Tuesday, August 5th 2008
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Wonky McValtrex has responded to John McCain for featuring her skanky ass in one of his ads. The video response from Funny or Die would be hilarious if it was anybody but Wonky!
The writing is funny, the useless skank delivering those lines is not. It was hard to pay attention to what she was saying because I kept thinking, "Damn, bitch! Your eye is so fucking wonky! Get that shit checked." And then I thought about how much I want to push her ass into that pool. Grrr. She makes me want to spit in the eye of a baby bird and then hug it until it bites me. She makes me so mad.
Sensimina-
Oh please, Obama smoked it once and he's a "smoker"? He wasn't an addict like McCain's wife. Fine, he may not be the messiah, as nobody is, but you call Obama a drug user? By the way, just because Obama is liked, doesn't mean he's arrogant. You can tell throughout this campaign who has emotional issues perhaps stemming from not being the most popular kid in school. You may not be dazzled by Obama, but please use some sane logic. He never "lifted" a speech. Do your research. Thank you for staying away from the voting booth because you haven't done your homework. I salute you.
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
Oops, I think she was slipping into her "real voice" for a minute when she started to describe the energy solutions. Good thing she caught herself.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 6, 2008 - 3:27pm.
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I have fantisized about this. She dies some horrific death, a first Dlisters convention is called for a weekend of epic partying. Then, an annual Dlisted convention is held on the anniversary of her death. Inner peace at last.
Submitted by Dr. Dick on August 6, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Do stop giving this useless whore anymore attention, unless, of course, your are reporting her death. Then, blog away.
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They day I see THAT post, I'm buying bottles of Kristal and bags of kind bud and we dlisters are going to boogie down!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Do stop giving this useless whore anymore attention, unless, of course, your are reporting her death. Then, blog away.
Okay that was hilarious.
I don't even like that broad, but that was awesome.
I guess I find it awesome cause I can't stand Obama or McCain, they both suck, they're both liars, and they're both flip flopping jackasses.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 6, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Not to say I support McCain - I won't be voting. I just get sick when I see people who are willing to blindly follow a candidate without doing shit research into them.
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THANK you!...I keep saying that I'm no longer qualified to vote. After tucking my kid in at night, paying the bills, working in my community and cleaning my kitchen, I simply do not have the time to research, fully, the issues. Any decision I make would be a guess, at best.
And involving Paris Hilton in the political process is just about the biggest slap in the face to our dignity yet.
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Submitted by Perezs Fired Stylist on August 6, 2008 - 6:42am.
The "Legally Blonde" routine coming from her is annoying. The only dopes around here would be any middle/working class people voting for Grandpa McSame.
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Really? Not the masses who are buying Barack Obama's messiah act? How about the people who reference meth when speaking about McCain, but completely gloss over the fact that Obama was a crack smoker? Yeah, cause EVERYONE picked up the crack pipe in their younger and wilder days!
Obama is an inexperienced hack that has gotten where he is by repeating used speeches verbatim at times, lying, and a heavy playing of the race card. He IS like Paris, all smoke and mirrors.
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Not to say I support McCain - I won't be voting. I just get sick when I see people who are willing to blindly follow a candidate without doing shit research into them. People need to learn that no politician is going to fucking swoop down from the heavens like Angie's Golden Delicious twatfruit and save us all from ourselves. They're all lying sacks of power hungry shit who will do anything for a vote. Barack Obama included.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
When I saw this as featured on CNN last night, all I heard was "blah, blah, blah" and then I pooped on my t.v. screen because that made it look a lot prettier at the moment.
I wonder how long it took her to learn how to correctly pronounce the words she's reading off the cue cards in that ad.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Well, I guess all of us over the age of 50 should just commit suicide since according to her, we're useless and old. Gotta love that girl Paris but I certainly am NOT one of the people who have given her the power she claims she has. Everyone keep on wasting your money buying those magazines that show her all over them because she's just an attention whore and people just keep feeding her. She's laughing at you all...LOL !
@happyface:
No biggie - I appreciate the nod. I'm usually prepared for backlash if I say anything positive about the wench.
