One Less Pinky For LaDouche?
Shia LaDouche may lose his pinky! The pinky is my favorite finger, so I'm sad to hear about this. His pinky looks fine in the picture, but maybe it's sad on the inside. Weepy pinky.
A source on the set of the next "Transformers" movie told Star Magazine that Shia told the producers his doctors may have to cut off his left pinky due to the injuries he suffered from his drunken car accident last month.
The source also said, "It's really thrown the movie into turmoil." Why? Did they plan up-close shots of his left pinky?
That totally sucks for him. The pinky is a wonderful finger. It's also the gayest finger, which makes it the fanciest finger, which makes it the best. He'll have to drink tea with his right hand. He'll have to pinky swear with his right hand too. And it's one of the skinniest things on our body. Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies.
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Uhh why did they have to cut off his t shirt sleeve?
"Submitted by Sayonara on August 7, 2008 - 5:13am.
When Drago killed Apollo, I had tears in my eyes. How dare you Drago?! That is when Bridgette was at her finest."
"If He dies, he dies." Best.Line.Ever.
My brother, our friend Josh and I would reenact that scene like weekly. My brother would be Apollo, I'd be Rocky and Josh would be Drago (since he was tall). Man, that's some good times right there.
And yes, Bridgette was great... and then she conned Sly out of SO much money, which made her not so great.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 7, 2008 - 12:42am.
Oh yes! They used to air it all the time on the KTLA movie festival Saturdays and Sundays here in Los Angeles. Man, that movie rocks my socks. I even own it on DVD... how sad is that?
The ending gets me so pumped up. I usually try to watch it before I go to the gym... that and the montages from Rocky 4. Drago!
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When Drago killed Apollo, I had tears in my eyes. How dare you Drago?! That is when Bridgette was at her finest.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Sayo, hit refresh. Is my new avatar better? *evil chuckle*
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Oh yeah! That paranoid lady with the oversized boobies scared me.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
There goes his sex life.
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I must say I love my pinkies too. They are so goddam dainty I want to cut them off sometimes. My damn picky toe used to get caught on doors and corners, I sure hated that shit. He's good to be rid of his pinky too it's an obstacle to greatness!
Your face!
The pinky on my right hand is significantly shorter than my pinky on the left.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
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"Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 6:12pm.
I know that you must have grown up in the 80's like me. Who in the hell else would remember that?! They used to show that movie all the time on the weekends. The actor who played his son had a role on "General Hospital", and I thought he was so cute. I thought that the big scary dude with the mustache was going to pull Sylvester's arm out of the socket. That guy was a nightmare!"
Oh yes! They used to air it all the time on the KTLA movie festival Saturdays and Sundays here in Los Angeles. Man, that movie rocks my socks. I even own it on DVD... how sad is that?
The ending gets me so pumped up. I usually try to watch it before I go to the gym... that and the montages from Rocky 4. Drago! <3!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Nothing, like a breathe of fresh air...
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 4:25pm.
"I have a Bachelor's Degreen in Ancient Latin and Ancient Greek languages."
What's a "degreen"?
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It's a fuckin' green degree, bitch. You got one??? I'm totally kidding...just messin' wif ya...don't gets mad at me....
Yeah but, the Ancient Latins and Greeks weren't into "green". It's a nonapplicaple concept, kinda like Al Gore's personal lifestyle, and the subject.
I don't know about the perfectly healthy looking pinky, but the middle finger in the bandage, looks problematic.
Since he's out and about, it can't be a serious injury.
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Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 4:25pm.
"I have a Bachelor's Degreen in Ancient Latin and Ancient Greek languages."
What's a "degreen"?
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It's a fuckin' green degree, bitch. You got one??? I'm totally kidding...just messin' wif ya...don't gets mad at me....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 6, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 4:25pm.
"I have a Bachelor's Degreen in Ancient Latin and Ancient Greek languages."
What's a "degreen"?
The pinky is my favorite too
Oh please, just look at the picture, his pinky is the only finger in that hand that is not all wrapped and stuff.
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They did kill off Jazz in the movie but it is rumored he is coming back again for the 2nd movie. Why didn't they kill off Anthony Anderson if they are racist?
Fuck, I can't believe someone flipped the racist card on this movie.
