Vintage Xtina
Nekkid chola alert! This old ass photo of a completely naked and Xtina has been making the internet rounds. The shot was taken as a sort-of company photo of all the hos who work with David LaChapelle. I love how Xtina is just chillin buck naked on a barrel while Pamela Anderson is covered up. And there's a child in the room! SCANDAL! Call CPS!
Seriously, Xtina should ditch her current "tranny clown" look and go back to this shit. It's slightly chola beautiful, but with a few strokes of a Sharpie, she can be transformed into a full-blown chola beauty queen. Xtina needs to bring chola glamour to the masses! What would her chola name be? La Red Lipz Girl? Tranny Payaso? Suggestions please!
The first thumbnail is slightly NSFW. There's a little nipple. Just a little.
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@YourMom.. I'd, uhm prob walk out w/ my panties still down, pee still running, and say "here, take my toilet!"
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Submitted by EvilShoe on August 7, 2008 - 8:25am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 7, 2008 - 9:22am.
He's disrespectful. Next time he does it pound on the stall and ask if he needs a square. Unless he's being male like and pees in the sink in place of the urinal.
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Thing is, there is no stall. I had to go really badly this morning and I forgot to lock the door and he just barged in and caught a glimpse of me on the bowl, so I shut the door in his face and yelled "What the fuck?!" He barges in there all the time to wash his fkn hands because he's too impatient to wait for the men's room to be empty. It makes me really uncomfortable.
Besides, I can't spare a square. I don't have a square to spare.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
this looks shooped to me. but also, considering it's lacahpelle i'm surprised there isn't more nudity in it. it seems oddly toned down for him.
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My dad always told me the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks - Billy "Bloody Genius" Ray Cyrus
Your mom- I have never heard of that before. I've used the men's before. But if it is one of those bathrooms where you just lock the door, I don't think it's a big deal. If there were stalls and stuff, that would be another matter.
for a brief second I thought the pic was of Mutya, former lead singer of The SugaBabes, until I remembered...
Only X-tina tries this hard.
Sharpie or no Sharpie, the girl has no taste.
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Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on August 7, 2008 - 9:01am.
LMAO at your avie!
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Dick happens! - MK
The lady laying on the floor reminds me of one of them water beds...
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 7, 2008 - 9:22am.
He's disrespectful. Next time he does it pound on the stall and ask if he needs a square. Unless he's being male like and pees in the sink in place of the urinal.
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I mean...what could Xtina do...
SHE HAD TO STAND OUT FROM PAMELA!!!
Morning, beeshes.
I know this is offT., but what are your views on male bosses who decide to use the ladies room because he's too impatient to wait for someone else to get out of the men's room?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Bwahahaha. That girl beside her is squeezing her arm in like she doesn't want to be touched by boob..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I like this picture, actually...it has a lot of representation in it. This picture looks like home to me (no lie - walk down the street on any given day and that's what I see - maybe not naked, but sometimes you couldn't tell)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Good morning Slutts ♥
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Easy Peasy:
La Guera. Really, I use that for every blonde chola, so it's not fair....hmmm...I betcha they might call her "Lippy" tho, or she's so tiny. La Paquena, right?
But damn, she looks healthy (if all cholarized up in here) - is the love for skinny going to get SO out of control that these girls are just going to start all over the place? Hey, remember when women fainted so often (usually it was the corsets), they built furniture JUST to have a place to put them? Well, not remember, but you know what I mean...What do we do those girlies now, I wonder...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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It's almost like she's the "elephant in the room" in that pic. Everyone is pretending she's not there.
Thanks Sluttsville,
Someone needs to support bitches with melting faces.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
OMG, LMFAO @ "La Red Lipz" and "Tranny Payaso"
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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08
Why.So.Serious.....nice avie.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Is that Maggie G?
I love that hot slut in the back, just under the ladder. You can barely even see her. She was like, "Well, F- Pam A and Xtina are naked and I have on my business casuals. I'll just get in the back." Or- She was wise enough not to get too close so that the crab stampede didn't roll her ass over when the camera flashed.
This is the most random thing I have seen this hour of the day.
Are you sure that our little red-lip X-Tina?
She looks too healthy to be X-Tina. X-Tina is about 12lbs, and that's after the chicken and rice dinner...
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
That poor kid was exposed to Pammy and Christina, where's DCS?
Edited to say hello to Dee..Hi DeeDee ♥
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
That lady lying on the floor better watch where Christina is putting that shoe.
Everything about this photo is so...random.
Gross.
I wish I could find one thing I like about this bitch.
Nope.
Holy chichoñes!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville