Tuesday, August 5th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
DAMN! How the hell is Gwen Stefani standing up? - Popsugar
Mary Louise Parker, I see your chichis! - Egotastic!
Little boy terrified by Emmy Rossum and rightfully so - Just Jared
Dominic Cooper is wet - Towleroad
ScarJo covers up the goods - Hollywood Tuna
Chad Michael Murray has "date rape face" - Lainey Gossip
Dunk ass celebrities - Cityrag
Tila Tequila shows off her ladyboy ass (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Keep the children away from Miley Cyrus - Hollywood Rag
Rage Against The Machine crushes Lollapalooza - IDLYITW
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Heaven's to JEHOVAH we can make fun of enormously pregnant women if we GD want to!
GDI!
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 2:36pm.
LCT.. *walks away from scene* Ooops, I just did that to my MIL...
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Tee hee hee! Will you throw some melted marshmallow in her hair and tell her a bird pooped in there?
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Really, I've never mentioned lice before this.. Wanna take this outside?
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You talkin to me?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
EEEEP. All this baby talk is scaring me more. *puts on earmuffs and makes doctor's appointment to get her tubes tied*
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Hi5.
@YourMom.. Damn, I wish that Caption This was a Big 'Ole pic of French Toast.. OH god.. Do you like?
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I have a bad feeling about this thread.......
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Well, I was wondering if Gwen had popped yet, guess this answers my question.
Why does it seem like she has been pregnant for like, forever? ANd AJ's prenancy went by in just a couple months???
God - why don't you have any mercy for pregnant ladies? That looks so far beyond uncomfortable. Even her hands are swollen!
Really, I've never mentioned lice before this.. Wanna take this outside? lets not, cause I'm pretty nauseous, and its hot. But make-up a picanic basket boo-boo and i'll rethink this..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by kdracofan on August 5, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Gwen's still preggers? damn.
What is she having?
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You see how mind blowingly awesome looking Gavin is???
That kinda beauty takes time hon...
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Nobodys talking and who tells you
when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
Notoriousrem_22 on August 5, 2008 - 11:32am.
I swore that was Britney. Oh well I cant stand Gwen anyways so I dont feel bad.
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Is that you in your avie? If it is, nice butt.
kdracofan:
I *believe* shes having a boy
kdracofan:
I *believe* shes having a boy
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 5, 2008 - 2:32pm.
I swore that was Britney. Oh well I cant stand Gwen anyways so I dont feel bad.
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*Gasps*
*repeatedly slaps you to make sure you arent hallucinating*
How can you not like gwen stephanie???
Dont you remember how great no doubt was???
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Nobodys talking and who tells you
when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
ACK! STOP SAYING LICE! What is wrong with you people?
That's the third time.
It's ALMOST SEPTEMBER!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
LCT.. *walks away from scene* Ooops, I just did that to my MIL...
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 5, 2008 - 2:32pm.
my son was born august 20th.
26th August baby here. WORD. And I went into ten months of pregnancy. I was so miserable. UGH. Hence the reason why I only have one kiddle. That shit scared my womb straight.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 2:32pm.
*crushes croutons*
*puts in girls hair that I don't like*
*points, laughs, yells* "YOu have lice, Gross!*
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH! Let's get in our time machine and go back to the third grade. I SO want to see you do that to someone.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 5, 2008 - 2:32pm.
I swore that was Britney. Oh well I cant stand Gwen anyways so I dont feel bad.
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Why would you feel bad? She's not sick - she's pregnant.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Zomay, yes, I wanted badly to splash cold water on my face, but I thought all the make-up I applied to cover up my under-eye bags would run. I'm a mess today!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I swore that was Britney. Oh well I cant stand Gwen anyways so I dont feel bad.
*crushes croutons*
*puts in girls hair that I don't like*
*points, laughs, yells* "YOu have lice, Gross!*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
period.
my son was born august 20th.
nuff said, I wanted to croak.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 2:29pm.
OH LCT,you know me sooo well. Soyed up Starbucks for an extra 40 cents will due, But i'm too broke for that today. i do have a half gallon of Lactaid Milk at home w/ my name written alll over it.. *comes*
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It's like Christmas. Throw some nutmeg and toilet bowl cleaner and it's like eggnog welfare style!
oklahoma keep an ice pack on your forehead.
kdraco: she has been pregnant for what seems a long time. She probably feels the same way!
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CthHoff, thank you for the tip.. I am downing Sierra Mist now, and licked some salt blocks I found in a field after I tipped a sleeping cow. That didn't work too well. Water it is!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
misty
for real?
I always thought gwen was petite.
hell yeah, she's ready to pop.
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 2:23pm.
