Take That Again, People Magazine!

I hope that Jennifer has a kid really soon and sells the pictures for $20 million just to one up the Pitt Squad. And of course she'd donate it to charity because what does she need with another $20 million, that would just be greedy. Jennifer has too much class to exploit a child....sadly that is not the case for parents like Larry Birkhead who seem to revel in the chase for media outlets to buy coverage of their child and then keep the money instead of working for a living.

Submitted by Puggles on August 6, 2008 - 5:48pm.

Good one Star magazine keep the Jencrazies and the Brangeloonies fighting some more. Isn't it time that everyone moved the fuck along?
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I agree, I can't believe it's at all still relevant. I do think it's all that's keeping Jennifer newsworthy. Even having a relationship with another celebrity wouldn't be that big of a deal if it wasn't so they could speculate and compare hers with Brads.

Submitted by wildflower509 on August 6, 2008 - 5:47pm.

It was denied in later print. Everyone seems to demand that Mz Aniston remarry. Why? She's rich, beautiful, has a rocking bod, great career with her own production company, Hell! I'd dump Brad Shitt for that too!
======> wow I dont know that she's the one who dumped Braddy Pitt and have a great career :P

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Good one Star magazine keep the Jencrazies and the Brangeloonies fighting some more. Isn't it time that everyone moved the fuck along?

With that said, will believe the whole babies and marriage thing between JM & JA when I see real evidence ie: Cover of a magazine with their wedding and baby pictures. *insert eye roll emoticon here*

Aniston has recently had the same type of work done to her face as Madonna did. It must be very hard for women in that business to accept that aging is inevitable. Middle-aged women who try too hard to look young and desirable seem desperate. Hollywood is full of these poor women.

God help me...I did it, Holly Madison. Now I have to go find some holy water to soak in.

This whole video is so disturbing...what kind of people would buy something like this?

Do you want to be scarred permanently? skip to 4:53. Just pause it and let that...thing... stare back at you for a while.

It was denied in later print. Everyone seems to demand that Mz Aniston remarry. Why? She's rich, beautiful, has a rocking bod, great career with her own production company, Hell! I'd dump Brad Shitt for that too!!

Clarisse: Dang it. I thought I was living in your head unobtrusively. Must...be...quieter..

Anyway, Your Mom and others re: memento mori photos. I first encountered this phenomenon in a magazine at my osteopath's office many moons ago. The article was so fascinating I didn't want to put it down for my appointment. It's horrifying but compelling at the same time. The pix in that magazine actually included dead children with their eyes open and clutching toys. Some were also, shall we say, less than freshly dead.

I was entranced.

I understand the reasoning behind, when this would be the only photo ever taken of your child, but there is something just so odd about it.

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Memento Mori! That's exactly what I think when I see "life-like baby" dolls....dead babies! I hate baby dolls and these "reborn" dolls are beyond the pale.

She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""yesterday. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
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I don't like their lips. And I hated that sad clown toddler. Scary for sure!

Droppin Kids Off in the Pool

Submitted by Libra on August 6, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 3:13pm.

There is an organization out there called "Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep"...Which provides "final portraits bring comfort to bereaving parents"

It's a site full of people holding dead infants!!!!!!

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They're continuing the tradition started by photographers and parents during the Victorian Era. Many of the children who died of Cholera, Yellow Fever, Dyptheria, dehydration, or other popular untreatable diseases thriving during that time went unphotographed during life so parents paid big bucks to have a post-mortem photo taken for memory's sake. Seems creepy nowadays, but with the advancements in medicine and people living longer lives, death has become a taboo subject. Anyway, I have a book filled with those photos, like the ones you've seen in The Others. But you couldn't expect any less from me--I'm a horror fanatic who's fascinated with the idea of death and the unknown.

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Anyone heard of "Memento Mori"... the latin phrase that was practiced in previous centuries! That's what was in the book in "The Others".
You should see the original pictures now available on net.... CREEPY as hell !!!

