Damn, They Really Want To Hear What The Troll Has To Say
Mary-Kate Olsen has already issued a statement through her lawyer claiming she doesn't know anything about Heath Ledger's death. The feds still really want to talk to her. They apparently want to know how Heath got a hold of OxyContin and they think the troll knows.
Access Hollywood (via MSNBC) reports that a subpoena has been issued forcing the troll to testify in front of a grand jury.
Before the subpoena was issued, MK agreed to talk to the feds if they gave her ass immunity. A lawyer not connected to the case said that really doesn't mean anything. The lawyer-type said, “It may not mean anything other than she’s getting good legal advice. You don’t know what the DEA may suspect in this case and I think it’s a cautious way to proceed. I think it would be wrong to assume she’s done something criminal simply because she’s invoking her Fifth Amendment against self-incrimination.”
Maybe MK is some sort of evil troll drug lord. I mean, why does she have to hide? Just testify and get it over with! The troll should drag her booster seat over to the court, get on the stand and just answer "You got it dude!" to every question that gets thrown at her.
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If Ledger were a mere mortal, they would not care after he died.
It's a waste of taxes to investigagte an Olsen Troll because the Feds won't do shit to her rich celeb ass.
All I see is free Troll press and an all-inclusive two week trip to Club Med Rehab.
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GazingBeauty on August 6, 2008 - 9:19am.
Her first words to that lady should have been "BITCH, CALL 911" not "Let me call my bodyguards" Who says that? This whore lives in her own little troll color splashing world.
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HEEHEEEEEEE funny. True this girl really thought no one would figure out, that her people were the first to arrive at a potential crime scene. I am starting to believe this girl thinks she can get away with anything and is capable of anything.
MK: "Oh shit! Heath's dead! He's passed out on his bed nekkid with a needle of oxy stuck out of his arm that I gave to him! Fuck me! What do I do? Oh yeah, I'm rich."
*calls bodyguards and lawyers to clean up scene*
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She's obviously asking for immunity because by talking to the Feds she could be incriminating herself in other crimes...
If the feds wanted to talk to me about why a friend of mine died, unless I had something to do with it (in any way, whether by giving them the drugs or introducing them to someone who deals drugs), I don't see why I would seek immunity...and I'm a lawyer.
maybe she's a pharmacist and she gives drugs to anyone.
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Submitted by zomay on August 6, 2008 - 12:13pm.
"And even if she and her goons had nothing to do with Heath's passing, you would think that out of respect for his family, she would be helpful. She is soooooo self absorbed."
That's what strikes me the most about this whole ordeal - how incredibly selfish she is behaving. For the sake of his family (not to mention the fact that Heath himself was a close friend of hers), she should be doing everything in her power to help the case along. Even if she is innocent of any legal wrongdoings, her self-serving attitude here is criminal.
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CTH, agreed. Something is really fucked up about this shit. You know if it was one of OUR asses we'd be in the clink. I'm so sick of this "preferential treatment" of celebutards.
Ju$tice is a joke.
Put that ugly little monkey bitch in a cage like any other citizen until they unravel the fucking truth.
Submitted by zomay on August 6, 2008 - 12:13pm.
The Feds have every right to get info from this chick. The girl who found Heath called her first. Then she sends workers over to see what is going on. That is plenty of time to change the scene in the house.
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Her first words to that lady should have been "BITCH, CALL 911" not "Let me call my bodyguards" Who says that? This whore lives in her own little troll color splashing world.
Of course things were moved! Mary Kate seems very selfish and eviiiil. I would love to see her end up in jail.
Why is it that for all their money, neither of the Trollsens can dress, or look better than they do? This bitch's eyes look like two holes burned in a blanket.
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LMAO @ "The troll should drag her booster seat over to the court, get on the stand and just answer "You got it dude!" to every question that gets thrown at her"
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Wow,just wow.
they're not trying to talk to her for shits and giggles, people, some shit is going down, or went down.
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LMAO@get on the stand and just answer "You got it dude!" to every question that gets thrown at her.
Man, this is the type of society we live in people actually worship this troll.
The Feds have every right to get info from this chick. The girl who found Heath called her first. Then she sends workers over to see what is going on. That is plenty of time to change the scene in the house. J.B Fletcher would be very interested in what this girl has to say. And even if she and her goons had nothing to do with Heath's passing, you would think that out of respect for his family, she would be helpful. She is soooooo self absorbed.
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I bet they think she took the drugs from his bedside, thus tampering with the scene. And perhaps they know he was partying with her the night before he died. I'm sure Heath's family would like this stupid bitch to talk, since they know she was probably one of Heath's drug buddies. I'd make the bitch talk, too. __________________________________________
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Goddddd. I get that song in my head every time I see a picture of one of them. I am ashamed to admit that I owned their singalong cassette tapes.
Anygays, to me, it seems pretty obvious that she knows something. It was HER masseuse that found HL, but instead of calling the cops, the masseuse called HER, and her called her fucking bodyguards! Um, duh? Stupid troll, of course people are gonna get suspicious. If her little ploy of asking for immunity was meant to sweep it under the rug, then she's dumber than she looks.
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Okay so she calls her people before the law? Duh, if I was that stoooopid I'd be worried too, but I'm to poor to be that f*ing stupid.
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The Trollsen money ain't getting her out of this one!
She'll be in Rehab by the end of the week, safely out of reach of a pesky Subpoena.
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Well, it might be good legal advice to demand immunity or to invoke the Fifth Amendment, but it might also mean she has something to worry about. The DEA and her counsel are playing cat and mouse. The DEA just upped the ante, because now she must testify or invoke the Fifth. Her lawyer's out-of-court statements mean nothing, because he's not under oath, so he's not at risk for lying.
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Do the Feds really think it is that hard to get OxyContin, or Xanax, or Valium? Try the street corner. Jeesh.
That picture scared the shit out of me. I feel like she is using magic to look into my soul.
Of course she knows. Trolls know everything.
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