Where Is Tommy Girl?
First of all, that cop is kind of hot. Second of all, where in the planet is Tommy Girl? Maybe he's visiting his home planet. We've seen Stepford Katie's every move, and now Suri, but where is Tommy?! That midget alien lives for this kind of attention. He's probably healing from his anal rejuvenation surgery. It takes a few days to recuperate. Or so I've heard.....
Katie, sans her signature pegged jeans, took Suri to see "The Little Mermaid" on Broadway last night. You know that shit. The story of the cute mermaid girl who changes herself in order to live with some creepy prince in some fancy castle. Sound familiar?
Since we're talking about The Little Mermaid, here's my favorite part of the movie. The minister must have popped Viagra before the ceremony.
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The kids being born these days are effing smart. I sometimes meet this lady at the park who has a son who was born 9 months before my daughter. (Makes him 3) Anyways he can use complicated words, repeat anything you say to him, and even hold conversations and spell. BUT this kid refuses to use the potty. He knows that if he uses the potty, his mom can go back to work. He even says I don't want to use the potty because I want to be with mommy. His mom teaches college and took time off after his birth. My daughter is not as verbal as him, but she is a mafia ring leader in the making. These kids today know what they are doing.
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I NEVER thought I would say this.....but where is Heather Mills? I am sick to death of Katie Tommy Girl!!!!! Dude, I love Dlisted...but PLEASE give it a rest of this chick. I know you love her...but enough is enough.
Uhm, Is she smuggling food/drinks into the show.. What a no no.. I bet she got kicked out.. In that first thumbnail, that carry bag is full of goodies..
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First Robot wife looks ridiculous , second surri is huge that kid looks almost 3 1/2 and she is 2? Third Arriel is the biggest disney whore is history and sends the wrong message to little girls you need to change who you are to get the guy, sell your soul for a man , Thanks Disney
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
first of all, yes that cop is hot. now atleast katie looks KINDA smiley on the pics. it's like a smirk saying "if I only could tell you the crazy ass that is tom, just wait people until i leave his ass and tell u all about it".
I don't know squat about kids, but should Suri be off the bottle and in those toilet-training underwears?
She's going to end up like Leah Remini's kid: 4 years-old, spoiled rotten, overweight with fucked-up teefs and STILL wearing a diaper. At 4!
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Suri looks like she's reaching for her Real Daddy in that 5th photo.. muah!
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Huh.. I wondered what happened to Richard Grieco. apparently he is now a cop in Manhattan.. who knew?
Uh, yeah, That Suri sure will grow up to be mean. I'm scared of her now, I bet her eyes turn shiny green, and then you stick your hand into a pot of boiling water like in the movie Village of the Damned. Aw, Christer Reeves. RIP.
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The cop IS hot!
And what's with The Beard and the Jackie O glasses? Honey, only Jackie could pull that look off.
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BRADIFUL BITCH on August 7, 2008 - 8:25am.
My Nana wore shoes like that when she would go get her hair done.
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So funny, so true.
These two are so selfish they'll keep that poor child in diapers sucking a bottle just to keep up the illusion of her being younger than she actually is. I wonder if Suri's in on it too, or she actually thinks her real birthday is in the spring? Sad.
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Kate has gone to the point of no turning back. It was different when it was just her. Now she has a child by him.
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I almost had sexy time seepage!
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She's always alone, or else her only companions seem to be Tom or Suri. Doesn't Days of Assplunder let her have any girl friends? Probably not -- they'd all sit around the coffee table and giggle about his small penis, then the laughter would turn to touching, then the touching to innocent lesbian sex.
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yes boomsy- Katie has very heavy legs/big calves and a tiny upper body.
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I'd like to thank Katie on behalf of everyone in that theatre for bringing a toddler in to be a complete screaming, yelling nuisance throughout the whole thing.
Yeah, Why don't she try some, IDK, Pull ups or start some fucking potty training or something w/ this kid for fucks sake! this is bothering me. I bet that lil kid can't even mutter a word yet, either.. hmph!