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Submitted by Jbo on August 6, 2008 - 5:32pm.
I hope he has to go to JAIL like normal people who run red lights, CRASH into other cars and drive DRUNK!! Plus, he's a DOUCHE BAG! I'm not quite sure why he's considered hawt?????
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Uh, lets wait on this before jumping to conclusions. I saw an article where Michael Bay said that it will come out that Shia drank hours and hours before driving. If he was wasted then he deserves what he gets.
And as the other person said he didn't run the red light, the other driver did.
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Sayo, hit refresh. Is my new avatar better? *evil chuckle*
I hope he doesn't play any musical instruments. That would suck. Otherwise, losing a pinkie is not the end of the world.
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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 6, 2008 - 7:25pm.
"Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Wait ILovePapa, are you referring to the movie with Sylvester Stallone? If so, OH MY GOODNESS. That was one of the cheesiest movies ever."
YES! OMG! I want to build my wedding around this entire movie (obviously for joking purposes, but I want my family to think I'm serious). And we'd have arm wrestling matches at the reception. It'd be so trashy and I'd fucking enjoy it. I think it's mostly because I don't want to get married... lol. But that's an entirely different subject and I don't have cash to fork over for the therapist, but "Over the Top" is one of the greatest movies ever made!
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I know that you must have grown up in the 80's like me. Who in the hell else would remember that?! They used to show that movie all the time on the weekends. The actor who played his son had a role on "General Hospital", and I thought he was so cute. I thought that the big scary dude with the mustache was going to pull Sylvester's arm out of the socket. That guy was a nightmare!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Wait... There is something worse than this one. LOL
Is that a DARE? lol!!!!!!! *kiss* rotfl...Sayo, I don't know how you do it but you always manage to wrangle a smile or a giggle out of my stubborn ol' farty self. haha
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S*it about 90% of the posters crack me up (including you). You have to have a sense of humor because there is so much craziness going on in the world.
Please oh please don't hurt us with an avie worse than this guy. I can't take it!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Sheeps on August 6, 2008 - 7:43pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Wanna pinky-wrestle?
Sheeps it looks as if I won by default because you failed to show up for the match.
I had a conference call at 3:30, otherwise I would have kicked pinky-ass.
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Okay then I will return the title belt, and we will have a pink re-match. LOL
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Regarding, Shia: Me, too.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Wait... There is something worse than this one. LOL
Is that a DARE? lol!!!!!!! *kiss* rotfl...Sayo, I don't know how you do it but you always manage to wrangle a smile or a giggle out of my stubborn ol' farty self. haha
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 6, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Momus, how cool are YOU?! That is so neat that you studied Greek and Latin and your name is too cute. Thank you for kindly making me feel smart by accident for a hot second. lol:)
I have nothing left to say about Shia. I think I pretty much tapped myself out on the subject of this tardo.
Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 7:20pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Sayo! (((HUG))! You do...uh...realize I could have picked amongst my warped animation collection a WAY worse avatar? Don't dare me. lol
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Wait... There is something worse than this one. LOL
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I just a had a childhood flashback of that awesome cartoOn Pinky and the Brain..hot sluts of the week nomination MK!
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His pinky looks just fine in the photo, it's not even bandaged up. BS story I think.
Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 4:25pm.
I have a Bachelor's Degreen in Ancient Latin and Ancient Greek languages.
My screen name is the Roman god of sarcasm and discordant speech. Most folks pronounce it MOE-MUS. However, the correct Latin pronunciation is MOM-uss.
So, you're not weird; you're actually correct.
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Wanna pinky-wrestle?
Sheeps it looks as if I won by default because you failed to show up for the match.
I had a conference call at 3:30, otherwise I would have kicked pinky-ass.
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"Submitted by Paquita on August 6, 2008 - 3:31pm.
angel and papasmurf, (Papasmurf I belive you are mexican for some other posts of yours) but I am mexican and well...in Transfomers there was Mojo the Chihuahua LOL!!! Ok bad joke, but I wouldn't get offended if someone else said it as a joke!"
I'm not offended. It made me chuckle. But I have a sick sense of humor.
La Douche even gets a douchey injury---losing a pinky? Pfffft...Yeah, my violens start at losing part of your brain...
