Don't Feed The Gayelles!
Those bitches taking picturs of SamRo and HoHan are so hot. It's like they are the zoo and SamRo and HoHan are a couple of lezzie baboons. They're not even trying to hide the fact that they're taking pictures of them up close. I don't think they've ever seen hipster gayelles up close like that. Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.
These two have taken their lezzie act on the road again. This time they're spreading the gayelle cheer in Miami. And by "cheer" I mean fleas. Lesbian fleas.
Here's more of the hipster gayelles smoking fags in Miami. Speaking of smoking fags. I have a question for all the whores out there. That means it's time for the children and the Christians to leave the room. Okay, whenever a dude smokes a lot, his jizz usually tastes and smells like a fucking ashtray. Is it the same for chicks who smoke? Like does their lady juices taste like ciggie ash? Inquiring whores want to know. I want to know.
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Submitted by . on August 6, 2008 - 3:04am.
I like Ozzy, but I'm more of a Dio person.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Just to reiterate, this is SUUUUUUUUUUUCHHHHHHH a publicity stunt.
White Oprah probly came up with it.
SamRo better watch it - she's starting to look like Chris Crocker.
Hohan, wash your hair and put on a bra!!!
haven't any of you seen a lesbian before?
samro looks pretty par for the course. albeit, a bit too skinny. what i'm really worried about is how freaking terrible LaLohan looks. Grease monkey extraordinaire.
Also, it's imbecile.
Girls that look that much like guys confuse me. I had a crush on a *guy* like Samro once. Yeh, I had my own little *Crying Game*.
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there's something about sam ronson that makes me just want to sand her down and put her in a vat of bleach. her look just screams "i'm homeless". at least she's improved to "i'm homeless, but i have a haircut." she just doesn't look clean. as i see more pics of her the more my gag reflex starts to kick in.
This image http://www.dlisted.com/node/27571/images/spl42670_005.jpg HoHan looks like trash online at Wal*Mart. Her hair and skin is just awful.
MK:
Of course my spunk tastes like Baskin Robbins, bitch!
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To answer Mk's question...I had a boyfriend for 6 years that chain smoked 2 packs a day, and his jizz tasted like rotten brussel sprouts.I, on the other hand chain smoke chronic (no grits for me)and he said I tasted same. I make my new man that doesnt smoke anything eat pineapple everyday!
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 6, 2008 - 2:57am.
I was raised listening to Iron Maiden, so there's always a soft spot for them. Haha. They'll always be one of my favorites.
You know she probably just got it some specialty store because she thought it would look cool, kind of like the little twelve year olds you see doo-wopping around the mall in Black Sabbath shirts. You know she probably expects people to tell her, "Ooh, you're so vintage! Such a true rocker!"
So true and I forgot to mention Black Sabbath! DOY! War pigs! When Ozzy went out on his own I hafta say (yes, HAFTA), that "Crazy train" was most excellent! "Momma I'm Coming Home" can still make me tear up.
SamRo needs to put some meat on her bones and find a REAL woman.
I was raised listening to Iron Maiden, so there's always a soft spot for them. Haha. They'll always be one of my favorites.
You know she probably just got it some specialty store because she thought it would look cool, kind of like the little twelve year olds you see doo-wopping around the mall in Black Sabbath shirts. You know she probably expects people to tell her, "Ooh, you're so vintage! Such a true rocker!"
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 6, 2008 - 2:33am.
Whoo hoo another metal head! The word is spelled, "embecile" just since you weren't sure and good call (I'm not being a turd, I'm genuinely trying to help out). I'm a head banger from way back in the day and Lin-Lin wearing metal tees is like me wearing a burka. RIGHT.
Scorps, Def Leppard, Rush, AC/DC, Blue Oyster Cult,(fuck, too many to name) even Quiet Riot and some MM. Love all that shit to this day. *tear*
I don't buy for one hot minute that Lin-Lin is gay. She's experimenting imho and Sam is going to be left in the dust (and I feel bad for her).
Who the hell does she think she is wearing an Iron Maiden shirt?
Great. More assholes making metal fans look like imbaciles (sp?). I bet you that if you asked her to list a song by Iron Maiden, she'd say "Back in Black" or something.
Get out of that fucking shirt before you curse the band, whore.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
Awwww.I think SamRo looks cute with out the stupid hat/sunglasses.
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on August 6, 2008 - 2:13am.
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Okay.Totally busting in on thread.Didn't read anything else.
