Wednesday, August 6th 2008

The Silver Fox Strikes Again!


The Silver Fox has once again taken out his claws and sunk them into White Oprah. It's going to take weeeeks to get the grease out of his claws. As you know, Anderson Cooper basically called Ali Lohan an alleged 14-year-old who wants to be a striptease person on "Regis & Kelly" yesterday morning.

White Oprah responded with, "People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him." Seriously, that's all she said. I feel totally ripped off.

Well, Andy has kept the fun and games going. Last night, he responded to her response. He said that White Oprah probably didn't see his comment live "because she was out clubbing and it's on early in the morning. So she was probably just rollin' home." He went on to say that he "feels bad" for Ali Lohan, but that she shouldn't be in a shitty reality show.

I just want to be put on a rubber suit and go silver diving into Andy's pubic bush. I especially love it when he giggles like a Tickle Me Elmo doll.

This is White Oprah's second chance to really come back with the statement of all statements! Or they can settle it the way I always like to settle things: CAGE FIGHT! White Oprah already comes oiled up. And I'm sure Andy already has the outfit.

VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

He not in the closet Mike he just dont think people are impiortant enought yo talk to about his ass activities!

Plus he is not on a reality news net work he is on cnn! Most that shit aint reality as much as it is just talking out loud about news ish type of stuff and various headlines that make people scared

edit! look at all these fucking typos man! Im like typing with my cock!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

God love Anderson Cooper.

Paquita's picture

Finally someone says what we all know. But Dina is in denial, she actually believes she's the best momager ever, and that her daughter Ali is as talented and worthy of fame and recognition.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Now I want to hear what he has to say about Denise Richards!

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Mel-Tang's picture

Submitted by Slutleena on August 6, 2008 - 2:28pm.

I've only seen one episode of the reality show but it was basically her son supposedly of his on volition printing up flyers and putting them around a major hotel so his mom could have an audience to dance infront of. The shit was so staged and sad. The reality show is a vehicle for her mom who could care less about Ali's future.

Ew, I saw that one too. You have to watch the links I have below if you like Living Lohan. They are hillarious....

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU

soul's picture

put them all on Regis, dukes up. Finally a Regis worth wathching.

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

That's right, Anderson--give the old leather bitch a what-for!

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LOL! Poke the bear much?

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mike's picture

Should people in glass closets be throwing stones?

bernstar69's picture

Anderson Cooper could read me the phone book while sitting on the toilet bowl with cosmic explosive diarrhea...I still think this man is hot, sexy, explosive.

And the more he attacks Dinasaurus...the hotter he gets.

(I had dental work today, folks, so I'm not my normal chipper self...g'afternoon D-Listers)

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Richiegay's picture

He needs to rethink the tie forget about the 'Livin' Lohan' bs. dark blue or deep red , maybe a jaunty paisley?

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

BTW: When are we going to from Daddy? Is totally scared shitless and witless by Coop?
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Slutleena's picture

He's only telling the truth. I feel sorry for her as well. I've only seen one episode of the reality show but it was basically her son supposedly of his on volition printing up flyers and putting them around a major hotel so his mom could have an audience to dance infront of. The shit was so staged and sad. The reality show is a vehicle for her mom who could care less about Ali's future.

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FatMartha's picture

Attractive, quick, sexy, smart, witty...

Why does the Fox (possibly/probably) love men more than me?
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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Finally, someone publicly saying what we've been saying here.
Dina Lohan is a terrible mother and a terrible manager.
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TheBreakdown's picture

Funy now that Silver Fox is lambasting the younger Lohan when these days, it is likely that he will see the older Lohan in the same gay clubs that he frequents.

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Angelina Jolie-Pitt's picture

he speaks the truth

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letinstar's picture

it was funny when i saw cooper say what he said yesterday about ali and white oprah and it's just as funny today...
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parissucksliterally's picture

IG, I'll take A.C, on a roll with some mayo!

yummy boy....

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Mel-Tang's picture

GAWD! Anderson just keeps spittin' out the HAWT!! LOLOLOLOL

Anderson, you rock! And your co-host was pretty awesome, too. I like how she took the blame for 'seedy.' LMAO

Chelsea Handler as Dina Lohan. Brilliant. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWngTmiIur4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU

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islandgirl's picture

Hahaha... you can just tell that he's eating all this shit up. Anderson is on a roll!!

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moriah's picture

I love the woman thinks she's a riot.

dreamhypnotique's picture

Unconditional surrender -- there's no other answer for this woman than to lay down her Midori and lime and beg for mercy.

Seriously, she is that bunny from the legend that the bear wiped its ass with.

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OneLiner's picture

Silver Fox is Awsome!

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parissucksliterally's picture

A.C......if you didn't have fans before this incident, you sure as hell do now!

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and every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it- can you feel it?
- Alanis Morisette "You Oughta Know"