That's It?!
White Oprah has already responded to Anderson Cooper's comments about 45-year-old Ali Lohan on "Regis & Kelly" this morning.
Mah Boo Andy spoke the truth when he said, "Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60... I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, I don't know." Striptease person! That sounds so respectable. I'm going to tell all my stripper friends to refer to themselves as a "striptease person."
I couldn't wait to read one of White Oprah's epic statements in response to the Silver Fox. Seriously, I was expecting her to call him a "stupid nancy boy meanie" or something! But this is all she said to OK! Magazine, "People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him."
Huh? Karma? The best she could do is pull a Sharon Stone? Did White Oprah knock her head on the coke plate or something? This is not like her. Hopefully, this is just a tiny preview on what's to come tomorrow.
And what's cruel is the fact that she's whoring out her "allegedly 14-year-old" no talent daughter.
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My kids are CRACKING up. They are listening to the "Hamster Dance" song and watching your av. They are crazy tired. LOLOLOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 6, 2008 - 12:27am.
Funny CL clip,whoever does Ali is amazing.
I actually watched the first two Living Lohan, and that was enough for me, Dina is totally out of control. Good Samro impression.
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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 6, 2008 - 12:36am.
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A kennel full of pit bull puppies are prettier and nicer that Nancy Grace
Don't make fun of Nancy Grace. Her twins are back on life support after suffering from a horrendous case of Jurassic milk poisoning. Be nice!
@ .dot,
"I'm scared of death but not for me...mostly for the loved ones I have to leave behind"
It's so weird you said that! Not long ago, I was talking to my dad and I said the same thing, and he told me that's what his father used to say, too. That's EXACTLY how I feel.
Thanks so much again for your thoughts and kind words.
*hugs*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 5, 2008 - 9:36pm.
A kennel full of pit bull puppies are prettier and nicer that Nancy Grace.
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A baskeful of cobras would be prettier and nicer than Nancy Grace ... and Dina.
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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 6, 2008 - 12:26am.
Submitted by gucci on August 6, 2008 - 12:20am.
NotsoAnonymous:
Swoosie Kurtz is on life support? oh my god what is wrong with her i love her to death!
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OK, she's fine.
Her career is on life support
Ohhhhhhhh NSA, you totally punkt me! I'm soooooooo gonna get you back for that. Brat! Watch for it! lol
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 6, 2008 - 12:33am.
One trait I admire about Coop: he's prettier and nicer than Nancy Grace!
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A kennel full of pit bull puppies are prettier and nicer that Nancy Grace.
"Go ahead caller, Melissa from Tupelo."
"Nancy, your babies are adorable."
"Thank you."
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 6, 2008 - 12:23am.
Mel, those stories/memories you shared of your baby are just heart wrenchingly PRECIOUS.
The truth is...grief is GRIEF and it hurts and crying is OKAY and you may NEVER get over the loss of your baby critter but you CAN hold onto the fond memories for LIFE. We are ALL going to kick the bucket eventually...that's just a given. I'm scared of death but not for me...mostly for the loved ones I have to leave behind. Pets don't live as long as us and so when our fur babies pass it's a harsh reality check. We aren't going to last forever. NONE of us.
Bless your heart for loving your fur angel so much. I can truly understand and you're not stupid or crazy or a tard for loving a creature that loved you so very much. I wish everyone could understand the gift of having a pet that touches your heart and soul so deeply they actually change you for the better.
XOXO,
Me
-And, White Oprah can put herself back in the canned beans section where she belongs...because she STINKS.
Submitted by gucci on August 5, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Nite James!
oh and another thing i love about anderson: his getting where he is enterely due to his own hard work and effort. his mother provided the money yes but the rest he did all on his own.
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One trait I admire about Coop: he's prettier and nicer than Nancy Grace!
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NotsoAnonymous:
oh my god i totaly misunderstood! ooops and thank god!
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
OMFG THIS is the clip from Chelsea. It is so funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhPRQbFJjfU
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Nite James!
oh and another thing i love about anderson: his getting where he is enterely due to his own hard work and effort. his mother provided the money yes but the rest he did all on his own.
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Professor Randy Paush
Submitted by gucci on August 6, 2008 - 12:20am.
NotsoAnonymous:
Swoosie Kurtz is on life support? oh my god what is wrong with her i love her to death!
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OK, she's fine.
Her career is on life support.
Didn't intend to besmirch Omaha's best living actress.
One thousand apologies for that.... that's how these things get started.
She'll be on the cover of the National Enquirer next week and it will be my fault!
Submitted by gucci on August 6, 2008 - 12:20am.
NotsoAnonymous:
Swoosie Kurtz is on life support? oh my god what is wrong with her i love her to death!
Seriously? OMG I love her too. NOOOOOOOOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK!
HELL YES! AC FWT!
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I don't drink as much as I use to could.