I will say that NO successful business person works all by themselves - it's practically impossible to do all that work or know all that stuff - but she does have her Daddy behind her, that's true too. For the record, I think Kim K. is a better business woman (she's really just a stylist with a couple of stores - there are lots of those not nearly so famous).
And I guess when I say "perfecting", I mean that it's her focus. Everything else she does goes back to that - and her stupid need to be forever the HS prom queen. She's young yet, too.
And I will agree, she had a HUGE head start. I think I get caught, a little, in the fact that - as bad an actress as this girl is - we don't really know WHO she is, it's been all smoke and mirrors from the first time she graced the pages of Victoria's Secret, you know?
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Well you know that wasn't wonky because she's not capable of using words with more than two syllables. Not to mention that the chick in the vid sounded marginally coherent. That's a dead give away.
I do love the fact that this chick shits down the neck of methuselah mcsame. THAT is funny.
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Submitted by happyface on August 6, 2008 - 7:46am.
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hahahahaha - really? Isn't there an expression about Joe Shmo from Kokomo? I think it means someone who is very *average*. Which I am, boringly so. I'd like to say that I added the *e* to Shmo because I'm so adventurous. But it's a typo.
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JOE SCHMOE -
Oh my gawd, I've never heard anyone say Joe Schmoe except people in my family. I thought we made the name up. LOL. Thanks, I was wondering if I'm taking crazy pills with all the "businesswoman" images these ditzy girls try to conjure themselves up to be these days.
Submitted by happyface on August 6, 2008 - 7:17am.
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I just want to say that I agree with you, wholeheartedly about the *businesswoman* thing. Every time I hear this toad (or any of her toady friends) whisper in their baby voices that they're accomplished *businesswomen* I want to grind my teeth down to nubs.
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Cute ad.
OK, she can die now.
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angel-i -
My apologies. I went back and re-read the comment. You were not bemoaning, true. I think my mind did a couple swirls when you intimated that Paris is an especially business savvy woman. Am I right in saying that that is what you intended to say? If so, I heartily disagree. Yeah, she's been relatively successful, but I hardly give her credit for that, and not just because I dislike her. Like I said, she has others working with her and for her who profit from her success and she had resources readily available. $6 million is pretty small when you consider the fact that she got coverage which rivalled an earlier Madonna. Just saying. I look back at my earlier post and feel bad that I was so harsh. But c'mon, it was too tempting. The Harvard Lampoon is a humorous publication and its awards are also given with a note of humor. I wouldn't consider her any more savvy than Kim K. Just because you have money doesn't mean you're an especially adept businesswoman. I'm sure you know this, that moderate success doesn't necassarily equal smarts, but I had to respond.
I'm impressed that she was able to pronounce words with more than one syllable. That must have taken *hours* of intensive coaching.
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To "Myeager,"
The quote was "I just want to run outside, find a turtle, tip it over and watch it shimmy, I'm so mad." --MK, 7/30/08.
I don't know what post it was with, but the quote was so funny, I wrote it down and dated it.
The "Legally Blonde" routine coming from her is annoying. The only dopes around here would be any middle/working class people voting for Grandpa McSame.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on August 5, 2008 - 3:47pm.
I wish someone would strip her of all of her credit cards, phone, etc. and drop her off in the middle of Compton.
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um i think they did that in Simple Life already.
LOVES IT ! sorry its pretty funny and puts Mcain in his place....Paris is just playing a role ...and benefitting from it....she's just a kid...I'd love to see any of ya'll put yourself out there and make cash like her..skank or no skank...
"Damn, bitch! Your eye is so fucking wonky! Get that shit checked."
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Killin' me.
Submitted by happyface on August 6, 2008 - 1:03am.
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Oh please, and I hate how people bemoan the feminist movement as if we should all go back to the good ol' days when stewardesses all had to wear cute little itsy bitsy skirts.
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You know what I hate? When people read posts but then don't really read, you know? I wasn't bemoaning shit.
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
PS. Are you SURE that's how much she made - or how much she claimed?
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@happyface:
Well, you don't gotsta be rude about it.
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angel-i -
You've got to be kidding me. You think she has business savvy? Do you think maybe, just maybe other people want her to succeed for their own gain and may be making her business decisions for her? Maybe she had a disposable income to begin with and access to the media so she could start up her "career"? Duh.
