The Silver Fox Strikes Again!
The Silver Fox has once again taken out his claws and sunk them into White Oprah. It's going to take weeeeks to get the grease out of his claws. As you know, Anderson Cooper basically called Ali Lohan an alleged 14-year-old who wants to be a striptease person on "Regis & Kelly" yesterday morning.
White Oprah responded with, "People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him." Seriously, that's all she said. I feel totally ripped off.
Well, Andy has kept the fun and games going. Last night, he responded to her response. He said that White Oprah probably didn't see his comment live "because she was out clubbing and it's on early in the morning. So she was probably just rollin' home." He went on to say that he "feels bad" for Ali Lohan, but that she shouldn't be in a shitty reality show.
I just want to be put on a rubber suit and go silver diving into Andy's pubic bush. I especially love it when he giggles like a Tickle Me Elmo doll.
This is White Oprah's second chance to really come back with the statement of all statements! Or they can settle it the way I always like to settle things: CAGE FIGHT! White Oprah already comes oiled up. And I'm sure Andy already has the outfit.
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Coops is adorbs. LOVE HIM. Period. End of comment.
ImpertinentVixen:
really? which momento mori photo was that? could i get a link if one exsists?
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
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Sorry, Andy's baby photo is more reminiscent of a memento mori photo we talked about on another thread.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Momus the Sarcastic:
and i would be kissing my monitor right along with them! cuz he's worth it!
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Submitted by gucci on August 6, 2008 - 6:53pm
Thanks
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
i agree with him and i love him more than ever! he usually doesn't inject personal opinions in discussion but he really went off on this, lol.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site
Submitted by gucci on August 6, 2008 - 5:19pm.
I wonder what Bradiful Bitch and Tigerlilly think of Coop's baby picture.
They're probably kissing their monitors.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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oh yeah a gorgeous pair of lips always getss me going
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
Submitted by gucci on August 6, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Love those lips, too.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Momus the Sarcastic:
wasn't he just peaceful and plumpy?
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
It was fun the first time, now it gets sad.
Submitted by gucci on August 6, 2008 - 5:09pm.
EXCELLENT!!!
He was a cutie as a baby.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Well there maybe an anderson coopers bitch and a whole lot of women and men after him but i've got something you guys haven't and thats his BABY PICTURE! yes my ave is andys baby picture! lololololol
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
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Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 7:24pm
Well, Ima thinking we are going to have to take White Oprah out before anything.
She can run but she can't hide, just dangle an eight ball and watch her come.....
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Oops! I just happened to have accidentally on purpose dropped some rat poison into said 8 ball...for easier disposal of the body...What? You didn't think I'd actually eat that old, fetid hood rat, did ya? Aw, hell to the naw, I told ya, that much skank don't sit well in my tiger tummy...I ralph Dina chunks and we're caught for sure...Trust me, this is the best way...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
he he he my baby's at it again!
Anderson Cooper belongs to me and me only. all other bitches beware.
Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 7:24pm
Well, Ima thinking we are going to have to take White Oprah out before anything.
She can run but she can't hide, just dangle an eight ball and watch her come.....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Where do I send my valentine for Anderson?
Some may think he's being bitchy. While I'm generally not one who believes in "keepin' it real' at the cost of being impolite, I think Anderson's comments did not cross a line. When a mother is using her kids so blatantly for her own purposes, it's okay for there to be some criticism.
If this is what he's saying on the air, imagine what a snarky bitch he is behind the scenes.
LOVE IT!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 6, 2008 - 6:12pm.
*drums fingers, eyes tranquilizer gun*
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Sheesh, BB, wait for the Coop geyser would ya? How we bitches going to populate the planet with bitchy queens otherwise? Yeah, any minute now...I've taped some pics of a young shirtless Denzel Washington to the back of my head...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 6, 2008 - 5:43pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 6:30pm.
Ok, now Andy has upped the stakes. I must have his child...This is MANDATORY...I must have a lil' Coop...a mini-Cooper!!!! I must...
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LOVE YA, TigerLil....but I'm not above working an elephant gun on a wild cat for hot dick.
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Ack! I just want a mini-Cooper, an' a lil' MK... I swear...Ok, I want some sexy times too, but we can share. You get Coop Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays, and MK Tuesdays and Saturdays, and Sundays...Deal?
