Where Is Tommy Girl?

Sunglasses at night...*rolls eyes*

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Submitted by SeH on August 7, 2008 - 9:53am.
Who carries a three yr old around like that? Geeez.
AND diapers AND a bottle?
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Right? Plus she's like 2 or 3 now. Girls usually train by then without problem; it's the boys who lag behind (no pun intended) on that. And it's time for a sippy cup; this bottle nonsense is another sign of letting the child make the rules. This Scientology bullshit of never being told no, ruling the house, getting whatever you want, isn't that what made Leah Rimini's kid a royal brat?

Nice philosophy. It's okay to let the child rot her teeth out with a barley-water bottle and shit in a diaper because it's comforting for the child, but it's totally wrong for a depressed new mother to take medicine.

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Submitted by oklahoma on August 7, 2008 - 12:46pm.

LCT.. OMG that pic you posted of Katie's bump. That is not right! creepy, almost! She has Kim K's ass in her stomach..
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No shit eh? That can't even be blamed on wind blowing her shirt up all funny. Her belly was ALWAYS changing.

I hate to admit this but I miss the New York I grew up in in the 80's, when there was no Disney or boring tourists or aliens from Hollywood wearing dark sunglasses on our streets at night. Drugs were everywhere, and the wackos and prostitutes and bums put up a shield around New York which made everyone afraid of us and kept them away. Ahh, the good old days.

"Submitted by yiooooooo on August 7, 2008 - 9:42am.

I know that part and I like that but he did kidnap her she was there against will and but it was a nice storie who teach to not judge a book by his cover"

The Beast was a fucking asshole. We all know this. But the true story was him finding love and realizing he shouldn't be a prick anymore. Which is why Belle was a great counter balance for this to happen. She's one of my favorite Disney princesses because she proved that you could be yourself in any situation and she was f'ing educated man!

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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.

LCT.. OMG that pic you posted of Katie's bump. That is not right! creepy, almost! She has Kim K's ass in her stomach..

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Submitted by Sensimina on August 7, 2008 - 12:39pm.

Suri looks like a three year old...maybe they put her in diapers to make her look more babyish?

Katie's pregnancy was fucked up...anyone remember how her "bump" was constantly changing and sometimes looked like a straight up pillow? And the Vanity Fair pics where she looked six months old but they said she was like 2 mos.?
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Or that picture where she was walking out of a store without pregnancy waddle with a bump that looked exactly like a basketball? Let's find:
http://www.engagements.ca/images/katiepreg.jpg

Thanks PSL. I found it yesterday while I was searching for animated gifs.

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Princess Jasmine is the hottest Disney slut. She made her man work! Just to get her fucking attention he turned his monkey into an elephant and had a parade down the main street to her house and bitch still didn't want interest in him. You know she likes it 5 ways backwards from Sunday. What other princess has a creepy thin uncle who wants to marry her?

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 7, 2008 - 12:27pm

I know that part and I like that but he did kidnap her she was there against will and but it was a nice storie who teach to not judge a book by his cover

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

That cop is none other than Richard Grieco circa 1984. That cartoon clip is as scary as Richard Grieco's face circa 2008. Disney is evil.

Finally Katie looks like she is not a broke ass bitch. Where is tommy??? Very suspect. He lets them out alone??? Suri looks like like a little brat.

Ok kids, lets just pull this all together now so we are all clear on this:

1) the oversized sunglasses are soooo passé, they have to go.

2) the Hubbard love child has to a) get off the bottle, b) get out of the diapers, and c) will one day write a tell all book about TC.

3) Scientologists are freakish cult'ers and need to be brought down (in case you have not been paying attention it is NOT a religion, it is a cult.)

4) what self respecting parent puts their kid through all this media crap just to see a play... shame on Katie and shame on child services for not looking in to what is going on in these scientologist breeding camps.

There, now, are we all clear on this? If not I have a course you can take to get "clear" - it will only cost you your life savings, your sanity and your friends and family.

DeeDee, LOVING the new avie.....lmao

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Suri looks like a three year old...maybe they put her in diapers to make her look more babyish?

