Michael Lohan Gets In On The Fun

What AC said is just what everyone is thinking - I am so glad someone said it on national tv. that fame-desperate duo need to be told what people feel about them!

If you don't want criticism from the public don't fucking go make a reality show about how desperate and sad your lives are. If she is so defenseless, then please by all means - eject her from the public eye, stay at home, go to school, dont expose yourself on tv! she is not this poor victim, she chose to be on a reality show with her mother.

it is NOT normal what they are doing, and very unhealthy. They need to be told they are cunts.

Jimmy Bocca:

his private life is his business.

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Did Anderson Cooper come out of the closet yet?

So, when's Lindsay going to pull her head out from between Sam's legs and make a statement?

Hypocritical??? STFU dumb ass.

I do not feel sorry for Ali in the least. She is on that crappy reality TV show. She wants nothing more than to be famous like her sister. If you want want to be a celeb you have to be able to take criticism. Even IF you are 14 years old. It is like anything you have to to take the good(getting her name out there) w/ the bad (she looks like she is 40 years old). Ali and her Mom want fame so bad they would do anything to get it. I think once you are in the public eye(Ali wants to be) she is fair game.

I hate Anderson Cooper, but I would totally take him in the out hole.

...and how is he hypocritical?

SO, I know this thread is SOOO yesterday (cut me some slack, I got home from work at 11 pm) but I really must put my 2 cents in.

You cannot sit there and tell me with a straight face that White Oprah and don't her daughter go on the gossip blogs daily to see what everyone is saying about them. I am 100% positive that it happens. And I know that MK is not the only blog who says that poor Ali looks used and abused.

Coop was only reiterating what each one of us has already said in past threads about Ali. So don't go giving him a hard time because he voiced his opinion, because I guarantee that WO & Ali have probably been on Dlisted to see the smack MK was talking. It's awfully hypocritical for some of you to say, "Well he shouldn't have said that about a 14 year old," when all of us have said it before.

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I think Anderson Cooper said what we're all thinking about Lohan family. And I love him for that. Maybe he wasn't the right person to say it ... he probably regrets it now.
I don't think he's attacking Ali (he did say several times that she seems like a nice girl and he feels bad for her, he wants her to have a normal childhood) he's attacking WO and ML. Rightfully so.

Submitted by KD on August 7, 2008 - 7:45am.
What's the point of having an opinion if you can't share it? ML is stoopid. People are going to talk. Just leave it at that.
=====> I'm with you, KD. I love Anderson more after he commented though :D

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What's the point of having an opinion if you can't share it? ML is stoopid. People are going to talk. Just leave it at that.

That being said, I really don't care anymore.

Anderson Cooper should really pick his battles I'm sure he thinks he's funny and all by picking on a 14yo girl but I don't find anything funny about putting down someone else especially someone who really is defensless and hasn't hurt anyone. Really who is he to judge? The most publicity he gets is basically for being in the closet. Why doesn't he start talking about his homosexuality instead of taking school yard bully shots against a girl almost 3 decades younger then him. Gees.

Submitted by mike on August 7, 2008 - 7:08am.
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Yeh I'm kinda agreeing with you on this one; The first comment was funny and I think the Coop enjoyed the notoriety that it received. Maybe now he should be quiet about it. Getting into a feud with that bunch of misfits is *so* below the Sliver Fox.

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When are you going to talk about the Montauk Monster Michel K??!

~faith salon...a face full of fashion.

I'm totally anti-Lohan in this situation (really in all situations as far as the elder Lohans are concerned), but I really think Anderson sullied himself by even bringing up their name. Of course, his first mis-step was agreeing to co-host Regis & Kathy Lee, or whatever the fuck it's called nowadays. Not something a serious journalist would so, sorry.

Submitted by gucci on August 7, 2008 - 1:31am.

I challenge you to ask MK if Lara and I have the same IP's and if we do not then you leave!
You most invariably do not know what an IP is in the first place.

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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

Drinksonme and lara are the same people i can tell by the broken writing.

get the fuck out of here loser!

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Submitted by Anderson Cooper... on August 7, 2008 - 3:14am.

I could be wrong but the voice of laras writing sounds very "long island trahish" to me.

hi yah doing miss lohan!
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Hey, AC's Bitch! Can't sleep and just read a KatieBot/Suri post 2 pages back to put me to sleep and looks like "Lara" is one of those Engreesh-as-a-VERY-Second-Language spammers. She oh so cleverly threw in a "suri is my favorite he he he" line after defending Scienos with a "not Amercian but gee all so corrupt" bullshit line.

