Dear Andy, White Oprah Is Coming For You
Anderson Cooper filled in for Regis on "Regis & Kelly" this morning and the conversation turned to the Long Island trainwreck known as "Living Lohan."
Andy must have thought he was having cosmos with the girls, because he said, “Ali Lohan is supposed to be 14 but really she’s more like 60." What a bitch! Andy can slap me on the ass and call me 60 any day.
And do you hear that? It's the sound of White Oprah busting out of her third spray tanning session of the day and running to her computer. She's going to put those Lee Press-Ons to fucking work. Andy better shut down his inbox, because here comes one of White Oprah's long ass statements and you know that bitch asks for a return receipt.
White Oprah doesn't know who she's messing with. If that bitch fucks with MAH BOO, I will rip off Ali's annoying choker and use it to whip the bullshit out of White Oprah.
UPDATE: Here's the video of Anderson ripping into "Living Lohan." We truly need to become best girlfriends.
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I cant tell all of them or they will no who i am here and then i wont get .....
WELL ONE IS DENISE RICHARDS AND HER ASSisticunt!
Im notevenfuckingkidding!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by TeriAnn on August 5, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Thank God for this site who else will be there to ruin a 14 year olds self esteem?
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I'd say White Oprah's a pretty damn good candidate.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 5, 2008 - 3:47pm.
It's so unfair, you know her publicist can't flip through the thesaurus quick enough to keep up!! ROFL
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 5, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by peaches on August 5, 2008 - 3:25pm.
There are at least THREE famooooose peepers that i know of who post here. One is very popular and the other is a shit stirrer who you would never guess could even dress themselves by the shit they post.
One is blonde female the other is like a golden brownish color and has wonky titts.
YES YOU HAVE WONKY TITTS BITCH! THER WE TOLD YOU!
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Details, please! The only person I can think of who has wonky tits is Tara Reid.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
He will verbally bitch-slap WO's shrieking scrawny ass with a few well-chosen words and a look of utter disdain with those enormously expressive eyebrowns.
My money's on AC to deliver a KO to WO in the first round!
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that
Submitted by TeriAnn on August 5, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Thank God for this site who else will be there to ruin a 14 year olds self esteem?
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Fuck that cunt I say!
If Mommie Dumbest hadn't been letting Ali wear a face full of make-up since infancy, maybe she wouldn't look so beat today.
The girl looks worn the hell out. Not unlike Lindsay. They both look haggard.
Ali Lohan looks like one of my moms friends...cept a couple years older...
Why the hell does that girl look so bad???
She looks like she has progeria...or whatever that disease all those little kids on Maury have that makes thme look 80 at 12....
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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
HAHA! I love Anderson Cooper. I even liked him during the Channel One days.
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I'm covered in BEEEEES!
Uh oh...White Okra just blooped in her coke hole.
Methinks Andy Coop reads the DLISTED.
*waves at Andy*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
OH it's on youtube!!!!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KJNToPNPMWM
He's the finest bitch in broadcasting! Love him!
For those of us who don't live in the US can anyone put the clip on youtube?
Ooouuu, I wanna see this. I love Coopey even more now.
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Dina and Ali seem so obsessed with their appearance. Yet, they are probably like those women who keep everyone waiting while they primp and preen in front of the mirror getting ready to go out, and after two hours of work they come out of the bedroom looking exactly the same.
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Awesome! We need more Anderson's in the world.
Submitted by abbotk on August 5, 2008 - 3:12pm.
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site
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You are such a fucking loser that the best job you could get is to put spam on other sites. Maybe it's time to jump.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
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applehead: Hopefully it will be up You Tube soon cause it was some good watchin'!
I remember him from his Mole days. I wonder what he thinks of the new host?????????
Peaches!
You get a line on Bale or Oldman, HANDS OFF!!
Mine! Mine! Mine!!
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I saw this on Regis and Kelly this morning and I thought what Anderson said was hysterical and so true. I also thought that Dina Lohan was going to open a can of whoop ass on my Anderson.
