Dear Andy, White Oprah Is Coming For You
Anderson Cooper filled in for Regis on "Regis & Kelly" this morning and the conversation turned to the Long Island trainwreck known as "Living Lohan."
Andy must have thought he was having cosmos with the girls, because he said, “Ali Lohan is supposed to be 14 but really she’s more like 60." What a bitch! Andy can slap me on the ass and call me 60 any day.
And do you hear that? It's the sound of White Oprah busting out of her third spray tanning session of the day and running to her computer. She's going to put those Lee Press-Ons to fucking work. Andy better shut down his inbox, because here comes one of White Oprah's long ass statements and you know that bitch asks for a return receipt.
White Oprah doesn't know who she's messing with. If that bitch fucks with MAH BOO, I will rip off Ali's annoying choker and use it to whip the bullshit out of White Oprah.
UPDATE: Here's the video of Anderson ripping into "Living Lohan." We truly need to become best girlfriends.
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Wow, Clarisse:
Pardon my ignorance but where's that from?
(I LUVS it!)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Here is a another quote from Dumbfuck DramaQueen:
"and im getting scorched and I become frustrated and dehydrated and delirious and then all of a sudden I see you...and youre like an oasis in the desert and I run to you expecting water and shade and relief, but when I arrive theres never anything there."
I can quote this stupid bitch all day long because this comes off of a MS that I forwarded to the State of Nevada. Five Freaking pages on Word. DumbFuck never read the Anti-Stalking Laws in Nevada and how they apply to the internet...
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How many times do you have to get banned before you FINALLY figure out that NO ONE wants you here?
Submitted by white sticky stuff on August 5, 2008 - 2:20pm.
that's ok. I DON'T CARE if you want VLL or her bf.....I just want you to LEAVE, and stop dragging all of us Dlisters into your PERSONAL drama. KEEP it PERSONAL, for fuck's sake!
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
Submitted by happyface on August 5, 2008 - 5:23pm.
I suspect white sticky stuff is actiually Tara Reid or Shauna Sand, angry and bitter because we don't bow down to their gorgeousness. I love seeing people like this shit themselves in these forums because they're angry at life.
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Will you love it when I jump off a bridge and go splat on your window?
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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
Submitted by white sticky stuff on August 5, 2008 - 5:20pm.
What you don't seem to get, is that we don't care. We don't care what happened between you two, or three or twelve. Whatever alleged wrongs she committed against you, she didn't do it HERE. She's not displayed that sort of behavior here, but YOU have. YOU wrong each and every one of us every time you fuck up a thread with your bullshit. Grow the fuck up, get the fuck over yourself, and find something else to distract you from whatever it is that irks you.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Whenever life gets you down, mrs. brown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
Thas orbiting at ninety miles a second, so it's reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power
The sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour
Of a galaxy we call the milky way
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars;
It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side;
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick
But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide
We're thirty thousand light-years from galactic central point
We go 'round every two hundred million years;
And our galaxy itself is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whiz;
As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth;
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on earth!
I thought I was Salma! But then I woke up and had cheerios.
ANYHOO:
Could he be any more right? You're just watching these horrid people and they mention that famous one all the time (LOL! He barely knows her) and it's like the whole time, you're just waiting for her to show up and she never does!
I've never watched it. I watched the opening once but then...I just love myself too much, you know?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 5, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Awesome. I have never watched any 'reality t.v.' program. And I mean NOTHING I have never even seen an episode of American Idol, I could not fathom wasting any of my time watching the vile and repulsive Lohan clan. Fuckin gross. Its like there is enough lame offensive shit if you just open your eyes and look around no need to pad the Lohan's pockets by watching this shit. Yuck.
hahaha! And here I am thinking all along YOU were Tori Spelling in disguise. LOL
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 5, 2008 - 5:16pm.
Here is a quote from Dumbfuck DramaQueen.
"just let me do what I have to do and know that I mean you no harm in what I do. You know im a fool, you know im not worth anything so just ignore me "
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Who wrote this? And when and where?
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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
I love the giggles that Andy Cooper gets. You Tube has a video compilation of him and it just makes me laugh.
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How many times do you have to get banned before you FINALLY figure out that NO ONE wants you here?
I didn't think it was possible to love Andy any more that I already do, but I was wrong. That was awesome!
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Awesome. I have never watched any 'reality t.v.' program. And I mean NOTHING I have never even seen an episode of American Idol, I could not fathom wasting any of my time watching the vile and repulsive Lohan clan. Fuckin gross. Its like there is enough lame offensive shit if you just open your eyes and look around no need to pad the Lohan's pockets by watching this shit. Yuck.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Mel Tang is DENISE RICHARDS!
heehee.....j/k
lol. I wish I had her money!! :) And her looks.
