Tuesday, August 5th 2008
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Wonky McValtrex has responded to John McCain for featuring her skanky ass in one of his ads. The video response from Funny or Die would be hilarious if it was anybody but Wonky!
The writing is funny, the useless skank delivering those lines is not. It was hard to pay attention to what she was saying because I kept thinking, "Damn, bitch! Your eye is so fucking wonky! Get that shit checked." And then I thought about how much I want to push her ass into that pool. Grrr. She makes me want to spit in the eye of a baby bird and then hug it until it bites me. She makes me so mad.
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Not only am I NOT going to watch it, I'm NOT reporting any of the dating site spam that shows up here.
I hope the page gets flooded with spam.
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this is another one of those times I can't push play.
I'm just impressed she can read that well.
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Well... I hate her a tiny bit less now.
Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 7:10pm
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Nah, she just signs off on that shit, and shows up for the pics, company that approaches her about licensing her name on their merchandise handles the marketing to the masses. So true, regarding the masses. I'd rather remain an elitist than have a damned thing with her name on it, and if that's what makes you feel rich, I'd rather feel poor.
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Submitted by Flatsy on August 5, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Why does her who-ha glow at the 41 second mark?
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It's her crabs. They're having a barbeque.
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Considering McCain pimped her out I think she responded with a lot of intellectual thought. (Easy now, she really is making fun of her image and the fact that the old geezer dis'd her). It's OK for Dlisted Sluts to rag on her...there are SO many reasons.....but the Old Fuck overstepped his bounds. What's John McCain every done for Dlisted, except call his wife a cunt????
I think this was a valid effort on her part. Paris for President!!! "WHY NOT"
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 5, 2008 - 7:17pm.
omg, she's so gross and orange.
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Hahahahahaha. Quick! Take the teleprompter away and see what she stammers!
"Let's get both candidates..... hot? Boob job? Spray on tan! HOOOOT!"
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Submitted by Flatsy on August 5, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Why does her who-ha glow at the 41 second mark?
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Nice catch. They're totally flashing light on it, subliminal fuckers.
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How does she even know how to PRONOUNCE those big words?
For a second I realized there that if she wasn't such a crab infested labia and actually knew her shit and didn't run around saying 'That's hot' all the time, she might be tolerable.
MIGHT. Didn't say WOULD.
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on August 5, 2008 - 4:18pm.
She needs to be bitchslapped.
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She was bitch-slapped by her mom's ob-gyn on the day she was spawned. That's how she got her wonky eye!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Why does her who-ha glow at the 41 second mark?
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She's flat and that's that!
ugh I lost interest halfway through...
She needs to be bitchslapped.
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
*re-reads thread for the Parisloonie...sigh of relief*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 7:03pm.
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Perfume, clothing, canned wine, television, film, music. She's smart enough to market to the *ahem* how shall I say this? Well, I guess I said it: the masses. They LUVS her cheesy shit. They also spend the most money on that crap, mostly because they tend to have the least. They get something cheap-assed with Paris printed on it and they feel RICH! I mean did you see those funky-assed sequin dresses? WTF? Who wears that? We know who.
I guess that's why JJers call us elitest.
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
If for no other reason, I like it because it reiterates how incredibly stupid the McCain ad was.
omg, she's so gross and orange.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by LASHONCARTER on August 5, 2008 - 7:11pm.
HER COCKEYE WAS LOOKING AT THE CARDS
DUMB WHORE
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LMAO@COCKEYE
I haven't heard that in years, but that's her, "cock"eye!
HER COCKEYE WAS LOOKING AT THE CARDS
DUMB WHORE
BUT HER SHOES WERE CUTE
THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
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Her head looks too small for her body.
Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Oh fuck me blind, you just came up with a rational explaination for Paris being such a vapid whore! ROFL
(not sure knowing to show up and get your pic taken for money qualifies as business sense, yeah, yeah, her dogpiss perfume, surprised PP doesn't have one)
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I like it Mikey. Thought it was kinda clever. Thought Wonky McValtrex was Shia LeB?
