Cindy McCain For Miss Buffalo Chip!
Speaking of creepy robot ladies... Cindy McCain joined her husband at the Sturgis bike really in South Dakota yesterday. During his speech, John McCain pimped out his wife by encouraging her to take part in the rally's beauty pageant. It's not so much as a beauty pageant as it is a group of biker chicks dancing on bars and taking off their tops and bottoms. I'm surprised he didn't turn to Cindy and say, "Take off your top, woman! And when you're done with that. Go make my supper and iron my clothes!"
John told the crowd, "I was looking at the Sturgis schedule, and noticed that you had a beauty pageant, so I encouraged Cindy to compete. I told her that with a little luck, she could be the only woman to serve as both the First Lady and Miss Buffalo Chip!" Miss Buffalo Chip sounds like Miss Buffalo Shit. Classy.
The bikers probably shouted, "Hell yes! SHOW US YOUR PILLS!"
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Submitted by boomsy on August 6, 2008 - 11:59pm.
I live in ND, and from the people I've talked to, they will vote for McCain even though they can't stand him because they REFUSE to vote for a democrat. No other reason; they're so stuck in tradition they'd rather see this country potentially go to hell than buck the norm.
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How can you make any kind of good decision when you've decided, ahead of time, to only hear half of the facts and opinions? If that - because it's usually only one tenth of the facts and opinions by the time people have picked out everyone they "hate".
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I live in ND, and from the people I've talked to, they will vote for McCain even though they can't stand him because they REFUSE to vote for a democrat. No other reason; they're so stuck in tradition they'd rather see this country potentially go to hell than buck the norm. That being said, I don't particularly like either candidate. And McCain needs to stop treating his wife like an arm ornament.
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Big Buck-
You probably believe all Arabs run home and worship an entity known as Ali Baba. Great to know that people of your ilk rush to the polls. Good luck in reading a book and flunking a test. Have fun at the Klansmen meeting tonight. I hear you'll be hosting a bonfire.
She looked better when she was hooked on pain pills.
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"Buffalo Chip" means shit. Literally. She has no eyes.
First off, Ms. McCain is creepy looking.
Secondly, Sturgis is totally mysoginistic. I remember when I was 10 I was in a hospital waiting room and on the television was a Sally Jessey episode where this woman was upset that her biker husband was taking their two sons to Sturgis. The pornographic, mysoginistic "competitions" they have at this place would blow your mind away.
Third, John McCain left his first wife who was a former model. While he was off at war, she had a horrible car accident which crippled her and ruined her slender figure. When he came back, he immediately was dissappointed in her appearance and started following Cindy around because her father had political connections. Even Ross Perot has described McCain as the coldest, cruelest man he has ever met.
I'm sure Cindy wanted to be in the "beauty" contest and "suggested" it to him herself.
It's sad to think polls still indicate a significant portion of the country can't identify with Obama's "values" (code: he's black and has a Muslim father. I guess conversion in the Christian church is never fully done when your father is Muslim).
Great to know that Sturgis is what McCain thinks America is.
P.S. Tangeline, did that really happen? And Jsdc007, I agree with you. This is "Hannity's America" , I guess. Gry, I love you.
i find absolutely nothing amusing or funny about john mccain and his ilk...
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Submitted by Jsdc007 on August 6, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Two Questions:
1. What on earth are Republicans even doing on this site? This is a site run by a gay man with tongue firmly in cheek (and we aint talking about Larry Craig's tongue between George Bush's cheeks). GOP-grrrls (and grrrl-boys), you need to be on Ms Shirley-Temple Black's website. She's a big ol Republican like y'all.
2. Where is the outrage in the mainstream press over McMoron offering his wife as a titty dancer at some biker mega ball? Can you imagine how berserk Fox News and CNN and that big fat himbo Rush Limberger would have gone if Obama had offered Michelle as a booty dancer at some Hip Hop festival?
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1. Not all republicans are firmly planted into the whole party agenda. Even if they were who wouldn't enjoy MKs humor despite his sexual preferences? This has nothing to do with pilotical afiliation, only ignorance.
2. There is no outrage because sexism is totally acceptable in our society, especially among the "good old boy" types that McCain embodies.
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First, Cindy McCain is SUCH a Stepford wife. Ugh.