OK. I'm unusually sick at my stomach due to th heat today, and having to keep looking at tht greasy cheesy burger is creeping me the fuck out! *shivers all over*
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Feel better my dear. Why does heat make people feel nauseous? I get that too and it STANKS.
OH LCT,you know me sooo well. Soyed up Starbucks for an extra 40 cents will due, But i'm too broke for that today. i do have a half gallon of Lactaid Milk at home w/ my name written alll over it.. *comes*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
CTH, I have some of RR's special EVOO for the salad tossing. If you get tongue tied I can tag-team with you.
Being pregnant in my 7th month was probably the best month I enjoyed being pregnant. The first few months all I remember is puking uncontrollably. My 6th month wasn't so bad but lucky number 7 is when my daughter really started to make herself 'known' and kicked her feet and pooched her butt outta my belly. It was like ALIENS but really neat and she responded to my voice which was really COOL. The thing was, she was a total late-nighter and I was so exhausted from being fat and it was an especially hot, miserable summer and I'm usually a late nighter too but the preg horomones and the heat together wiped me out but that little dickens would kick me something fierce in the middle of the night and so I'd get up and watch tv and she'd calm down in my belly. When she was a newborn...guess who she'd fall asleep to in her rocker? Yep. JOHNNY Carson. God rest his soul, he was the ONLY one on TV who would get my kid to sleep.
Did I veer off?
Eh.
Anyhoo. Croutons anyone? Anyone?
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 5, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Gwen is 5'7 and I hope she has the baby soon.
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
okie
re: the burger
I hear you, heat makes me sick too, drink tons of water!
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."
OK, I loves One Tree Hill w/ CM Murray, But i always hate the way his hair looks, Like its soo dry and cactusy, pointy, just such a baaad hair cut. I wish I was a goat or a lamb right now so i could tell you and explain how baaaaad i thought it was.. hate it!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Clarisse! You left a hand print! I'm going to get it tattooed on there. Will you come and sign it so I can get THAT tattooed on?
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 2:20pm.
LCt.. nope, no corndog..I treated myself today, and did TacoBell.. *running away from border*
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AHA! I was getting undertones of recycled beef. I should have known it was TacoBell and not Corndog. Throw a little Starbucks on top of that with not so fresh milk and we'll have a medley of anal scent MAGIC!
Gwen's still preggers? damn.
What is she having?
Bradiful, YES, I did read that lil Gavin had a play date w/ the baby Brange's. So they are friends. Creepy happenings going on.
Oh I think I had a taco salad of some sort today, but I had them add Guacamole, moley moley moley.. *points stick at mole*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by christine the hoff on August 5, 2008 - 2:17pm.
high five topalina!
who remembered to bring the lube?
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I don't know about lube, but I brought Crisco!
oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 2:20pm
I love TacoBell.....
I had a Taco Salad over the weekend.
And it is treat!!!
On T: Didn't Gwen and The Holy Hwore get pregnant at the same time, or around the same time????
And aren't they supposedly friends?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
OK. I'm unusually sick at my stomach due to th heat today, and having to keep looking at tht greasy cheesy burger is creeping me the fuck out! *shivers all over*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
So christine starts talking about smelling ass and bradi comes running over with some lube.
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Poor Gwen looks so uncomfortable.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Clarisse.. ! Wait.! Come back..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Hekki on August 5, 2008 - 11:11am.
In the Mary-Louise Parker photos, why is there bloodon the pillowcases?
Zomay: How many do you have? The reason I stopped at two was that it's hard enough to find someone to babysit 'em. It must be impossible to find a babysitter for THREE kids.
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I have one. Two is a good number Hekki. My mom had three but being the oldest, I was her babysitter. :)
*runs in slaps LCT's ass*
Can't stay...workin and stuff...
On topic: RATM....FUCK YES!
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
I would say if anything, Holly Madison looks like Gwen....Holly's plastic surgery was years after Gwen's been around.....
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Cause every time I try to leave, something keeps pulling at my sleeve; I don't want to but I gotta stay, these drugs really got a hold on me
-Eminem "Drug Ballad"
LCt.. nope, no corndog..I treated myself today, and did TacoBell.. *running away from border*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Hehehe... this is why I love coming on this site. Everyone knows everyone else and ya'll make me laugh like a lunatic. I can't believe I haven't gotten fired yet because of it.
Much better here than all of that "FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" nonsense on Perez. I am over that shit.
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Hi5.
Gwen Steffanie looks alot like Holly Madison.....
cept gwens got talent...
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Nobodys talking and who tells you
when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
high five topalina!
who remembered to bring the lube?
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"I don't like your grandma Cartmen, she smells like vitamins and pee."