There's No Place Like Home
Yes, this is my ten millionth Katie Holmes post of the week and it's only Wednesday. I can't help that I'm obsessed with her jeans. Blame her. Stepford Katie looks so sad-like today. She should click her ruby slippers and pray to be taken back to her "Dawson's Creek" days. I'll even settle for her "First Daughter" days.
I think she finally listened to all of you, because she didn't roll her jeans this afternoon. That doesn't bother me. What's bothering me is that she doesn't have any other jeans. Can't she ask Tommy Girl if she can borrow $20 from his lube fund to buy a new pair at the Goodwill. I hope she's at least sticking those jeans in the freezer when she gets home.
The title of this post should really be "There's no place like homo." I'm sure Katie is thinking of Tommy Girl. She's always thinkingof him. He's programmed her that way.
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The only way those jean would look remotely OK, would be to top them with a huge striped top, vintage jacket plaid jacket . . . mmm, sorry--those jeans are beyond rescuing.
I love Kate, and they don't bother me like Brangelina does. It's not just a divorce. She has to come to the fact that She will never get Suri. She can't go public if Suri is not his(which I don't think Suri is his). Look at the way Tom is with his adopted kids. Nic never gets to see them. If she did create this charade for the money she has to live with the choice she's made. I don't think Kate is a gold digger, but she probably did want to live as a clist celebrity pay chek to paycheck.
LoveCarrottop, I doubt she's been happy since she met Tom at all. It seems like even a few months ago like you were refering to she was forcing her self to be happy, also when she's out with Tom forced smiles. I know he tells her she must look happy in public.
The homeless waif look isn't working. She should be banished to NJ until she gets proper training on how to dress cool like we/us NYers do:)
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Let's settle down with the dig to NJ. I'm only 45 minutes from the city. Sorry to burst the bubble- but I find it ironic that New Yorkers come to Jersey to shop (since we have no sales tax on clothing) and yet you're gonna throw us under the bus for having poor taste in fashion and clothing. LMAO. Just remember, dressing weird doesn't constitute looking cool.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 6, 2008 - 11:36pm.
Has anyone given any thought to maybe Tom beats the crap out of her? Just not where anyone can see? She hasn't shown skin in a while...
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LOLOL....Tommy Girl can't even reach the places where anyone can see!
He seems more the type to call an escort service and have young, hairless men in wrestling outfits come entertain him...but that's just me.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
WOW...this chic is from Toledo, Ohio...nowheres, USA...Where I am from. She seems sad, lost and way too skinny. I hope someday she remembers where she came from, and that we actually have souls and such...soooo creeeepily sad.
I can't wait for her to have that 2nd kid and get rid of Tom Terrific. He just brings her down . . . and me too!! I want to be up, happy, and bouncing around and enjoying life!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 6, 2008 - 8:36pm.
Has anyone given any thought to maybe Tom beats the crap out of her? Just not where anyone can see? She hasn't shown skin in a while...
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That makes sense and he does seem like the type.
Whatever is going on with her, the Scientology assholes around her aren't doing a thing to help her.
Girlfriend needs to stand up straight, hike up her jeans & put a smile on her face. Sheesh-living with Tom Cruise isn't THAT bad, is it? Oh wait...never mind...
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It'd be awesome if she started looking like a hooker.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Has anyone given any thought to maybe Tom beats the crap out of her? Just not where anyone can see? She hasn't shown skin in a while...
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ok, these are the same jeans she has been wearing all week that she pulled out of the dirty laundry on Saturday. She just hasn't rolled them up this time. I can tell because there are three wrinkles on her right leg in the same spot everytime.
I wonder if TG really did kick her out. One of the mags said they split.
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paris herpes, excellent point. Especially since I would imagine if it were Nic who was sterile, Tommygirl would claim that Scientology could cure all her physical woes.
Soooooo, one wonders how he'd respond if someone asked why his supposedly fertile Scienopeenie was never able to knock Nicole up in TEN YEARS, yet she was able to get pregnant by another guy?
