That's It?!
White Oprah has already responded to Anderson Cooper's comments about 45-year-old Ali Lohan on "Regis & Kelly" this morning.
Mah Boo Andy spoke the truth when he said, "Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60... I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, I don't know." Striptease person! That sounds so respectable. I'm going to tell all my stripper friends to refer to themselves as a "striptease person."
I couldn't wait to read one of White Oprah's epic statements in response to the Silver Fox. Seriously, I was expecting her to call him a "stupid nancy boy meanie" or something! But this is all she said to OK! Magazine, "People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him."
Huh? Karma? The best she could do is pull a Sharon Stone? Did White Oprah knock her head on the coke plate or something? This is not like her. Hopefully, this is just a tiny preview on what's to come tomorrow.
And what's cruel is the fact that she's whoring out her "allegedly 14-year-old" no talent daughter.
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I miss mah little man. :( He definately was a cutie!
I have two black labs, too. :) They are VERY affectionate.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 11:23pm.
Trolls. Starring Hayden Panettiere, The Olsen Twins, and introducing Ali Lohan.
Ugh, that was too easy.
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"That was the most ludicrous pack of verbal peanut butter buttfuck I have ever read." ~DebFrmHell
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Submitted by James Haven on August 5, 2008 - 8:32pm.
I get your drift perfectly. She is truly appalling. But something must be done about her coiffure. Someone should at least shoot her face with paintballs full of moisturizer.
Besides, you have Coop watching your back. ;)
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"Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60... I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, I don't know."
Okay, AC, invite Ali Lohan on CNN's 360 and ask her what she wants to be! Tell her to her face she looks 60....Of course you won't. It takes a real coward to verbally beat up on a kid on national TV.
Dina needs to have a fucking exorcism. She really belongs in jail for what she does to those daughters of hers.
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
Sheeps & TV! Give me some sugah! Splenda? Nutrasweet? Sweet-n-Low? Honey? Molasses? Sugar cube? C'mon...I know the gas prices are high and whatnot but throw a girl a sugar cube at least!
Flashes boobs to Mr. Prez...but too fast for a cell-phone photo! Neener! ((.))((.))
Mel-tang, your pooch is so adorable. I needs me a pooch.
Momus, now watch that smoochin' on my JH...(I keed, I keed).
MK, you have good karma because even when you're a total smartass deep down we all know you're a buttery lil' sexy beech with a heart of gold.
If she has to throw down with every person who accuses her of being an exploitive hag and her do-over kid of being a hard-as-nails skank, she'll put both of her shoulders out of their sockets with all the punches she'll be throwing in the air.
Sometimes public disdain is a damn good barometer of your character.
James H. how rude of Brad!!
You know the Jonas Bros. were there.
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I love you
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 5, 2008 - 11:59pm.
Momus! Well, James Haven believes Dina needs alot more then a makeover. She is a very nasty woman and she is someone you don't want to tangle with! James Haven heard that the last person to say that Ali looked like a seahag is now wearing cement shoes, if you know, what James Haven means!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 11:50pm.
I was wondering if you went to the Teen Choice Awards while you were away?
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James Haven is out of the loop. He doesn't know what's going on anymore. Brad gets all the mail and James Haven has a feeling he throws away any invitation that James Haven receives. He is so jealous. It was James Haven that introduced him to Radiohead. Then what does he do? He takes James Haven's backstage pass and hangs out with the band leaving James Haven stuck outside with a roadie named Frosty.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Hi, JH.
T-Val, from your office. Or are you teasing me?
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Submitted by James Haven on August 5, 2008 - 7:54pm.
*smooches*
Glad you made it back to us safely.
Do you agree that Dina needs an extra-special Mary Kay makeover?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 5, 2008 - 11:24pm.
BWAHAHAHA
Administrative assistant? Where do you come up with that shit?
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
Submitted by James Haven on August 5, 2008 - 11:18pm.
Hey, JH! How are you doing, sweet soul? I don't know why I'm so happy today but I'm guessing it's because I mixed my St. John's Wort with my Bud light and Skippy Peanut Butter. -But wait, there's more. I also took a bath in coconut oil! Yes. I'm aliveeeeeeee! :D
White Oprah looks like Mommy Meanest. Me no likey.
Submitted by Sheeps on August 5, 2008 - 11:54pm.
Sheeps! Long time no see! How are you?