I don't think I would enjoy being famous. Just RICH.
I wouldn't want to have to deal with all the paparazzi and junk.
I just want to be able to eat out every night and not worry about it. lol
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
You know, by the way Andy was talking, I think he reads D-Listed too. That's cute.
He sounded like one of us. hahaha
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Ohhhh, MK I think your Boo totally reads dlisted too. You might want to do something about that STAT!
Your face!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 5:14pm.
angel, there's that nice Canadian thing again! "Fuck off, and have a nice day!"
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and you can only really tell I'm mad because I mixed up my "your"s:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 5:12pm.
@white sticky stuff
Bullshit. I didn't know ONE thing about you - I even struck up conversation with you - until you went off about VLL. And that was a LONG time ago. I even remember telling you once: Let it the fuck go. It would be over by now if you did. I don't want to read your full-of-shit feel sorry for me story. I want you to back off. Not make 3 or 4 comments on topic and then launch into your anti-VLL campaign. That's right. Posters call you out fast now but that's you're own damn doing. YOU brought this on yourself. Now the only thing to do is go away. Maybe, when you feel normalized you could come back and try again. Change your name. Nothing spooky will happen if your normalized so no one will know who you are. It's the only way. Us reading your shit is the stupidest idea of justice and closure I've ever heard. ONLY YOU can do anything about anything. ONLY YOU. Now get the fuck out of here - you have LOTS of work to do. Please and thank you, have a nice day:)
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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
Here is a quote from Dumbfuck DramaQueen.
"just let me do what I have to do and know that I mean you no harm in what I do. You know im a fool, you know im not worth anything so just ignore me "
Self-pitying twat that she is....
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How many times do you have to get banned before you FINALLY figure out that NO ONE wants you here?
angel, there's that nice Canadian thing again! "Fuck off, and have a nice day!"
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
ANDERSON IS THE NEW HOTTEST BITCH!!!!!
@white sticky stuff
Bullshit. I didn't know ONE thing about you - I even struck up conversation with you - until you went off about VLL. And that was a LONG time ago. I even remember telling you once: Let it the fuck go. It would be over by now if you did. I don't want to read your full-of-shit feel sorry for me story. I want you to back off. Not make 3 or 4 comments on topic and then launch into your anti-VLL campaign. That's right. Posters call you out fast now but that's you're own damn doing. YOU brought this on yourself. Now the only thing to do is go away. Maybe, when you feel normalized you could come back and try again. Change your name. Nothing spooky will happen if your normalized so no one will know who you are. It's the only way. Us reading your shit is the stupidest idea of justice and closure I've ever heard. ONLY YOU can do anything about anything. ONLY YOU. Now get the fuck out of here - you have LOTS of work to do. Please and thank you, have a nice day:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
I LOVE YOU, ANDERSON!
Mel Tang is DENISE RICHARDS!
heehee.....j/k
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on milllionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
whitestickyshit, you didn;t have to out yourself as the person Viva was referring to. Now you come here, begging for her to talk to you, and stalk her on a daily basis, and you want sympathy? Ain't gonna happen.
Oh, and no way in hell am I going to write you and get your side of the story.....you think I'd give you my email or MS? I don't invite crazy into my life, thankyouverymuch.
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
Anderson rocks!!!
And I like Denise Richards, too. I think the fact that her and her dad live together is really sweet, and the little girls will probably benefit from that. They seem like a nice family. :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
LovePapa,
Don't shed a tear! Here! Have a tequila...lol.
Some stalkers have been around here for months and banning is not working because the dumbfuck cannot take a hint. Dumbfuck sole purpose in life is making a really nice person's life miserable. Dumbfuck DramaQueen wants to off herself at a bridge and I am ready to give her a shove.
OT: Anderson Cooper is a grey fox!
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How many times do you have to get banned before you FINALLY figure out that NO ONE wants you here?
Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 4:48pm.
She is very cute.. If she is so fat and ugly... Why are you STALKING her
you're off topic bitch
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Write me at http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi... and ill tell yu whats up!
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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 5, 2008 - 4:33pm.
I'm confused on who's stalking who here..... I mean, I don't frequent the comment sections much, but I just want to make sure that I don't have to worry about another restraining order coming my way.
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I saw that! I think everything you say is pretty great when your Darryl, in fact:) But this could stand on it's own, fersure.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 4:41pm.
angel, did you ask about my avie? Why it is Paris and Nicky of course!
WhiteStickyStarfish, I have her MS, and I think she is cute....and I do NOT care to get into all your personal correspondence. The thing that makes you sick in the head, is you choose to air out all that shit HERE, where the whole fucking world can see....your behavior here is not going to make anyone turn against VLL....it just makes us sympathize with her.
