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White Oprah has already responded to Anderson Cooper's comments about 45-year-old Ali Lohan on "Regis & Kelly" this morning.

Mah Boo Andy spoke the truth when he said, "Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60... I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, I don't know." Striptease person! That sounds so respectable. I'm going to tell all my stripper friends to refer to themselves as a "striptease person."

I couldn't wait to read one of White Oprah's epic statements in response to the Silver Fox. Seriously, I was expecting her to call him a "stupid nancy boy meanie" or something! But this is all she said to OK! Magazine, "People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him."

Huh? Karma? The best she could do is pull a Sharon Stone? Did White Oprah knock her head on the coke plate or something? This is not like her. Hopefully, this is just a tiny preview on what's to come tomorrow.

And what's cruel is the fact that she's whoring out her "allegedly 14-year-old" no talent daughter.

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Lindsay Lohan • White Oprah

Submitted by dead-actress on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 10:31pm.

Mommy Pig Snout needs a thick paged spirituality book slamming up against that ugly mug of hers. *raising hand* I'll do it.

~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by Leatherette on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 10:30pm.

Submitted by Grace Disful on August 5, 2008 - 10:14pm.

I wish Kanye West would share his thoughts about this situation.
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(my apologies to Kanye Christ, please don't smite me)

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 10:29pm.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 7:26pm.

Cooper was born on June 3, 1967 in New York City, the younger son of the writer Wyatt Emory Cooper and the artist, designer, writer, and heiress Gloria Vanderbilt, granddaughter of Cornelius Vanderbilt II of the prominent Vanderbilt Family of New York. His ancestry is primarily of English, Scottish, Irish, Welsh, Spanish and Dutch descent.

Courtesy of Wikipedia
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 10:28pm.

LMFAO @ Leatherette and 'WIMINS.'
I just KNEW Kanye said WIMINS. LOLOLOLOLOL

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

Submitted by Grace Disful on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 10:27pm.

Thanks for passing that along, Leath! I'm outta here. Nite!

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 10:26pm.

Submitted by mike on August 5, 2008 - 7:50pm.
What's the latest with lisping Lohan half-sister in Idaho or wherever? I'm breathleth with antithipathion over her netht move.

LMAO

Can someone enlighten me and tell me why his last name is Cooper? Was Gloria married to someone w the last name Cooper?
I'm too lazy to google it.
Thanks.

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

Submitted by justice on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 10:26pm.

Cooper literally... literally.. literally has made the my morning! Preach!

--thanks awfully--

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 10:22pm.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 7:20pm.

ITA. When is Daddy gonna spew his babble about this?

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Submitted by paulapoo on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 10:21pm.

Too bad she's not replying to a Sharon Osbourne comment, else she'd receive a nice gift-wrapped box of poo.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 10:20pm.

Yeah WOPRAH, think about that Karma thing before you go spewing it out to others.
You gave your 14 yr. old (going on 60) daughter to a KNOWN porno maker. You coke whore.
Karma is a bitch, and she's after YOU.

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RIMADYL KILLS

Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you

Submitted by Grace Disful on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 10:14pm.

I wish Kanye West would share his thoughts about this situation.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by Leatherette on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 10:14pm.

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 5, 2008 - 8:55pm.

After all the terrible things she's done to her own family, one would think Dina Lohan is the last person to go around espousing the concept of Karma.

Worthless lizard-lipped wannabe.
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That's it. DreamHypnotique for hot slut of the day or week or whatever. Or let's send his hot ass to Anderson Cooper so we'll get hot Asian babies with cobalt blue eyes. Pitt and Jolie's raggedy sexy act would be SO OVER if they got together, and their baby collection would be so last year.

SERIOUSLY. DreamHyp gives this place a smooth, chill-out lounge vibe with hilarious and right-on conversation.

Submitted by applehead on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 10:13pm.

Submitted by Mr. President on August 5, 2008 - 9:08pm.
Not much of a rant. She obviously needs to get herself a MacBook Air.

and lock the CAPS of course

Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 10:08pm.

She just said that little because there was not a camera around to record her magical retorts for her show...

