Frapp Without Whip?
Or maybe she's drinking an iced coffee? or maybe it's an iced Caramel Macchiato without whip? I really care about these things! I wish she was double-fisting two Venti Frapps with extra whip like the old days. I like to hold on to the past.
Brit Brit with her assistant glued to her side shopped on Robertson Blvd. yesterday. The weave doesn't look like it's eating itself and I don't see any visible grease stains on her clothes. Not bad! Although, I'm more interested in her assistant. That girl is always with her. She probably even holds Brit's hand during poopy times. She's a 24/7 employee. She's not as hot as Carla, but I still want to know her deal. Brit totally bought her, I know it.
In other Cheeto news, Quentin Tarantino has reportedly asked Brit Brit to play a lesbian stripper killer in the remake of Russ Meyers' "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" Brit Brit would play Varla, a stripper who murders a dude with her bare hands and kidnaps his girlfriend. Brit would also have to do a girl-on-girl sex scene. A source told The Telegraph, "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She's delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around. It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She's playing the most important character."
Daddy Spears is not amused by this rumor. Besides, they should save some money and use footage from Brit Brit's home movies for the remake. That shit is probably just as terrifying.
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Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 12:49pm
A daytime cameo from Tiger....
*tosses in some fresh catnip and a special treat of Shauna Sand shoes to chew on*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
NO NO NO NO NO
"Faster Pussycat" cannot be remade. It's perfect as it is. This rank trend of "stunt" casting by Hollywood dweebs like Tarantino needs to be stopped since we're about to be assaulted by the sequel to "Hairspray" with John Revolta back in the fat suit again. I suggest bringing back the irreplaceable original Varla, Tura Satana, and let her kick the living shit out of Brit Brit...and Quentin, while she's at it.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 1:14pm.
I'm sorry, this is totally OffT but... is your avie wearing a merkin? Please say yes.
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Hi5.
What's changed about her?
Nothing I tell you.
No mercy and no slack regarding this waste of space.
Any "career" moves (boot moves *snort*) are lateral, period.
She is just sliding around to different quadrants of Crazyville.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Wow, she looks presentable. Daddy Spears is working miracles!
Did Quentin overlook one minor detail? Like the fact that she can't act?? Unless she's off her meds...then she can act her ass off.
PS. I do love Quentin. I can't help thinking that anyone who wants to work with her these days is thinking - dayum, i can make something out of that crazy. Watch me! He loves to remake B movies - and he's a GREAT editor. I betcha he could make it work.
You know, like that How I Met Your Mother thing...they took her in and said: Ok, so we're casting you as a crazy lady. How does that sound?
PPS. I just saw that movie Smoking Aces...SO Tarantino, but I don't think he made it.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Her weave actually looks *gulp* clean?
Submitted by missy on August 6, 2008 - 12:48pm
Well this would be the first time ive ever gotten a woman excited then!
Congrats to my ass!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 6, 2008 - 11:47am.
IT REALLY DOES FIGURE IM UP IN THIS THREAD AGAIN !!!
COME BACK COMING BACK YOU CRAZY BITCH
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It's no use. We've all begged his/her/its hot ass to come back, but sadly, no...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Shit-Brit might wanna take Quentin up on his offer. Lawd knows this skank needs a resuscitation like no other.
This passable weave only proves that she could have had a decent one to begin with. She just didn't care.
I would have had more respect for her crazy ass if she had shaved her head and the sported that fucka without a care in the world.
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Whe whip is at the bottom of the cup.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 6, 2008 - 11:47am.
AWE!! you tricked me!! I saw that shit on the side over there and got aaaaaaallll excited.
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What's going on here? Am I dreaming?
Quentin Tarantino is such a horse's ass. That said, it would be a perfect role for her!
She's almost looking...dare I say it...g-g-g-good. Oh, that was painful to admit...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
IT REALLY DOES FIGURE IM UP IN THIS THREAD AGAIN !!!
COME BACK COMING BACK YOU CRAZY BITCH
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Quentin....
*shakes head*
No, just. NO!
Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Brit's perpetual chin zits cleared up!
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Either that or they found her concealer (covered in Cheeto dust, no doubt) tucked between the couch cushions.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Huh? Wha? She looks somewhat decent? Where am I?
Brit's perpetual chin zits cleared up! You go girl! The next Cheeto round is on me! -And some purple drank too courtesy of MK!
Tarantino is dead to me.
LOL
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OMG
Carla! Where the fuck is Carla ?
Well shiot! I have absolutely nothing crappy to say so I'll say nothing at all WTF!
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Well, she's looking better. I thought that was impossible at this point.
This movie is going to flop though, with or without Brit, so if this is true it def wont be the right comeback move.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
She is looking very Jessica Simpson above.
Maybe she shops on HSN at 2 am. and buys Ken Paves hair extensions.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Thats a role this bitch was made for!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Well he did bring Travolta back.
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Yes, I could've totally see Quentin doing this. Afterall, he did have Fergie in his last movie. And he was dating Shar Jackson. He likes the trashy chicks.
I can't believe it! she actually looks *gasp* decent here! like she actually bathed!
Quentin Tarantino said this?
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