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Submitted by boomsy on August 7, 2008 - 12:02pm.
@MK: It's just his 'knee' remember? (You know honest, family friendly Disney would NEVER do a naughty thing like that...oh, and BTW, you forgot the penis cover of the movie *nudge nudge*)
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Hahah! I have "The Little Mermaid" on VHS tape in my basement and it's deffo that cover. Big ol' penis castle in all its glory!
The penis castle, "Sex" in the dust in "Lion King", and the Genie whispering "Take off your clothes!" to Jasmine... All of these were the precursors to the Disney Slut Era of Vadgessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus, et al.
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More evidence that Disney is a house of sin! Walt Disney was a kinky perv! Xtina and Britney were Mouseketeers! The evil queen from Snow White was a penis-envying lesbian! The animation team snuck this in for the gays. It was their way of saying sorry for keeping Pinnochio straightforward and clean. There was alot they could've done with his body, made of wood. And his growing, phallic nose.
I'm not trying to be mean with this one; actually, quite serious: I'm so fascinated by the fact that Katie is so thin yet has such large calves...it's the weirdest looking thing to me.
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Diapers? What self-respecting, amazing woman still wears diapers? Besides my nana.
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Those damned Sleestack sunglasses Katie wears truly creep me out. I'm still holding out hope that she breaks down and beats the living shit out of TommyG and escapes to witch mountain with Suri.
Suri is still wearing diapers?
You know Suri has never heard the word "No" in her life, and never will.
here comes the next Rumer Willis.
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Submitted by . on August 7, 2008 - 10:22am
Gonna have to hate your movie hon; while it IS an excellent film I have a bit of hatred towards it because my lil' sis watched it EVERYDAY after school for like 6 months and I had to babysit her. I love my family, but MAN was I hating her then...
@MK: It's just his 'knee' remember? (You know honest, family friendly Disney would NEVER do a naughty thing like that...oh, and BTW, you forgot the penis cover of the movie *nudge nudge*)
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oh I thought she had (cute)police escort to her attorneys office, to DIVORCE Xenu errr Tombot.
Suri is gonna be one giant entitled BITCH when she gets older. Just wait.
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The cop is all kinds of hot.
Tommy is at home with his tool box and motor oil.
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Oooo... sexy man in uniform.
@PSL: That is one of my worse pet peeves. If you're going to go to a show or movie that is geared towards an older audience, don't bring your kids unless you are prepared to waste the money you spent on tickets because you have to take the brat outside when they start howling that they're tired or bored. It's extremely rude to make other peoples' purchase of those tickets a waste as well. Better yet, just get a fucking babysitter.
Children: DO NOT WANT.
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Um, the first person to point The Little Boner in The Little Mermaid to ME was my high school French teacher.
OMFG... I cant wait until they divorce so I can read her tell all book and find out what the fuck is going on! I have so many questions... its all so creepy and bizzare.
Do you think shes happy??????
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LOL Kindof hot that cop is BANGABLE! Gees. Oh and so is humpty dumpty cop in pic # 5 I'd let him sit on a wall. LOL jp.
Only here could I learn about the minister's hard-on...only here.
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ANOTHER bottle? God fucking damnit Katie that kid isn't going to have any bloody teeth by the time she's 4, and when the new ones grow in they'll stick straight out like Angelina's.
yeah,taking a two year old to a Broadway show is appropriate. Nothing like toddlers running up and down the aisles to help you enjoy a performance. I highly doubt she could sit still through the show...then again, whatever is in that bottle may help...
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
I thought that cop was Joey Lawrence (sp?) for a second!
Damn. The kid is still in diapers?
I love the "Little Mermaid" by Disney. Don't nobody dis on that movie. "I've got gadgets and gizmos a plenty...I've got whosits and whatsits galoreeeeeeeee...you want thingamabobs? I've got twenty! -But, who cares....no big dealllllllll...I WANT MOREEEEEEEEEEE!"... Yes, I know my Disney! hehe