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Either that or it looks like she's rolling on E pretty damn hard (I imagine not though, she looks too pure for drug use...I could be wrong though...!)

Your face!

Her eyes creep me out...she's going to have a brutal time finding a husband, no doubt about that...poor thing!

Your face!

princess Beatrice looks part fly/frog, part horse, not a good looking girl at all. beautiful Charlotte Casiraghi she ain't that is for sure.

Bat Boy has a sister?!

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Money, fame, and power are usually enough to make you overlook some things.

In this case, we need an industrial strength brown bag for her head.

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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?

God, those veneers are terrible

'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'

Damn, Princess Bea's eyes are like the anti-wonk. They're like saucers. At least she didn't get the fug gene that Charles passed on to the little ginger prince and his baldy brother prince.

It is going to take at least a few more centuries to get the fug out of the Windsor family. Damn that's some nast! I don't know how the British stand it.

I came to correct my post and found Rosemary Young had already done it. Thanks! It was going to bother me all day.

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

I think Beatrice holds her eyes all wide like that hoping the press will finally notice that they're two different colors. Seriously, I just went on a Google hunt. Her left eye is green and her right one is, like, blue/gray.

Kiss,
Fifi

"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."

beatrice looks insane.

Re inbreeding:
Victoria and Albert were actually the great-great-grandparents of both Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip, who are in turn the grandparents of Beatrice. (Got that off Wikipedia.) So QE2 and PP are indeed cousins, but distant ones.
All the royal families of Europe are related somehow, but I think since that whole hemophilia scandal they instituted a cross-breeding program, like the AKC. ;-)

If you stare at her long enough she looks like she belongs in that "Black Hole Sun" video. Goddamn.

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Submitted by Stoney on August 8, 2008 - 9:04am.
Seriously, someone from England explain to me how inbred she actually is! That is just WRONG!
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I'm not from England, but I can enlighten you. Bea's grandparents (QEII and Prince Philip) were cousins, both grandchildren of Queen Victoria and Prince Albert, who themselves were first cousins (QV's mother was the sister of Prince Albert's fahter. )

The gene pool has been diluted a little but since the olden days, but really not much.

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

Check it out! She has one blue eye & one green eye!!!!
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People Suck!

Beatrice has "Napoleon Dynamite mouth."
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Around here we call that Mormon Mouth

Wow. Princess BeaBea looks like someone just slid a stick up her _________ (fill in the blank).

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Happiest birthday of all to my liitle lush of an avie!

angel_i on August 8, 2008 - 10:19am.
Submitted by kdracofan on August 8, 2008 - 10:18am.

Boo! fuck her eyes are scary!
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I was GOING to say that - but then I got distracted by her boobies and I forgot. Not that they're out there - but they look nice. They made me give her a pass and I'm not even a guy!
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I can't get past her eyes!
You are a brave soul. lol
(:)

dreamhypnotique on August 8, 2008 - 10:45am.

Bono has (or had, until "All That You Can't Leave Behind") an incredible voice. On "With or Without You" (Joshua Tree) it can give chills by how good he sounds. Ditto "Heartland" (lesser known B-side on R&H)

I don't care much for his political pretense, though. He should be more like Adam and just get drunk and bang supermodels.

- And lets not forget getting busted for possession of The Ganja, Adam that is.
Adam is the only one with no kids but last I heard he was engaged, again.

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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

She's got huuuuge.... tracts of land!

hahahha okie......I know we don't get along, but I'm happy to help with info when I can....

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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it- don't want it; if there's a remedy, I'll run from it- from it; think about it all the time, never let it out of my mind, cause I love you....

Yeah Triscuit!!! Happy (am I allowed to say?) birthday!!

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Esa canción está bien choteada.

PSL.. Oh yea, I forgot about the feetsies on his face!Damn I hate U2, why must I lust after that one video/song so much. * shoots self in head * And now, that you helped me, we must touch tits. Hey, this was alll you!

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Okie, if no one answered, the video with the Edge and feet on his face is "Numb"

Beatrice is UGLY!

Happy B-day to Dustin Hoffman and TRISCUIT!!!!

