Take That, People Magazine!
People Magazine may have 25 million pages of the diamond couple and their solid golden twins, but OK! Magazine has the ultra exclusive details of Jennifer Aniston's dream wedding. And by "dream wedding" I mean it's all just in her dreams. Seriously, the magazine claims Jenny is already planning her wedding to the mega douche named John Mayer.
A source said, "She's at an age where she is thinking with her head not just her heart. No way would she still be with anyone if marriage wasn't a real option. She doesn't want anything elaborate or showy." If she was thinking with her head, she would drug him, drive him to Vegas and elope!
Anyway, I'm sure Jennifer has been planning her second wedding for ages. She even cleared out half of her anti-Brangelina shrine room to devote to her wedding planning. While you spend your weekend doing hood rat stuff, she sits in her room scouring through bridal magazines and watching hours and hours of "Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?" I'll admit it, I watch way too much of that show.
When things got really serious with John. Instead of introducing him to her close friends and family, she showed him her wedding planning room.
And what's with the "Finally over Brad"? They really know how to dick slap a bitch without actually dick slapping them, which is really sad. If I'm going to get dick slapped, a dick better be involved.
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Oh, and this story is so bullshit. Not a good picture of Jen, too. OK must hate her.
I like Jen. I used to like both Brad and Angelina before they hooked up, but now I can't look at them, like, physically.
Submitted by Puggles on August 6, 2008 - 10:08pm.
How ridiculous. Doesn't OK have a 'real' story that they could report on.
Will only believe this gossip when the pictures of the wedding come out... Because you know that Jen would *have* to have pictures leaked to keep her in the press. lol
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I agree that the story is a lie. However, if or when it does become true, I highly doubt Jen will need to leak any photos to keep her in the press. What you fail to realize is that Jen had a lavish wedding to Pitt and no one got any photos of the wedding itself. They allowed a magazine to have a shot of their wedding picture and that was it! If she was such a fame whore, she would've given a 30 page spread of her wedding BUT SHE DIDN'T! We leave that up to Jolie & Pitt.
How ridiculous. Doesn't OK have a 'real' story that they could report on.
Will only believe this gossip when the pictures of the wedding come out... Because you know that Jen would *have* to have pictures leaked to keep her in the press. lol
Yeah you definitely have to have a publicist- someone who's NOT related to you a la Tommy Girl...that's why Jen has managed to look sane...anyone with a brain can see the tabloids are painting her as jilted, but her decorum will come back to reward her when we see those other two suffering someday.
What is a HUVANE???I keep reading it and i have no clue!
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That's would be Jen's publicist. He gets blamed for all her relationships and dates. The fools think he orchestrates who she dates all for publicity! It's pathetic. Funny thing is that Brad fired his publicist, Cindy, who he was with for the past 15 years or so. He got rid of her when he shacked up with Jolie. So you can see what has happened to his image since firing the publicist. I don't even think Jolie has ever had one. That's how come she goes into interviews and just blurts out her past. Then forgets her stories and comes back into another interview lying about previous facts she has given. SHE is in desperate need of a publicist.
Has anyone seen the new Jen Aniston topless video?
I found it here:
http://www.celebmovie.com
It looks like she was seen at a European topless beach. She still is HOT!
This cover is so hilarious and desperate (for the mag).
Jen is way more down to earth, and she's someone I'd actually hang out with- yeah, that other bitch would cut my ass. She's most likely a woman-hater- sleeping with unavailable men does that to you...trust, I did it once and I'll never go back.
What is a HUVANE???I keep reading it and i have no clue!
Jen has made more money than those two combined. Didn't you guys read the highest grossing actresses list? She was on top this year- without the box office! She's still making money off of friends, and she's made 4 films this year.
K, I'm not a Jenobot, but I just hate the other two, so I could go on and on about this sexist crap that she's STILL facing.
Fucking dumbasses buying that she gives a fuck.
Submitted by wildflower509 on August 6, 2008 - 11:38am.
Most likely she'll run off whith her "soul mate" Maddox, when he's of age....lol
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LOL, ew! And Brad will run off with Zahara.
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Submitted by K2 on August 6, 2008 - 11:30am.
Submitted by malquerida on August 6, 2008 - 9:49am.
All the money, time and energy she spends on her looks. All the money, time and energy she and Huvane spend on publicity. Yet she is known throughout the world for being a pathetic, insecure, lonely woman. This must be very frustrating for her.