And no, sex with a guy wearing a Nicole mask does not count, Tommygirl.
Isn't it weird that Tom wasn't able to have children with Nicole but she had a child recently, but actually it was because of Tom, who somehow was able to have a child with Katie without any trouble? Something's off about this...I seem to recall it was because Nicole was barren and then...what of it?
Your face!
The homeless waif look isn't working. She should be banished to NJ until she gets proper training on how to dress cool like we/us NYers do:)
Possible reasons for dressing this way:
She's anorexic and thinks this outfit hides her fat.
She is secretly working for Gap because their boyfriend jean collection isn't selling as well as they would like.
Tom told her he would divorce her if she dressed like this.
Katie looks emaciated! Is this her only way out ...... starvation! Someone feed this bitch & super size it quick.
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Joey Potter would have none of this fuckery...Yeah, this is pod person Joey and only one person can save the real Joey...PACEY!!!! (is that how you spell that douchedom?) I don't know, bring back gay ass Dawson. Atleast the gay is something Katie's familiar with, but he's not in a cult...or is he??? Damn! Bring back Jen, that whore will steal Tommy Girl away...Oh, I don't know...let this dumb bitch be Tommy Girl's Maxi-Me..He's building a giant Tommy Girl robot...he'll add peen, hence the baggy pants...Oh yeah, he'll add PEEEEEEEEEEEN!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I know older women who dress and are sexier than this supposed 2 something year old oh my god she is a friggin robot!
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Submitted by jussayin on August 6, 2008 - 6:45pm.
if people followed me all day while I did mundane shit, I'd be highly irritated
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Katie sold her mind and soul for just that kind of attention. Just saying.
"HEY Mr. Xeun Man, tally me banaaaaana!
Daylight come an' I wan' to HOME!
WAAAAAA-OH!"
with all her (his) money ,she goes outside looking like THIS ? I've seen bag women with better taste in clothes.
This woman is stuck in the 90's. What next? We're going to find out that she thinks her rehearsals for her new play is actually the set of Dawson's Creek? Tom Cruise has truly alienated her!
if people followed me all day while I did mundane shit, I'd be highly irritated
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where's my sauce, bitch?
That sweater looks like she slept in it.
She IS NOT WEARING TOM CRUISES JEANS
If she were they'd be more of a capri than a sag
>>i never lit a match with intent to start a fire but recently the flames are getting outta control<<
Isn't it like 28 fucking degrees in NYC??
Those pants are too big Katie.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
She looks dressed for a day of rehersing-- confortable.
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"Submitted by Sandbitch on August 6, 2008 - 1:42pm.
@papasmurf - you could be right about her being preggers. Remember the god awful things she wore when she was pregnant with Suri?
The brit papers are calling "baby bump" too."
Plus, she's losing weight at a rapid pace and it's kind of an indicator that she may be knocked up. Look at Angie and the speculation she was with the twinsies.
She looks like hot buttered sh*t right now and I can't figure out the rationale behind it.
I think at the onset of the divorce she saw the children much more frequently than was alluded to in the press. Tom and Katie had them out for photo ops at every chance to show their "undying love for each other" and the "bump". I think she till may see them on a regular basis but she is much more guarded with her personal life than TC ever was.
Add to that fact the children have gotten older and have gotten more into CO$. There have been blurbs out there about some CO$ camp the kids are attending. I think that is particularly true for Connor but not quite sure about Isabella.
And now Kidman makes her USA home in TN not CA. i guess it is just time and distance.
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@papasmurf - you could be right about her being preggers. Remember the god awful things she wore when she was pregnant with Suri?
The brit papers are calling "baby bump" too.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1522098....
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 6, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Does she have no protection in the prenup? Did no one learn anything from the divorce of N Kidman other than "you will lose your child"?
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Forget the money, I'm sure he has it written up that she gets nothing in the divorce. After all, here she was, Catholic Katie, knocked up outside of marriage...she was probably desperate for some "respectability."