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im not going to waste 3 precious minutes of my life watching at this herpes infested cunt
she comes from my favorite Croation town, Bihacs.
DAMN! I thought my wonk was bad.
I can't believe you sluts watch the whole vid. I turned it off when she said she was "hot." lol. Whoever told her that lie needs to be taken out back and shot.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 5, 2008 - 6:57pm.
when did the joke become the comedienne? can't take it, game over... *puts shotgun in mouth*... BANG!
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I say this over and over again...but it's hard to acknowledge a bitch so hateful. Harvard really din't give her an award for nothing. What she lacks in style, grace, the three Rs, and common sense with regard to lifestyle choices she makes up for with what her pappy gave her. And also, Zsa Zsa. She is pretty much the perfect combination of the two of them.
Zsa Zsa knew long ago that powerful men are controlled by sex. Unfortunately for her, I think the feminist movement makes Paris' experience a little bit different. But she CAN still sway the masses. And what does still (often) work with powerful men is if girlie's act dumb. ESPECIALLY with the feminist movement....Then you have Daddy Hilton whose ALL business. She grew up in that. What's the best way to win Daddy's love? Show him you learned how to play his game.
She's pretty much spent her life perfecting these two qualities at the expense of everything else.
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
I love the blowjob olympic video is stupid but I love the sound of blowjob olympics
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
wow, THAT was all kinds of annoying.
and oh my god....The Wonk!!
Ahhaha letinstar!!! The old "Mr. Ed" treatment.
how old is she? 27 years old? still with bunches? mind u we are talkin about the girl who believed in Santa till age 17.
and she's obvy not preggy, so that was a fake bump she had strapped on the other day.
Well the White House has enough closet for her to leave all 782 of dogs in TO DIE! CUNT
Michael K, don't tell me if I want to check any on any of your updates later, this will on top before the scroll down. Never thought I'd ask this, but could you do a Brangelina post? No matter how trivial the news. (I understand there's been a birth.)
I'm sure the Obama camp is THRILLED that this herpes infested skank is speaking up against McCain.
ps: Fuck yeah, Jim. Preach on, preacher.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
when did the joke become the comedienne? can't take it, game over... *puts shotgun in mouth*... BANG!
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"Clap for the Wolfman.
He gonna rate your record high.
Clap for the Wolfman.
You gonna dig him til the day you die."
the hell with her wonky eye, she needs to get about 4 inches shaved off those size 20 clod hoppers
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.''
Little sissy Nicky totally dubbed the energy crisis solution in the middle. There is no way she could have memorized that/read that off a teleprompter. No effin way!!!
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
paint it pink? I can't get past the dog neglect.
I dint get the joke and I though if you wanted to make something look smaller you should wear black and not gold shoes
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by Albatross on August 5, 2008 - 6:41pm
She does that fake as hell baby-talk voice as a front. Her real voice is a low monotone.
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she can't read...they just put some spooge on her tongue to make her lips move...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
This is another of MK's "don't click" jokes. If you do click, you will be totally disgusted. If you don't click, you die of curiosity.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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NOT FUNNY AND SAD THIS CUNT CAN BARELY READ THE FUCKING CUE CARDS....WHEN THE FUCK WILL SOMEONE PUT A BULLET IN HER HEAD THE NEXT TIME SHE SAYS "THAT'S HOT"...SLUT THAT IS SO FUCKING LAME!!
Look at the size of her feet! They look like they could pass for canoes!
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by madam s. on August 5, 2008 - 6:48pm.
I think Despicable, Vile, Slovenly Cuntrag is a very unbecoming and unladylike think to say, but I'm going to apply it here.
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Hey! Are YOU Canadian? LOL!
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
Well, she is an expert on drilling.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I think Despicable, Vile, Slovenly Cuntrag is a very unbecoming and unladylike think to say, but I'm going to apply it here.
Pitiful.