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I would gladly take a cyber hug! :)
I'm telling you, it means the world when someone else understands the love and happiness that a pet brings.
I love my dogs more than most humans. lol There are days where I think I'm o.k. and moving on, and then I do something (like loading the dishwasher) that makes me think of him and I lose it. He LOVED when I put the dirty utensils in because they still had food on them and he could clean them for me. And one time, he stole the peanut butter jar from the pantry, and I caught him outside holding it with his front paws and unscrewing the cap with his teeth. He got it open and when he saw me coming, picked it up and ran around the yard with it. He was eating it as he was running. LMAO It was so funny.
Those memories are really the things that keep me going. :)
Thanks again for sending positive thoughts.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
JH is Mary Kay going to get into the Vagina Rejuvenation biz? I'm not asking on my behalf btw, I have a reallllllllly close best friend with a loose vag (okay, I can't even keep a straight face typing that without spewing on my monitor)!
Uhm........ MK's Boo is one sexy mofo (fake, blue eye contax or not).
*off to change my dlisted depends*
NotsoAnonymous:
Swoosie Kurtz is on life support? oh my god what is wrong with her i love her to death!
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
Submitted by James Haven on August 6, 2008 - 12:13am.
1) MaryKay is headquartered in Dallas, Texas, USA
2) We don't have pink hummers in Texas
3) Swoosie Kurtz is virtually on life support since "True Stories"
4) NotsoAnonymous is constantly a joke.
Submitted by gucci on August 6, 2008 - 12:46am.
SmOOches gucci! good to see you!
G'nite!
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Submitted by James Haven on August 5, 2008 - 9:15pm.
Sleep well, my dear. *goodnight smooch*
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oh and good evening Dame James Haven!
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Professor Randy Paush
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 6, 2008 - 12:34am.
ITA. But, who would dare get close enough to apply it? She obviously wouldn't do it herself.
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James Haven knows her makeup artist. A sweet old woman named Ermaline. Ermie says Dina is meaner then a rattlesnake and has large pores. Not to mention garlic breath.
On that note, James Haven is off to bed! Since Angie is living in France, James Haven has the bed all to himself!
Nite bitches! SmOOches!
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People are cruel is all her fustered limited white trash brain could think of to say. she used her common sense and didn't say anything more because she probably knew that anderson would have taken her apart verbally piece by lovely piece.
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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".
Professor Randy Paush
Submitted by James Haven on August 6, 2008 - 12:03am.
On further inspection, Dina's skin is awful blotchy! Nothing a good cleanser and nighttime moisturizer, by MaryKay of course, couldn't fix!
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JamesHaven... MaryKay... for crisakes...
for that plug let's hope you're driving a pink cadillac.
I wouldn't put that crap on Swoosie Kurtz... let alone anyone with an ounce of talent.
You're joking, right?
Oh, and AC's skin looks as smooth as a virginal baby's butt?
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 6, 2008 - 12:39am.
JamesHaven... MaryKay... for crisakes...
for that plug let's hope you're driving a pink cadillac.
I wouldn't put that crap on Swoosie Kurtz... let alone anyone with an ounce of talent.
You're joking, right?
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1. Hello Notso
2. It's a pink Hummer that James Haven is after
3. Swoosie is a valued customer of James Haven and MaryKay!
4. James Haven never jokes
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Ali actually looked kinda cute, in some slightly older pics. It looks like she had plastic surgery and, if so, her mother and quack doctor should both be shot.
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Submitted by James Haven on August 5, 2008 - 9:03pm.
ITA. But, who would dare get close enough to apply it? She obviously wouldn't do it herself.
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Is that what AC said?
Thanks for translating.
That gurl was giggling so much this morning, I could barely make out what she was saying.
But anyway, she looked good while she was doing it.
What would we do without her?
AC we love you.
XOXOOXOXOX
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 11:52pm.
.dot, yeah, he passed away a little over a month ago. :(
He died from liver and kidney failure from his arthritis medicine. It was very quick.
Can I send you a huge ((CYBER HUG))?
Awww, kiddo. My heart goes out to you so much. I'm a bit choked up and I wish I could find the right words to say for you. All I know is that I will be absolutely devastated when I lose one of my fur critters. I'm going to keep you in my positive thoughts for the rest of the week. I hope you're okay. Love from a pet is a special gift. Children grow up and although they will always need us and we will always need them there is something so precious that comes from the love of an animal. If an animal chooses us and trusts us it feels like angels from heaven smiling down upon us. I can't even begin to describe how special it is to be loved by a creature that can't speak or verbalize in words to me but can speak to me with gentle paw rubs on my back, nuzzle my neck and purr in my ear...stay by my side all day and night when I'm sick and ailing...truly love me even when I smell a little ripe, my hair is mussed and my bref is stank.
