Don't Feed The Gayelles!
Those bitches taking picturs of SamRo and HoHan are so hot. It's like they are the zoo and SamRo and HoHan are a couple of lezzie baboons. They're not even trying to hide the fact that they're taking pictures of them up close. I don't think they've ever seen hipster gayelles up close like that. Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.
These two have taken their lezzie act on the road again. This time they're spreading the gayelle cheer in Miami. And by "cheer" I mean fleas. Lesbian fleas.
Here's more of the hipster gayelles smoking fags in Miami. Speaking of smoking fags. I have a question for all the whores out there. That means it's time for the children and the Christians to leave the room. Okay, whenever a dude smokes a lot, his jizz usually tastes and smells like a fucking ashtray. Is it the same for chicks who smoke? Like does their lady juices taste like ciggie ash? Inquiring whores want to know. I want to know.
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Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 5, 2008 - 8:11pm.
Seriously. The chile (Sam) needs some meat on her bones. She looks like she's walking on friggin' toothpicks. Time to stop sticking a cig in your mouth and eat something...ANYTHING.
Hey, sayo *ppsssssssst* looky at the guy in my avatar...wtf is he wearing on his genital region? Can you figure it out? To me it looks like a crotch yamika. This damned animation has always mystified me! Don't laugh...my obsessions are no worse than some of ya'll's so don't be houndin' the "." lol!
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I am guessing that it's not a thong because I can't see the string around his waist. I have to take a good look, but I don't want, too. Darn you .
Sam is a man!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
They look like trash. So glad I stopped smoking. SamRo def is the hotter of the two these days -- LezLo is in desperate need of a bra and shampoo. They both could use a few helpings of the ghetto arroz con pollo I made for dinner.
Hey Ronson, Anne Heche has two words for you: tick, tock...
(til she's back to the cock...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sayonara on August 5, 2008 - 8:11pm.
Seriously. The chile (Sam) needs some meat on her bones. She looks like she's walking on friggin' toothpicks. Time to stop sticking a cig in your mouth and eat something...ANYTHING.
Hey, sayo *ppsssssssst* looky at the guy in my avatar...wtf is he wearing on his genital region? Can you figure it out? To me it looks like a crotch yamika. This damned animation has always mystified me! Don't laugh...my obsessions are no worse than some of ya'll's so don't be houndin' the "." lol!
Eh. I'm supposed to be cooking dinner now. -Gotta go do some slicin' and dicin' and spicin'...later!
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 5, 2008 - 7:56pm.
You know good and darn well that I was referring to the other workout avie. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Sayo, I know. I know...I'm a badddddd baddddddd bunny but you know I love funnin' with you! *wiggles bunny tail and giggles* Would you have me any other way? *wink*
SamRo could gain a few pounds...does she even EAT?
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I know! LOL
Nope, Sam don't eat.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Sayonara on August 5, 2008 - 7:56pm.
You know good and darn well that I was referring to the other workout avie. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Sayo, I know. I know...I'm a badddddd baddddddd bunny but you know I love funnin' with you! *wiggles bunny tail and giggles* Would you have me any other way? *wink*
SamRo could gain a few pounds...does she even EAT?
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 5, 2008 - 7:53pm.
:) COOL! Hey, I'm glad to find a kindred soul out there in this sometimes mean, unyielding, cruel, sadistic world. I don't mind being a girl er excuse me, WOMAN but often I find myself enslaved to the feminine regime of constantly trying to be pretty and perfect and nice and it's boring as HELL. I'd love to know how the other half lives. Really!
I'll tell you one thing for sure though...I NEVER want to be famous. No thanks. What a hellish thing to bring any child up in...talk about fame whoring. I can't help but feel a little pity for Lindsay...she didn't ask for this life she's living...her parents did that shit to her. I don't think it should even be legal to turn your child into a model/actress or anything like that before age 18.
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Sayonara, wherever you are...I'd just like to say for the record...my new avatar is all your fault. rotfl
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You know good and darn well that I was referring to the other workout avie. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 6:41pm.
I can't eat pussy. I tried once and about puked. I honestly think I'm a gay man and I'm trapped in these tits and vagina. -On the flipside I like being pretty and wearing dresses. I'm more fucked up than I thought! Ha!
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Wow. You're just like me.
