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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site

I wish my ass was bigger.

On the other hand, Kim Kardashian intentionally wears unflattering outfits if only to garner attention from her ass (which isn't really that great), because let's face it that's the only thing about her that's REMOTELY interesting.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

Ugh. Instigator.

I need to be a better Mommy to myself.

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Its not racist it's a observation, which L'oreal obviously agrees with. O and im not racist only black people are annoying everyone else is cool. Robertoooo

Submitted by Mr. President on August 6, 2008 - 10:14pm

He watches Maury; enough said.

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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J

Beyonce is a moron...her weaves suck but I guess everybody can't have real hair like me ha ha...I would hit off Ryan Phillipe and then smoke a blunt

I don't think Zac is gay. If he was in his thirties or forties I might think so, but there are an awful lot of twenty-somethings that are obsessed with hair, clothes and even makeup.

ps: Dear Robertooo, do us all a favor and take your racist bullshit elsewhere. Thanks.
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Of course bebes hate Paris. She eats them for breakfast as part of her Satanic pact. I kid. Sort of. Babies and animals can often sense something nasty and uncaring.

Beyonce looks ridiculous. She's wearing someone else's hair, nose, skin tone, eyelashes.... are those really her lips, or did she borrow them too?

Yeah from what I see on Maury and witness in everyday life they have GREAT guys after them...LOL!Maybe if they werent all so fat, bitchy and ashy looking they'd be appealing. Keep on aspiring to white girl hair...one day black gals, one day.Robertoooo

And @Robertooo: I guess black women should consider themselves lucky that you find them unattractive; one less ass to deal with.

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I thought they had lightened her up as well, but I'm not so sure after looking at this pic...

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20216824_10,00.html

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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J

I had no clue who that was. Beyonce is at least 5 shades darker in person, and much better looking than whatever is in that picture. Sad that black skin is still being airbrushed from pictures in 2008.
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"Money first, orgasms second." - Michael K

Babies have a great of being able to tell weather or not an adult is fake or genuine. which is why the baby in paris hiltons comment didn't like her.

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this isn't beyonce. it can't be.

Anderson Cooper belongs to me and me only. all other bitches beware.

It's unbeweavable

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where's my sauce, bitch?

B you are my girl, but you need to stop this madness. Stat!

Kim K I like your pants, but something is missing. I know what it is... a top.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

It's not ignorant it's a general observation that's correct. Robertoooo

Submitted by boomsy,
Every thing about that poster screams bigotry and ignorance at every comment...

I want to put a hand muzzle on it so that it is reduced to typing with it's thumbs.

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Submitted by Robertoooo on August 6, 2008 - 5:14pm

Please let's not start up the stupid racist remarks over someone as insignificant as Beyonce...

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Black women just aren't hot. Thats why they are so lonely Robertoooo

The transformation is complete: Beyonce is no longer black. Next in line, Tyra Banks...

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letinstar on August 6, 2008 - 3:10pm.

this is a white woman claiming to be bouncey, yes?

- hahahaha....

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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Submitted by Gry on August 6, 2008 - 2:44pm.
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Not true for Salma Hayek. That's why I love her.

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"Happy Belated Birthday to Maddox" ooooo ur going to pay for this MK.....tisk tisk....
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Anyone that thinks Beyonce is that color needs to go back to 1998 when there were still four girls in the group, one that looked alot like her.

And I also remember Beyonce having a flatter nose.

She's always had a weave tho.

Colors vary according to what was shot on the farm.

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this is a white woman claiming to be bouncey, yes?
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

Kim Kardashian thinks she's a size 2

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Submitted by Sensimina on August 6, 2008 - 11:39am.

yes, she is TOO SHORT for high waisted pants, and when ske wears knee high boots with skirts she looks dumpy (sorry to use the same word, but it fits)
I think she is a really pretty girl, but I wish she'd disappear.

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you know when you made it when for no reason people make fun of you or try to belittle you and that what i have to say about the Beyonce yes she wear weave like all actresses do in hollywood!!!!