Katie's pregnancy was fucked up...anyone remember how her "bump" was constantly changing and sometimes looked like a straight up pillow? And the Vanity Fair pics where she looked six months old but they said she was like 2 mos.?
I think Suri is hers (Katie's) but she was born earlier than they claim she was. Suri is probably about four months older than her stated age.

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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

Personally I'm a Cinderella kinda girl. I like the whole underdog story. Although I never believed that you could meet your "one true love at a dance" crap. Oh and I love the singing mice.

I also love Dumbo, especially the Pink Elephants on Parade.

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"Submitted by yiooooooo on August 7, 2008 - 9:33am.

I was goin to put Pocahonta but she is a real life character she is not something disney made up she is one of the few good role models of Disney

Ans Sally she is new so I dont see her has influential to little kids like cinderella and sleeping beuty, she is great and good role model

Beuty and the beast was ok, intelligent girl but kidnapping is not fun and judging people and calling them beast in not right"

True Pocahontas is a real person, but she's still a character Disney portrayed in an influential light.

And Sally was a cool cat and a lot of young girls that I know love her. So I think she should stay.

And Beauty and the Beast is great. The whole story was about treating people as equals and not judge a book by its cover. Hence the whole "beastly" transformation." You gotta pay attention to these things, holmes.

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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.

If Suri's 2 I'm friggin' 106 and rode on the Titanic.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 7, 2008 - 12:27pm

I was goin to put Pocahonta but she is a real life character she is not something disney made up, she is one of the few good role models of Disney

And Sally she is new so I dont see her has influential to little kids like cinderella and sleeping beuty, she is great and good role model

Beuty and the beast was ok, intelligent girl but kidnapping is not fun and judging people because of how they look and calling them beast in not right

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

Submitted by Green Is Good on August 7, 2008 - 11:45am.

She's going to end up like Leah Remini's kid: 4 years-old, spoiled rotten, overweight with fucked-up teefs and STILL wearing a diaper. At 4!
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That's just gross. Do these parents think they're being loving and doting to their kids by giving them everything they want?

I imagine there's a lot of screaming and tantrums in the Cruise household.

Mulan, Pocahantas, and Belle are all my girls.

I hated The Little Mermaid.
The only good thing was a villain made from Divine's image.

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"Submitted by Stoney on August 7, 2008 - 9:23am.

I liked Beauty and the Beast...

She took care of her old father and loved the beast although he was ugly...

AND she loved to read..."

And she was strong-willed. B&B is one of my favorite Disney flicks outside The Lion King.

Now I'm going to run and listen to "The Mob Song." <3

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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.

I wonder when she'll begin practicing on Broadway before her opening night on October 16th.

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"Submitted by yiooooooo on August 7, 2008 - 9:18am.

Mulan is the only Disney shit that is a good role model for girls , ir shows that woman dont need no guy to save them they can do it themself and save the guy , they can over come anithing it they want to."

Woah. What about Pocahontas? She basically saved her entire village and found friendship with invaders coming to her land thanks to her quick wit, strong personality and pretty hair.

And Sally from "Cars" didn't need a man to help her out. She freaking put McQueen to shame and helped restore her town off Route 66.

Oh, and I'm tired of seeing Mulan on "Disney Princess" boxes of anything. She's not a damn princess!!

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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.

Suri is turning into a monster...completely undisciplined and pretty much allowed to rule the roost. Still sucking on a bottle and in diapers...plus, every time you see her, she is on the verge of a tantrum, and Katebot is looking stressed (I mean, more stressed).

i'm so glad that other people noticed how weird it is that suri is still on the bottle and in diapers. seriously, they have so much time on their hands and so many staff in their hired help you would think that they would be able to toilet train her! argh i hate when parents think more of themselves than their kids!!

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I liked Beauty and the Beast...

She took care of her old father and loved the beast although he was ugly...

AND she loved to read...
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Um, Suri is HUUUUUUUGE. Homegirl is NOT 2 years old.

Cute kid!