*sigh*
White Oprah makes me want to get a blow torch and go "brown a meringue" masque on yo face.
On further inspection, Dina's skin is awful blotchy! Nothing a good cleanser and nighttime moisturizer, by MaryKay of course, couldn't fix!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by James Haven on August 5, 2008 - 8:58pm.
Without you the best we get is Paris Hilton's lame-assed response to McCain's lame-assed attack on Hollywood and the explosion of twins-pregnancies.
You are only hope to shake things up and get these lazy twits off their butts.
*wink, wink*
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He dresses nattily, like a politician or lawyer. She on the other hand looks like a clearance rack hooker. Typical dumb-bitch mom who has a mindset trapped in freshman year of high school. Textbook example of the difference between a normal stupid person and a flat out cretin.
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I love you. No, really.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
Thanks, guys. That really means a lot. :)
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
James Haven has been reading through and it's been pretty quiet in Hollywood since James Haven has been away. Something has got to give. Maybe if James Haven calls Britney and pretends to be KFed proposing marriage, it might shake things up!
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 8:52pm.
He is ... and always will be.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 6, 2008 - 12:22am.
((((MEL)))
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.dot, yeah, he passed away a little over a month ago. :(
He died from liver and kidney failure from his arthritis medicine. It was very quick.
But I think he's still with me. :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Most excellent avie.
Submitted by dick on August 5, 2008 - 8:44pm.
The Vanderbilts probably own a large chunk of E!
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 11:38pm.
Aw, thanks .dot!
I miss mah little man. :( He definately was a cutie!
I have two black labs, too. :) They are VERY affectionate.
NOOOOOOOOOO. GONE? He passed or is he living with a different family? I'm afraid your answer isn't going to be the latter. Damn. :(
TV, you stinker! I was flashing for Prez! hahaha
*shh* ((*))((*))<--I snuck on my pasties. Neener! *tickles you!*
Anderson does have freakishly blue eyes. My eyes are very blue but I think his are 'enhanced' because that much blue just ain't natural.
*not to mention time warner. xxoo
Evenin' Mr. Prez.
I still think Dina looks like a young Lindsay Lohan.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!
OMG! Speaking of Chelsea, did anyone see this? You HAVE to watch it, it's awesome. LOLOLOLOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dUxG-csqSI
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
seriously? do any body discuss the topic? geeez. anyhow, the white opra didn't say anymore because she would be taking on the vaderbilts...in name mostly, but nonethless an incredible challenge for the white-hot pile climbing trough of trash that she is. that sure would stink.
-dick
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 8:41pm.
ITA. Coop aimed his comments at Dina, not Ali. Dina has made Ali into a prostiteen. Dina made Lindsay the person she is today ... plain and simple.
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Hello TV and Dot, & everyone.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 11:35pm.
Dina needs to have a fucking exorcism. She really belongs in jail for what she does to those daughters of hers.
PSL, AMEN. -And, SERIOUSLY. What the fuck is wrong with people selling the soul's of their children? Is it worth it in the end? Is pimping a child who looks up to you and can only depend on YOU to do right by them just about the sleaziest rung on the latter of of life?
Sorry if that came off preachy but this kiddie pandering shit pisses me off. Shirley Temple was a rare exception but I bet you the majority of child star pimping parents are pure, selfish SCUM.
Submitted by Tubereuse on August 5, 2008 - 10:35pm.
"Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60... I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, I don't know."
Okay, AC, invite Ali Lohan on CNN's 360 and ask her what she wants to be! Tell her to her face she looks 60....Of course you won't. It takes a real coward to verbally beat up on a kid on national TV.
Why in crazy hell would Anderson invite Ali to 360? This is not Larry King for christ sake!!
And he is right. I think he meant that the whorey mom makes the girl feel like she needs to look that old. She doesn't need to be wearing make-up and a push up bra. That mother is insane.
P.S. Chelsea Handler would SO invite her to her show and tell her she looked like an old lady. lol
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 6, 2008 - 12:03am.
James H. how rude of Brad!!
You know the Jonas Bros. were there.
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Ah! James Haven is no longer a fan of those three. James Haven was supposed to be a backup dancer in their new video. Supposed to be some kind of baseball action in the back. Anyhoo, Joe Jonas was jealous of James Haven, because quite frankly, James Haven's has higher cheekbones.
Joe started kicking up fur telling the director to get "the old guy with the bug eyes off the set"
Bug eyes?! Why that little twerp has no respect for someone who has been in the business as long as James Haven.
Why, James Haven has been a backup dancer for LL Cool J, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dog, Justin Timberlake, Madonna and JLo to name a few! and if it weren't for James Haven having to leave Britney's tour to make a motivational speech at the Senior Citizen's Actor's Center (Ed Asner, really enjoyed the speech), she would have never met Kevin who took James Haven's place!
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Hi, .
Holding out for a longer flash.
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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!