Except I don't have the tits of the vagina.
Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 7:12pm.
@Aunt Bea: She's a mom so she had to throw in the too short thing but bless her heart for doing what a mother should do.
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You're right
I thought that was Maxxie from Skins in the main picture! No wonder she always wears those hats.
"Okay, whenever a dude smokes a lot, his jizz usually tastes and smells like a fucking ashtray. Is it the same for chicks who smoke? Like does their lady juices taste like ciggie ash? Inquiring whores want to know. I want to know."
I don't know, but if your question is true, LiLo's tastes like Red Bull, Vodka, and pot. Red Bull is nasty.
I'm glad I'm not the only one getting pissed at these two wearing vintage rock T-shirts.
My senior year in high school, I went to a Pink Floyd concert and bought a T-shirt with the "Dark Side of the Moon" artwork on it. It was my pride and joy, because it was the first concert I'd been to. My little brother, who was 12, asked me if he could borrow my T-shirt and wear it to school. "You don't even like Pink Floyd," says I, because he was in a "white boy listens to rap" phase at the time. "No, but it looks cool," he replied. "POSER!" I proclaimed and wouldn't let him wear it.
Oddness: the Pink Floyd "Momentary Lapse of Reason" shirt Sam was wearing in a recent picture I recognize as a bootleg shirt being sold on that tour.
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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!
Submitted by yolie on August 5, 2008 - 7:30pm.
Ronson is so damn ugly and Hohan probably doesn't even know who Iron Maiden is
Yolie were you a head banger too? lol
Yeah, I agree. Hohan might as well be wearing a t-shirt that says, "My mom gave Axle Rose a BJ and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
Ronson is so damn ugly and Hohan probably doesn't even know who Iron Maiden is.
Sayonara, wherever you are...I'd just like to say for the record...my new avatar is all your fault. rotfl
Hey, I taste like lighter fluid ya'll! Watch them flames!
-And I'm gonna fuckin' unload on these spammers. My trigger finger is itchin' to bust a cap.
Submitted by abbotk on August 5, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Hey, you dumbassed spammer, there's no guy here.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Ew. They both look like they have dirty vaginas anyway. Smoking probably makes it taste tolerable.
@VLL: Ha! Looks like it.
@Aunt Bea: She's a mom so she had to throw in the too short thing but bless her heart for doing what a mother should do.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
nah, i smoke a lot and from what i hear, i taste great...so not like ashes lol
"you'll find the back of my hand very displeasing"
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
Leo would have to shout, "I'm the king of the world" while I grab on to his peen and whisper, "I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." - MK
These two are so FUG and boring. 18 years ago I was AT Iron Maiden concerts (I still go to see them) and I hate when these Hollywood twats wear rock shirts from bands they probably never saw live and can't even tell you the name of their lead singer or a song.
Sam has a cock!!!
Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 6:56pm.
Well, you heard Anderson, right? Her mother's all: C'mon! Lets get you out there! Let's go!
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Guess so. When I was about 19 and told my mother a guy I met said I should be a model, she replied: "You're too short and men always say that to get in a girl's pants". Thanks Mom.
In the last thumb is SamRo about to backhand a bitch???
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
Leo would have to shout, "I'm the king of the world" while I grab on to his peen and whisper, "I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." - MK
Submitted by madam ex on August 5, 2008 - 6:41pm.
My cunt juice tastes like a strawberry spritzer even my squirt tastes like a strawberry cooler.
Yummmmmmmoooooo
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When does it hit the market? And will it cum in six-packs?
MK the answere is no. i have had a couple of girlfriends who smoked. none of them tasted like a ciggie.
get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~
SamRo looks like the trendy high school guy who says he wants to study film. There is absolutely nothing attractive about SamRo. Lohan is only with her because she pays attention. Who wouldn't? Tell a rich girl with major problems she's special and you get money, security, and sex with a hot celebrity in return. Classic case of a gold digger.
Submitted by BobsBB on August 5, 2008 - 6:30pm.
Actually, letinstar, I'd bet money she's got boxers or at least boxer-briefs on...
yeah, maybe boxer briefs...i see the lines around her non existent thighs...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 5, 2008 - 6:54pm.
Why is this bitch famous? She can't act, sing, she's not pretty and has a nasaly voice. WTF?