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Nah, cruel is offering to hold all Lindsay's coke so that you can regulate the intake, then snorting it yourself. "Mom! How could you?"
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
"Striptease person" is like calling a secretary an "administrative assistant." Is the pay any better?
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
dayshiftstripper, I wonder if Ali is still going to star in "Trolls." LMAO
You know Davy and his old geezer partner were cracking up after Ali auditioned and were like "We should hire her. We'll save a ton of money on theater make-up because she won't need that much." LOL
Right before it came out that he was a porn director (and after I saw the episode of her audition), I TOTALLY said that he was creepy and that Dina must be giving amazing bj's to get Ali 'rolls,' because she can't act for shit. That LI accent makes me want to jump. Off of anything.
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Submitted by Mr. President on August 5, 2008 - 11:40pm.
Welcome home James Haven! How are ya doin'? I am still shaking my head over the fact that you weren't part of the $15 million photo spread.
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Thanks Mr. President! SmOOches!
It saddened James Haven not to be a part of the pictorial but we all know "who" was behind that! Honestly, you would think that after all James Haven has done for those two. First Bono is named Godfather, then James Haven is kicked out of the photo shoot. What's next, Jennifer Aniston is the Godmother? Can it get any worse?
Thankfully James Haven still has his MaryKay career and the tour with ICP. Then there's the Tell All book that James Haven is still writing.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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You too, James H.!
I was wondering if you went to the Teen Choice Awards while you were away?
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I love you
Tee Hee. Thanks .dot! :)
Anderson does have really blue eyes, doesn't he?
I think my uncle is ghey (he hasn't come out to his family yet, but, my gaydar goes off everytime I see him.) He's really nice AND smart, and I think he and Anderson C. would make a very cute couple.
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"Cruel" is letting your alleged 14-year-old (I love that) daughter/client audition for a porn director because you were too busy (wasted) to do research.
Peter Davy probably told Ali, "Sorry, we're not casting anyone over 35."
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"That was the most ludicrous pack of verbal peanut butter buttfuck I have ever read." ~DebFrmHell
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Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 11:37pm.
SmOOches Dot!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 11:38pm.
Hello Mel! good to see you MuAh!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Hey, Mel, you sexyyyyyyyyyyyy, nawty beast! Love your avie too. Precious! Rrrowowrrrrrrr!
I can't believe I'm not MK's boo. *sits and pouts* Eh. I can't blame MK for falling for that silver gay fox. *looks dreamily into silver fox's beautiful blue eyes* Oh crap. It's happening to me now! NO. Must not look into silver fox's eyes...must resist. MUSTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
Welcome home James Haven! How are ya doin'? I am still shaking my head over the fact that you weren't part of the $15 million photo spread.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
.dot, I love your av!! lolololol
Hi to you and James H.!
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Oh wait. I forgot I had Bonjour and Sasson, too.
LMAO
But I wasn't allowed to get Calvin K's because of that commercial "Nothing gets between me and my Calvin's."
My mom thought Brooke S. was kind of slutty. lol
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Submitted by James Haven on August 5, 2008 - 10:54pm.
*Plants a Spuds Mckenzie puppy kiss on your face*
MK, is it wrong that I want to shoot white oprah in the face with some crouton crumbs? Well?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL! I had Jordache, too. tee hee
But everything else was from K-Mart.
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I love you
Submitted by James Haven on August 5, 2008 - 7:54pm.
*smooches*
Glad you made it back to us safely.
Do you agree that Dina needs an extra-special Mary Kay makeover?
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James Haven is back in the States for a bit and wanted to stop in as soon as he landed, to say hello to his Dlisted bitches! SmOOches to all!
"Coop" (that's what James Haven calls him) called and told James Haven, that he "fears for his life" He said that publicly, Dina hasn't made a big fuss but privately, she has been calling Coop up and threatening him!
Coop asked James Haven to intervene and he promised James Haven an interview. James Haven told him: "Coop, you have been promising James Haven an interview since our ski weekend in Aspen" (that story is for another time, bitches)
Coop pleaded with James Haven to help him. He fears Dina will do something sinister! Well, since James Haven has alot of experience with sinister, living with Brad and all, he promised Coop he would help.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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I saw that Mel-tang!!!
I had GV jeans in the 6th grade. I loved them.