Secondly, I don't think Obama could make any more of a hash of being commander-in-chief than our current CiC, whose military experience seemed to end at playing "Top Gun" dress-up. Military experience isn't a requirement to be President, you know - however, I think having a brain would be, if it weren't for the evidence of Bush 2's regime.
As for Obama belonging to an African church - OH NOES. That's certainly more of a crime against humanity than say, oh, WANTING US TO REMAIN IN IRAQ FOR THE NEXT HUNDRED YEARS, as McCain has intimated he would like.
Jesus H. Christ -- what ARE Republicans doing trolling this site/talkback?
P.S. McCain joked about how he recently stopped beating his wife.. He called her a cunt and trollop.
That is true Repub values for you..
I like how she gave 2 thumbs up after he offered her wrinkly ass to those swiny smelly bikers!! gross!!
@ msfanni,
Obama's speech wasn't directed at Germans as prospective voters. It was a Foreign policy trip and it showcased him as knowledgabel and capable of engaging with foreign leaders.
McCain challenged him to go - and instead of Repubs admitting that he did a good job, they turned it arouns as if Obama were appeasing Germans.
Anyway, those 9th graders that Obama was ranting to yesterday were always his base. Even if Obama participated in a HO-DOWN these people's minds weren't going to change.
But Obama does have a command of Urban areas and many Mid-Western states that seem to be very progressive and are willing to look beyond color. It is in America's heartland that Obaama got his big push.. So don't underestimate freethinking americans who want to change how government work and stop being BUSHWACKED!!
god they're old.
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Two Questions:
1. What on earth are Republicans even doing on this site? This is a site run by a gay man with tongue firmly in cheek (and we aint talking about Larry Craig's tongue between George Bush's cheeks). GOP-grrrls (and grrrl-boys), you need to be on Ms Shirley-Temple Black's website. She's a big ol Republican like y'all.
2. Where is the outrage in the mainstream press over McMoron offering his wife as a titty dancer at some biker mega ball? Can you imagine how berserk Fox News and CNN and that big fat himbo Rush Limberger would have gone if Obama had offered Michelle as a booty dancer at some Hip Hop festival?
Submitted by Gry on August 6, 2008 - 12:03pm.
"He has ABSOLUTELY NO military experience at all, but wants to be our commander in chief. HE BELONGS, AND HAS BELONGED FOR OVER 20 YEARS, TO AN 'AFRO-CENTRIC' CHURCH."
Not an Afro-Centric Church! Thank you for teleporting from 1965 to warn us of America's impending doom.
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I'll quit taking O'Cain as a joke when he stops acting like one. i.e. - calling his own wife a see you next Tuesday.
He's not going to do well in the Heartland if he keeps going on about not supporting farm subsidies. Bad move.
Barring any unforeseen high-jinks a la 2000 or stupid moves on Obama's part, I'm fairly certain Obama will crush McCain come November. People don't want 4 more years of what we're going through now, not even a lot of Republicans.
Cindy looks like every mean white lady who follows me around at all the nice department stores. And by the way, the crowds don't go there necessarily to see him. The McCain camp finds out where the rednecks are gonna be and then they show up.
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Submitted by Gry on August 6, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Well said!
Sturgis is a HEEEEUUUUGE event. Usually around 500K people show up for it in one way or another.
57K people seeing McCain in Sturgis isn't that big of a deal.
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polling, that would be POLLING stations.
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Submitted by msfanni on August 6, 2008 - 11:09am.
yup. I was so hopeful in the last election and watched my hope slowly crumble when masses of red overtook the map.
A good way to get involved is to volenteer at lolling stations in low-income areas. You cant belive how disorderly and in need of help these polling centers are. Help them to run smoothly and more voters will get through before closing time.
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Submitted by missy on August 6, 2008 - 11:45am.
************ right.
I hope to Allah, Budda and Jesus, that I am wrong. But, I'm already bent over, expecting a butt rape.
I need to take my happy purple pill today.
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Submitted by Gry on August 6, 2008 - 12:03pm.
1965, "american flag comforter" STOP! too hillarious.
