Tuesday, August 5th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
DAMN! How the hell is Gwen Stefani standing up? - Popsugar
Mary Louise Parker, I see your chichis! - Egotastic!
Little boy terrified by Emmy Rossum and rightfully so - Just Jared
Dominic Cooper is wet - Towleroad
ScarJo covers up the goods - Hollywood Tuna
Chad Michael Murray has "date rape face" - Lainey Gossip
Dunk ass celebrities - Cityrag
Tila Tequila shows off her ladyboy ass (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Keep the children away from Miley Cyrus - Hollywood Rag
Rage Against The Machine crushes Lollapalooza - IDLYITW
ShareThis
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Muah,, *sits in corner peeling cats*
*stares crazily @ LCT & Kizzy*
Back away, just back away!
----------------------
CAT-PEELER! I'm calling Pamela Anderson. Unless you've got one there that would offset my blue eyes.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 5, 2008 - 10:59am.
*ahem*
*cries in Your Mom Ate... arms*
@Xxyxz.. *eats cookie*
Please, slut, may I have some more!
-------------------
*snaps Clarisses bra as she runs away*
Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Hello gorgeous doll!! You been behavin' yourself? *wink-wink**nudge-nudge*
************************************
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 2:52pm.
It's as if you ladies knew me in another life.
-----------------------
SUBJECT CHANGE TIME!
I have the urge to blow grapes out of the end of a flute.
---------------------------------------------
I wanna shoot chocolate covered raisins outta my bunghole....
*open up wide and catch!*
They taste like chicken!
( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )
Nobodys talking and who tells you
when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
Thanks Clarisse. I'll look at it every day. Maybe even blow air kisses at it.
Muah,, *sits in corner peeling cats*
*stares crazily @ LCT & Kizzy*
Back away, just back away!
-----------------------------------
Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 2:55pm.
FM
I learn from the best
**looks at Okie and LCT**
-------------
Hey now. I will only answer to sick sluuuuuuuuuuuuut.
*sends cookie and Vicodin to Oklahoma*
*runs back in*
*grabs Okies boobs*
*signs LCT's ass*
*runs back out*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Well said, well spoken.
That's why I'm only having kittens.
-----
That seems sort of backwards to me. Then you will have to alien baby things out of your pleasure tube times five or six.
But er, whatever floats your boat. *tweaks toesies*
************
Hi5.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Well said, well spoken.
That's why I'm only having kittens.
--------------
For the love of all that is sexy times, DON'T PEEL THEM.
Square pants, Square pants!
-----------------------------------
Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on August 5, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Damn, the baby is going to crawl out and say "Bitch, what the fuck took so long"?
Hey, I got pulled out by salad tongs. I wasn't ready for this world yet either.
More croutons anyone? Anchovies? EVOO? Parmesan? Fresh plucked basil?
K-I-Z-Z-Y
hey there <3
Xxyxz.. Yes, Adult aspirins are way too much to have around the house. Danger Danger!
-----------------------------------
Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
FM
I learn from the best
**looks at Okie and LCT**
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 2:53pm.
"Mound of honkey trash!" LOLOLOLOL!
--------------
I almost followed that up with an apology... I think the world of you, cabbage-smelling carnie!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 2:44pm.
FatMartha, don't you just want to have nighttime fantasies about going into labour and thinking about the ensuing birthing process which will inevitably hurt like hot wax dripping into your eyeball followed by shitting all over the birthing table while an alien baby forces its way out of your pleasure tube?
======================
Well said, well spoken.
That's why I'm only having kittens.
************************************
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
spongebob changed her name
*sigh*
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Is it because of what I think?
Yup. BUT on the upside, you gals have been doing a stellar job of ignoring the stalker. I'm really proud of ya'll. I'm holding my tongue and my angry typing finger and just hitting report. UGH.
Hey, for those of you curious kittens wondering what pregnancy is like? Drink a gallon of water, wear a pregnancy suit in the hot sun and get back to me with your opinion on your one day in HELL. lol
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 2:52pm.
It's as if you ladies knew me in another life.
-----------------------
SUBJECT CHANGE TIME!
I have the urge to blow grapes out of the end of a flute.
Damn, the baby is going to crawl out and say "Bitch, what the fuck took so long"?
♫♫♫♫♫☮☮☮☮☮♫♫♫♫♫☮☮☮☮☮♫♫♫♫♫☮☮☮☮☮♫♫♫♫♫☮☮☮☮☮♫♫♫♫♫
When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 3:20pm.
I never shit on the table...
while giving birth that is....
mwuahahahh
-----
lmao... You's a sick bitch.
************
Hi5.
Oklahoma...
:) Happy to see you ! I had good shopping times yedterday. How are you?
*sends bottle of baby asprin*
Be back in 10
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 2:45pm.
You MUST be PC at all times, you retarded gimp midget!
-------------
STFU, you whiter than snow mound of honkey trash!
----------------------
"Mound of honkey trash!" LOLOLOLOL!
*******************************************************
Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 2:50pm.
I never shit on the table...
while giving birth that is....
mwuahahahh
---------------------------
Bwahahahaha.. Good rules to live by!
Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 2:50pm.
I never shit on the table...
while giving birth that is....
mwuahahahh
-------------------
Teee heee heeee. Breakfast is serrrrrrved!
MWAH.
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 2:40pm.
EEEEP. All this baby talk is scaring me more. *puts on earmuffs and makes doctor's appointment to get her tubes tied*
Oh, kiddo! At least have ONE. You won't regret it one bit as long as you raise your child with unconditional love and understanding (yes, I believe love and teaching need no conditions, it's my opinion, maybe only mine but I'm stickin' to it and I did good with my daughter so I think I walked the walk enough to talk the talk).
