Frapp Without Whip?
Or maybe she's drinking an iced coffee? or maybe it's an iced Caramel Macchiato without whip? I really care about these things! I wish she was double-fisting two Venti Frapps with extra whip like the old days. I like to hold on to the past.
Brit Brit with her assistant glued to her side shopped on Robertson Blvd. yesterday. The weave doesn't look like it's eating itself and I don't see any visible grease stains on her clothes. Not bad! Although, I'm more interested in her assistant. That girl is always with her. She probably even holds Brit's hand during poopy times. She's a 24/7 employee. She's not as hot as Carla, but I still want to know her deal. Brit totally bought her, I know it.
In other Cheeto news, Quentin Tarantino has reportedly asked Brit Brit to play a lesbian stripper killer in the remake of Russ Meyers' "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" Brit Brit would play Varla, a stripper who murders a dude with her bare hands and kidnaps his girlfriend. Brit would also have to do a girl-on-girl sex scene. A source told The Telegraph, "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She's delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around. It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She's playing the most important character."
Daddy Spears is not amused by this rumor. Besides, they should save some money and use footage from Brit Brit's home movies for the remake. That shit is probably just as terrifying.
Wenn
Faster Pussycat.... a remake is ruination of it of it all..dosen't Quintin have anything better to do? SOME ONE HAND HIM SOME FOIL OR CELLOPHANE.....distract him while we rip the script from his cheesy hands!!! STAT.. I just like saying "stat".
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Why be difficult when it ROCKS to be impossible!
SHE`S ACTUALLY LOOKING GOOD HERE..STOP EATING SHIIT!
Submitted by Sheeps on August 6, 2008 - 2:13pm.
That's Stunt Brit. You know, in case of an assassination attempt.
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AH! Ok, now THAT makes some sense!
I guess her new manny is expendable then.
Well, I guess they all are, really.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Oh HELL NO @ making a remake of FPKK. QT have you finally lost your marbles for real?
I thought Hollyweird had reached an all time new low in remaking 'My Fair Lady' with Keira 'I'm not anorexic' Knightly (sp), but this is just fucking insane.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on August 6, 2008 - 4:17pm.
agreed. I can't wait to hear that she's broke and working the register at the dry cleaners on Sunset.
never liked this talentless psycho cheeto slob.
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Tarantino is really reaching now. She can't sing, she can't act, and the whole world has already seen her nasty crotch. The sooner people stop trying to re-invent Shitney, the sooner we'll stop having see her ugly pie-hole. The world had to endure the music industry shoving her lip-synched shit tracks down our throat, do we now have to endure the same thing in the movies?
About the only thing that could be a worse idea than this is to cast this dumb bitch in the remake of Showgirls.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
faster pussycat" is perfect in it's original form...there's no reason to remake it and ruin it...
Exactly. What the hell is Tarantino thinking? There was no girl on girl sex scene in Faster Pussycat! Can't he come up with something original? Death Proof sucked so now he's gotta ruin someone else's movie?
She looks good there. It will make everyone here feel better to know there are pics of her out to dinner later that night, and she is a hot mess again.
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and every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it- can you feel it?
- Alanis Morisette "You Oughta Know"
"faster pussycat" is perfect in it's original form...there's no reason to remake it and ruin it...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
A remake of Faster Pusscat makes me want to KILL Tarantino..what a pompous ass.
Oh, bitch please. I've seen the original "Faster Pussycat". Twatney ain't no match for Tura Satana.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059170/
Who would hire a stupid cunt who's DADDY now has control of all her affairs, even though she's an adult with two children? Like she's show up for script readings and actual rehearsals.
Anyone notice they're wearing matching watches? Serious bonding going on. Brit may have a new best friend, better looking than Sam!
I think B. & her assistant are wearing the same watch!
That's Stunt Brit. You know, in case of an assassination attempt.
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Paris Hilton issues tart rebuttal to McCain ad
hahahahahaha at the snipes at Gia Carangi.
Edify and Bloopify.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Gia Carangi on August 6, 2008 - 2:07pm.
the commentary for dlisted is so tired. get a new schtick, queen. cheeto jokes are played out.
Oh my god we heard you the first time. Hitting the post comment section more than once is so played out.
Oh my god we heard you the first time. Hitting the post comment section more than once is so played out.
Oh my god we heard you the first time. Hitting the post comment section more than once is so played out.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Gia Carangi on August 6, 2008 - 1:07pm.
the commentary for dlisted is so tired. get a new schtick, queen. cheeto jokes are played out.
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Why don't you put your money where your mouth is and start your own celebrity gossip blog? See how well that fares, hmmm?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
@Gia Carangi:
What? It's a Cheeto Report!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
the commentary for dlisted is so tired. get a new schtick, queen. cheeto jokes are played out.
Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Have a penis pump from Sweden sent to him @ the office. Maybe if he's unliked by other co-workers, you guys can put together a penis pump fund.
YMAtT, don't forget the book with a photoshopped picture of said dick-head holding up the penis pump on the cover with the caption that reads, "Yes, that's my bag, baby!"
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Ha! If the dude's got bad teeth, it'd be gold! gold, Jerry! Gold!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
... and talking about talentless bloated gross and stupid trainwrecks who are so long gone that you forgot what for and how they ever got famous in the first place:
How's Zsa Zsa Gabor these days?
Wow she's looking pretty good these days. Almost like Old Britney.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Have a penis pump from Sweden sent to him @ the office. Maybe if he's unliked by other co-workers, you guys can put together a penis pump fund.