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Libs should pay attention and quit taking him as a joke. 57,000 people showed up to see McCain. In the Heartland of America. Not Cali Fornya, Oregon or Washington D.C. Outside of these four states Obama is not the number one candidate. Take heed people. Pull your heads out Obama's ass. And pay attention 57,00 Americans not 57,000 German's who can't vote in America.
"He has ABSOLUTELY NO military experience at all, but wants to be our commander in chief. HE BELONGS, AND HAS BELONGED FOR OVER 20 YEARS, TO AN 'AFRO-CENTRIC' CHURCH."
Not an Afro-Centric Church! Thank you for teleporting from 1965 to warn us of America's impending doom. I know to take you seriously as an informed person because you wrote the most "important" parts of your rant in caps, though you should know that in 2008 factors such as military service, religious affiliation, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, et. al. are not actually prerequisites for serving office, nor are they necessarily markers of good character. Those are actually just prejudiced forms of shorthand that someone like you employs whenever they want to bang the status quo drum without quite going on record as being a ballyhoo pig.
Still, you get honorable mention for showing your intense love of shallow patriotic symbolism, facile politics, and stupid analogies while ultimately not being able to grasp what civic liberty entails in actual practice. You can feel you did your part tonight as you watch "7th Heaven" and "Walker, Texan Ranger" reruns, gorge yourself on freedom fries, and wrap yourself up tightly in your American flag comforter.
Anyone who supports O *does* need to reassess their thinking which'll happen at the polls. I don't like either candidate but gee, Cindy would look a whole lot better in that shorter hairdo of years ago. Or even a Posh Spice bob would do.
Submitted by yepyepyep on August 6, 2008 - 11:31am.
MY goodness Mccain sounds retarded THAT VOICE yuck!!!
he sounds like bush nice I bet he wins because Americans seem to vote for rich retarded white boys.
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lol. It's kinda like a sequel. "Forest Gump, Part Deux -- This time he's running all the way to the White House.
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Submitted by Linzee on August 6, 2008 - 10:46am.
Goose55 wasn't attacking anyone personally, so what's the harm??
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Well, when you make generalizations that anyone who supports Obama "needs to get off the bandwagon", you're going to piss people off.
I would imagine that most of the people on here have done their "homework" on the candidates, not simply glommed on to popular opinion.
There's a lot of times were people are generalizing that Repubs are all idiots etc...I'm not getting in a pissing match with anyone here, but if someone says to me "get off the bandwagon", it's not going to throw me into a name calling rant about anything. To bad some posters here don't feel the same.
If that bitch has one more face lift she'll have a beard.
Submitted by RJII on August 6, 2008 - 10:33am.
I feel sorry for any one who takes the office after Bush's mess.
That said, I fear the same people that voted for Bush are going to put McSame back in the Oval Office.
We're really screwed again.
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I don't care who wins. I'm not living there ever again.
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Goose55.
are you kidding me? You said, "So it's OK for Obama to admit that he has snorted lines of coke, but if Cindy McCain took a few pain pills it's not ok?.?.?"
Bwa Haaa. A few pills. Bwaa Haaaa.
Gee, get both stories straight (do your homework). It's OK for Obama to admit experimenting w/coke use in his 20s in a book. It's Ok for Cindy McCain to become a drug addict and get bust by federal agents for illegal drugs.
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In spring 1993, Gosinski tipped off the Drug Enforcement Administration to investigate McCain's drug theft,[34] and a federal investigation ensued. McCain's defense team, led by Washington lawyer John Dowd,[34] secured an agreement with the U.S. Attorney's office that limited her punishment to financial restitution and enrollment in a diversion program, [7][34] without any public disclosure."
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missy> LOL! Exactly! It's not bad enough that someone actually came up w. that garbage, but people FELL for it!
I think they should worry more about things like man-picnic table love, personally.
I feel sorry for any one who takes the office after Bush's mess.
That said, I fear the same people that voted for Bush are going to put McSame back in the Oval Office.
We're really screwed again.
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MY goodness Mccain sounds retarded THAT VOICE yuck!!!
he sounds like bush nice I bet he wins because Americans seem to vote for rich retarded white boys.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on August 6, 2008 - 10:20am.
I'm so tired of Republican scare tactics and the constant 9/11 references, the very things that won W. the election in 2004.
Ridick!
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You mean like the ONLY argument against gay marriage that they could come up with: "If we allow that then next people will want to marry their dogs!!"
