Where Is Tommy Girl?
First of all, that cop is kind of hot. Second of all, where in the planet is Tommy Girl? Maybe he's visiting his home planet. We've seen Stepford Katie's every move, and now Suri, but where is Tommy?! That midget alien lives for this kind of attention. He's probably healing from his anal rejuvenation surgery. It takes a few days to recuperate. Or so I've heard.....
Katie, sans her signature pegged jeans, took Suri to see "The Little Mermaid" on Broadway last night. You know that shit. The story of the cute mermaid girl who changes herself in order to live with some creepy prince in some fancy castle. Sound familiar?
Since we're talking about The Little Mermaid, here's my favorite part of the movie. The minister must have popped Viagra before the ceremony.
that child is over 2... why is she still on an bottle and in diapers?
I had the same first thought about the cop. Is katie getting dressed in the dark? I swear it looks like she's got 2 different shoes on.
Maybe the cop was just strolling by at the time of this photo, but if he wasn't......why the fuck does this stupid twat need a police escort? I don't pay my taxes so some alien and her funny looking kid, can be escorted into a play.
And wtf is with the sunglasses? Must be worn to cover her glowing red eyes.
It's time to potty train that brat, Cheese and Rice
"First of all, that cop is kind of hot." hahahahaha
What a great opening to the post.
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Here's a good Katie pregnancy timeline pic...
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I haven't read all of the comments, so sorry if I'm being redundant. I cannot effing believe that this child is not only still drinking from a bottle, she is still in PULL-UPS! This child is not potty trained at her age. Obviously they don't give a shit - literally.
On that clip of The Little Mermaid, that's actually the minister's knee. I imagine that the cartoonist was having a bit of fun at our expense.
Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
I think Tommy Girl is on vacations with his boyfriend on some private island.
I also get the feeling that is not barley water in her bottle at all. I bet she drinks real milk.
In Andrew Morton's book, he wrote about how some former high ranking Scientologists claimed that there were a whole different set of rules for the rich Scientologists. They could do whatever they wanted because they brought $$$ and notoriety to the cult. The lower ranking peons had to do everything by the book, however.
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
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Isn't it kind of a waste to take a two (ahem) yr. old to a Broadway show?
I'm sure she was more interested in her toes than the show. lol
I bet TG is doing some kind of dungeon ritual for P$ychotology, that's why he's MIA.
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Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)
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i really don't believe that tommy girl would allow katie to take suri out alone. i think he's playing dress up as a policeman.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 7, 2008 - 2:59pm.
the hair color isn't an issue for me....I just think it is bullshit that she is only a month older than Shiloh and Kingston....she looks -6 months older, IMO.
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I totally agree with that-look how much older she looks than Shiloh.
I think Tommygirl and Katiebot are keeping Suri in diapers and on the bottle to make her appear younger. I feel for Suri-she doesn't stand a chance with either of these asshats as parents.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
the hair color isn't an issue for me....I just think it is bullshit that she is only a month older than Shiloh and Kingston....she looks -6 months older, IMO.
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Suri's hair wasn't black that recently, was it? Either way, I can see TG having Suri's hair dyed the same color he gets his hair done just to make her look more like him.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Actually, my little sister looks very much like Suri, and her hair was VERY dark when she was born. It started lightning up during her first year and now she has light brown hair. (she's 22 now) My mom gave her a bowl cut when she was a toddler, so she pretty much looked exactly like Suri as this age. It's kinda creepy.
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jd.xy on August 7, 2008 - 12:41pm.
"There, now, are we all clear on this? If not I have a course you can take to get "clear" - it will only cost you your life savings, your sanity and your friends and family"
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OK I'll buy two. LOL
But the color change takes month even years Suris hair changed in basically two months one day jet black the next day brown she is not even 3 according to tommygirl
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 7, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by loric on August 7, 2008 - 2:11pm.
RE: Suri's changing hair color
My daughter was born with dark brown hair, and it is now light blonde (she's now 5. It started changing when she was a few months old.
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I've seen that happen too. I don't however, think hair can go from being black to any other colour but black.
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My brother was born with a head of black hair and he's now a teen...his hair was blonde, brown, and all the shades between as he grew up. He's now a teen with medium brown hair.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by loric on August 7, 2008 - 2:11pm.
RE: Suri's changing hair color
My daughter was born with dark brown hair, and it is now light blonde (she's now 5. It started changing when she was a few months old.
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I've seen that happen too. I don't however, think hair can go from being black to any other colour but black.
RE: Suri's changing hair color
My daughter was born with dark brown hair, and it is now light blonde (she's now 5. It started changing when she was a few months old.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
I have a question , I know that baby hair change color when they start growing but I have only see babies get darker hair not lighter, Suri use to have jet black hair and now her hairs is so light, is it common ?? is this the real suri?? or they painted her hair?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
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Hahahaha remember when the first pictures of Suri came out and she either had a little baby head merkin or they had died her hair jet black?
I see Tom fooled you, F-listed!
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Submitted by . on August 7, 2008 - 4:45am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 6, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Apologies for sharing this folks, but those things in Suri's bottle look like, er, used condoms.
Condom juice? ACK! You guys are making my starvation diet easier every day. lmao
F-Listed: ALLEGEDLY.