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Well, you heard Anderson, right? Her mother's all: C'mon! Lets get you out there! Let's go!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Since Hohan has been licking fish taco lately, it's inspired her to go on a high protein diet, here's what it consists of:
Polish Sausage
Kielbasa
Bratwurst
Salami Dry
Sweet or Hot Italian sausage
Cervelat or Summer Sausage
Andouille
Boudin Blanc sausage
Braunschweiger
Boudin Noir
Knackwurst
Linguica Cured Sausage
Pepperoni
Chorizo
Mortadella
Hot Dogs
Bockwurst Fresh Veal
Bologna
What? Sometimes a sausage is just a sausage...Freud said so...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by stake_spike on August 5, 2008 - 6:50pm.
yep...the pair that cup her nuts ever so gently but firmly at the same time...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Why is this bitch famous? She can't act, sing, she's not pretty and has a nasaly voice. WTF?
Submitted by Sayonara on August 5, 2008 - 6:51pm.
What have you done?! Bring back the workout star avie. Now!!!
HUH? You don't like my creepy little nodding blue dude? LOL!
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 6:44pm.
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What have you done?! Bring back the workout star avie. Now!!!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
letinstar - I'm guessing she buys those "boxsies" from VS.
SamRo is cute, I'd hit it.
On the topic of smoking, my ex-girlfriend smoked & didn't taste like an ashtray down there. But I did have an ex-boyfriend that drank a lot & he tasted nasty all over.
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@DAE:
I never wondered who that quote was by but now I"m kinda extra glad I know:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Salem13 - I know what you mean. I have well what I consider small breasts (a B) and I never go anywhere without a bra, hell I even sleep while wearing one. I have major fears about one day having National Geographic boobs, ugh. What's sad is most of these Hollywood twats are barely 30 and they have NG boobs. Lindsey's 4 months younger than me and her boobs are already saggy. Gross.
On a side note I had a boyfriend who smoked when we first started dating and didn't taste bad, but after a few years he started doing smack and tasted like clorox and asparagus. It was sick. I didn't know at the time, so I just thought something was wrong with him but then after he stopped, I found out that's what made him taste so funky. Didn't taste bad when he was smoking, just when he was doing heroin.
Yeah it´s true. Girls who smoke also taste like ashtrayes....
Submitted by madam ex on August 5, 2008 - 6:41pm.
My cunt juice tastes like a strawberry spritzer even my squirt tastes like a strawberry cooler.
Yummmmmmmoooooo
What? No whipped cream? My cunt juice tastes like habanero chili peppers! You do realize I'm a lethal weapon right?
Sam looks a bit like Vanilla Ice in the main picture.
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My cunt juice tastes like a strawberry spritzer even my squirt tastes like a strawberry cooler.
Yummmmmmmoooooo
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I can't eat pussy. I tried once and about puked. I honestly think I'm a gay man and I'm trapped in these tits and vagina. -On the flipside I like being pretty and wearing dresses. I'm more fucked up than I thought! Ha!
I don't buy for one hot minute that Hohan is lesbionic...uh uh. no way. She's biding her time for now while her herpes is in remission.
To review, the Ronson is what I term a "Peter Pan" lesbian. She does have a "meaner" look than most Peter Pans, however.
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
My main complaint with Samro is the big freaking puffy sneakers with the tongues hanging out. They're so... Justin Timberlake. She's a million times cuter when she (rarely) wears the Converse Chucks.
I'm not a fan of skinny jeans.
Blowhan is such a joke wearing that Iron Maiden t-shirt. What a phony. Like that talentless, pasty sausage-legged, tone-deaf twat even knows WHO Iron Maiden is. But she thinks she looks so COOL wearing it.
She may as well pull a Wonky McValtrex move and wear a shirt with her own face pasted across it.
Preferably the one of her sitting next to Sammy-Boy, (the world's oldest boy-chick) passed out with her mouth wide open.
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Lindsay looks like shit. The epitome of shit. I cant believe she is only 22. I am 26 she looks a good 5-8 years older then me, I do look a little young cuz I am obsessed with moisturizer and doing right by my body. Can you even consider LL a lezbo? I mean Sam is as much of a man as most of the guys I have dated. She even has a little boys body. Sick.