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If there's a cure for this, I don't want it- don't want it; if there's a remedy, I'll run from it- from it; think about it all the time, never let it out of my mind, cause I love you....

I remember when I was 14 and it was all over the news that Princess Beatrice was born on 8-8-88. I've had that lame trivia stuck in my head since then. I wonder if I lost something worth remembering to hold on to that little tidbit all these years.

Damn, those are some Gollum eyes.

Submitted by Sayonara on August 8, 2008 - 11:13am.
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Thank You!
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Happy Birthday Triscuit!!!

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

Happy Birthday to all especially you Meagan Good.

"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader

She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Arghhhhhhh. My eyes. I'm transfixed. How does someone open their eyes that freaking huge? That's not a normal expression! That's a scream queen Freddy Krueger is after me expression!

Connie Stevens is only 70? Wow. I figured she was a lot more ancient than THAT by now!

This pic make's me want to do a line..
*don't step on the wagon again.. don't!*
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Seriously, someone from England explain to me how inbred she actually is! That is just WRONG!

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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"

SubmitSubmitted by oklahoma on August 8, 2008 - 7:48am.

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I want to kiss you, BADLY! That's the song I was thinking of, NUMB.. Thank you! *smacks your bottom* Oh you!!
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Woohoo! :-D

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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 8, 2008 - 10:45am.
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I want to kiss you, BADLY! That's the song I was thinking of, NUMB.. Thank you! *smacks your bottom* Oh you!!

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

The Edge was lead vocalist on "Numb" (that kind of semi-hip-hop song on the Zooropa Album) and sang lead on "Van Diemen's Land" (Rattle and Hum). He also had major vocal contributions to "The Fly" (he sang the chorus) and "Trying to Throw Your Arms Around the World", in my opinion a very underrated track from Achtung Baby.

Bono has (or had, until "All That You Can't Leave Behind") an incredible voice. On "With or Without You" (Joshua Tree) it can give chills by how good he sounds. Ditto "Heartland" (lesser known B-side on R&H)

I don't care much for his political pretense, though. He should be more like Adam and just get drunk and bang supermodels.

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What is that hideous thing and how many of of her brothers did her mom have to fuck to conceive it?

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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"

Submitted by Sheeps on August 8, 2008 - 9:22am.
Hey, soon Beatrice will be able to drink.

...and with that face, she WILL want to. poor thing at least she has lovelt chichis and a fat bank account!

now that I think about it I'd choose stinkin' rich and homely over cute and broke.

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where's my sauce, bitch?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world

Good lord. Luckily she's fifth or sixth in line for the throne, or otherwise that mug would be on stamps and money.

So many sluts to comment on today. Once when I was in Tower Records Boston they had a whole slew of Rattle and Hum CDs they had just gotten in, and some wag had Sharpied on the box "Paddle My Bum."

Mike: 25 years! I cannot believe that. I am in total shock, and need to take some Geritol and lie down.

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

THANK YOU GUYS
I♥ U!!!!

♥SmOOOOtcheS♥

Submitted by kdracofan on August 8, 2008 - 10:18am.

Boo! fuck her eyes are scary!
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I was GOING to say that - but then I got distracted by her boobies and I forgot. Not that they're out there - but they look nice. They made me give her a pass and I'm not even a guy!

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Boo! fuck her eyes are scary!

Have a great one, Triscuit.

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

Just before I viewed this Beatrice pic, I had been looking at this at Cuteoverload.com

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/08/yeah-youre-a-li.html

Now I'm scared.

Happy Birthday Triscuit, you hot slut! ♥♥♥

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That picture is not safe for work. Or private. Actually it's not safe for anyone with eyesight.

Submitted by Triscuit on August 8, 2008 - 10:11am.

I am a Birfday Slut today!!♥
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Go Triscuit, it's your birfday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETCHEEKS !(;x)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Triscuit on August 8, 2008 - 10:11am

HAPPY BIRFDAY TRISCUIT!!!!!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Triscuit!!!! *sends over Bigfoot Balloons* Oh, Smells like Bigfoots dick in here! lol..

Happy Day to you!! *gives 3 vicodin* Enjoy!

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;