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Funny how when Jen admits to having insecurities (in an interview) it's held over her head and she then becomes defined by it. But when Jolie openly admitted to having low self esteem, the loons won't even raise an eyebrow as to that being the reason she sleeps with unavailable men, adopts a shitload of kids to fill voids, gives birth for a man even though she has stated she never wants biological children, makes out with her brother in public and takes to cutting herself to feel alive! WOW - after all that Jen seems pretty fucking normal, down to earth, and real. She wins. Hands down.
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AMEN!!! You too, wildflower! For awhile, I felt sorry for Jen, but not anymore. I think she is the one who has come out on top, no matter how many kids Brad & Angelina adopt, pop out, whatever.
Submitted by malquerida on August 6, 2008 - 9:49am.
All the money, time and energy she spends on her looks. All the money, time and energy she and Huvane spend on publicity. Yet she is known throughout the world for being a pathetic, insecure, lonely woman. This must be very frustrating for her.
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Funny how when Jen admits to having insecurities (in an interview) it's held over her head and she then becomes defined by it. But when Jolie openly admitted to having low self esteem, the loons won't even raise an eyebrow as to that being the reason she sleeps with unavailable men, adopts a shitload of kids to fill voids, gives birth for a man even though she has stated she never wants biological children, makes out with her brother in public and takes to cutting herself to feel alive! WOW - after all that Jen seems pretty fucking normal, down to earth, and real. She wins. Hands down.
the diarreah is not real and we all know it. No need to bust on Aniston. She is ok and banking way more than you or I.
*chuckle* Well, you have to give them credit for being blatant in their desire to sell magazines.
However, JA ought to sue their asses. Dame is trying to live her life, and they print crap like this.
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Actually, when looking at the choices both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie have made in life, it's Angelina Jolie who comes off as insecure, pathetic, seeking some unknown "thing" to fill the emptiness within her soul. While JA is selective and takes her time with her relationships with the opposite sex, AJ has been grabbing at sex, both male and female, since age 14 that we know of. AJ demands quanitity; huge numbers and they must balance (i.e. male children vs female children)and multiple sexual partners. If one is already "with" another female, she is more than willing to manipulate them to gravitate toward her. It's as if AJ hates other females ( no female girlfriends we know of as Pearl dosen't count, she's making up to her for making her book into a bomb of a movie). Nope, if i could be either one of them, hands down, i'd select the secure, contented, charasmatic, powerfully independent LADY; Jen Aniston rather than the psychotic, insecure, man-hater ( eats them alive) Angelina Jolie. Most likely she'll run off whith her "soul mate" Maddox, when he's of age....lol
John Mayer just pooped himself.
Not that anyone will notice.
That's a really bad pic of Jen. And....I thought I had read where she and John had split.
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Man, what an ugly picture of JA. Shows the weird nose, the Jay Leno chin, and the beady eyes...
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 10:25am.
Actually, to me AJ comes across as pathetic and insecure. She steals a married man, adopts two children and gives birth to three more all in a matter of a couple of years? What huge void is she attempting to fill?
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I agree. It seems like she's constantly trying to prove to people she's this amazing saintly woman, when all she's doing is making people hate her.
Submitted by Rocket on August 6, 2008 - 10:14am.
Bradful: I read it at my MIL's for free. There are pictures of all the kids inside. Maddox has an electric blue streak on his mohawk, the girls' nail polish is chipping off, and Pax looks like he'd rather be outside.
I can't believe such early intense exposure is good for children, I just can
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I was reading on another website yesterday. Someone posted that they knew one of the teachers at the french school in New York that Maddux attended for a short while. She said he was a wholly terror who could not relate to the other children.
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That french teacher needs to knock it off. Some children have difficulty relating to others in the class.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Islandgirl--LOL!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 6, 2008 - 9:28am.
Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 10:25am
The void the loons emulate and placate.
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Apparently that void is rather deep, dark, and frightening.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
If she is getting married to John then good for her. Next!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 10:25am.
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Actually, to me AJ comes across as pathetic and insecure. She steals a married man, adopts two children and gives birth to three more all in a matter of a couple of years? What huge void is she attempting to fill?
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Her gaping vagina? :-)
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Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 10:25am
The void the loons emulate and placate.
Skeletina seems to be an ADD type.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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Thanks LCT.
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Submitted by malquerida on August 6, 2008 - 8:49am.
All the money, time and energy she spends on her looks. All the money, time and energy she and Huvane spend on publicity. Yet she is known throughout the world for being a pathetic, insecure, lonely woman. This must be very frustrating for her.