Oh please, and I hate how people bemoan the feminist movement as if we should all go back to the good ol' days when stewardesses all had to wear cute little itsy bitsy skirts.
For so much business savvy, in her height of fame she earned $6 million, which is suprisingly low for how well-known she was.
That's the best acting she's ever done, she almost had me convinced she wasn't reading from a teleprompter.
I found that ad made her a little endearing but then I had a flashback of her not being able to say or read the word "weather" when she was a weather girl.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 5, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by darlingjulie on August 5, 2008 - 6:43pm.
I can't wait until the world is rid of this skank
Submitted by jussayin on August 5, 2008 - 6:44pm.
yes but unfortunately there will always be another skank to take her place...
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ITD. Wonky is the absolute epitome of skank. No one can take her place in skankiness.
...I find Kim Kardashian to actually rank higher on the skanky chart. That's the ultimate skank right there because she's not even an original skank! She just copies and ups the skank factor after Paris does something.
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where's my sauce, bitch?
I'm no obama fan, but to use the fact that this ad gave wonky a reason to get attention again would be a pretty effective platform against McCain. I could just imagine Michelle calling wonky a ho!
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Paris Hilton's body isn't so bad -- perhaps her legs could be longer in relation to her torso, and her feet should be smaller, but overall, she has a slenderness that many women could envy. Her head and face are a different story, however.
It's too bad there's absolutely nothing going on upstairs with this person, and her downstairs is swimming with the residue of innumerable dicks.
She must have lost her wonky eye to a one-eyed snake.
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hahaha. I found this about Paris' 'two voices.'
http://us.video.aol.com/player/launcher?ar=us_en_video_748x541_full&mode...
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omg you are so fucking hilarious! I am totally laughing at this
"She makes me want to spit in the eye of a baby bird and then hug it until it bites me. She makes me so mad."
I am still looking through the archives for one where you said something about tipping a baby turtle on it's back! HAHA
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At least she's keeping her crabs close to the water.
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Yes, she's a whore and symbolic of the uselessness brought about by the culture of inherited wealth in this country, but it is also wildly hypocritical of McBush to villify her on one hand while happily accepting campaign contributions from the very social milieu that created her.
Typical that a member of the Morality Police would not bother to ask questions when it came to the cash rolling in.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 5, 2008 - 8:25pm.
We all know her real personal energy policy involves Red Bull and cocaine. She probably thinks offshore drilling means fucking five dudes on a yacht.
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Love it! I'm voting for you in November! :p
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Unfortunately someone in Mississippi is thinking that Hilton really understands our energy crisis.I know someone working for Paris was thinking this was perfect seeing as though nobody cared about her anymore. I'm hoping this only hurts McCain and doesn't help Paris.
Secondly, as far as McCain being a hero - fine, but I still think he must've eaten some of his friends in order to survive that. The guy has gotta be messed in the head if he survived those conditions.
she was pretty well spoken , I was surprised.
It was kind of funny, but I still hate her fucking guts and want her to die a horrible, painful death.
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Watching all of mccain's campaign screwups is funnier than SNL.
This POS rich girl cried like a baby when she had to go to "jail" for a few days, crying out "Mom...MOM!"
How dare she make fun of an American hero like John McCain who spent YEARS in a POW camp in service to our nation so that she could later have the freedom to flash her nipples wherever she pleases? Dumb bitch!
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Submitted by darlingjulie on August 5, 2008 - 6:43pm.
I can't wait until the world is rid of this skank
Submitted by jussayin on August 5, 2008 - 6:44pm.
yes but unfortunately there will always be another skank to take her place...
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ITD. Wonky is the absolute epitome of skank. No one can take her place in skankiness.
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I usually hate her, but I didn't think it sucked. Maybe I'm coming down with the flu or something.
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yes but unfortunately there will always be another skank to take her place...
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where's my sauce, bitch?
I can't wait until the world is rid of this skank
She probably thinks offshore drilling means fucking five dudes on a yacht.
LMAO!!
remember when she did all that Rock the Vote publicity and then admitted she didn't even vote?
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where's my sauce, bitch?
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