What happend to her color? Damn.

LOLOL um... here's Beyonce in all her "only White people have long hair" glory :-D enjoy or choke :-D wuteva...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9cVEgN1uuE

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So what she can't sing or dance, & isn't original so big deal! At least she's the best in the business - typical fan response

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_RCiROaXvTU

aw, I liked Angie Jo in the pre-brad days... looking at those pics of her with baby maddox.. man a lot has changed
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I thought the main pic was a heavily edited Tyra Banks doing her usual thing where she does all in her power to appear white while giving homilies about black empowerment.

I didn't even think it could be Beyonce, but I guess it doesn't look like her, either.

The girl in the picture is very pretty -- too bad the photo is so edited it doesn't depict an actual person anymore.

Anyway, here's Beyonce in all her highly coordinated glory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDw_3bl4r8U

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Whitewash! I know it's inevitable that actresses with even a hint of ethnicity will become bronzer, blonder, and waifier in Hollywood, but she looks gauzy enough here to star in "The Virgin Suicides."

That stupid skank! You know who I am talking about!! I will not mention her by name and add to her already unnecessary presence on search engines.

As the Chief over in L.A said, it was all nice and quiet with all the stupid cunts actually managing to wear clothes, bump oysters and just not being in town.

Naturally, the supreme mother of all skanks, the queen of the infested oyster.. had to find a way back into the headlines. The ONLY instance you'd find a comedic bone inside of this skank would be if Carrot Top was higher than the moon, tripped and fell peen first into the nastiest, foulest, mustard lined BSE beef curtains in town!

There are so few people who REALLY fuck me off in this world. Considering there are 6bn cunts roaming around trying to take this spot.. you have to commend this nasty wonky-eyed abomination for taking the trophy year after year.

However.. In the immortal words of MK, I'd still hit it...... with a truck!

Ahhhh, instantly feel better. Now, back to whatever it was I was doing :D

--thanks awfully--

PSL -

I know, right? Most of the time I can't even begin to imagine how the fuck Kim Kardashian gets dressed. I'm guessing a prayer, some luck, and lots and lots of Crisco.

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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 6, 2008 - 12:32pm.

Ryan P. does ZIP for me too. Blech.

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another reason to love babies.

They give Cindy Crawford too much credit. She has a nasty, stretched out cellulite ridden stomach from having kids... There are pictures to prove it... So, I am not sure if the other photos are photoshopped or what...

Submitted by Clarisse on August 6, 2008 - 2:21pm.
Thomas Jane! Hellooooo Nurse!
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No kidding! Get those paddles in here *stat* 'cause Lordy I'm having dem pal-pal- pal- pitations.

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I know I'm in the minority, but Ryan P does nothing for me.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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Cindy's boobs are nicer than Heidi's.

Kim K can look SO dumpy- she needs to learn how to dress her body type.

EVERYBODY hates Paris Hilton.

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and every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it- can you feel it?
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That is not beyonce hair, her real hair is curly even Solagne(?) has better hair than Beyonce

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

how the heck is she a supermodel with scraggy saggy tits like those??! My natural beauties blow hers right outta the water!! Give me that supermodel fee now!! lol.

Thomas Jane makes the ex-Mrs. Witherspoon look like an 11 year old boy. Damn, I need a moment alone.

Franklin M. Hart Jr.: Because I'm a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot?
Violet: Bingo.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 6, 2008 - 2:18pm.

I think it's "L'oreal White Girl #55."

lmao! Hey, now...that's MY color. *shhhhhhhhh*

Thomas Jane! Hellooooo Nurse!

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Maybe Beyonce got into the stuff Solange had bought to bleach her baby's skin?

Uuuum...I think Beyonce is GORGEOUS (that's where it stops tho) but me thinkst that is not her natural hair.

Also, Kim Kardashian is fat? I don't like that cuntrag at all but I don't think she's fat. O.o

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