Wednesday, August 6th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Umm.....who is this? Because it isn't Beyonce - IDLYITW

Thomas Jane is "Hung" - Towleroad

Heidi Klum forgot to wear a bikini top - Egotastic!

So did Cindy Crawford - Hollywood Tuna

The Covergirl Princess shows off his guns - Just Jared

Eva LongWHORIA loves being frumpy - Hollywood Rag

Kim KardASSIAN, high-waisted pants are not your friend (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Happy Belated Birthday to Maddox! - Lainey Gossip

Babies hate Parasite Hilton - Cityrag

Ryan Phillipe should quit the acting thing and just walk around topless all day - Popsugar

Posted by: Michael K


Mel-Tang's picture

I think it's "L'oreal White Girl #55."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

What shade is that? L'Oreal Toasted Pumpkin #101?

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Silvara0428's picture

So not Beyonce or her hair...
I'll be the judge of just how "hung" Thomas (Punisher) Jane is.

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".

Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Submitted by Green Is Good on August 6, 2008 - 1:07pm.
"Cityrag: Babies hate Parasite Hilton"

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Babies, the entire human race, pretty much any creature with a pulse HATES Parisite Hilton.

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Plants can't stand her, either. Also, aliens refuse to probe her.

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joanne's picture

Why would she allow a picture like that out there? She looks good not photoshopped. Sue them Beyonce! Unless your stupid and think it looks like you? I hope the new People Bible wished a happy birthday to Maddox.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 6, 2008 - 2:10pm.

get tan for sure and my momma is the same sahed as the fake beyonce but she is 1/2 veitnamese 1/2 something else maybe like a lamb or a something cute and sweet. She my bah bah black sheep!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

Angeluz_4ever's picture

That girl is the lost child of Beyonce and Jennifer Aniston

TheBreakdown's picture

I love how Beyonce gets lighter in the summer as opposed to all the rest of the black people getting darker?

Creole heritage my ass!

(and yes, black people DO tan for those not in the know)

Yes, that way. Not the MJ way!

'Heaux Confessionals'
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dawniek's picture

mmmmm Ryan Phillipe DAMN he is a sexy mofo.

Green Is Good's picture

"Cityrag: Babies hate Parasite Hilton"

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Babies, the entire human race, pretty much any creature with a pulse HATES Parisite Hilton.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

That is not Beyoncita.
Swear, i really didn't know who that was at first.

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Oxygen's picture

Looks like a mix between TyTy and Beyonce...oh and of course, there's definitely some photoshopping going on.

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joe shmoe's picture

Whaaa? It looks like Kim K's buttocks have moved up to her chest..

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mike's picture

Y'all are just jealous of Beyonce's Creole heritage. Quit hatin' :)

Salem13's picture

I love that picture of Maddox with Colin Farrell I'm surprised they didn't stay together I guess he wasn't a big enough star for her.

joe shmoe's picture

*Hung* looks like just the kind of edifying material I need to enrich my mind.
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angel_i's picture

I usually think Kim K. looks pretty good but them clothes are just wrong. Maybe she's trying to sell them to girls that would look a million times better in it. Or maybe she just wishes she was one of them.

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Happy X-mas, One and All!

FritoDorito's picture

And of course Zac Efron won't go anywhere without a full face of makeup.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

angel_i's picture

Dayum! Shouldn't this be a photoshop award?
STOP IT! Yeesh. It's not attractive at all.

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Happy X-mas, One and All!

Salem13's picture

I was watching one of those entertainment shows and realized how MUCH Kim Kardasshian looked like my sister, expect my sister has a flat ass and doesn't wear 345682 lbs. of makeup and is a bigger bitch but I think my sisters prettier.

She might as well hate being a female too while she's at it. Sad.

Sensimina's picture

For a supposed "stylist", Kim K. sure has no idea how to dress herself or even what size she is. She has a nice body but she acts like she's on a personal mission to convince herself and the world that she's three sizes smaller than she really is. Her clothes are always embarrassingly and unflatteringly tight, usually to the point of appearing to be spraypainted on.

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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

FatMartha's picture

I nominate that baby for Hot Slut of the Day!

Also... since when is Beyonce white!?
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TOPANGA's picture

Seriously, if they make Beyonce look any "whiter' homegirl will just straight up be clear in her next ad.

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Jimmy Bocca's picture

It's deff. not Beyonce, it's some random white girl.