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ugh! FINE, be that way! I'll just have to do with all-caps JIM and LASHON on Tuesdays and Saturdays. FUCK.
*drums fingers, eyes tranquilizer gun*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 4:08pm.
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I generally get the munchies after sexy times, so I'd say pull him out just after he pulls out if I ain't bein' too subtle....Cooper steak, Cooper liver pate, Cooper sausage...hehe... I said sausage...Yeah, someone better be on Coop alert...
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Bradiful would love to snag him out of your claws while you re-Cooper-ate.
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Anderson Cooper is now my favorite snarky bitch. Michael K, you're OUT! I'm removing you from my Facebook and inserting (yes!!) Andy.
Then again, I might not even know about this delicious stream of nasty if it were not for you, so I guess we're still cool. Anderson, though, (to quote Neil Patrick Harris) is DREAMY.
And he's clling it like it is. If Allie is 14 she needs to stop dressing and acting like a 25 year old with a career. PS, she has no career, so why isn't she going to pep rallies and keggers, like any normal 14 year old?!? I, like my beloved, blame the whore White Oprah. This is all too gross and it's all her fault.
Hell I could watch 3 seasons of Flava of Love, but not even one whole episode of Living Lohan. Blech!!
That is all.
Doesn't Anderson Cooper have a point? Alison Lohan is 14 years old and looks much older. Her mother is exposing her to a side of show business that has nothing to do with talent--reality tv.
If the girl is a singer, let her do that without the added exposure of a reality show.
I would think that Dina, as manager of her children's careers, would have learned from the attention Lindsay received.
Let Ali be a child and look like one. Get rid of the makeup.
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 6, 2008 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 6:30pm
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Tiger you're so damn fabulous, that I think the Coop may just give it up and impregnate you. Would it be safe to leave him alone..you know..with you in your cage..??
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Um, not for too long. I generally get the munchies after sexy times, so I'd say pull him out just after he pulls out if I ain't bein' too subtle....Cooper steak, Cooper liver pate, Cooper sausage...hehe... I said sausage...Yeah, someone better be on Coop alert...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He wasn't bashing Ali...he was bashing that poor excuse for a mother.
When TigerLilly and The Coop make their babies I will change my motto in life and cuddle them...Me loves to cuddle critter babies. And don't even get me started on puppy breath. 8-)
Joe,
I am not a pothead, but I can change...well, no I can't. lol.
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
~Keith Olbermann
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 6, 2008 - 6:54pm.
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Uluru
Submitted by lara on August 6, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Andy must have thought he was having cosmos with the girls, because he said, “Ali Lohan is supposed to be 14 but really she’s more like 60."
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ummm... i have never seen this reality show, but i don't understand all of you who agree with his comments. he is a mature, intelligent man and he made fun of a poor 14 yo girl. i might understand his comments about the mother, but to make fun of a little girl is not right in my opinion.
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'Living Lohan,' like almost everything else on E!, is crap, but I don't agree with him bashing the kid. Maybe his closet is getting too tight and it's making him bitchy.
Hopefully he will get out soon and get some sun so he doesn't look so much like a maggot.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 6, 2008 - 6:50pm.
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Hey Deb!! You can come any time Luv! You'll be welcomed with open arms. Come up here and help me study! Eeeeek! As for us smelling like grass, hmmm let me see is that freshly mown or freshly grown in a back field somewhere?
On topic: I *love* the Coop. In a purely sisterly way. *snicker*
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Uluru
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 6, 2008 - 3:48pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 6:30pm
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Imagine the off-spring! A little silver fox - tiger cub...awwwwww
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A Cooper Mini with claws!
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Submitted by Leatherette on August 6, 2008 - 5:43pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 6:30pm.
Ok, now Andy has upped the stakes. I must have his child...This is MANDATORY...I must have a lil' Coop...a mini-Cooper!!!! I must...
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LOVE YA, TigerLil....but I'm not above working an elephant gun on a wild cat for hot dick.
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Ack! I just want a mini-Cooper, an' a lil' MK... I swear...Ok, I want some sexy times too, but we can share. You get Coop Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays, and MK Tuesdays and Saturdays, and Sundays...Deal?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by yiooooooo:
"Does anyone sees Aly like a kid ??? Becuase im two years older than her and most people say I look older and Aly looks ten times older than me.
