Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 2:10pm.

LCT, love the Av.. I don't know how you do it, but apparently you can smell my neverending queefs from where you are, and have to wear a pin on your nose.. Shucks! Sorry 'bout that! *pouts*
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That's not a noseplug from queefs my dear. Those remind me of a field full of flying blocks of cheddar cheese.
I'm nose-plugging because I think you had a corn dog for lunch.

Submitted by christine the hoff on August 5, 2008 - 2:09pm.

lovecasrrottop
don't hit me too hard, I'm making the sexy times with a guy younger than me, and dayum, it's all good.
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I'll be gentle, and add feathers and overripe peaches.

HIGH FIVE!!!

Braidful!!!

kay, line up bitches, hoff is tossing salads!
salad toss tuesday!

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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."

HA HA Its is a bad id ea to listen to that rage agaisnt the machine song before you go to your job. Bosses dont want you all raging against their machines and telling them FUCK NO every time they ask you to do your job!!!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

In the Mary-Louise Parker photos, why is there bloodon the pillowcases?

Zomay: How many do you have? The reason I stopped at two was that it's hard enough to find someone to babysit 'em. It must be impossible to find a babysitter for THREE kids.

Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 5, 2008 - 11:05am.

I love rage against the machine!

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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MOTHERFUCKER!!!! UHH! UHHH!
heehee

Gwen's is the only baby i care about seeing....

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Cause every time I try to leave, something keeps pulling at my sleeve; I don't want to but I gotta stay, these drugs really got a hold on me
-Eminem "Drug Ballad"

christine how did you know our cracks smelled!

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Hoping Gwen doesn't give birth to an elephant but hasn't she been preggers for a year already?

*puts ass in cth's face*
What about mine?

OMG, Gwen is STILL pregnant?
Kind of like I forgot about her, she's doing her job well then.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

LCT, love the Av.. I don't know how you do it, but apparently you can smell my neverending queefs from where you are, and have to wear a pin on your nose.. Shucks! Sorry 'bout that! *pouts*

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Submitted by christine the hoff on August 5, 2008 - 2:38pm.

Dawww, we missed your witticism too, CTH. I, personally, also missed your avie. My day is never complete without a good eyefull of... er... nevermind.

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Hi5.

lovecasrrottop
don't hit me too hard, I'm making the sexy times with a guy younger than me, and dayum, it's all good.

on topic, I love audioslave, and I am chris cornell's sex slave.

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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."

madame s, zoomay, period, fat martha, etc, et all, I missed your smelly asses!

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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."

I FUCKIN' LOVE GWEN I'm a Gwenaloonie I can't wait til the baby comes I'll probaly be camping out for the baby pics *hangs head in shame*.

CtH, smack-bottom times!

FatMartha, I agree. I was thinking about that the other day and how fucking terrible it'd be to pop out a blob and have it rip you a huge connective vag-a-hole.

Dayum,, They are being harsh to Chad M Murrays date over there at Lainey.. Anorexic? That's a bit much don't ya think?

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

christine I had my eye on a white shepherd at the pound and was going to take him if no one else did. He got a home!

On topic, at least Gwen looks like a normal pregnant lady. Her hands look painful and you know she is super hot at night.

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I love rage against the machine!

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

FUCK AND I DONT EITHER! I really identify with them saying Pardon me sir i simply will not DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU TELL ME BITCH!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

LOL @ FatMartha.. *moves stick lower* There, poke here! Hey, No pain, No gain of a life long maid in the house, That's how I look at it.. Babies equal dishwashers!

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

LOL @ that pic of passed out Lindsay with her mouth open...that's about when shit hit the fan.

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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08

christine the hoff! xoxooxoxoxoxxo!

Zomay
adopt a dog.
off topic, I miss you sluts, my pc died, again.

on topic, isn't gwen super short?
short girls don't have as much room for the baby.

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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."

Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 2:26pm.
-Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - FatMartha?? A Pingpong ball sized hole? really? Come on,, tell us the truth! *pokes you w/ a stick to get answers*
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LMAO!

Okay okay, so maybe a -wee- bit bigger than that. But still. Don't think it would be a very pleasant experience.

*pokes back repeatedly*

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Hi5.

I've only had my ass beat (and I mean fucking BEAT) once in my entire badass life, and Rage Against The Machine incited the violence.

I know they stand for good things and all, but something about their music makes dudes violent.

3 huh? I guess she really did want a big family, but get that friggin binky out of the oldest one's mouth already geez...

"Date Rape Face" that's funny! Ima gonna use it

Dumb sh*t gate crashers:
Anyone who has heard rage against the machine live knows they SUx!!! I saw this crap show back in the 90's and was oober dissapointed!!

I wonder what would happen if you stuck Gwen's tummy with a pin? Would she fly around the room?
I know, I know this ^&*% is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S...

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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...

What's that say about Miley that she worships Asshole Simpson? Douchette

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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08

Everyone saw Mary Louise Parker's chichis on last night's Weeds!

-Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 1:54pm.
I am glad that I have made a vow never to pop a small human out of my vajayjay.

Watermelon sized object + ping-pong ball sized hole = No gracias.

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FatMartha?? A Pingpong ball sized hole? really? Come on,, tell us the truth! *pokes you w/ a stick to get answers*

Good LORD...Gwen is STILL pregnant??? =P

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I don't drink as much as I use to could.
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Thanks friends, you are so right, one is enough.

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Rage against the machine fan over here. Seen them live when I was like 16 and it was fun as hell...i stayed away from the mash pits...mostly

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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08

I am glad that I have made a vow never to pop a small human out of my vajayjay.

Watermelon sized object + ping-pong ball sized hole = No gracias.
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Hi5.

Looks like tranny lover Gavin is going to be a father again VERY soon.

I've hated Chad Michael Murray ever since I saw his fug face on the WB like 8 years ago. Why is he still playing a teen?

I still maintain Gwen Stefani has the WEIRDEST pregnant belly. It's like someone went into Paintbrush, drew one of those lines you can pull on in the middle to create a curve, and went a little too pointy in one section.

Also, I'm surprised Ryan Reynolds and ScarJo haven't broken up yet.

zomay,

Get a hamster instead.

I hope Gwen pops out that baby automatically making it like age 3 or so,, then she puts out another album or something.. I loves her!

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

I like Gwen. She looks huge but pretty!

I've never been preggs, but I hope that when I do, it looks good on me

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"But let's be real, if you can't look at dicks at work, then it's time to look for a new job"
MK on the SamRo's a Filthy bitch thread" 7.31.08

@Zomay:

(SMACK). Snap out of it! Go to a McDonald's playplace and you'll remember why you don't really want to do that.

I forgot Gwen was still preggers.

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I love Rage Against The Machine too, but dayum. All of those festivals from Lollapalooza to the Lillith Fair look like my idea of hell on fucking Earth. Wait until your favorite bands come to a small club.

Crap. I didn't even get that huge in my 9th month! My stretch marks cry just looking at that photo.

Gwen: Motherhood agrees with her. Can't hate on her...'cept for the fact that she won't allow Gavin's first child (Daisy Lowe) to see her father. >:(

Tila Tequila: Long overstayed her welcome.

Miley Cyrus: I wouldn't trust her with a plant, let alone a baby.

Rage: Doesn't surprise me in the least. Musically a gifted band...but they, and Lollapalooza (and Warped, for that matter) incite something inside these impressionable kids that leads to this sort of senseless violence.

The rest of 'em...don't know, don't care.
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This makes me want to have another baby. SOMEONE SLAP ME. I need someone to tell me what a dumb idea that is.

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