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Actually, to me AJ comes across as pathetic and insecure. She steals a married man, adopts two children and gives birth to three more all in a matter of a couple of years? What huge void is she attempting to fill?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 10:18am.
Gah, that would be unbelievably unfortunate.
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Unless I look hot bald.
Submitted by No Words on August 6, 2008 - 10:17am.
OMG, LCT...
I will go postal if that idiot is Catwoman...POSTAL, I say.
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I agree. I have a feeling she'll butcher it worse than Halle Berry did. She'll walk around with that 'come fuck me' look on her face she had all throughout Mr and Mrs Smith, grab her own tits frequently and dry-hump anything within the vicinity.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 6, 2008 - 9:11am.
...I will seriously go into a deep depression, cut off all my hair, gain 3,000 pounds and change my name to Gert.
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Gah, that would be unbelievably unfortunate.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
malquerida - how much time do you waste on validating you names???? It's like an illness with you loons. Isn't it???
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she'll be over on us weekly later spewing the same shit - can always pick her out as she puts Huvane in all her posts.
OMG, LCT...
I will go postal if that idiot is Catwoman...POSTAL, I say.
OMG what is the hate for this woman? Said it before but did she kill a loons dog??? There is no reason to hate on her just cause her stupid husband left her. Get a life.
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The loons have to hate her. It's her fault that Brad and Angie are together. Hating her makes their love for Whorelina somehow ok.
Bradful: I read it at my MIL's for free. There are pictures of all the kids inside. Maddox has an electric blue streak on his mohawk, the girls' nail polish is chipping off, and Pax looks like he'd rather be outside.
I can't believe such early intense exposure is good for children, I just can
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I was reading on another website yesterday. Someone posted that they knew one of the teachers at the french school in New York that Maddux attended for a short while. She said he was a wholly terror who could not relate to the other children.
Eastend (I almost typed Eatend and cracked myself up) and CARROTOP, it's a nephew. OK, I am still lauging at the Eatend debacle.
Submitted by No Words on August 6, 2008 - 10:06am.
Skanalina are box office poison
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Well if she wasn't before, she sure as shit is now. If she mucks up ANY of the Batman movies by playing Catwoman I will seriously go into a deep depression, cut off all my hair, gain 3,000 pounds and change my name to Gert.
@fat Martha
That's the only reason I can think of to really feel bad for Jen! Seriously the media needs to leave her the fuck alone! I don't know Jen, but she just doesn't seem like the type of person who dwells on crap! If anyone does seem like a dweller, it's angelina!
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Skanalina are box office poison, so I guess Jennifer has more of a career than those two.
Yeah, rich, beautiful, and able to do whatever the hell she wants to do...I really feel sorry for her *deep sarcasm here*.
I will bet she thanks her lucky stars every day that she isn't with that loser, Brad Pittiful. He really isn't much of a prize.
Now if she would only dump John Mayer (that is, after she is done having some really great sex).
Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 6, 2008 - 8:53am.
Two Drink,
Congrats! I have a new niece as of yesterday.
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Congrats you two! You can hook your niece up with my 3 week old nephew! Or, if she doesn't swing that way, my boyfriend has a week-old niece.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 8:51am.
Oh, I know. And I'll bet he's got the cutest, tightest little ass like two little basketballs.
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Or big fat ripe cantelopes...
I don't understand man bums. They're always so small.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 6, 2008 - 8:51am.
LOVECARROTTOP - I just got this weird image of Sly melting butted on JD's butt...thanks.
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With a nice big Chef's hat on, and only an apron covering his manliness, poking at the butter with a barbeque skewer? Yeah, I got that too.
Sheeps, me and grammar will never shake hands.
malquerida - how much time do you waste on validating you names???? It's like an illness with you loons. Isn't it???
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 6, 2008 - 9:49am.
LOL
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 6, 2008 - 6:46am.
I hate the question mark, too. You know.
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All the money, time and energy she spends on her looks. All the money, time and energy she and Huvane spend on publicity. Yet she is known throughout the world for being a pathetic, insecure, lonely woman. This must be very frustrating for her.
Sheeps, I feel ya. As you can tell...I hate te question mark...
Bradful: I read it at my MIL's for free. There are pictures of all the kids inside. Maddox has an electric blue streak on his mohawk, the girls' nail polish is chipping off, and Pax looks like he'd rather be outside.
I can't believe such early intense exposure is good for children, I just can't.
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