Don't Feed The Gayelles!
Those bitches taking picturs of SamRo and HoHan are so hot. It's like they are the zoo and SamRo and HoHan are a couple of lezzie baboons. They're not even trying to hide the fact that they're taking pictures of them up close. I don't think they've ever seen hipster gayelles up close like that. Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.
These two have taken their lezzie act on the road again. This time they're spreading the gayelle cheer in Miami. And by "cheer" I mean fleas. Lesbian fleas.
Here's more of the hipster gayelles smoking fags in Miami. Speaking of smoking fags. I have a question for all the whores out there. That means it's time for the children and the Christians to leave the room. Okay, whenever a dude smokes a lot, his jizz usually tastes and smells like a fucking ashtray. Is it the same for chicks who smoke? Like does their lady juices taste like ciggie ash? Inquiring whores want to know. I want to know.
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OK, Samro has lost the hat and peroxide. Now get rid of those fucking basketball boots. Go get yourself some DCMA Samro, before it goes out of business.
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MK,
What orifice are your male friends using to inhale these cigarettes? This could be part of the problem. You might want to watch what they get up to when they're "smoking".
I find smoking unattractive all around. And I understand it's awfully hard to quit if you're a long-time smoker, but there's just no justification for STARTING in this day and age.
You know... I have always been a major HoHan fan... she's hot.
And I never could figure out the whole SamRo thing...
but, after these latest pics...
I get it!
Go gayelles...
Signed...
Your resident semi-transexual.
Actually, letinstar, I'd bet money she's got boxers or at least boxer-briefs on...
She really needs to start wearing bras or by the time shes 30 her nipples are going to be scraping the floor. I'm small chested but i go NO WHERE with out my lovely bras paid a lot of money for them so I'm wearing them same goes for underwear.
just a wild guess, but i bet samro has on tighty whities...
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Too bad they didn't run into that shit throwing monkey they're always featuring on those blooper reels.
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Dear Lesbians (young and trying, old and chillaxin') as much as I love your gay asses, please kick the stylin' up a notch. C'mon. Give me some lesbionic happy times in dream days when rain comes. I want sunshine pussy and sun-rays on pretty, properly trimmed pubes.
Sheesh. Am I a picky bitch or what? Eh. A hetero can dream. Shhhhh.
And she wonders why Police Chiefs are outting her...
Pfft she probaly doesn't even know what a REAL Iron Maiden is let alone name ONE song from the band that's Not a popular one.
Whoa - when did she dump Samantha for Lori Petty?!?!
And shouldn't she be wearing Foreigner t-shirt instead?
That "Iron Maiden" tee probably reminds her of SamRo and she thinks it's cool and edgy (like she's some toughshit iron maiden) and cause Sam's punani tastes like a metal ashtray. She probably has no idea it's a band and an archaic name for a chastity belt...which she could use.
Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 6:15pm.
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So sorry. *blushes* I got carried away and, um, a little excited.
Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 11:14pm.
Yeah. X-mas was on Sunday when the twins were unveiled. It's not like those other holidays. It's special:)
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Oohhh *light dawns*, I was forgetting about the Holy Twins!
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How very metro of SamRo to eschew femininity and yet she has some long ass nails for a dude (or dude-like chick). Just one more thing to shake my head at.
those two women have the UGLIEST legs!! one looks like fishsticks and the other has camel knees...
"Okay, whenever a dude smokes a lot, his jizz usually tastes and smells like a fucking ashtray."
- Um I have not experienced nicotine peen.
I have had some smoking peen in my day but that's not really what were talking about.
Don't eat the Yellow Jizz MK.
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Holy crap, that's the hottest and happiest I've seen Thing One. But Thing Two is sure looking as if she'd taste like a busted ashcan.
Okaaaaaaaaayyyy, Euphoria. THAT wasn't TMI! LOL!
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Ok I understand that they are excited to see a celebrity and all but its beyond rude to get that close to anyone and start snapping a picture. Gees. Have some respect people.!
Who cares about these two, I just want Lindsay's bag.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Ugh, I hate these two separately and TEN FOLD together. They are exponentially stupid and fug as a couple. SamRo is just a ghoul and Hohan is an oxygen theif, among everything else she's ripped off with her sticky fingers.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 5, 2008 - 6:11pm.
angel, you are aware that your siggy says happy X-mas, even though it's August, right?
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Yeah. X-mas was on Sunday when the twins were unveiled. It's not like those other holidays. It's special:)
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 5, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Baboons? When will they drop trou and show off their red butts?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I don't want to see their red butts! It's probably scabies or some other vile STD living on their baboon asses and I don't need to see that!
What the hell is Lindsey doing in an Iron Maiden t-shirt!? LOL
I find it very unlikely she has a clue what band that is. Although... come to think of it, she might have heard Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter at her mother´s house...
Samro is totally looking boys don't cry lately. Hot!
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Yes MK it does.
Thank you for reminding me why I quit all those years ago...I freaked out when a non-smoking guy I dated told me that yes, eating out a smoker tasted like ashtray (or asstray).
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
I hate to see young(er) girls smoke. I could give a shit about their lungs, but smoking ages them horribly.
Lindsay is cheating on her blow-job legging line by shopping at American Apparel.
angel, you are aware that your siggy says happy X-mas, even though it's August, right?
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MK, to answer your question from my perspective, my s/o used to smoke and his jizz tasted wonderful. He quit smoking and it still tastes wonderful. And I've sampled gallons of his jizz, so I should know. But I've never sampled lady love juices, well, except for kissing him after well, I'll shut up now.
just when i thought i was sick of seeing pictures of samantha ronson with that retarded white hat on - i finally see one of her without it - and i wish she'd put that motherfucker back on her head PRONTO.
1. SamRo without a hat!!!!!!
2. Fish isn't fattening.
3. Isn't their fame clock running on fumes by now?
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If I go by close-ups, SamRo is way better looking.
Even with a fag hanging out of her mouth.
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
Ew. I don't need to know that! lol
Linds looks really dykey in thumbnail 4. She has definately gone gayelle. She has no bra on. lol
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They really look like shit served on a hot plate.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Worse pics of the Ronson I've yet seen! Egads!
Baboons? When will they drop trou and show off their red butts?
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Like Lindsay knows who Iron Maiden are. *rolls eyes*
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Sweet Jeeebus, SamRo looks like an unattractive pubescent boy. Somebody zoom in and check for peach fuzz on the upper lip.
Nothing says "tasteful" like big-ass diamond earrings and greasy hair.
"These two have taken their lezzie act on the road again. "
"Nuff said. It's like her new job now. Hang out, lezzie-style with SamRo.
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Happy X-mas, One and All!