REVENGE OF THE STUPID SPAMMERS, Y'ALL!

Who in the hell does Anderson think he is?If he just got fuckin real for once and get the hell out of the closet,people might believe his fuckin rants about celebs.After all isn't it what these "News Readers" are celebs too,high paid ones at that?And don't give me that song an dance that Oh he went to Iraq! He probably has a boyfriend who is a Major who works for "The Stars and Sripes" in the "Green Zone".He and the Major probably went to the Day Spa and had a couples treatment.

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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!

I could be wrong but the voice of laras writing sounds very "long island trahish" to me.

hi yah doing miss lohan!

Anderson Cooper belongs to me and me only. all other bitches beware.

PLUS: look at those faces!

Who you gonna love?

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@lara:

I think it's safe to assume he was attacking Dina's parenting skills. In the first clip he said: She looks 60, I say that with concern. Then went on to say: Well, of course - her mother works her like a horse. (loosely)

Also, it would be ok if Daddy Lohan defended himself *well*, you know? But he does such a poor job of it, he makes it really hard to trust him.

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Submitted by "lara" or Dina,Lindsay or Michael Lowhan:
umm... i hate to play devil's advocate, but i don't understand you at all people. so because anderson is a very smart person and journalist he has the right to say ugly things on live television about a 14 yo girl??? what makes it worse in my opinion is him being a journalist. i think he has to present facts to the public, not his subjective opinions about how a 14 yo girl looks like a 60yo. he has a big power to influence the public.

"he has the power to influence the public, and he has to present the facts to the public"

honey Anderson has the power and he used it well. he has also presented the facts to the public by making more aware of what Miss. Lowhan is doing to her daughter: all in the name of fame and money. And what preytell did anderson say about ally that was so bad? that she looks like a 60 year old? well, she does. and as for the stripper part? ah this alledged"14" year old wears more makeup than i do and i am much older than her. and lastly, one of the prices of being famous is having to deal with public opinions (wheater good or bad) and scrutiny. this is the reality of show business and if the lowhans can't handle it,they should just get out now and find something else to do!

and no the way i spelled lowhan was not a mistake!

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Lara, sugar. Read/view/whatever is more comprehensible to you WHAT ANDERSON COOPER SAID again. Ali was not ugly before she went ass wild with the make up and hair, WITH her mother's blessing. And maybe it is your English comprehension at this time that is getting in the way of you understanding what Coop meant by saying Ali looked 14 going on 60 -- HE DIDN'T MEAN UGLY, he meant MUCH OLDER THAN HER AGE AND LOOKING TIRED AND USED UP. He did something useful for society, actually: HE DID NOT SIT BY AND PRETEND THAT WHAT ALI'S MOM DOES IS NORMAL, LIKE KELLY RIPA AND ALL THE OTHER CHICKENSHITS IN THE MEDIA. Yes, that's what her own mother is doing: Using her youngest daughter like she used Lindsey FOR MONEY. This kind of sleazy exposure will follow Ali for the rest of her life. And her mother only cares about the money.

HER MOTHER is exploiting her on television. Ali's face and body show the results. Understand? Clear enough? Yes? Then good night.

Submitted by Leatherette on August 7, 2008 - 2:19am.

Submitted by lara on August 7, 2008 - 2:06am.
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and ANOTHER one with just not enough cognition to grasp the part where A Coop clearly directs his comment about Ali looking haggard because OF HER MOTHER. Damn, people: Critical Thinking 101, TAKE IT.
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maybe my english is really bad, but you say that if i say to your kid on television "hey little Leatherette you are ugly, but don't worry, it's not your fault, it's because your mother is not a good mother" does it make it ok??? very strange...

ps: no offence, i am sure your kids are/will be very pretty, but i don't understand why you think he is right.

pps: one more thing let's assume he didn't mean to say the girl is ugly, then it means he is not a very good journalist if he can't pick his words better. after all words are his tools.

take care

Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 6, 2008 - 11:27pm.

I hate the Lohans just as much as the next guy but Andy could have attacked the Mother, Linds or Daddy but left poor Granny Ali out of it. She is just a kid and she can't help it if she's ugly
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I remember that one mag pic right before Ali's transformation into a worn-out hooker where she actually looked like a cute teen -- the one where her eyes are like giant saucers grinning and eating up the pap cameras aimed at her and her sister from a balcony, as LoHo takes pics back at the paps, and Ali was interviewed saying how badly she wanted to be famous.

