Jenni Pulos Is July's Hot Slut Of The Month!
Jeff Lewis' main bitch for the win! Jenni Pulos beat out Tempest Storm, Irv Richards and Marilyn to win July's Hot Slut of the Month! Thanks to all you whores who voted and NO THANKS to the bitches who didn't.
It just so happens that tonight is the season finale of "Flipping Out." This show better come back for a third season or I'll fuck up Jeff's coffee order and you know how feels about that.
My TV has been on the fritz, so I haven't been able to get in my 3-4 hours of reality TV. I've been forced to read a book at night. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS FUCKERY? Me reading a damn book? Don't imagine that. It's not something your brain needs to process right now. Hopefully my shit is working tonight or else I just might have to come over one of your houses and you don't want that. I will fuck up your toilet. It's Taco Bell night.
Hun your on Bravo's website for this!
http://www.bravotv.com/blog/thedish/2008/08/jenni_pulos_hot_slut.php
I saw the props you were given on the Bravo's Flipping Out page.
Mama's proud.
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Sara M.
I'm watching the finale right now, and my love for Jeff only grows, especially after he said (paraphasing), "We hire the first attractive person that walks through the door." And then Zoila is fawning over the new employee.
Michael, I will sacrifice the santity of my bathroom for you just to be in my apartment!!! I'll get my toilet serviced just for the occassion.
Bitches is dumb!
I feel like how I felt after the 2000 Election. I'm not gonna ask for a recount but no Irv Richards? Mind you I can't stand Denise, but Irv's like my dad. I know if I ever had to kill someone my dad would be driving the getaway minivan and helping me bury the body.
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"Maybe we should think about canceling the press junket."
-Irv Richards
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
shenanigans...these hot slut choices of late have been sub par...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
The show is amusing - but none of the people on it are HSOTM-worthy! Really. People like the dude who called 911 on Subway twice make good HSOTD candidates, not these bores.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
The season finale is on tonight on Bravo at 10 pm est.
Sesimelia, I have used my Vulcan Powers and see that you still have bowling shoes next to your lucite lifts, so cut Jenni some slack.
What very sour grapes to you complainers...I am turing my Vulcan "Live Long and Prosper" into a "Fuck You, and Everyone Who Looks Like You"!!!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I just discovered this brutally wonderful trainwreck of a show. Even if it does feel totally scripted. The part about Jenni's husband getting fired and leaving has an aura of desperate people selling their souls for 15 minutes of drive by fame.
I call BULLSHIT on this HSOTM.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
how could this slut win with them FUGLY ass shoes on! they're completely wrong with that dress...what am i saying? they're completely wrong, period.
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"It also looks like Benji almost kicked her in the wonk"!!!
The Breakdown: you are 10000000% right. Those shoes are atrocious.
PS: Did you stay away from you ex last week?
I love Flipping Out, Jeff is very sexy...
almost as sexy as MK
How is Jenni hot slut of the month with those homely ass shoes on?
Re-vote!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
lol @ 'taco bell night'
MK: You are welcome to come over - someone can finally watch tv - I don't
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I disagree bitchezzzz.....
Submitted by i love Michael K on August 5, 2008 - 3:57pm.
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 2:56pm.
I wanted Memaw Storm to win... *sadface*
Haha! I second FatMartha!!
Michael K, i'd be honored if you fucked up my bathroom.
Michael are you sure you're gay?? can't you just give it a second thought and marry me even if im a girl? please? no seriously, i think im in love with you and i cant get over the fact that you're gay and im a girl, so, if you ever wanna girl, please, call me before anyone else.
Awww, Marilyn completely failed, I'm sad. However Jenni looks good... full breasted :)
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Japanese Girls
Why?
um who?
Yay!! I voted for Jenni. Now she needs to quit that job & go back to acting full time. She's hiliarious & has so much talent.
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People Suck!
Those are some ugly orthopedic shoes.
Booooo! How boring!
We still love ya, IRV!!!
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Rest In Peace, baby boy
I love you
Dude - head out to the local Kmarts and get yoself an LCD HDTV for $600. My TV shit the bed and I had to bust out my communion money, but it was worth it!
Ugh. Spineless Jenni won? I demand a recount!
MK, you are always welcome at my house. I have a ginormous plasma TV which always makes reality more real, and air freshener.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I finally picked a winner! :D
"I will fuck up your toilet. It's Taco Bell night."
LOL, that's ok we have 3. =)
I'm glad irv didn't win at least. But I still want to see him get a kick in the jewels. I know having a daughter like that drippy skank must be bad enough but someone still needs to punish him for it.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
taco bell night for reals
Why do the tacos always violate me so?
Yummy though.....
WHAT!? IRV DIDN'T WIN?
I am OUTRAGED!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
I wanted Memaw Storm to win... *sadface*
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Hi5.
I love Jeff Lewis for adopting many shelter animals and taking beautiful care of them. Jeff rocks in my book.
Yes!
The true HBIC won.
And I agree, this shit better come back for a third season.
You can screw up Jeff's coffee & I'll take a big, spicy dump on his new bear skin rug after Taco Bell night.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Michael K, you can use my bathroom, I have baby wipes.
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Meh, don't care about her, but much more interesting, what are you reading, Michael K?
LOL @ taco bell night.
Perez told me you can go to his place. His toilet is specially engineered for those issues. :)
I'd die if this show didn't come back either MK. *gets on knees* What? I'm praying..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
O that's wicked. I didn't vote for her but I would totally like to know more about her "life":D
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Prince(ss) Chunk shoulda been a contendah!
S/he would have whupped Jenni's ass big time!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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farckle-me-rama.
meh!
Anyways.. Anyone ever notice how Jeff walks on that show.. Speaking of. I dreamed of Jeff Lewis last night.
Wow
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;