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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 5, 2008 - 7:55pm.
After all the terrible things she's done to her own family, one would think Dina Lohan is the last person to go around espousing the concept of Karma.

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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King

Submitted by char on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:56pm.

I Love Him

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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.

Submitted by FatMartha on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:51pm.

Submitted by mike on August 5, 2008 - 8:50pm.
What's the latest with lisping Lohan half-sister in Idaho or wherever? I'm breathleth with antithipathion over her netht move.
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Hi5.

Submitted by Chilly on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:49pm.

Seriosly, couldn't care less about Ali Lohan but Anderson Cooper has just become a snarky OLD receding hairline queen anymore. He has always resembled a dwarf albino and now he's a bitchy one... sad.

Submitted by Grace Disful on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:45pm.

Bad karma like "I Know Who Killed Me 2" starring. . . Anderson Cooper?

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by TT99 on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:44pm.

Of course she couldn't say anything. She knows he's right. ACoop Hit that Stud on the leather with such precision I almost wonder if he has a secret fetish, but I digress. Even Nana Lohan hadda have a kee-kee and a chuckle at his comments when she was eating her cheesecake alone in her room while blogging on her Myspace page. Oh, you know she has one.

BTW, I don't think ACoop ever had dark hair. I think he had white hair in kindergarten. None of the kids ever looked at him funny, I don't think. They just thought, oh, that's just Andy!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:42pm.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 5, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Who did White Oprah's hair for that pic...WHO??? THAT SHIT AIN'T FUNNY...*giggle, giggle*...ok, it's a little funny, but...*hehehehe*...Ok, it's funny, but....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *snort*...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...Ok, it's fucking hilarious, BUT I pissed my tiger cage DAMMIT!...

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Yeah I know!!!!1 I was at the West County Mall yesterday and some woman made me sit down at her kiosk to show me what her hair styling wand could do and she gave me one of those horrible spit curl things.
So I cut her up into tiny pieces and threw them into a frozen strawberry yogurt machine.
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Oh, which one? I lurves me some mall lady shakes even if they are strawberry flavored...Oh, fuck, you ain't even in the ATL....Waste of a good mall lady..
Yeah, I ATE..er, I mean, HATE those ho's...always tryin' to sell you fake hair, and some nasty smellin' lotion when you ass just tryin' to get to Sephora (heaven on earth). Ugh, all them ho's belong in the Orange Julius mixer, minus they nasty ass weaves....(fur balls from hell)

O/T Orange Oprah belongs in an Orange Julius Mixer...never to be heard from again...well, except from the CDC who's tryna find out how so many mall ho's got sick...but, shhhhh...DListers don't tell...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:38pm.

ahhhhaaaa! strip tease person...14 passing for 60!!!!even cooper smells the bs white oprah is trying to pass off as talent..."slashies" like to be known as a singer slash actor or some shit and are never adequate in either genre...

i want cooper as my boo too...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...

Submitted by Leatherette on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:36pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 5, 2008 - 9:08pm.

Who did White Oprah's hair for that pic...WHO??? THAT SHIT AIN'T FUNNY...*giggle, giggle*...ok, it's a little funny, but...*hehehehe*...Ok, it's funny, but....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *snort*...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...Ok, it's fucking hilarious, BUT I pissed my tiger cage DAMMIT!...
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HERE -- have a Depends light days pad -- I grabbed it from WOprah's designer knock-off tote shen she passed out over her "baby powder" tray.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:34pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 5, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Who did White Oprah's hair for that pic...WHO??? THAT SHIT AIN'T FUNNY...*giggle, giggle*...ok, it's a little funny, but...*hehehehe*...Ok, it's funny, but....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *snort*...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...Ok, it's fucking hilarious, BUT I pissed my tiger cage DAMMIT!...

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WO needs a total Mary Kay makeover by James Haven.

TL: I'm getting mesmerized by Coop's cobalt blue eyes. Can we share him?

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Submitted by Queen of Queens on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:33pm.

I love how Kelly Ripa got shut down. Anderson was just saying what he felt. I think he went harder on all those fucks after Kelly kept trying to be nice and probably shut him up and change the subject. He was NOT havin it.