She acquired the ugly to "be famous" like mommy instructed.

Submitted by lara on August 7, 2008 - 2:06am.
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and ANOTHER one with just not enough cognition to grasp the part where A Coop clearly directs his comment about Ali looking haggard because OF HER MOTHER. Damn, people: Critical Thinking 101, TAKE IT.

Submitted by gucci on August 6, 2008 - 10:00pm.

NaNoop:

Anderson probably wouldn't give a rebuttal at all him being the classy gentalman that he is. i'm sure he has better things to do than to remain in a senseless argument with a bunch of idiots who brains are smaller than all the dinosour brains put together. and you know how small dinosours brains where.

I agree. He doesn't strike me as the type to gutter fight. Let's see how far the Blohans try and drag this...

Submitted by Message In A Bottle on August 7, 2008 - 1:07am.

Let's see here:

AC: Respected journalist that actually goes behind the scenes of events going on in the world...let's think...he was on the spot during Hurricane Katrina, around Indonesia during the tsunami, and I'm pretty sure he has been in various parts in Africa...he has the balls to go out and to get the story straight from the source instead of sitting behind his desk the whole time..

then

Michael Lohan: Served time in jail and rides on the coattails of his estranged coke whore of a daughter...

Need I say more?

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umm... i hate to play devil's advocate, but i don't understand you at all people. so because anderson is a very smart person and journalist he has the right to say ugly things on live television about a 14 yo girl??? what makes it worse in my opinion is him being a journalist. i think he has to present facts to the public, not his subjective opinions about how a 14 yo girl looks like a 60yo. he has a big power to influence the public. anyway, maybe this girl's mother didn't take the right decision to put her on a reality show, but to me anderson seemed very hateful.
also, this michael guy may not be the best father(although i hate this expression "best father" cos i believe every parent wants what's best for his kid), but he has a right to defend his daughter. i am sure anderson is not perfect either and i must say i am shocked you people defend him so much in this matter.

sory my english. take care

NaNoop:

Anderson probably wouldn't give a rebuttal at all him being the classy gentalman that he is. i'm sure he has better things to do than to remain in a senseless argument with a bunch of idiots who brains are smaller than all the dinosour brains put together. and you know how small dinosours brains where.

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Submitted by radio siren on August 6, 2008 - 5:50pm.

It's ridiculous how Perv Papa tries to suggest that anyone with "issues" or family problems is not allowed to voice opinions on any topic (any topic that offends him, that is), or not know right from wrong. That's completely unrealistic. If he were to mean what he said, then he wouldn't be making his snide remarks toward Anderson, being that he has family issues himself. It goes both ways, Pervy.

And oh, the irony of ironies, him calling Anderson an idiot. Perv Papa calling ANYONE else that; he with the IQ of a ferret having the nerve to address Anderson in that manner, an Ivy League educated, respected journalist! Pervy just has no clue.

Hey, now- in defense of all ferrets: they are pretty intelligent. I would equate Michael "Jesus Saves" Lohan with something more along the lines of a gnat or perhaps a tsetse fly. Jus' sayin'.

Michael and Dina Lohan= scourge of their own children. And they have the gall to even talk smack instead of tucking tail and maybe even re-evaluating their parenting ways. Figures.
Michael apparently suffers the same delusions of grandeur as Dina.

I am sure this isn't the first observation made here by anyone, I just haven't had a chance to read thru the posts, but it seems OVERWHELMINGLY that the public at large is totally in agreement with Anderson, and expressing that it ROCKS that someone with credibility is calling those crackbabies out on their child-whoring ways. I see literally almost no defending of the kid pimps.

Anywhore, I wonder if/what Anderson's rebuttal or commentary will be.

If you harness all the brain power, talent, and sincerity of the Lohans and concentrate it to produce electricity to light the world, we could all rediscover candles.

Michael Lohan looks like one of those men who says things like "I could do that if I wanted to," whenever he sees men with talent doing something.

Typical insecure little man, probably with a really wispy little toddler dick who wishes he were Jonathan Rhys Meyers or somebody.

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Let's see here:

AC: Respected journalist that actually goes behind the scenes of events going on in the world...let's think...he was on the spot during Hurricane Katrina, around Indonesia during the tsunami, and I'm pretty sure he has been in various parts in Africa...he has the balls to go out and to get the story straight from the source instead of sitting behind his desk the whole time..

then

Michael Lohan: Served time in jail and rides on the coattails of his estranged coke whore of a daughter...

