Take That Again, People Magazine!
People Magazine is the Brangaloonie bible this week, but Star Magazine has all the details on Jennifer Aniston's maybe baby! Jenny is also on this week's cover of OK! Magazine and they claim she's planning her wedding to John Mayer. This is Jenny's week! Getting married and having a baby! Okay, John Mayer hasn't proposed and he probably still calls her "Rachel" on accident, but that's not the point! Jenny is getting it all!
A source told Star, "Jen feels so strongly that John is 'the one. She knows he can handle being a dad." The source added that Jenny can't wait for Brad Pitt to see pictures of her holding her own baby. HA! Maddox has to be the source. Somebody erase Star Magazine's number from his Migo! I mean, what are the magazines going to do when Jenny eventually gets married and has a kid? I can see it now, "Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby files for emancipation, will move in with Brangelina!!"
Star may have the details on Jenny's new maybe baby, but I have exclusive video:
Seriously, reborn dolls haunt my everything! I was told that you should conquer your fears head on, so I'm really tempted to order one. You know hundreds of Brangaloonies already put in their orders for lifelike versions of the twin messiahs. Sorry, I'll stop. I'm totally creeping myself out now.
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Of course with the birth of Brangelina twins THIS was inevitable !!
Some sleazy tabloid absolutely HAD to come up with a story about how "desperate" Jen is! *eye roll*
I'm sure Jen doesn't give a hoot about Brad and his life now! Give it up tabloids... it only makes you look desperate and pathetic!!
...like JA gives a hairy rats ass about Brand and Loonie...
Paige123, maybe she doesn't. Not all women have the biological clock ticking....I am 37, do not have kids, and I am not sure if I want them. I work with kids, and I love them, but I don't feel the "need" to have a baby....just saying. Jen doesn't need your pity.
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and every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it- can you feel it?
- Alanis Morisette "You Oughta Know"
Submitted by clementine on August 6, 2008 - 11:46am.
"At 1:29, you can peer into the eyes of Satan. In terrifying infant form."
I was thinking the same thing - I had to turn it off shortly after seeing that. Now I'm going to have nightmares. *shudder*
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
I'm amazed that this story is able to sell magazines, after what, three years?
I feel a bit sorry for JEN as well. All this fuss about AJ having the twins must be hard for her. She must hear her biological clock ticking. Granted Brad looks tired and seems to have aged A LOT since he has been w/ AJ. I think JEN "feels" she has to get married and have kids to prove she is over Brad. John just happens to be the man in her life now and she is determined to get married at this point.
Hey Paris Sucks Literally...I'm a NY Jew! WTF does that have to do with anything? We're legion in this neck o' the woods. Anyway, John Mayer=hot. Jen=yawn.
Slutts, those Damn NY Jews are so fucking loud!
*whispers* Sorry....
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and every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it- can you feel it?
- Alanis Morisette "You Oughta Know"
That video is the stuff of nightmares.
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Dang it PSL, you yelled too loud and IG heard what I said about the ginger kids. Thanks for the congrats. Now I need to step away from the puter.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
omg that's creepy like the chick in the ring movies!
shit!
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Frankly if this is true, then she's an even bigger dumbass than I thought. "The one"? He's one of the biggest open sluts in Hollywood, and he's dated Chestica for crying out loud. He's also infatuated with his mirror and his PR machine, and Jen the Chin is just an easy way (like Chestica) of garnering instant publicity for yourself.
Maybe he'll settle down when he's forty something, but does she really think she's so fabulous and desirable that she can "tame" a huge manslut?
And if it's not... well, this is the exact same shit that's been posted before. All that's different is the name -- Vince Vaughn, generic male model, whatever. Call me when her yoga-toned abs start bulging... and not because of a post-boyfriend ice cream binge.
As for those dolls.... yikes. I bet they eat human flesh and molest you while you sleep.
dementa, it is not true...come on. It's Star Magazine, the one that contradicts itself every week.
I hate Star Mag.
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and every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, I hope you feel it- can you feel it?
- Alanis Morisette "You Oughta Know"
My Daughter is standing behind me and said"Mommy can you turn the light on,I'm afraid one of those babies are gonna get me."
LMFAO!
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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Submitted by Triscuit on August 6, 2008 - 11:51am.
but why are they called "reborn"?
oh fucks like how DO they look SOOOO LIFE LIKE????
Sunday Rose!!!!!!!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Sluttsville on August 6, 2008 - 11:51am.
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I heard that!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
*shaking* I'm gonna need a couple dozen Xanax, 20 Rivotrils and i'm gonna wash them down with a bottle of Patron.. seriously, WTF is wrong with people that order these creepy ass dolls AND not only dress them, but fucking celebrate the day they were manufactured!!! what's next, taking them to Disneyland or Chuck E Cheese??
Now excuse me, while i go join M.E. hiding in the corner...
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I became insane with long intervals of terrible sanity...- Edgar Allan Poe.
OK, I had to stop watching. These baby dolls look like the lovechillins of Sally Struthers & Chuckie.
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She's flat and that's that!
Creepy and disturbing article from ABC about the popularity of "reborn" dolls:
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=5390636
Hey Slutts! Congrats on your win!