Whatevs. He should totally request his pinky be preserved in a jar...What, I would!...Pickled Pinkie! A Pinkel! Delicious snacking!
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angel and papasmurf, (Papasmurf I belive you are mexican for some other posts of yours) but I am mexican and well...in Transfomers there was Mojo the Chihuahua LOL!!! Ok bad joke, but I wouldn't get offended if someone else said it as a joke!
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"Submitted by Paquita on August 6, 2008 - 3:27pm.
PapaSmurf I would have to use you as a reference or I might get in trouble for plagiarism."
Just reference how awesome Smurfs are in your essay and we'll call it even.
"Submitted by angel_i on August 6, 2008 - 3:22pm.
I like the way you sound so earnest ILPS (hey! can I call you LIPS?;P)
I can't make myself believe there will ever be a Mexican Transformer."
I'd normally say yes to LIPS, but that's a friend's nickname and I don't want her to shank me with her hidden "hair blade."
And I believe if Bay were to incorporate a Mexican transformer, he'll make sure it enjoys tacos and impregnating women of various races... that's just how he rolls.
PapaSmurf I would have to use you as a reference or I might get in trouble for plagiarism.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 6, 2008 - 7:15pm.
Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 4:13pm.
I get the giggles every time I see your avie.
Momus, I'm glad I'm not the only one that chuckles over that silly, undulating dude! BTW, whenever I pronounce your name in my head I know I'm supposed to phonetically say "MO-MUS" but for some stupid reason sometimes I want to say, "Mom- US"...just one of my weird-isms for the day. lol:)
Douche needs to shave...his pathetic, scraggly face pubes aren't cute.
"Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Wait ILovePapa, are you referring to the movie with Sylvester Stallone? If so, OH MY GOODNESS. That was one of the cheesiest movies ever."
YES! OMG! I want to build my wedding around this entire movie (obviously for joking purposes, but I want my family to think I'm serious). And we'd have arm wrestling matches at the reception. It'd be so trashy and I'd fucking enjoy it. I think it's mostly because I don't want to get married... lol. But that's an entirely different subject and I don't have cash to fork over for the therapist, but "Over the Top" is one of the greatest movies ever made!
"Submitted by Paquita on August 6, 2008 - 2:45pm.
Ilovepapasmurf that is so cute!!!
How do you use that's quakers in school essays??"
You can say how you enjoy Quakers oatmeal every morning because it's one of the best things out there. And I know what you're thinking, you can't believe that I think this. Well you know what I think, that's just Quakers! It can work.
*Edited for issues*
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 6, 2008 - 5:56pm.
"Submitted by Paquita on August 6, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Mmmmh....its just a movie....and it only "sounded" black. Now killing jews like Hitler did in real life, that is racism, not a movie!!"
Please. It's a typical stereotype in any film nowadays. Example, in mostly every horror film, the black man/woman always dies first.
It's completely uncalled for.
Or it could be I'm a little upset with the fact that there wasn't a Mexican sounding transformer.... who knows.
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I like the way you sound so earnest ILPS (hey! can I call you LIPS?;P)
I can't make myself believe there will ever be a Mexican Transformer.
I don't think it's so much about racism as it is about an unwillingness to take chances. The really big Hollywood Films are SO overrun by the corporate aspect - they would just be afraid of losing money.
It makes me all sad and earnest too because, in my mind, that's ONE of the things that art is FOR - for expanding on ideas that are floating around in culture; breaking new ground and shit - like equality - and they have control over what the bulk of the public experiences.
I think it's plays a huge role in we seem so stuck.
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Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Sayo! (((HUG))! You do...uh...realize I could have picked amongst my warped animation collection a WAY worse avatar? Don't dare me. lol!
Shia can kiss my gritz!
Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 7:13pm.
Humans behaving humanly. Karma actually working.
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So, I see that we still have the belly dancer.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 4:13pm.
I get the giggles every time I see your avie.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 6, 2008 - 5:23pm.
boomsy on August 6, 2008 - 6:19pm
Your avi is smooshy mooshy cuteness.
wittle fwends, mew.
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Well thank you; I have some pics of my dogs I'd rather put up but in the meantime I thought the kitties were just daarling...
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Humans behaving humanly. Karma actually working.
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