Need I say more?

"Jesus is shallow like that...He don't want no ugly ho's in his kingdom..." Tigerlilly

Submitted by Madame Prince:
He is the last person to judge anyone, when he and his own family have their own issues.”

Oh, I see. I-Got-Jesus Lohan is criticizing the Gray Fox because AC's brother committed suicide, after a long & agonizing battle with depression?

Don't fuck with Anderson, Jesus Man -- I've battled depression & suicidal urges since my teens, so I know some of the darkness that compelled Carter Cooper to jump from Gloria's ledge. Don't voice that kind of fuckery. I'll cut your sorry Yankee ass without a second thought and leave you to bleed to your messy death.

And if you want to hint about Andy's sexual persuasion, fuckwad, at least he doesn't have bastard chirren running amuck.

In words you might understand ... you ain't fit to touch Andy's hem.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on August 6, 2008 - 9:50pm.

ITA. Making snide innuendo about Coop's sexuality is typical Lohan hypocrisy given Lindsay's lesbian antics and/or hetero promiscuity.

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"He is the last person to judge anyone, when he and his own family have their own issues.”

Oh, I see. I-Got-Jesus Lohan is criticizing the Gray Fox because AC's brother committed suicide, after a long & agonizing battle with depression?

Don't fuck with Anderson, Jesus Man -- I've battled depression & suicidal urges since my teens, so I know some of the darkness that compelled Carter Cooper to jump from Gloria's ledge. Don't voice that kind of fuckery. I'll cut your sorry Yankee ass without a second thought and leave you to bleed to your messy death.

And if you want to hint about Andy's sexual persuasion, fuckwad, at least he doesn't have bastard chirren running amuck.

In words you might understand ... you ain't fit to touch Andy's hem.

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Sheeps, Anderson did have that one crotch flash, when he got out of a car.....

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Submitted by Sheeps on August 7, 2008 - 12:44am.

And he has his own pants!!!

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Submitted by . on August 7, 2008 - 12:29am.

i totally concur! i wonder what it takes for people like white oprah to stop pimping their kids out like that. there's probably nothing that can stop this greedy bitch. besides who the hell watches her stupid show!?

I've never seen Anderson passed out in the front seat, chasing anyone in a black SUV, running into palm trees on Sunset, or doing some random Italian guy on a balcony. Of course, maybe he's done all those things but is more discrete.

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Pimps up on the Minnesota Strip could learn a thing or three about prostituting from the elder Lohans.

Dina would push anyone of her kids in front of an oncoming train if she thought it would get them in the news. Daddy Lohan would be there to collect when the insurance money came in.

These white trash titans spill their guts out in a reality TV show and complain when they get a critique from a well respected reporter? This just goes to show you how delusional they are. Instead of encouraging their daughter to plan for college, they just continue to whore her out, despite the fact that the kid will probably be a worse trainwreck than her sister.

Submitted by Haribo on August 7, 2008 - 12:19am.

Haribo, I'm in full agreement with you...parents who try and live vicariously through their offspring are selfish slimebags. Let a child be a child for heaven's sake! Parents who turn their kids into "bread winners" have some seriously fucked up empty values. -And even if "prince or princess" aren't making money they still shouldn't be paraded about because mommy got fat and pretty daughter needs to make mommy feel better by being shoved into pageants with her 'flippers' and aquanet bee-hive hairdo, high heels, hooker make-up and shoved onto a stage and told to "Smile! SMILE! SMILEEEEEEEEEE!"

I seriously would love to see Dina put in front of a Firing Squad. I'd pay to see it.

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Could it be you? Could it be you?
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PSL, good to see you!! what's up? im glad there's still people on dlisted. don't you guys dare to go to sleep!! :> we gotta discuss these crazy cunts!

parents who haven't acheived much in life always push their kids to do things they wish they had done but it doesn't work that way. if you screwed up suck it up and leave your kids alone! fucking cunts shouldn't breed.

I'm late sluts, just got back from drinking. I think ACoop just illustrates the point that if you pimp out your kids, you make themfair game for media commentary. I don't remember the Coopster commenting on my parents parenting style, probably because they never had a fucking reality show on the E! channel.
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Hey Haribo! Hey Frito!

Ali saw the fame and adulation Lindsay had, and wants the same. Dina is just a fucking monster.

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