Take That Again, People Magazine!
People Magazine is the Brangaloonie bible this week, but Star Magazine has all the details on Jennifer Aniston's maybe baby! Jenny is also on this week's cover of OK! Magazine and they claim she's planning her wedding to John Mayer. This is Jenny's week! Getting married and having a baby! Okay, John Mayer hasn't proposed and he probably still calls her "Rachel" on accident, but that's not the point! Jenny is getting it all!
A source told Star, "Jen feels so strongly that John is 'the one. She knows he can handle being a dad." The source added that Jenny can't wait for Brad Pitt to see pictures of her holding her own baby. HA! Maddox has to be the source. Somebody erase Star Magazine's number from his Migo! I mean, what are the magazines going to do when Jenny eventually gets married and has a kid? I can see it now, "Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby files for emancipation, will move in with Brangelina!!"
Star may have the details on Jenny's new maybe baby, but I have exclusive video:
Seriously, reborn dolls haunt my everything! I was told that you should conquer your fears head on, so I'm really tempted to order one. You know hundreds of Brangaloonies already put in their orders for lifelike versions of the twin messiahs. Sorry, I'll stop. I'm totally creeping myself out now.
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Holy Shit!! I could only make it to 1:30 of that video. Creepy.
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Geez, that is a shitty Photoshopped pic of Jennifer...they added about twenty pounds.
I don't believe a word of this shyte. Leave Jen ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE.
WTF MK!!!! those reborn dolls!!!!!! AHHHHH!!! Imagine if you came home and those things were propped all around your apartment?!?!?!
*shivers*
CREEPY!!!
oh, Jen Aniston? meh.
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This shit about Jen being desperate for a baby and a man is getting very fucking old!
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Jen seems to have hopped aboard the plastic surgery train. Yikes.
Hahaha Sheeps....just take your blow up doll out of the trunk...
I think Angie pays Star Mag to keep Aniston looking pathetic.
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
wow, thats kind of embarrassing for her, i mean, its making it look like shes some kind of loon that lives to be just like brangelina LOL
-=meow hiss purr=-
I need triplets for the car-pool lane.
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