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Yeah, there's this site called Thanatos.net and they've got a ton of Memento Mori photos. Used to be free, but I think you have to buy membership to view now...the photos are probably mostly from the Burns collection. I actually have the book "Sleeping Beauty: Memorial Photography in America" and my mom has "Sleeping Beauty II." Both books are now out of print and I know mine alone is worth at least $400, but I'm not selling that book for anything!
I don't find them creepy so much as I find them fascinating. If you look at enough of them and you know a little something about what happens after you die, you can sometimes determine what the person died of and approx. how long they've been dead when the photo was taken. I know...I'm really weird.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 3:13pm.

There is an organization out there called "Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep"...Which provides "final portraits bring comfort to bereaving parents"

It's a site full of people holding dead infants!!!!!!

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They're continuing the tradition started by photographers and parents during the Victorian Era. Many of the children who died of Cholera, Yellow Fever, Dyptheria, dehydration, or other popular untreatable diseases thriving during that time went unphotographed during life so parents paid big bucks to have a post-mortem photo taken for memory's sake. Seems creepy nowadays, but with the advancements in medicine and people living longer lives, death has become a taboo subject. Anyway, I have a book filled with those photos, like the ones you've seen in The Others. But you couldn't expect any less from me--I'm a horror fanatic who's fascinated with the idea of death and the unknown.

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Anyone heard of "Memento Mori"... the latin phrase that was practiced in previous centuries! That's what was in the book in "The Others".
You should see the original pictures now available on net.... CREEPY as hell !!!

i'm bored with jen anniston and brangelina...those reborn babies are scary...
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That magazine cover is so offensive. Does she OK this shit? I mean..I'd sue their ass for making me look like a desperate old hag but hey, that's just me!

PS I collect antique post-mortem photos..LOVE them!

Submitted by Clarisse on August 6, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Impertant Vixen!!!
It's like you live in my head!!! I thought the exact same thing!!! When I was young we would visit family in the Blue Ridge area (hill-billies) and I would scream every time we had to go to my aunts house because she had one of those mourning photos on her wall of her baby!!!

ARRRRRRRRGH!!!

There is an organization out there called "Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep"...Which provides "final portraits bring comfort to bereaving parents"

It's a site full of people holding dead infants!!!!!!

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They're continuing the tradition started by photographers and parents during the Victorian Era. Many of the children who died of Cholera, Yellow Fever, Dyptheria, dehydration, or other popular untreatable diseases thriving during that time went unphotographed during life so parents paid big bucks to have a post-mortem photo taken for memory's sake. Seems creepy nowadays, but with the advancements in medicine and people living longer lives, death has become a taboo subject. Anyway, I have a book filled with those photos, like the ones you've seen in The Others. But you couldn't expect any less from me--I'm a horror fanatic who's fascinated with the idea of death and the unknown.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Submitted by ohyougottabekid... on August 6, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Okay, so basically, I think Jennifer Aniston sucks. She is a shit actress, boring as hell, and lets face it she is the opposite of sexy. Yuck-fest. John Mayer however is kind of sexy, minus those weird facial movements. Angie Jolie is a fucking weirdo, she was sexy when she was a bad ass but now I have just decided she's creepy. i don't want to talk about her anymore. brad pitt is wrinkly Im pretty sure I saw him out in Rotterdam and he was looking fucked up in a major way a couple of months ago. OLD HAGS! I have decided there needs to be more talk about Aniston. Mayer is sexy. I wanna see Aniston hit a bong. okay that's it.

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a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Just recently here in Aus, cops broke into a car to "rescue" a dying reborn doll. ROFL.
story & pic
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24019578-2,00.html

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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4

Never fear callan. My sis started having kids at 40 and now has three healthy ones. (I frankly think she is out of her bleedin' mind, but that's another story...)

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I've come to the conclusion the rags start trotting out the Aniston fiction whenever they can't get access to anything Jolie-Pitt. They know their market well. Seriously, who else besides a Loon, official or undercover, would be caught dead buying one of those crapass magazines in public.

They are just throwing the hungry rats some raw sewerage.

And I literally want to laugh and puke at the same time when I read posts that indicate someone actually takes this tripe seriously. But I dare not...puke up the nose is no fun. I guess I should pat the delusional wayward Loonatics on their tiny little heads for being brave enough to show their faces outside the hallowed halls of JJland.

