't complain.
But a true ho is a prepared ho.
I'd bet she's free-snatchin' under those jeans!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 7, 2008 - 12:13pm.
walks like a skank
talks like a skank
it's a skank.
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you can take that to the BANK
... LOVE the belt, too.
Yes, the shirt is great...
The chocha for brains, not so good.
Why let the asswipe Bathey get off easy though? Prick has 4 children to think of, or in this case, NOT think of.
They are both skanks...trash attracts trash. I am not giving either of them a walk on this one.
She needs to stop being a home wrecker.
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Yeah, okay whore. I believe you.
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
She's gross and she has no neck.
I hope this was all worth it, Balty.
she's always "misinformed" about her conquests marital status...when she sees them with their wives and kids it must be a "go for it" in her mind...slag...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
walks like a skank
talks like a skank
it's a skank.
cute belt tho.
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Submitted by Possum on August 7, 2008 - 12:08pm.
Is that a tube of Vagisil in the bottom of her purse?
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She must have been a Girl Scout or whatever the equivalent is in the UK, cause she's ALWAYS prepared. No telling when she's gonna run into a blue-ball emergency on her way between directors' couch appointments.
THAT'S MY HO!
Give it up. Nobody's buying your denials, Sienna. Or Balthy's bullshit.
And now on to the fun for me:
"bulldozer of a vagina" = OUTSTANDING.
And I'm loving this shit cause it's so freaking rickety! As in I'd think with a glorified tabloid whore like Sienna and a Getty involved (albeit a broke-ass C-lister who looks like he ejaculates prematurely and has the chick tell him till she's blue that it doesn't matter and he was so SO great).
But instead, it's like watching especially horribly scripted Showtime soft porn.
So now that they had a trist at a Ralph's grocery parking lot, I wanna see these twats hooking up at the coffee-and-sample nook at Trader Joes.
Is that a tube of Vagisil in the bottom of her purse?
HAHAHAHAAAAA....not only is she a diseased fucking talentless cuntrag hollywood cumdumpster...shes delusional because she thinks we are all as fucking stupid as she is.......the only image she has is the one I mentioned above and it's holding up just fine....
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
As gross as this whole story is, MK's commentary has me in stitches as usual:
"her bulldozer of a vagina"
"Was it cackling? Could've been a Trollsen."
"I go where my vagina takes me!"
"her smilin' snatch"
My otherwise blah day has been turned around!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Does anyone else wonder what he actually goes by in day-to-day conversation?
Does she really call him Balthazar each time she says his name or do his close friends call him "Balty or Zar" or something else...
Anyone else wonder this...
If I had a peen I would do her in a heartbeat.
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Nice bed head.
THERE. I said it for ALL the husband-nannies up in here. So that you can get back to monitoring the hub's moves from his GPS device signal to your internet connection.
Because I'm here to help.
" HOMEWRECKAA HOMEWRECKAA HOMEWRECKAA HOMEWRECKAA HOMEWRECKAA HOMEWRECKAA HOMEWRECKAA HOMEWRECKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 7, 2008 - 10:57am.
I think we all need to vacation at the Chataeu (sp whatever I am not French, no offense to those who are) but, we should do a Dlisted sioree.
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We'll all have Naked Hour on the beach. I think we should do it.
"sleeping on friends' couches" I could believe that he maybe was separeted of his wife but when they mention he sleeping on a couche they lost me , He has money there is no way this bitch was sleeping on his friend couch or maybe he is a cheap bastard
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
"There's no way she would ever get involved with another married man after Jude Law."
You fucking whore! How about NEVER getting involved w/a married man? Especially one w/ kids? I wish I'd see her out somewhere. I'd love to beat her senseless.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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That top makes her boobs look really saggy. Or maybe its her boobs making the top look saggy... either way...
~Dont go away mad... just go away~
I KNOW some of you out there have friends who got caught with a married guy and it blew up - they say the same things like a broken record, "I didn't know ..." Yeah, you did, because those of us who are your friends Were Telling You.
Not buying any of this. I hope no one does.
If you're gonna poach, don't try to make excuses for yourself afterwards.
Is this going to be filed under Girlfriend Please? because it should be.
Islandgirl.. Funny, My boss just said that same random cow/barn door sentence like 25 minutes ago. Not related to this, but to work.. Eeery! *poops in hand to scare away ghosts*
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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
"When they first met, Balthazar had already split with Rosetta and he was sleeping on friends' couches."
I think what you meant to say MK is "he was sleeping on friends' cooches."
"There's no way she would ever get involved with another married man after Jude Law." Uh excuse me Sienna, HE IS STILL MARRIED!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
She's full of crap - she knew he was married. That's probably the only reason she wanted him.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
oh please Sienna. There is no saving your "image" now.
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
I think we all need to vacation at the Chataeu (sp whatever I am not French, no offense to those who are) but, we should do a Dlisted sioree. MK, you should work on it. The deets we could get. Not to mention all the Hot Sluts there. Maybe chicken cutlets would come.
“She looked ragged. Her hair was a mess and she was chain-smoking".
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So what else is new? And why protest now? Kind of like closing the barn door after the cow is out. Skank.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
so the word WIFE doesn't blow any whistles in her dingy lil brain. oh yeah, whore, that wedding ring line on his finger didn't tell you anything either.. Ick!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Love the shirt.
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