My question is, how did TC get sole custody of the kids? How is it that NK doesn't see them anymore on a regular basis? Do the Sciento loonies have dirt on them, and short of killing or raping someone, how do they convince the judges to award sole custody to TC? Say if Tom and Katie were to divorce, wouldn't she have a fighting chance for 50-50 custody?
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on August 6, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by M.E. on August 6, 2008 - 1:46pm.
I liked her in "Disturbing Behavior".
And the video for "The Fly's" for it's theme song.
That is all.
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I loved that video! She's was at her prettiest then. Now, she looks like shit, her career is shit, and her life is probably diamond encrusted shit. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins, isn't it?
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Yes it is, as with Envy adn Lust.
Bitch is fucked.
Without a doubt, Katie is trying to copy Posh...
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=06&evt=beckh...
(Gah...I hate linking to that site....but couldn't find the pic any place else.)
I actually like the boyfriend jean look on Victoria Beckham, but Katie has the wrong body type for it. Too bad...seems she is constantly made to feel like she needs molding by stronger, more assertive, people... and hasn't yet found her own style or personality, or backbone.
Just tell 'em all to bugger off Katie! Do it NOW! You'll feel a whole lot better. So will we all.
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I'm starting to think that Katie is bulimic. Every time I see her, I see even more bones sticking through her skin. UGLY.
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Submitted by M.E. on August 6, 2008 - 1:46pm.
I liked her in "Disturbing Behavior".
And the video for "The Fly's" for it's theme song.
That is all.
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I loved that video! She's was at her prettiest then. Now, she looks like shit, her career is shit, and her life is probably diamond encrusted shit. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins, isn't it?
You know what, I think she may be preggers and she is wearing these loose fitting clothing to help squash those rumors because she's making sure she's out of her first trimester. Hence she's only doing the play for only a month as of late.
I may be totally wrong, but hell, I've had a little bit much to drink at lunch and I feel like I'm floating.... floating!!!
i will say she does have perfect hair...how was she able to drop like 15lbs overnight?? she looked to be a normal weight, cankles & all the other day...bizarre.
she has been wearing sweaters a lot but she is one of the elite & never out of A/C for long remember?
She looks not just sad but frail, ill.
Either Katie is suffering depression and couldn't care less what she dresses in or else this REALLY is the new look that we'll be seeing within the next few months! Baggy,baggy,baggy! She looks unkept and I hate clothes that don't fit your body.
I feel sorry for her. She always looks so sad.
Isn't Katie's daddy a divorce attorney? Seriously, I can't wait for scientology splitsville.
Let's see Tommy jump up 'n' down on another one of Oprah's couches and call it sane, er, love.
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she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious
NICE FUCKING HAIR BITCH...ENOUGH SAID!!
What is funniest about her pathetic effort to start this trend (started by Posh by wearing David's jeans to Disneyland, looking cute) is that it is a mock up of the 80s boyfriend trends ... started in the 60s with boyfriend sweaters. But, if RoboKatie were actually wearing her "boyfriend's" jeans, they'd be too small (too tight, too short). So, instead, she just looks a helluvaMESS. She doesn't have the guy or body to pull off this style. She just looks like a poor copycat loser.
Is her soul/career a contender in any dead celebrity pools?
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I have no sympathy for her because she chose this life. And for people asking where her parents are?
She is almost 30 fuckin' years old!
If she does not have it together now, she never will.
She was never much of an actress anyway, but this is just a sad attempt to be famous.
I bet she is yearning for those 'Dawson's Creek' days again too.
Not me. Never watched it.
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Submitted by Possum on August 6, 2008 - 4:40pm.
I predict a suicide attempt, or total suicide in within a year. Trust. :(
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That would be so fucking sad, but the way she's behaving I can't say I'd be surprised. I feel sad for her. DAMN YOU TOMMY GIRL! DAMN YOU AND YOUR INVERTED PENIS HOLE!