YMAtT, don't forget the book with a photoshopped picture of said dick-head holding up the penis pump on the cover with the caption that reads, "Yes, that's my bag, baby!"
LCT -
You gotta love a grown ass man who just never grew out of that "AWW!! I'M TELLING ON YOU!" faze. *eye roll*
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 6, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Awesome. I SO just got busted. Some asshole walked by my office, poked his head in, and announced, "THAT doesn't look like work! Get off the internet!" nice and loud, so everyone could hear.
Fuck people today. Hate them all.
What a dickhead.
You know what this means, right? Ah, revenge. :)
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Have a penis pump from Sweden sent to him @ the office. Maybe if he's unliked by other co-workers, you guys can put together a penis pump fund.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 6, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Is it wrong that I want her to do this movie so she's in the spotlight again and she does some funny ass things just for my entertainment?
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See now, I thought you wanted that for me! So it can't be that selfish:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Is it wrong that I want her to do this movie so she's in the spotlight again and she does some funny ass things just for my entertainment?
Is that selfish?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 6, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Awesome. I SO just got busted. Some asshole walked by my office, poked his head in, and announced, "THAT doesn't look like work! Get off the internet!" nice and loud, so everyone could hear.
Fuck people today. Hate them all.
What a dickhead.
You know what this means, right? Ah, revenge. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
UGH. Why does this bitch always walk around looking like she's got problems?
Anything wrong in her life was caused by her stupid ass cunty behavior and decisions. That's all. She looks like she's always going to cry. She had the world by the ass and decided to blow it. No sympathy here.
And the whore/killer/crazy bitch 'roll' is perfect for her. I hope she really gets into her character.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
cici:
You wanna know what caused Brit's double chin?
Frapps
Cheetos
2 babies in less than two years
Bad genes
but please do not blame a disease other than a case of the lazy ass!
Bitch needs a home gym! She doesn't have the boys now, so there is no excuse!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
She looks good, admit it.
her natural hair is coming along nicely.
Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 1:33pm.
FM, is THAT what it is? I've been trying to figure out this effed up, undulating animation forever. I thought it was a crotch yamika on the dude. I'd buy the whole "Silver Beaver Merkin" theory though! :))
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I haven't a clue. I was distracted by the lovely jelloidness of his tum-tum... it was like watching the waves crash on a beach. Soooooothing...
Yamika or merkin, it is still loveleh.
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Hi5.
Awesome. I SO just got busted. Some asshole walked by my office, poked his head in, and announced, "THAT doesn't look like work! Get off the internet!" nice and loud, so everyone could hear.
Fuck people today. Hate them all.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 6, 2008 - 11:53am.
Tigerlilly on August 6, 2008 - 12:49pm
A daytime cameo from Tiger....
*tosses in some fresh catnip and a special treat of Shauna Sand shoes to chew on*
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Aw, thanks bitch...
O/T
I wonder if Shitney's new clean look is just for some sort of appearance and next time we see her she will be her usual greasy, stained scabies ridden self...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Quentin needs to lay off the cocaine, already. It's fucking up his judgement.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
She should have swapped a cute pair of jeans for those blue velour pants. She would have had a fairly cute outfit then.
♥Hana hou, big boy!♥
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 6, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Thats a role this bitch was made for!
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You mean "roll" right? hahaha
Submitted by cici on August 6, 2008 - 1:01pm.
I wonder if Brit has ever been checked for hypothyroidism?
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Hopefully they've checked her for everything - but that's a good point, there are lots of thyroid issues associated with pregnancy. I THINK I've heard that sugar was the worst thing for it. And a messy thyroid can really fuck with your weight.
Lawdy - can you imagine if she develops a goiter!?!?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
the weave is a little better now. hmmm descent looking i guess
In the last thumbnail, it looks to me like she's carrying around some of her upchuck.
Daddy Spears is worth every fucking penny. Britney is starting to turn for the better in every sense. Before she wouldnt take her meds and was a fucking nutter. But now shes obviously forced given the meds so they have time to take effect, shes lost weight, everytime you see her with the kids she is FINALLY emotionally touching them, and she has lost the vibe she would give of of being on the last hay wire. Her improvements have definitely been week to week, she's getting better, and I couldnt be happier. Everyone deserves a second shot, and she got it real rough for a long time since 2004 media wise, but it just might be her year because it looks like britney is COMINGBACK.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
If you really want to know, it looks like the sad remains of a badly treated Caramel Frappuccino, or on Orange Mango Vivanno in the wrong cup. I should find out, might help my store sell more of them :-)
Quentin, if you do this, then I will have to come to where you live and beat you senseless with Britney's six-foot-long strips of possum jerky.
I remember right after Brit came out, she was suopposed to be looking at a role where she was to play a lesbian stripper, and this was like 9 years ago! next!
Submitted by FatMartha on August 6, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 1:14pm.
I'm sorry, this is totally OffT but... is your avie wearing a merkin? Please say yes.
FM, is THAT what it is? I've been trying to figure out this effed up, undulating animation forever. I thought it was a crotch yamika on the dude. I'd buy the whole "Silver Beaver Merkin" theory though! :))
Angel, concealer? No wayyyyyyyyyy. If that's it then I need to buy stock in that shit!
Britney looks good. Best she's looked in a while. Her new assitant looks like a pre-nose job Nicole Richie.
I wonder if Brit has ever been checked for hypothyroidism? It can sometimes happen after a pregnancy or just whenever. The double chin is a real clue - thyroid is in the throat. Would explain the bloated look, depression, etc etc.
oh hell no. No No No
Looks ok but it won't last.