Bitches is dumb!

Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:30pm.

There's no way she can top what your BOO said, MK...he's so smart he makes me blush! WO can't go up against it what he said because her daughters and her all look the same age - 60!

Your face!

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:28pm.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 6, 2008 - 9:19am.
Striptease person. That's glorious. Let's think of new ones.

Nasal powdered individual

Fellatioly-willinged workforce participant

Human with internally and externally conflicting genital items
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Gotta love these euphemisms!!

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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:23pm.

I'm not surprised at WO's inane comment. She is scared right down to her pedicure by Wordmeister Coop.
He's right, articulate, and impressive.
'Nuff said.
MiLo will blather soon.
LiLo will respond, "Ali Who?"
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:23pm.

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"Only those who dare to fail greatly,
can ever achieve greatly." -- Robert F. Kennedy

Submitted by Velveeta on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:19pm.

Not to worry. Michael Lohan comment coming in 3...2...1...

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:19pm.

Striptease person. That's glorious. Let's think of new ones.

Nasal powdered individual

Fellatioly-willinged workforce participant

Human with internally and externally conflicting genital items

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Want to team up for the apocalypse?

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:15pm.

What could WO say? The evidence is there on t.v. She's grooming Ali to be the next Blohan meal ticket.

What normal 14 year old girl is thrilled to have their personal business splashed on t.v.? Unless Mommy has screwed the the girl up so thoroughly, that she thinks this is the only way to win Mommy's love from the previous favorite, Linds.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:15pm.

Ha! Like she knows what "karma" means!

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Submitted by cupid92 on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:10pm.

Mah Boo is a hot piece.

Submitted by Francine on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:09pm.

Look at her nostrils - I wouldn't let her near my pile o' blow.

Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:08pm.

Not much of a rant. She obviously needs to get herself a MacBook Air.

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:08pm.

Every time I see a picture of this dried-up cuntrag, I remind myself not to complain about my mother, EVER.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:08pm.

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Leatherette on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:04pm.

Submitted by mike on August 5, 2008 - 8:50pm.

What's the latest with lisping Lohan half-sister in Idaho or wherever? I'm breathleth with antithipathion over her netht move.
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Oh, thugar, arthnt we all. The thuthpenth, ith killing me *thhhhigh*

Submitted by WTF on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:03pm.

She's lost her touch. I'm disappointed.

Submitted by Spanky N LB on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 9:01pm.

Bad karma?!!? WTF? Male child of Gloria Vanderbilt, intelligent and successful without Mommy's help, HOT 30something GAY. Damn, I wish I had his bad karma!

Submitted by Leatherette on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 8:59pm.

Anderson's hotness doesn't deserve this cokewhore's Mentadent breath in his grill. Just WRONG.

Submitted by Grace Disful on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 8:58pm.

Dina looks like Lon Chaney as the Phantom of the Opera in that photo.

I'll have to give this round to the Silver Fox, sorry White Oprah.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 8:57pm.

that's it ONLY because she is painfully aware that she CAN NOT outwit him, or defend her shiteous parenting. He is too well respected and she is just sucking it up this time.
The more she says, the dumber she'll look, and I think even this coke-booger knows it.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 8:56pm.

Did WO get some chicken cutlets pushed up in her shit? That pic is screaming chic-cut...And peeps, stop it, just stop it with the cheek implants! It ain't purty...It ain't.

Oh, and Karma knows not to fuck with Andy...Karma say, "I be a big ol' mean ass bitch", then asked about Andy, Karma say, "Aw, I can't hate...Bitch is some cuteness...". See?

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 8:56pm.

How is it "Karma" on Anderson? Isn't having a daughter look like she's 60 some sort of karma on her part for raising such a shitty actress of a daughter to marrying a guy who looks like a pedo, among other things.....

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Tue, 08/05/2008 - 8:55pm.

After all the terrible things she's done to her own family, one would think Dina Lohan is the last person to go around espousing the concept of Karma.

Worthless lizard-lipped wannabe.

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