Tuesday, August 5th 2008
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Wonky McValtrex has responded to John McCain for featuring her skanky ass in one of his ads. The video response from Funny or Die would be hilarious if it was anybody but Wonky!
The writing is funny, the useless skank delivering those lines is not. It was hard to pay attention to what she was saying because I kept thinking, "Damn, bitch! Your eye is so fucking wonky! Get that shit checked." And then I thought about how much I want to push her ass into that pool. Grrr. She makes me want to spit in the eye of a baby bird and then hug it until it bites me. She makes me so mad.
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"to poke baby birds in the eyes and squeeze them until they die"....I swear I had no idea I had it in me!
Your face!
Yeah I noticed her teeth were pretty yellow. Nothing like cigarettes to keep a girl's weight down, BITCHES! I actually thought it was pretty funny, but I also share MK's desire to push her into the fuckin' pool and to poke baby birds in the eyes and squeeze them until they die. Dumbslut makes me SO mad!
Your face!
If I had any inclination for vote for McCain, which I don't because of his hypocrital stance on torturing the Gitmo prisoners, I definitely wouldn't vote for him now because he created an opportunity for Wonky to pollute the airways with her drivel.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I hate Hilton as much as the next guy, but she got me to giggle when she said "see you at the debate Bitches" haha
I love how one is MCcain, and the other is Barack, and not Obama. Yeah, she sucks though, because her delivery of the "big words" was lacking, but it was still amusing.
Wouldda been AMAZING with nicole richie tho. I'm pretty sure she actually knows what most of those words mean.
She's not young! What's she doing piling on the Oldie McOldersons when she's pruning herself? Long in the tooth with tobaccy stains!
Submitted by Mr. President on August 5, 2008 - 7:25pm.
Heh-- energy policy!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by Newportjoey on August 5, 2008 - 8:45pm
Wait, wait...you forgot to be crying when you say "it's not fair," and you didn't put Mom in front of it, ROFL
Please, the fact that he dumped on Paris was the only decent thing about that ad.
What's worse than an old fucker trying to grab some attention by using a true famewhore in an ad? When said famewhore uses the old fucker to grab some attention for herself. Kind of proving him right. Which is another reason to hate her ass.
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Why, for the love of all that is herpes-free, would you wear bright gold pumps when your feet are like a size 14 or some shit? Why?! I thought everyone's grandma had taught them that you try to cover up or minimize your unflattering features. Oh wait, Kathy's mom was too busy teaching Paris how to give backseat blowjobs.
And Mel-Tang, I remember that sickening racist rant. I always wondered why it didn't get more attention from the mainstream media. Payoffs/hush money, perhaps??
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
"Grrr. She makes me want to spit in the eye of a baby bird and then hug it until it bites me. She makes me so mad."
Me too, totally! Michael K, you are one funny bitch!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 8:58pm.
She is beyond sickening.
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She's flat and that's that!
Hold the phone, you think because she said it, she wrote it? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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NO, I don't think she can even write with a crayola. I think her Mom arrainged the rebuttel. She might be a herpes infected slut, but McCain is dumping on her Valtrex chooch...It ain't fair.........
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Mel-Tang:
She's a cunt.
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Yup.
Heffa, sit down.
AS IF Parasite gives a rat's ass about "sensible energy policy".... dumb ass drives gas-guzzlers and cares only about herself and her own.
John McSame sucks - and so do you, Paris. STFU!
Submitted by Mr. President on August 5, 2008 - 8:25pm.
LOL! That was brilliant. When you resign from your Dungeons and Dragons responsibilities, please let me know and I'll write you in! Hawt.Bitch.
Does no one remember this skank bitch using every derogatory remark in the book while she was 'trying' to dance at a party a few yrs. back?
http://www.truveo.com/Paris-Hilton-Uses-The-%C2%B4N%C2%B4-Word/id/181871...
She's a cunt.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Obviously scripted. We all know her real personal energy policy involves Red Bull and cocaine. She probably thinks offshore drilling means fucking five dudes on a yacht.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Momus and GIG: I thought so too, of course. I just didn't want to hear from her folks in legal or the poh-lice if it turns out someone else acted on such thoughts.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
I don't think I have ever heard her speak before.