We Dlisters think Suri was born in December or January.
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Suri was born 4/18/06 so she is just over 2.
WHAT? New York isn't a totally unsafe shithole anymore? Well fuck. There go all my New York fantasies.
psl, I would totally buy one of your bumper stickers. make em! :D
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missy, I want to make a bumper sticker that says, "My psychic powers aren't working today; please use your turn signals"
usually it is some fucking turd who is too busy on the phone.....yeah, people are still using their phones, even though it is against the law now....big surprise.
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I'm sure the nannies really appreciate cleaning up the giant dumps Suri's taking in those adult diapers.
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psl - it is one of my major driving pet peeves also.. especially when people put their signal on IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TURN. Peoples shit driving skills just reinforces to me what morons people are.
BUT my point about the nypd is more that they are fucking everywhere and its really easy to get busted where it used to be nearly impossible. I KNOW this would not be an issue if I would simply obey all the laws, but I reject that option, thank you.
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missy, I wish the LAPD would do that! People not using their signals makes me batshit crazy! Why is it so hard? I am convinced that Range Rovers don't come with them standard.
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That gigantic kid is still in nappies?
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
What is the world is wrong with those people?? That kid is still on a bottle and in diapers. I bet she is a real joy (not) to be around. SPOILED BRAT!!! All the money they spend on clothes for her but she still looks DORKY, must run in the family cause the so called Daddy is a BIG DORK!! She does look much older than 2 years.
Submitted by Lisa Marie on August 7, 2008 - 11:55am.
I hate to admit this but I miss the New York I grew up in in the 80's, when there was no Disney or boring tourists or aliens from Hollywood wearing dark sunglasses on our streets at night. Drugs were everywhere, and the wackos and prostitutes and bums put up a shield around New York which made everyone afraid of us and kept them away. Ahh, the good old days.
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nyc is no more. gulianni took away all the grit.
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd dont forget about the fact that you used to have to drive around with a dead body hanging out of your trunk to get any police attention and now there are 5 cops on every block who will pull you over for not using a fucking turn signal!!
nyc is dead to me. its for rich people and suckers only now.
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Submitted by Lisa Marie on August 7, 2008 - 12:55pm.
I hate to admit this but I miss the New York I grew up in in the 80's, when there was no Disney or boring tourists or aliens from Hollywood wearing dark sunglasses on our streets at night. Drugs were everywhere, and the wackos and prostitutes and bums put up a shield around New York which made everyone afraid of us and kept them away. Ahh, the good old days.
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I lived in NYC for two years recently and was like what the fuck happened, esp. around times square. Disney and Sobarros everywhere. I was looking to have some real dirty fun, but the place was all cleaned up for family shit. It was sad. Did Gulianni do this?
New Orleans is/was the last authentic place not get commercialized, but i fear Trump is changing every day since katrina.
side note: I luv how katie dresses. too bad the Cruises are so weird.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 7, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Nice philosophy. It's okay to let the child rot her teeth out with a barley-water bottle and shit in a diaper because it's comforting for the child, but it's totally wrong for a depressed new mother to take medicine.
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Good point. Also, they don't want to traumatize the child by letting the mom make any noise during childbirth or the following 4 days, yet don't have any problem letting the kid get traumatized by peers when it has no teeth because of all the barley water?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 7, 2008 - 1:26pm.
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I know! That is freaking NUTZ!
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Katie is this close << >> to having cankles. And Sure is still in diapers, they must be laaazy.
Triscuit, "Ring Around The Rosies" is about dropping dead from Smallpox!
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
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Could it be you? Could it be you?
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Disney movies are crazy.The Mothers always die/are dead/or evil.
Nursery rhymes are fucked up,too.
"peter peter pumkin~eater,
had a wife and couldn't keep her,
put her in a pumpkin shell and there he kept her very well."
Kinda sounds like TommyGirl???Huh??
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I love that avvie!
I do that to people in the car,you know to tell them they are "jerk~offs".
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LisaMarie:
right? I remember my Dad telling us to roll up the windows when we had to drive 42nd St......Guilani cleaned up NYC, blame him.
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I need someone, a person to talk to,
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Could it be you? Could it be you?
- Violent Femmes "Kiss Off"
Suri is just over 2 so I don't think it's out of line for her to be wearing diapers. 3 of my 4 trained at 2yr 9months, with my 3 yr old still wearing a diaper at nap and bed time.
My youngest is 22 months and uses a sippy cup. HE calls it his ba ba, even though he's been off the bottle for about 5 months. It took a couple of days for him to get used to the switch (like all kids) but if you hold firm they'll switch. (like the million of toddlers before them!)
The sunglasses at night, while holding a kid and wearing heals is just asking for trouble!
Submitted by Paige123 on August 7, 2008 - 11:10am.
I TOTALLY agree with the supernanny suggesion. Suri does look spoiled to me too BUT she looks a little like my Alice so I let it slide. =P
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Katie needs the Super Nanny to straighten Suri out and get her away from the bottle and the diaper. She needs a time out rug like other kids.
PS: Suri looks like a spoiled brat to me.
What a sad fucking life. Wouldn't you go with a friend, or another friend with a child? Does Scientology allow those?