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Mulan is the only Disney shit that is a good role model for girls , ir shows that woman dont need no guy to save them they can do it themself and save the guy , they can over come anithing it they want to.

Sleeping beuty another stereotipe we dont need some prince to save us.

Snow white is a basicaly a horror storie that disney decided to turn fairy tale , the prince was a freak , Kissing dead people can you say nechrophiliac

Cinderella is stupid and a bad role model for girl like ariel you need to hide who you are to get the guy for one nigh, it sound to me like a night one stand and if the guy does not pay attention to you whit your old clothes he is not a good person and the image thet they portray of stepmother is the incorrect one

I could go on and on

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

Greico is researching his role for 21 Jump Street 2010.. the Broadway Beat. Or thats what he tells people.

Does Suri have any shoes besides those gold mary jane shoes??????

2 years (really 3) is a little young to sit through something like that. That is a lot of sitting for a kid her age.

Mulan > all other disney girls

I'd like to see some more female protagonists who actually do something admirable

I could give a shit about tomkat and suri

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not trying to defend katie, but she's probably wearing those dark sunglasses at night to shield her eyes from the constant flashes of the cameras. she is holding a baby and wearing heels, you know.

Ok, I just looked it up and they actually expect us to believe that kid turned 2 on April 18! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Riiiiiiiiight!

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All those hos working for Disney are a bunch of sneaky kinky sluts. Almost all Disney movies from the early 90's are laced with hidden sexual innuendos. Then again, I'd have some fun too if I worked for that "wholesome" company 24-7. And why is Suri still wearing a diaper! Isn't she like 2 now?!

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She doesn't even look at ease in the outfits and bearing she tries to affect. If anything, she reminds me of Parker Posey's wacked-out, Jackie O-obsessed headcase in "The House of Yes", just minus the comedy and irony.

Why's the stunned bitch wearing sunglasses at night? Ohhhhh...you're so uber-cool Katie!!

i dunno where tom is. i don't care. but i do think katie's hair is adorable on her.

Is that Richard Greco behind her in the main pic you posted? I swear it is!

wth? i wear my alien bug glasses at night..

a bottle.. seriously?

nothing has derailed the chris klien love child, birthed early, and sold as a Tommy beardette train yet..

The cop reminds me of Office Silardi on Hooperman, played by Joe Gian (deep nolstagic sigh).

http://www.geocities.com/doblaje_mexico/martinsoto/hooperman_cast.JPG
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Submitted by yiooooooo on August 7, 2008 - 11:47am.

First Robot wife looks ridiculous , second surri is huge that kid looks almost 3 1/2 and she is 2? Third Arriel is the biggest disney whore is history and sends the wrong message to little girls you need to change who you are to get the guy, sell your soul for a man , Thanks Disney
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AMEN. That's why I'd rather treat my nieces to a screening of Grand Theft Auto than this Stepford Wife-training Disney turd.

If you want your little girls to be glorified hookers, at least GTA shows them what whores really have to do to keep getting bank.

Submitted by boomsy on August 7, 2008 - 11:52am.

Ok, seriously, how old is Suri supposed to be?

boomsy, I'm as much in the dark about her 'real' age as you are and I agree with PSL that this kid probably has never, EVER heard the word "NO". Sorry but if you don't discipline your child with some fucking REALITY so that they know the world isn't always going to say "YES" to them then that's mentally abusive imho. My daughter threw some serious shit fits when I held my ground and didn't give into her 'demands' and by age 6 she was a well behaved, well-mannered child. Kids need boundaries or they go bouncing off the walls nutso. Discipline is WORK...let's face that fact...and parents who don't are some selfish, lazy fucks.

Who carries a three yr old around like that? Geeez.
AND diapers AND a bottle?

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oh yes, that's a hot piece of New York City blue...somewhere TommyBitch is refreshing the main pic over and over and over

That cop is really hot. Man, I need to move to NY so I can harassed by sexy NYPD beefcakes such as that hottie. Oy!

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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.

are those diapers is suri still wearing diapers isn't this kid like 3 or something

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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that

Ok, seriously, how old is Suri supposed to be?

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