Nah...better not touch 'em. Might be contagious.

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Don't jump all over me guys, but I'm thinking that if this story is true, and Jen wants her own kid, she needs to hurry the hell up. She's 39. If she waits much longer, she's going to have to look into IVF (and have her own set of test-tube twins like the rest of Hollywood) or adopt (and if she were to do that, the press would NEVER stop the Brangelina comparisons).

Sensimina,
Yeh, i have never lost a newborn, so it's hard to say how one would react...i am a little more creeped out by posting the pictures on the website...

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That Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep thing is sad. I can understand having nice pictures like that taken of a dead baby. It's pretty hard to judge that without having lost an infant right after birth yourself. I think it's weird, but if it gets those parents through the day, I can't hate.
However, sending the photo of the dead baby to some woman who will then send you a replica doll of it, and subsequently naming the doll after the dead baby and throwing it parties is transparently crazy.

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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

Impertant Vixen!!!
It's like you live in my head!!! I thought the exact same thing!!! When I was young we would visit family in the Blue Ridge area (hill-billies) and I would scream every time we had to go to my aunts house because she had one of those mourning photos on her wall of her baby!!!

ARRRRRRRRGH!!!

There is an organization out there called "Now I Lay Me Down To Sleep"...Which provides "final portraits bring comfort to bereaving parents"

It's a site full of people holding dead infants!!!!!!

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You can put a cat in a oven, that doesn't make
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angel_i:

I concur. Brangelina keep Maniston current. Never mind that she is making money in Hollywood. She probably always will. So the fuck what?

So does Ed McMahon.

Bottom line is, at the end of the day, Maniston is just not as interesting (read:crazy) as Angelina.

I don't care if Angelina is a saint or a skank, she is at least interesting.

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Jen doesn't really want a baby. She'll find out how much work they are and change her mind.

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Okay, so basically, I think Jennifer Aniston sucks. She is a shit actress, boring as hell, and lets face it she is the opposite of sexy. Yuck-fest. John Mayer however is kind of sexy, minus those weird facial movements. Angie Jolie is a fucking weirdo, she was sexy when she was a bad ass but now I have just decided she's creepy. i don't want to talk about her anymore. brad pitt is wrinkly Im pretty sure I saw him out in Rotterdam and he was looking fucked up in a major way a couple of months ago. OLD HAGS! I have decided there needs to be more talk about Aniston. Mayer is sexy. I wanna see Aniston hit a bong. okay that's it.

Wow - these cheap gossip mag covers and reports are totally the result of a publicist working overtime. I hope Aniston is paying him/her well. I have no idea what Mayer is getting out of this though, unless it's his bid to be the next Ashton Kutcher, or to steal fans away from Clay Aiken's fanbase (well, those old broads DO buy an awful lot of records and concert tickets). I know they both think this "romance" makes good famewhore sense, but I think it's detrimental: he seems even more douche-y than usual (anyone who thinks he's not porking groupies is so misguided) and she seems desperate to steal some of Brangelina's thunder, which in turn makes her look desperate and pathetic. They should both just calm down and follow their own personal natural progression of life - he to his cheap stupid hos, and she to an ugly non-showbiz billionaire.

I thought we'd all already seen this shit, but here's a documentary on these reborn dolls and the woman who makes them. These bitches push the dolls around in strollers! The vid is sad and creepy.
http://www.channel4.com/video/my-fake-baby/index.html

On another note, here's a funny "RealDoll" video I found looking for the other thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6l4pzf9im4

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

Those babies are exceedingly creepy, like memento mori photography...

The Onion's take a couple of years ago on AJ:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/37489

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Submitted by yiooooooo on August 6, 2008 - 1:42pm.

Lets face it people JA is boring has hell if there was no Branjelina she would not be on the tabloid that much , everytime she is on a magazine Brat Pitt names is on it , JA is not interesting she was successful on Friends but after that she is known has the girl who Brad Pitt left for Anjelina Jolie she was a butterface before her surgerys now she is ok , Im sure she is happy whit her life she is rich and has no kids , How many people which they had that
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Submitted by Oxygen on August 6, 2008 - 1:02pm.
First off...where does the creator of these little beasties (especially the one at 4:54) get the "impressions" from??? Is she a baby doctor, nurse, stalker.

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The sociopaths who pay money for these dolls most likely send in a picture of the baby they want to creepify. I'm sure many of these folks acquired said pictures in a most unsettling manner.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

That video was WAAAAY more interesting and fun than stupid Maniston.

I got scared watching it. That was creepy lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU

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First off...where does the creator of these little beasties (especially the one at 4:54) get the "impressions" from??? Is she a baby doctor, nurse, stalker.

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Submitted by lahlah on August 6, 2008 - 12:45pm.

My thoughts exactly! Didn't it look like something you'd see on a Lifetime Original Movie? "Crazy lady can't have babies, but stages real life events for dolls."
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You're totally right. I feel like the next step for these kinds of women are the ones who fake a pregnancy, befriend a pregnant woman, and try to cut the baby out of the pregnant woman and pass it off as their own.

Submitted by Callan on August 6, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Finally have the courage to watch the video and I cannot believe that a birthday party was staged for one of the dolls. Pathetic and sickening.
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My thoughts exactly! Didn't it look like something you'd see on a Lifetime Original Movie? "Crazy lady can't have babies, but stages real life events for dolls."

Finally have the courage to watch the video and I cannot believe that a birthday party was staged for one of the dolls. Pathetic and sickening.

And if I ever gave birth to a kid that looked like one of these reborn dolls, I'd bash it with a stick and kill the evil living inside it.

Lets face it people JA is boring has hell if there was no Branjelina she would not be on the tabloid that much , everytime she is on a magazine Brat Pitt names is on it , JA is not interesting she was successful on Friends but after that she is known has the girl who Brad Pitt left for Anjelina Jolie , she was a butterface before her surgerys now she is ok , Im sure she is happy whit her life she is rich and has no kids , How many people which they had that

Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus

what the hell was that video? Who actually orders those things? Crazy people? The baby at 4:54 was frightening. Even more frightening than the others.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 6, 2008 - 1:37pm.

TBD, as long is your avatar is 85 x 85 [pixels] or under it should change instantly once you upload it. Just hit refresh once you upload and you should see it.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 1:34pm.

If I saw one of those fake babies dressed as a clown I think I'd have a heart attack and die.

lmao! Should we both invest in a set of heart paddles? I'm with you on that...fuhhhhhhhhreaky! *shiver* Don't even get me started on those creepy clown paintings on black velvet. Those things gave me nightmares when I stayed the night at my Auntie's house. AHHHHHHHHHHH

kdracofan:

to answer your question from yesterday.

Yes, I behaved myself.

The ex?
Not so much.

Moving right along....

*whistle*

oh and i am thinking of changing my avie, finally. how long does it take?

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by angel_i on August 6, 2008 - 1:32pm.

No problem Angel :)

yeah Manistons baby will have the black eyes and plastic skin. (her oders to Satan)

If I saw one of those fake babies dressed as a clown I think I'd have a heart attack and die.

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@Libra:

Eep! I meant to go back and fix that when I saw you on...it's short for Libraesque. Ooopsie!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!

Submitted by angel_i on August 6, 2008 - 1:03pm.

I do love this phrase "on accident". It's so cute, somehow. Who is this source? It MUST be Maddox - he's got time on his hand now doesn't he.

ALSO - to our lovely Libra, and the good people of D-Listed. How I wish you could have been there yesterday while I tried to calm a toddler who spent 15 minutes HOWLING about his Mommy.

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Umm are you talking to me? :s

Clarisse! I didn't know your boyfriend was English. I watched an interview yesterday that he was in and at first I thought he was attempting to be badass by having a hardcore Brooklyn accent or something until I imdb'd him. HOT.

Why do people call her Maniston?? That sounds like jeakous tawdry to me. Last person who insulted her was that Stewart chick so I guess it runs in course.

MOMMY!!!

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