Michael Lohan Gets In On The Fun

And we're off! Michael Lohan, being the publicity hungry attention whore that he is, has issued his own statement to Access Hollywood regarding Anderson Cooper's comments about Ali Lohan looking like a 60-year-old. Click here to get the whole run down if you have no idea what's going on. Well, have a drink and an Oreo first.

Michael removed his head out of his loosey goosey ass (he was in prison) long enought to say, “I think Anderson Cooper is an opinionated, hypocritical idiot who should be an adult and keep his opinion to himself. He is the last person to judge anyone, when he and his own family have their own issues.” Don't worry his head went right back in after he issued this statement.

Let's see, White Oprah whores out her family on reality television and we're not allowed to have opinions about it? Michael needs to wipe the coke from the mirror and take a good look. He's probably creaming in his dad jeans at all the attention his family is getting over this shit.

Will Anderson Cooper please enlighten us with more of his bitchy words of wisdom? I await his guidance.

P.S. - Am I the only one that secretly wants to see Andy and Michael Lohan make out? Ugh. I feel so dirty and dark-sided. I need a cold shower.

Posted by: Michael K

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Anderson Cooper • Shut Your Hole

Submitted by Mr. President on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 9:20pm.

And yes, these whores WILL out him. Michael Lohan already hinted at it. Nobody's business of course, but they will push that issue to the forefront.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 9:19pm.

I would have been willing to bet Michael didn't even know Ali's name until this.

Ugh, I feel like a diaper.

Submitted by FritoDorito on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 9:18pm.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 6, 2008 - 7:16pm.
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Michael Lohan strikes me as an underground kiddie porn kind of guy... I must get that vibe from the way he helps pimp out his children.

Nobody calls Andy Cooper an idiot. I hope this douchebag gets an ass whoopin'
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Submitted by gucci on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 9:18pm.

I would not be surprised if anderson didn't respond to these idiots. he seems to be a man with a lot of class and yes he gave his opinion on the family but somehow i don't see him continuing to bicker with these people. its just stupid and not worth it.

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Submitted by Mr. President on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 9:17pm.

I think Anderson will end up regretting this because these attention whores won't shut up about it. It will be on the reality show and on every entertainment show for months. I agree with what he said 100 percent and I am glad he said it. I just think he will rue the day he tied his name to these whores.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 9:16pm.

Let's see, Wednesday night, MK and his bag of Funyuns, a 1/2 bottle of Boone's farm and another Andy post.

Uh, the cable is out.

On T: WTF does Michael Lohan do again?

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Submitted by mike on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 9:15pm.

I actually dislike Michael more than Dina (though it's really, really close), especially since he was "born-again".

Submitted by FritoDorito on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 9:15pm.

"Michael removed his head out of his loosey goosey ass (he was in prison)"
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Submitted by Ella on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 9:14pm.

Submitted by zomay on August 7, 2008.
Yes Michael K, you are the only one!
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I know! Ewww, MK... you did NOT go there! How could you think about putting AC's lips on that assw*pe?

Submitted by LA on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 9:14pm.

You knew it was only a matter of minutes before Douche Daddy Lohan got into the action.

I love Anderson and his smart mouth!

Submitted by applehead on Wed, 08/06/2008 - 9:14pm.

What's with these idiots pimping out their kids, then gettig pissed when the world doesn't bow to their feet?! I know that he was agains the reality show, but that was mainly because he wanted a piece of the pie, not because he had concern for any of the minor kids!