Wednesday, August 6th 2008
Morning Wood
WTF? According to plastic surgeons, Vadge has the "ultimate face." Ultimately haggard - Holy Moly!
Justin Timberlake cuts his own hair. He totally uses a Flowbee - I'm Not Obsessed
Rhys Ifans with a Sienna Miller clone - A Socialite's Life
Yup, Jason Castro is still on something - Mollygood
Robin Williams is going on tour! - SOW
What did Bob Saget expect? It's a fucking roast! - Celebitchy
Amanda Lepore goes down the rabbit hole - Popbytes
How to give yourself elf ears - Boing Boing
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Jodi Sweetin got giant boob-work, right? And lipo?
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Paris Hilton issues tart rebuttal to McCain ad
I would LOVE to have Madonna's scary googly eyes, her inch-long black roots, her skeletal later-stages-of-AIDS looking cheekbones and her botched nose. I TOTALLY know what they're talking about.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 6, 2008 - 9:51am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 3:47pm.
DAE, stop talking shit bout my gramma!
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Well, if you told people you had a gramma, mistakes like this wouldn't happen!
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Hey, gimme a break. If your gramma looked like that, would YOU be telling people about her??
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Yes. Yes I would. Excellent way of starting a conversation, "Hey, have you seen a pic of my Granma...?"
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - August 4th 2008
Submitted by Clarisse on August 6, 2008 - 10:03am.
Elf ears? Um, yah, no.
What a self-deluded twit!
Elf EARS!!!
Oh, I want an elephant ear!
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Mmmm...I was debating getting an elephant ear at the bakery this morning. Good stuff.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Clarisse on August 6, 2008 - 11:03am.
Elf ears? Um, yah, no.
What a self-deluded twit!
Elf EARS!!!
Oh, I want an elephant ear!
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Make mine cauliflower.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Elf ears? Um, yah, no.
What a self-deluded twit!
Elf EARS!!!
Oh, I want an elephant ear!
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You can put a cat in a oven, that doesn't make
it a biscuit!
Submitted by yiooooooo on August 6, 2008 - 11:01am.
Madonna is ugly and her only talent is acting like a skank
yio, you're giving her way too much credit, hon. That is NOT acting (believe me, she's not that good...she's the real ho).
AHHHHHHHHHH. Michael K., you totally ruined my morning masterbation mantra high. Damn! Way too early for Halloween.
Madonna is ugly and her only talent is acting like a skank
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
i didn't get the plastic surgery article either. had no fecking clue what the point was. i thought THEMOSTBEAUTIFULWOMANWHOEVERWALKEDTHEFACEOFTHEEARTH mangelina had the ultimate face
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 6, 2008 - 9:51am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 3:47pm.
DAE, stop talking shit bout my gramma!
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Well, if you told people you had a gramma, mistakes like this wouldn't happen!
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Hey, gimme a break. If your gramma looked like that, would YOU be telling people about her??
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I LOVE the people who comment on Holy Moly!
Madonna's got the Ultimate Warrior Face... get it, get it? Ultimate Warrior... remember him? Anyway, she's fugly now.
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@ ImpertinentVixen
Yeah and is it really that smart to surgically alter your body to resemble a mythological creature? I always think about these people who get face tattoos and spikes in their heads going on job interviews and shit.
Um...I don't think Madonna's fame was ever based on her beauty and I really don't like the idea of thinking of my face as a handbag. That is all.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by islandgirl on August 6, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Those are Madge's before and after pictures. Or after and before, take your pick. :)
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Lmao!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 3:47pm.
DAE, stop talking shit bout my gramma!
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Well, if you told people you had a gramma, mistakes like this wouldn't happen!
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - August 4th 2008
I. Vixen.....isn't "Ernie" the elf who wants to be a dentist?
Madonna looks horrible.
Bob Saget is a fucking funny man...
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 6, 2008 - 9:46am.
I'm totally watching The Bob Saget roast, Stamos is hosting
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Comedy Central had better put that roast in their vault so I can watch it on a saturday night at one in the morning without having to hear a bleep every time someone says "fuck."
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Callan: Ha! My sentiments exactly. The elf ears thing is so Hermie from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. What kind of pathetic loser wants pointed ears? Is that some kind of edgy hot look that will score you dates? I think not. And self-surgery is NEVER a good idea.
Re: Vadge. They were misheard. They said "fugliful face" not "ultimate face." People can't hear nowadays.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 6, 2008 - 9:44am.
The face on right is creepy. That is make up right? No real person could look like that.
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DAE, stop talking shit bout my gramma!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Vadge found her stunt double!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
I'm totally watching The Bob Saget roast, Stamos is hosting.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 6, 2008 - 10:44am.
The face on right is creepy. That is make up right? No real person could look like that.
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Those are Madge's before and after pictures. Or after and before, take your pick. :)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
The face on right is creepy. That is make up right? No real person could look like that.
~♥~"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it a present.” – Eleanor Roosevelt~♥
Last Xtina sighting - August 4th 2008
Hell on earth to me would be if I was forced to watch Robin Williams do stand up. I'd probably have to stab my eyes out afterwards.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
I really don't even know what that plastic surgery article was saying. Didn't make any sense to me...
Giving yourself elf ears? Because playing World of Warcraft in your mom's basement and masturbating to pictures of hobbits doesn't make you enough of a social outcast already?