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I was on here for months under another assumedname....dogs fly real high in the sky....and I never said a thing about any of this to anyone. One day, Viva!!! Go back a couple months and look Vivi started telling everyone about me...every f*ing opportunity she brought me. Now I have no way to hide and cant avoid being anything other than someone related to her...
If you want to know the true story...the reall story and why im nothing even remotely akin to a stalker and ill say that to the day i die....write me at http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi... and you'll gain a whole new perspective on sh*t.
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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 5, 2008 - 3:29pm.
There are at least THREE famooooose peepers that i know of who post here.
I know that Tina Fey reads, but I don't know if she posts. She mentioned D-Listed in an interview once.
I AM IN LOVE!
I tried to make a joke (albeit an unfunny one) and you guys are still fighting. You're going to make me cry!
I love how Kelly keeps trying to "save" the comments he makes, but Anderson is determined!! ROFL
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on August 5, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Angel_i,
Oh! It's Christian Bale'ala American Psycho!!
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O yeah! So young and tasty with his crazy-ass self. I'd forgotten. I love Dexter now. He's my new serial-killer lover:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Angel_i,
Oh! It's Christian Bale'ala American Psycho!!
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e335/session2k2/AmericanPsycho.jpg
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I'd be pissed off too if I got an Italian foot-long without the sauce. Although, I'm not talking about a sandwich. -MK
Submitted by white sticky stuff on August 5, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Reported because you are a psycho ass bitch.
Submitted by TexnDoc on August 5, 2008 - 4:48pm.
<“Ali Lohan is supposed to be 14 but really she’s more like 60.">
I'm not going through pages of SPAM-chat,
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It doesn't even get to the end of the page:)
ITA, tho. I think he sounds like he gnoshes with MK.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
They should give him the damn job-I was watching live this morning and cracking up. I don't think R&K has been that funny in...well it never has been before. I know white Oprah shit herself!!! "14 yr old girl that looks more like 60"-hilarious!
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<“Ali Lohan is supposed to be 14 but really she’s more like 60.">
I'm not going through pages of SPAM-chat, but certainly it has to have been pointed out to you Michael K that your Boo obviously reads your blog.
She is very cute.. If she is so fat and ugly... Why are you STALKING her
you're off topic bitch
Submitted by white sticky stuff on August 5, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Okay I am sorry but I am so sick of this fucking ugly ass dirtstar person. Look bitch, no one gives a fuck about what you think, what you have to say, and what is going on between you and whoever. If you did show the correspondance, you could be arrested for slander and stalking and then your pansy ass would become someone's bitch in prison. And every bitch on here would testify against your crazy ass. The police take this kind of shit very seriously. You belong in a straight jacket in a padded room you fucking nut job. GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You have been banned a million fucking times. No one wants you in real life, and no one wants you here because you are fucking looney tunes. Fucking stupid cunt ass bitch.
<“Ali Lohan is supposed to be 14 but really she’s more like 60.">
I'm not going through pages of SPAM-chat, but certainly it has to have been pointed out to you Michael K that your Boo obviously reads your blog.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 4:41pm.
angel, did you ask about my avie? Why it is Paris and Nicky of course!
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O! Haha! That's funny. I was asking about Clarisse's avvie but, to be honest, I was never REALLY sure that was Paris and Nicky. So thanks for clearing that up:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
At the end he recognizes that the Lohans have no talent....what a classy man he is! I'd love to have cosmos with him and just chat. I doubt very much he'd switch teams though.
Your face!
AJ-P, doesn't it make it even CLASSIER now, knowing it is sisters sitting ass to ass?
Our American Royalty.
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
Submitted by white sticky stuff on August 5, 2008 - 1:23pm.
But the reason that I am here is because of an overweight girl who NEVER goes anywhere...so, referencing the type of person she is....I just figured all the people who come one here are just like her...
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you just "figured"?
MORE proof that you don't have two brain cells to rub together.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 4:41pm.
angel, did you ask about my avie? Why it is Paris and Nicky of course!
OH NO! Ivebeen thinking it was kim Stewart and Paris in the back of a stretch hummer touching clams
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
angel, did you ask about my avie? Why it is Paris and Nicky of course!
WhiteStickyStarfish, I have her MS, and I think she is cute....and I do NOT care to get into all your personal correspondence. The thing that makes you sick in the head, is you choose to air out all that shit HERE, where the whole fucking world can see....your behavior here is not going to make anyone turn against VLL....it just makes us sympathize with her.
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
I only stalk cats on Myspace.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron