Dear Andy, White Oprah Is Coming For You
Anderson Cooper filled in for Regis on "Regis & Kelly" this morning and the conversation turned to the Long Island trainwreck known as "Living Lohan."
Andy must have thought he was having cosmos with the girls, because he said, “Ali Lohan is supposed to be 14 but really she’s more like 60." What a bitch! Andy can slap me on the ass and call me 60 any day.
And do you hear that? It's the sound of White Oprah busting out of her third spray tanning session of the day and running to her computer. She's going to put those Lee Press-Ons to fucking work. Andy better shut down his inbox, because here comes one of White Oprah's long ass statements and you know that bitch asks for a return receipt.
White Oprah doesn't know who she's messing with. If that bitch fucks with MAH BOO, I will rip off Ali's annoying choker and use it to whip the bullshit out of White Oprah.
UPDATE: Here's the video of Anderson ripping into "Living Lohan." We truly need to become best girlfriends.
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What kind of spoiled cum have you been chugging MK?
Dina would never interrupt a spray tan!
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WO is the one who is putting her 14 year old kid out there, and dressing her like a 2 dollar Ho. Silver Fox is telling it like it is.
If WO can't handle it, cancel the reality show, and put Alli back in high school.
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I absolutely love Anderson Cooper. He's my "Booooo"
*Sweating like a whore in church.
I would PAY to see White Oprah go toe to toe with Anderson Cooper. I'd die laughing to see her shot down totally articulately and left speechless by someone she can not possibly match wits with.
Don't hate me, but I like Anderson. He is a dork and I like him for that.
Okay see you horz later.
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farckle on!!!