Well, I live in Boston, and I have not seen an increase in man-dog love since 2004.
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Big Buck> Obama isn't an "Arab"; He was born in the United States (Hawaii). I'm so tired of Republican scare tactics and the constant 9/11 references, the very things that won W. the election in 2004.
Ridick!
Callan> Agreed! There should be more choices. I'm not fond of Ron Paul, though. But if we had 4 or 5 viable choices, you wouldn't HAVE to vote for the lesser of two evils or whatever.
Goose> Ok. You mentioned Cindy Candycanes is not running for president...neither is Michelle Obama, so why even bring up her comment?
Submitted by Big Buck on August 6, 2008 - 11:08am.
So let me think, his father was Kenyan, his mother a white American. And he is Arab? McCain is that you? Having problems with geography again???
Boy the trolls certainly come out when mcstain and mcc**t are on the block don't they?
Earnin' those 'mcstain bonus blogger points' boyz and girlz? LOL!!
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Linzee, he said "Liberal" not "literal" Arab.
still doesn't make sense, because Obama is not an Arab, but at least pick on the dumbass for the right thing....lol
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Bigbuck: Obama is not an "Arab". And what does it matter anyway??
I dont trust either candidate; theyre both career politicians.
I am a fiscally conservative, ethically liberal independant, and I dont fully support either candidate because of that.
That being said, I will likely vote for Obama because I'm less willing to concede on my ethical standards and I belive in legal abortions and equal rights for gay americans, to begin.
Problem is that being a politician is now a high stakes career instead of being a post of service for a deserving and accomplished citizen. The whole system is fucked.
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PSL: I agree, we are in a very precarious position right now, what with The Bush Family's Middle East Clusterfuck Part II, climate change, bad economy, etc.
But Obama does represent a step in the right direction. I want a third party, too, but we are running out of time and have hit critical mass.
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I was under the impression that McCain was running for President, NOT Bush so why are we even talking about Bush. I did not say drug abuse was right or wrong either way. However, I think it is funny that some people make note of Cindy's previous drug abuse ( BTW she is not running for President) , but elect to ignore Obama's drug history -- just a little selective in my humble opinion.
We have the biggest government ever, courtesy of Bush. Look at the budget deficit, record high. Look at the White House hiring records, the number of departments created, all record highs under Bush. You idiot.
Do some research yourself.
Bush is an admitted alcoholic and coke abuser. Apparently millions of Republicans saw no problem with that.
it doesn't matter, we are about to elect a liberal Arab into the White House just 7 short years after 9/11
@ Anonymouse73
Yeah I'm pretty sure my stance is Libertarian too, and I know Ron Paul ran, or is still running for president... but I would really love something other than our current system, where there is a viable third, fourth, or fifth candidate who has an actual shot at winning.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 6, 2008 - 10:54am.
Guys, we are fucked no matter who gets elected.
PSL, you just wrote exactly what I was thinking. FUCK!!!!! I'm afraid for our future. *cries in huddled fetal position and sucks thumb*
She does look like The Crypt Keeper, but he'd never be a Republican, would he?
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Holy crap! Should I change my name?!
Callan> I think that would be Libertarian, but don't quote me on that. I feel pretty much the same way.
I want the gov't to help people who need it, but I don't want it sticking its nose where it doesn't belong. i.e.- In my personal bidness.
Does anyone else think that Cindy McCain resembles the Cryptkeeper from Tales from the Crypt?
Submitted by luckycharms on August 6, 2008 - 10:26am.
It will be a very interesting race. Obama said one of the most stupid things I think I have ever heard a president/potential presidant say. He was responding to McCain's add depicting him as celebrity. His self mocking comeback was, "He sure don't look like all those other presidents on those dollar bills!" Well......As far as I know there is only one president on a dollar bill. But I think at this point, anyone would be better than Bush.
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Dollar billS, as in dollar notes, not necessarily $1 bill and I'm sure you're aware that there are different Presidents on the different notes.
On a completely superficial note, both John and Cindy McCain have the tightest smiles I'm ever seen. It looks like it literally pains them to smile wide.
Submitted by I Love Burgers on August 6, 2008 - 10:34am.
You are hilarious!!! Only if what you wrote was real.