She wants to be famous she knows how the media is like she has seing her sister fuck up big time and she still wants to be famous so I dont care if someone say she looks like a old striper person , thats what happens to attention whores and media whores, is not like she is some random person the media is making fun off , she wanted to be famous now she is famous"
yiooooooo your absolutely right and you are a very smart and mature young person.
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Submitted by Leatherette on August 6, 2008 - 6:46pm.
OK, so I'm not above much when it comes to hot dick, so I'll let TigerLil have the Coop's baby batter JUST THIS ONE TIME ;)~
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Awww that is so nice for you to share.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
HI JOE!
How are you and when can I move to Canada with you? When peeps were chatting the other day they said you all smell like grass...
Does grass have a different connotation in Canada?
lol.
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 6:30pm
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Imagine the off-spring! A little silver fox - tiger cub...awwwwww
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OK, so I'm not above much when it comes to hot dick, so I'll let TigerLil have the Coop's baby batter JUST THIS ONE TIME ;)~
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 6:30pm
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Tiger you're so damn fabulous, that I think the Coop may just give it up and impregnate you. Would it be safe to leave him alone..you know..with you in your cage..??
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Submitted by Sayonara on August 6, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 6:30pm.
Ok, now Andy has upped the stakes. I must have his child...This is MANDATORY...I must have a lil' Coop...a mini-Cooper!!!! I must...
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LOVE YA, TigerLil....but I'm not above working an elephant gun on a wild cat for hot dick.
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oh MAN I thought my hag love for this hot gay fox couldn't flame brighter --- I'M YOUR FOREVER BEARD, ANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 6:30pm.
Ok, now Andy has upped the stakes. I must have his child...This is MANDATORY...I must have a lil' Coop...a mini-Cooper!!!! I must...
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Only if it is a convertible!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
@Momus,
You are so correct!
I wish he would have gotten on the Denise Trainwreck too although there is a difference in that she is not trying to make her children perform like circus animals.
Children involved in reality shows should have separate representation that can give unbiased opinions as to the capablilities of handling the presence of camera intruding into their lives.
Charlie Sheen was right! The judge made a bad call by letting Denise Richards have her children on that show. And now they are "acting out" and you never see them laughing or smiling anymore...
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"Sometimes when we focus too much on who will lead our country, we lose sight of the important things, like celebrity babies."
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 3:30pm.
I changed my avie so that you and Bradiful Bitch can gaze upon Coop's loveliness.
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lmao @ Tigerlilly... you're fab!
Ok, now Andy has upped the stakes. I must have his child...This is MANDATORY...I must have a lil' Coop...a mini-Cooper!!!! I must...
At first, I only thought I must bear MK's child, but this???
Now both these 'mo's better get busy with my bidness cuz yo' gay asses is givin' me some babies...I ain't sayin' it's gonna be pretty or pleasant. I'm just sayin' it's gonna happen, and you can blame yourselves for being so damned fabulous...oh, and I only want sons...and gay sons...don't make no straight babies or I'll cut a bitch. A straight son won't go on cruises with me when I'm elderly. A straight son won't sass a snooty bitch at the Clinique counter. A straight son won't give a rat's ass about my new shoes...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
REPEAT OF EARLIER POSTING:
The consensus is that Coop is talking about Dina, the mom, and citing Ali, the kid, as an example. We don't believe that Coop is disparaging or attacking Ali ... he's disparaging and attacking Dina.
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Does anyone sees Aly like a kid ??? Becuase im two years older than her and most people say I look older and Aly looks ten times older than me.
She wants to be famous she knows how the media is like she has seing her sister fuck up big time and she still wants to be famous so I dont care if someone say she looks like a old striper person , thats what happens to attention whores and media whores, is not like she is some random person the media is making fun off , she wanted to be famous now she is famous
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Two wrongs don't make a right. He was wrong to say anything about her daughter. He could have just stuck to the show and White Oprah but he didn't. She was wrong because she really didn't defend her daughter in a convincing way. Seriously, it is hard to believe that she is a career person given her poor behavior. She was not motivated by her concern and respect for her daughter but rather her inability to come to grips that her show sucks big time.
Submitted by lara on August 7, 2008.
...i might understand his comments about the mother, but to make fun of a little girl is not right in my opinion.
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You have to understand, Ali Lohan is already thinking like a little Hollyweird whore thanks to her great role model sister... it's too late to feel sorry for her. Plus, Andy is mainly taking a punch at Dina.