What is wrong w/single Moms?
Just wondering.
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Brutal...but true.;->
Submitted by DR.FUNK on August 6, 2008 - 2:13am.
Doc Funkalicious, you forgot one...
4)Eau de la day old smoked Sashimi
What?
Well!
SOMEONE had to go there!
Cooters attached to chix who smoke taste HORRID.Surest way to be disqualified by my one man selection committee:
1)Be a SINGLE MOM.
2)Be a SMOKER
3)Be a SINGLE MOM WHO SMOKES.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 5, 2008 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on August 5, 2008 - 8:11pm.
Seriously. The chile (Sam) needs some meat on her bones. She looks like she's walking on friggin' toothpicks. Time to stop sticking a cig in your mouth and eat something...ANYTHING.
Hey, sayo *ppsssssssst* looky at the guy in my avatar...wtf is he wearing on his genital region? Can you figure it out? To me it looks like a crotch yamika. This damned animation has always mystified me! Don't laugh...my obsessions are no worse than some of ya'll's so don't be houndin' the "." lol!
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I am guessing that it's not a thong because I can't see the string around his waist. I have to take a good look, but I don't want, too. Darn you .
Sam is a man!
Sayo, would you never forgive me if I yelled, "Neener! Made you look!" rotfl! Damn. I really am a childish ho. Love you Sayo but you know I can't help myself when it comes to teasing your sweet ass. You adorable you. -And yes, Sam is Ano to the point of making me hungry just looking at her. Oh cut it out. You know what I mean. Hungry for FOOD. Sheesh. Do I always have to spell everything out? Okay, yes I'm online. Okay, I guess I do. ;p
Re: Can the vadge be turned into an ashtray?
According to an episode of Sex and The City, yes, it infiltrates everything...and wheat grass does not move it out of the system.
As the wise and endearing Samantha says "it's like a trip to the rotten egg buffet" or, my personal favourite, "It takes like asparagus and something else. I got it, rotten asparagus and clorox. That's it."
Sounds delicious.
These two happy gayelles are making me question my own sexuality. I hated Lohan a year back, and I guess I like her now because she seems happy. She's come into her own. And Sam must be good for her b/c bitch hasn't gone off the rails in a while. Sam handles the fame well too.
What's up with the two fat cholas behind them taking pics? I wouldn't do that to a celebrity. I'd give them their privacy. I just make fun of them here.
What is up with Samantha's long fingernails, fucking ouch! PS I think they're both hot. I love it!
Sam is really turning into a stick figure. Take it easy on the coke, your legs look like baseball bats. Sam could probably fit into one big condom and disappear into Hohans...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 5, 2008 - 8:24pm.
Hey Ronson, Anne Heche has two words for you: tick, tock...
(til she's back to the cock...)
Couldn't agree more Tigerlilly,
I'm sure that some Italian movie award festival will have her back on it...just a matter of time.
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Lindsay's receding hairline, pasty skin and complete lack of muscle tone all count against her. For her sake I'll hope she's at least good in bed.
Samantha looks like she could be very pretty if she femmed up a bit -- maybe gained at least ten pounds, grew out her hair and worked on her face a little.
As it stands I would pay to watch them devour each other, but only for sick curiosity and not because either is even remotely alluring.
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Yolie were you a head banger too? lol
Why yes, yes I was!
hmm, samro is looking kinda hot in these pics... and hohans boobs are looking good in that iron maiden tee- stop it MK~ your turning me into a 14 yr. old boy! :P
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on August 5, 2008 - 7:58pm.
Umm...boys and girls, that's not a "rock" t-shirt on SamRo. It'a retro Peter Max design from his late 60s period when he influenced all illustration and did ads for 7-Up. Once the rage of pop culture, he now does mushy watercolor type crap for Las Vegas tourists who buy his lousy serigraphs in casino "art galleries". Trust me, I'm an art professor (really!) and yes, this will be on the test.
LOL! That was interesting. I often wondered where she got her wide array of 'concert' shirts. I just figured her dad got them for her.
haha
Notice Linds is copying the look. Ah, gayelles in temporary love. <3
P.S. Is Mr. Mercury a little shout out to the one and only Freddie, by any chance? :)
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Peter Max and Iron Maiden? They need to coordinate their decades better if this little fling is going to last.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Their love is so boys don't cry it's disturbing.
I honestly did not think Sam could look any more butch/dyke....holy shit- she looks so much like a boy here! She makes Hillary Swank's portrayal of a man look feminine.