----------------------------------------------
AMEN
( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )
Nobodys talking and who tells you
when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 2:38pm.
I have a bad feeling about this thread.......
I'm with you on that and I think we both know why. *heavy hearted sigh*
-------------------
Is it because of what I think?
-----------------------
It's as if you ladies knew me in another life.
*******************************************************
Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by M.E. on August 5, 2008 - 2:48pm.
Not every woman is in exreame pain during childbirth, nor does every woman shit on the table.
Jeez.
---------------------
Sigh. It's called a joke. I feel embarrassed even having to SAY that.
Xxyxz.. What up my lady lover..
-----------------------------------
Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by HollyMadison on August 5, 2008 - 2:37pm.
God - why don't you have any mercy for pregnant ladies? That looks so far beyond uncomfortable. Even her hands are swollen!
________________________________________________
HOLLY! You're twin is on the crumbs today....
Do you think you will ever have the baby you so desperately want with Hefs crusty sperm and be set up for life with Hefs millions by doing so?
You've guys have been trying for years and it still hasnt happened so something might be wrong...
( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )
Nobodys talking and who tells you
when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 2:45pm.
You MUST be PC at all times, you retarded gimp midget!
-------------
STFU, you whiter than snow mound of honkey trash!
I never shit on the table...
while giving birth that is....
mwuahahahh
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 2:38pm.
I have a bad feeling about this thread.......
I'm with you on that and I think we both know why. *heavy hearted sigh*
-------------------
Is it because of what I think?
Submitted by M.E. on August 5, 2008 - 2:43pm.
When I was preggers with my second, my belly went OUT, not around, just OUT. It looked like a huge shelf.
I feel Gwen's pain. The last 5 weeks were complete HELL!
-At least Gwen is humble enough to put on the weight for her babies, stretch marks and all.
|******************************
I was gonna say - second kids are usually like that. It's because the uterus is more responsive - it swells faster to accommodate.
And about Gwen too - she's the only one I've heard to ever admit to having some issues about her weight - that she used to be kinda chub as a kid and that's why she's on top of her diet and exercise like white on rice. And she just "seems" (I'm sure she struggles at times) to handle it gracefully.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Not every woman is in exreame pain during childbirth, nor does every woman shit on the table.
Jeez.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 3:14pm.
FatMartha, don't you just want to have nighttime fantasies about going into labour and thinking about the ensuing birthing process which will inevitably hurt like hot wax dripping into your eyeball followed by shitting all over the birthing table while an alien baby forces its way out of your pleasure tube?
I can't WAIT!
----
NO! No I don't!! Yeargh!!! You apparently did not see my first post on this thread:
"Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 2:24pm.
I am glad that I have made a vow never to pop a small human out of my vajayjay.
Watermelon sized object + ping-pong ball sized hole = No gracias."
************
Hi5.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 2:40pm.
EEEEP. All this baby talk is scaring me more. *puts on earmuffs and makes doctor's appointment to get her tubes tied*
Oh, kiddo! At least have ONE. You won't regret it one bit as long as you raise your child with unconditional love and understanding (yes, I believe love and teaching need no conditions, it's my opinion, maybe only mine but I'm stickin' to it and I did good with my daughter so I think I walked the walk enough to talk the talk).
*ahem*@LCT: UGH. I can't look at it either, it's making me wanna puke. (the huge burger)
But really - I came here to ask you about...ok, bare with me: I'm not sure if it's your dick or your heart ....I just remember that I thought it could go either way at the time. Please and thank you, have a nice day:)
ANYHOW: Are you ok?
ONT:
O there she is! She's huge! And her face is puffy...she's an any day now girl, yes?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Heaven's to JEHOVAH we can make fun of enormously pregnant women if we GD want to!
GDI!
--------------------------
You MUST be PC at all times, you retarded gimp midget!
*******************************************************
Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 10:43am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 2:38pm.
I have a bad feeling about this thread.......
I'm with you on that and I think we both know why. *heavy hearted sigh*
Oh well.
-At least Gwen is humble enough to put on the weight for her babies, stretch marks and all.
It is NOT easy being pregnant.
Crouton crumbs for everyone!
************************************************
WORD!
Oh Shit!
LOL Hey LcT , Oklahoma and angel_i
all you other whores...
Almost
FatMartha, don't you just want to have nighttime fantasies about going into labour and thinking about the ensuing birthing process which will inevitably hurt like hot wax dripping into your eyeball followed by shitting all over the birthing table while an alien baby forces its way out of your pleasure tube?
I can't WAIT!
When I was preggers with my second, my belly went OUT, not around, just OUT. It looked like a huge shelf.
I feel Gwen's pain. The last 5 weeks were complete HELL!
Hence why I had my doctor break my water at 38 weeks. I looked at him and said "I. Am. DONE!!! Get this baby out of me!"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 2:38pm.
I have a bad feeling about this thread.......
I'm with you on that and I think we both know why. *heavy hearted sigh*
Oh well.
-At least Gwen is humble enough to put on the weight for her babies, stretch marks and all.
It is NOT easy being pregnant.
Crouton crumbs for everyone!
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 1:40pm.
@YourMom.. Damn, I wish that Caption This was a Big 'Ole pic of French Toast.. OH god.. Do you like?
-----------------------------
I love french toast, but I'm actually in the mood for tacos and chimichangas...with wings...like angels from heaven that fly right into your mouth.
*******************************************************
Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
O, i see - you are the sissy la-la. (thanks Triscuit - I've worked that into conversation twice today already;P)
I am nauseous too. Maybe we can have a puke-off.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
*looks around room* I don't see anyone else here a talking about Licity Lice lice..
OK, that was really hard to say w/ a straight face