Team Anderson. The Lohans are low class skanks.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Submitted by peaches on August 5, 2008 - 3:25pm.
There are at least THREE famooooose peepers that i know of who post here. One is very popular and the other is a shit stirrer who you would never guess could even dress themselves by the shit they post.
One is blonde female the other is like a golden brownish color and has wonky titts.
YES YOU HAVE WONKY TITTS BITCH! THER WE TOLD YOU!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by ladyd on August 5, 2008 - 3:25pm.
The Coop also said that no one in the family had any talent except Lindsay and the whole show is about the rest of the family talking about her because they are talentless twits while she never appears!
Oh, if he said all that, I retract my $10 bet! Wish I could see it!
Submitted by peaches on August 5, 2008 - 3:25pm.
HAhhahaha!! Is Anderson a secret Dlister??? I wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of people on here are actually famous!!! well if you are we love who you are here on Dlisted, being your not one of the outcast brangeloonies!!!
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Thats the craziest thing ive heard mentioned on this site...and ive heard alot of crazy things....
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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
The Coop also said that no one in the family had any talent except Lindsay and the whole show is about the rest of the family talking about her because they are talentless twits while she never appears!
HAhhahaha!! Is Anderson a secret Dlister??? I wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of people on here are actually famous!!! well if you are we love who you are here on Dlisted, being your not one of the outcast brangeloonies!!!
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I am so glad you saw this. It was amazing and Anderson Cooper is my new hero!! He also said that Ali wanted to be a singer, dancer, showgirl, stripper or something like that. hawt!
Adore Anderson Cooper. But NOT the little pruneface from my neck o' the woods.
hahahaha we at thegreylist.com LOVE AC. he's a fox. either way, we also love that he hates on psycho lohans. living lohan is almost as bad as denise richards' show.
"because life isn't black &white"
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God, he is so dreamy <3
Thank God for this site who else will be there to ruin a 14 year olds self esteem?
AC is just dreamy. But he might as well have just come out by admitting he even knows who the fuck Ali Lohan is.
$10 bucks says he back tracks and says he meant she's "mature" for a 14 yrd old...(I'm assuming w/o seeing the whole comment on her)
As women get older they become far less desireable...with men its the opposite.
Look at Hef....has he ever been more popular....
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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
Bernstar,
Gary Oldman is tucked safely in my basement. Mmmmkay!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
*swoons*
I want to be the filling in an Anderson Cooper/Keith Olbermann sandwich. Mmmm...
HA I can't wait to see what WO has to say about this. She should be thank full people even talk about her and her ugly ass kid.
I saw this this morning and it was funny as shit! The Silver Fox tore Dina and her no-talent family a new one and kept it up for like 5 mins! Great TV-he said everything about that family I was thinking.
Mmm. Anderson Cooper. Mmmmmmmmmm...
*sigh*
On Topic: Someone get Anderson Cooper to Dick Cheney's underground bunker, STAT. And tell him to take Gary Oldman, and the rest of the Batman cast, with him.
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A man in the dark in a picture frame, so mystic and soulful.
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This hot, silver-haired gay mess turns me on. I can't help it. Silver ponies do something for me. *smacks self* Of course, I have to be careful since Anderson is MK's BOO and I don't pilfer nobody's boo (like I COULD anyway, doyyyy).
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I think he and NPH would make an excellent couple.
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
the look on his face is priceless! Wish I could look all uppity with my eybrows.
I wish he would have said my prediction: that Ali won't live to see 20....
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
YAY ANDERSON COOPER!
Show those wannabe's how to do Queen bitch right!
lol
I like him even more today. :)
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
He's such a bitch! But he's right. Ali looks like Denver the Last Dinosaur minus the cute.
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I love you. No, really.
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God, how I love Andersen Cooper...I would love to see Orange Oprah even try to take him on. He will leave her a charred wreck by the side of the road.
This made me love his gay ol' ass even more. God bless you, Andy.
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Hi5.
I'll tell you what...That is one fine looking man. Period.
Nom...nom...nom....
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
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