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It appears that someone (maybe me) squatted above "Butch's" head, and took a perfect spiraled turd where her hair should be. OK, OK, please put your ridiculous, smelly hat back on. Butch, ha ha ha.
"lezzie baboons"!! OMG LMFAO! I think I almost wet myself.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
"Okay, whenever a dude smokes a lot, his jizz usually tastes and smells like a fucking ashtray. Is it the same for chicks who smoke? Like does their lady juices taste like ciggie ash?"
YES, but you only notice it if you don't smoke. Also, if a girl chops raw onions, it will taste oniony about 4 hours later...trust me.
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Well, on a positive note, I notice that sam toned down the hair..
Submitted by P.T.Bull on August 5, 2008 - 9:27pm.
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PS. If you live with a chain smoker, everything you eat tastes like cigarette smoke.
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Oh gosh, so true. My great aunt was a heavy smoker and made a lemon meringue pie for my family when I was a kid. I couldn't wait to have a slice and once I did, was like "what's wrong with this meringue?" My mom had to throw the whole thing out because it tasted like old tobacco.
Notoriousrem, I slather lotion all over my face EVERY day, I'm 30 and look 5 years younger than Hohan. It's the smoking and hard partying that's aged the poor thing.
Your face!
stake_spike, heroin supposedly kills your sex drive. How could you keep having sex with him? His spunk must have tasted VILE!
Your face!
Sorry MK! I forgot to answer your question. Cigarette smell really sticks to everything, including female juices. Not sure if mine tastes like cigs though, cause I don't smoke much. But my boyfriend smokes all the time, so he probably doesn't know if it's him or me that tastes like cigs. It's nasty either way you look at it.
Your face!
I don't get the attraction to SamRo either. She's not even hot, in fact, she's probably closer to what a 15 year old adolescent boy looks like with some femininity thrown in around the chocha area. I've seen more hot lil dykes here in SF then SamRo (I'm still trying to figure out her look, I think it's basically long jeans and interesting T-shirts combo). She's just big because of her bro too, so maybe that's the "attraction" for Lindz. Lindz needs to lay out on the beach for a little while. I actually don't mind that she isn't so orange these days (I guess thank SamRo for keeping her away from the trashy look).
Your face!
I don't give a shit if these two gals go home and blow 30 midget peckers before they whip out the hitachi magic wand and plow each other senseless, or watch hardcastle and mcormak on tvland, or raise chincillas, or whatever...
The only interesting thing I see is that samro has a large and intriguing t-shirt collection. I recognized the peter max which speaks more to my age than art knowledge. ;)
PS. If you live with a chain smoker, everything you eat tastes like cigarette smoke.
PSS. Ok, I am also intrigued by lilo's slippers--are they called flats? Maybe she doesn't want to be the tall one. Personally I need some kind of heel padding--but then I weigh 120 lbs more than she does.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on August 5, 2008 - 8:58pm.
...It'a retro Peter Max design from his late 60s period when he influenced all illustration and did ads for 7-Up...
Regarding MK's question at the end.......I don't know about the ciggie-ashtray-tasting-kootch, BUT I do know that my best friend once ate an entire plate of freshly cut pinapple, and the next day her man was eating the kootch and he had the strangest look on his face.....she asked what was wrong and he said, "Nothing, it just tastes like pinapple down here." He had no idea that she ate all that pineapple either. Rule of thumb: Don't eat a plateful of red herring before anybody feasts in your lady-garden!!!!!!!
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did anyone else notice that Blohan is wearing Sammy's shirt? it looks like it smells. Sammy aint even a hot dyke. if i was a lesbo, she would be the hottest bitch on the planet...
I love the question at the end!
Umm...boys and girls, that's not a "rock" t-shirt on SamRo. It'a retro Peter Max design from his late 60s period when he influenced all illustration and did ads for 7-Up. Once the rage of pop culture, he now does mushy watercolor type crap for Las Vegas tourists who buy his lousy serigraphs in casino "art galleries". Trust me, I'm an art professor (really!) and yes, this will be on the test.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Somebody snatch that ciggie out of SamRo's mouth and feed the girl. I think a week of high-calorie food might do the trick.
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Does HoHan own anything besides those short shorts? Plus, those flat, ballerina shoes are so freaking ugly. God almighty.
SHIT. Lohan's hairline is a hair hemisphere. Her cokewhore mom needs to hook up Rogaine as a "party sponsor."