I can't wait for Shitney's commercial. Maybe she will bring back the pink wig and the umbrella!
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-I heard we are going to Giant Ape Island to capture a giant ape.
-I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
-What do they got there?
-Apes. But they're not as big.
Submitted by boomsy on August 5, 2008 - 7:29pm.
I'm with boomsy, It is called "Funny or Die." It's clearly not Funny, so she should Die, right?
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"You guys are in America now, there's a lot of prejudism here."
- Dave, FOTC
Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 7:26pm
ROFL Which is why I said, not sure that really counts as good business sense. Good business sense implies she actually knows something about it.
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Not a Paris fan at all (and I have to watch her twitch her way thru the "stars are blind" video every day at my homo Golds Gym in SF) but kudos where kudos are due - nicely done, Paris.
what a dumb vagina.
hearing her talk makes my brain melt.
that bitch thinks she is soo cute for acting like a stupid twat. she makes women look bad and when is her 15 minutes up?!
I hate that I agree, but it's only because Obama shouldn't have been compared to that scumbag dumb bitch. McCain is tactless.
"Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 3:47pm.
I wish someone would strip her of all of her credit cards, phone, etc. and drop her off in the middle of Compton.
Now THAT would be HAWT."
Best Post of the Day.
Thank you, McAncient, for giving this crabfest free publicity!
One more reason not to vote for you.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I laughed.... is that wrong? lol
I wish someone would strip her of all of her credit cards, phone, etc. and drop her off in the middle of Compton.
Now THAT would be HAWT.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Thanks, angel_i. I'm dropping trou and taking a bow!
GIG wins that round with the most blood and gore!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
If they just drilled Paris' herp infested vajj, they would find all the crude oil they ever wanted.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
I'm surprised her SMEGGGGMMAAA isn't showing.
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Want to team up for the apocalypse?
Submitted by Sheeps on August 5, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Only if she's strapped in the chair with chains.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 5, 2008 - 6:33pm.
That lounge chair would look better with some fifty-pound weights attached to it, at the bottom of the pool.
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As long as Wonky is strapped to the lounge chair with barbed wire.
I am normally pretty easy going. But for this whore, I would happily make an exception and kick her in the snatch.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
She needs large hands so she can carry the ginormous shoes she wears...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by Flatsy on August 5, 2008 - 7:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 7:54pm.
Like she needs to draw anymore attention down there!
Maybe it's Benji doing morse code and he wants to get out.
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LOL! Maybe so.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 7:26pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 7:10pm
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Nah, she just signs off on that shit, and shows up for the pics, company that approaches her about licensing her name on their merchandise handles the marketing to the masses.
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O, I'm not suggesting she makes it. She chooses what to put her name on. I'm sure she gets a hundred offers a day.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Fucking great!!
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
Submitted by yolie on August 5, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Can someone please assasinate her? There has to be some psycho stalker out there who wants to do it!
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Yeah! There are a lot of rich people that hate her ass, why can't someone just put a hit out one her?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by ViVee on August 5, 2008 - 7:36pm.
Yep. Man hands and herpes! Any takers?
I noticed alot comments mentioned Paris' wonky eye or her big feet, but none mentioned that she has very big hands esp. for someone who was supposed to be born a female.
Can someone please assasinate her? There has to be some psycho stalker out there who wants to do it!
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by boomsy on August 5, 2008 - 7:29pm.
Good point. Who would like to do the honor??
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
That lounge chair would look better with some fifty-pound weights attached to it, at the bottom of the pool.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 7:54pm.
Like she needs to draw anymore attention down there!
Maybe it's Benji doing morse code and he wants to get out.
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She's flat and that's that!
I HATE to admit it but that was funny!
Well, wait a minute guys, there might be light at the end of the tunnel; the site IS Funny or Die. Since that sucked, do we get to kill her?
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by Newportjoey on August 5, 2008 - 7:25pm.
Hold the phone, you think because she said it, she wrote it? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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