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
Submitted by radio siren on August 5, 2008 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 6:43pm.
I never had the ass to wear GV jeans ... still don't.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 6:43pm.
LMAO Radio Siren!!
I had a pair of GV's when I was in middle school, and I LOVED those things. It made my pre-pubescent arse look so cute!! :)
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I hate you! I wanted a pair so bad in middle school, and my parents wouldn't buy me one. You were probably that girl across the quad that I gave the evil eye to because her ass looked too cute in the pair of jeans that should have been MINE! GV's were the hotness! I didn't get my pair until high school when I worked in a department store. By that time, the only people wearing them were 40-year old cougars. And me.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
My new(ish) car is silver and I named it the Silver Fox, in honor of the wonderful Mr. Cooper.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Orange Oprah has the face of a tape worm.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by abbotk on August 5, 2008 - 7:41pm.
BEGONE YOU OBNOXIOUS SPAMMING TROLL!!!
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LMAO Radio Siren!!
I had a pair of GV's when I was in middle school, and I LOVED those things. It made my pre-pubescent arse look so cute!! :)
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OFF-Topic:
MK Olsen is going to be subpoenaed!
LOL The troll is probably panicking under her bridge.
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White Oprah is not going to let this go. She will bring it up on her show.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 7:26pm.
Cooper was born on June 3, 1967 in New York City, the younger son of the writer Wyatt Emory Cooper and the artist, designer, writer, and heiress Gloria Vanderbilt, granddaughter of Cornelius Vanderbilt II of the prominent Vanderbilt Family of New York.
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SIGH, how I wish I could add to that, "and the husband of the illustrious Dlisted poster radio siren." I will print this out tonight, enlarge the part I just added, and stuff the paper inside my Gloria Vanderbilt jeans. Then it's sexy times with myself.
Yes, I know my being a woman is a huge obstacle in our faux relationship, but oh, Anderson, I can't quit you!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
oh man, that's sad. His brother committed suicide. I didn't know that. :(
Gloria Vanderbilt thinks his suicide was from the anti-asthma drug Proventil. I take that!
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Cooper graduated from The Dalton School in 1985. He continued his education at Yale University, where he resided in Trumbull College, claimed membership in Manuscript Society (one of the secret senior societies), studied both Political Science and International Relations and graduated in 1989.
During college, he spent two summers as an intern at the Central Intelligence Agency.
Courtesy of Wikipedia, again. I'm too lazy to search anywhere else.
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Coop was a model when he was young!
Awwww. :)
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Wyatt Emory Cooper (September 1, 1927 – January 5, 1978) was an American author and screenwriter.
Cooper was born in Quitman, Mississippi, and later moved to New Orleans, Louisiana, as a child.
Cooper moved to New York in his twenties to pursue acting. When he was 26, he appeared on Broadway in the cast of The Strong Are Lonely, a drama that ran for a week at the Broadhurst Theatre in the fall of 1953. Cooper also wrote stories and plays.
In his thirties Cooper lived in Los Angeles and worked as a screenwriter. He was close friends with Dorothy Parker and Alan Campbell; he wrote a lengthy profile of Parker in Esquire magazine following her death in 1967. Cooper moved to Manhattan in the early 1960s and worked as a magazine editor.
He married Gloria Vanderbilt on December 24, 1963; Cooper was her fourth husband. The couple frequently made the national "best-dressed" list. They had two sons, Carter Vanderbilt Cooper (1965–1988) and Anderson Cooper (b. 1967). "It is in the family that we learn almost all we ever know of loving," he wrote in his 1975 memoir. "In my sons' youth, their promise, their possibilities, my stake in immortality is invested."
Wyatt Emory Cooper died in New York City during open heart surgery at the age of 50.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Glad I could help.
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i don't think there is anyone who doesn't love
the COOPER.
what a laugh i had this morning from him.
he guest host more often when he's wound up.
loved it.
gee, tell us how you really feel. dead on!
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 10:28pm.
LMFAO @ Leatherette and 'WIMINS.'
I just KNEW Kanye said WIMINS. LOLOLOLOLOL
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You know it! And he done runs outta "jimmy caps" before his all-caps is all typed up, cuz da wimmins all just can't get off his jock, yo.
Oooooh! Thank you, Momus.
I just love his dad's name. It's so elegant.
I didn't know he was only 41. He's 3 yrs. older than me. :)
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