Tuesday, August 5th 2008

Hates It


Wonky McValtrex has responded to John McCain for featuring her skanky ass in one of his ads. The video response from Funny or Die would be hilarious if it was anybody but Wonky!

The writing is funny, the useless skank delivering those lines is not. It was hard to pay attention to what she was saying because I kept thinking, "Damn, bitch! Your eye is so fucking wonky! Get that shit checked." And then I thought about how much I want to push her ass into that pool. Grrr. She makes me want to spit in the eye of a baby bird and then hug it until it bites me. She makes me so mad.

Posted by: Michael K


Genevieve's picture

I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER!!!!!!
DIE PARIS DIE!!!!!
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Eddie's picture

Go on vacation somewhere you twat

Ha we have something in common we both hate this useless std infested skank.

TEE's picture

I'm with you on this one MK, I hate that she tries to be likeable and funny! -frown-

angel_i's picture

LINE!

She really is so wonky, dude.

OFFT: Re: Old...my kid went off to Medieval Times for her bff's Birfday and she asked me if I had any clothes from when I was a kid so she could look authentic. Da NOIVE!

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Salem13's picture

Damn, bitch! Your eye is so fucking wonky.
HAHAHA She coulb barely keep it open. And who the fuck is keeping her relevant? can we track these people down and make sure they don't breed.

TexnDoc's picture

I choose "Die". I'm not even watching it. Tried to sit through a Perez Hilton one once and douche couldn't even get through the skit without a "this is so funny!" look on his fat face.

Albatross's picture

GAH - she is such a moron. How old is she? Her voice sounds like she's nine.

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saram23's picture

I want to beat her head in with her dismembered leg