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
IG can get the ginge that she wants.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
but why are they called "reborn"?
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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
No Words!!!
No shit!! These dolls remind me of back in the 1900's when they did those mourning portraits!!!
Pictures of dead babies!!! Argh!! Crreeeepy!
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You can put a cat in a oven, that doesn't make
it a biscuit!
why oh why, did that dreadful song have to go on the entire time?! i could handle the horrific dolls, but that shmaltzy song, no way!
Well those real life bitches are just sad.
I dint get creeped out but more sad for tha baginas who were weaping to squirt out a little mini me and had to settle on them little damn babies.
I got sad and shit looking at that!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by gia on August 6, 2008 - 10:48am.
those dolls are awesome! i would love to get one & walk around the supermarket or mall pretending its real just to freak people out.
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Um when I go visit my grandma at the nursing home, a lot of the patients have dolls like these, especially if they have dementia and Alzheimer's. Like I needed to be creeped out any more at the nursing home. Now, if I was only trapped in there at night, it would be a nightmare come to life.
Submitted by chin chin on August 6, 2008 - 11:46am.
lol, check out 7:29 of that video, it looks like peter andre LOL
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LMFAO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
This is so fucking stupid. Either she's engaged and knocked up or she isn't. She's given us no reason to believe she's either. These magazines don't even care anymore do they? They just make shit up. What happened to Britney's kid with Adnan, Star? Oh that's right. You were wrong, so "she had an abortion." I'm all for the juicy rumors, but this is pathetic.
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those dolls are awesome! i would love to get one & walk around the supermarket or mall pretending its real just to freak people out.
Speaking of Marie Osmond, I caught my dad about 2 weeks ago watching the Marie Osmond Doll Collection on QVC at like 3am. He was snorting laughing, in hysterics because there was a doll that had a lions mane and body, but had a baby doll face.
I come from a family with a really bizarre sense of humor.
Damn do the loons do ANYTHING besides go on websites looking for new Jen aniston post to say how pathetic and desperate she is?
I'm going to have nightmares about those reborn baby dolls coming up to get me under my covers like the crazy chick in The Grudge.
lol, check out 7:29 of that video, it looks like peter andre LOL
-=meow hiss purr=-
Submitted by Stan Hooper on August 6, 2008 - 7:42am.
For fake dolls, there are some UGLY fake babies in that bunch.
IT'S CREEPY! I had to stop watching.
Folks who buy these dolls and folks who take their dogs to a photo studio (that's my friend) are seriously fucked in the head.
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Stan, I very, very strongly CONCUR!
enough already...jennifer you should sue their asses. and mangie, where do you find the time to plant these rumours what with being so exhausted and overwhelmed with the holy twins.
At 1:29, you can peer into the eyes of Satan. In terrifying infant form.
I kinda feel like I want to have another baby when I looked at that.
Then I felt completely fucking creeped out by them!
I need someone to hold me!
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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Bradi...
Uh, no. (-:
No Words on August 6, 2008 - 11:42am
So, not a Marie Osmond fan huh?
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John Mayer able to handle being a dad?
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I totally just Cody Bass'd in my pants. That was funny.
*cowering in corner*
*crying like a little bitch*
WHAT THE FUCK was that shit MK? Holy FUCK, those dolls are fucking CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY!
Ok, that shit just scared me for life.
Methinks Star is run by a Brangeloon and of course Star is spot on with anything regarding "X".
Did they do this shit to Fishsticks after her The Brad split?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Jen has to feel pathetic to realize that she's only relevant when a Brangelina story surfaces... and then that story usually has her looking desperate.
Those babies are creepy.... why would anyone want one?
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For fake dolls, there are some UGLY fake babies in that bunch.
IT'S CREEPY! I had to stop watching.
Folks who buy these dolls and folks who take their dogs to a photo studio (that's my friend) are seriously fucked in the head.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
I have an almost pathological fear and hatred of any kind of baby doll. They remind me of little corpses. (I know) These creepy dolls are just about the worst.
And people who collect dolls drive me nuts.
I am starting to feel sorry for Jen Aniston.
Dint she give John a Ultimatun " You move whit me or is over" , I dont think JA is that pathetic to have a baby so her ex can see a pic of her whit a baby
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
LMAO. MK is totally bitch slapping People Magazine. hahahaha! *ohhhhhhhhh giggle fit*
First of all, while I have no hate for Aniston, I seriously doubt that John Mayer is The One for any person. He's too douche-tastic and in love with himself to be a good husband.
Second of all, those dolls are fucking sick. My mom is a nurse and a lot of the women she works with collect those dolls and we make fun of them for it. The creepiest ones are the infant dolls that come with a thing inside that sounds like a heartbeat. My mom refers to these kinds of dolls as dead babies. We have an ongoing content as to who can find a picture of the creepiest doll ever.
Great Googily Moogily!!! Dolls are creepy as fuck to begin with but those are JUST TOO MUCH!!!!
*Need to find happy safe place!!!!*
Speaking of sex dolls (PSL said it first!)
if you haven't already seen it, pick up
"Lars and the Real Girl"!!!
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