Tuesday, August 5th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
DAMN! How the hell is Gwen Stefani standing up? - Popsugar
Mary Louise Parker, I see your chichis! - Egotastic!
Little boy terrified by Emmy Rossum and rightfully so - Just Jared
Dominic Cooper is wet - Towleroad
ScarJo covers up the goods - Hollywood Tuna
Chad Michael Murray has "date rape face" - Lainey Gossip
Dunk ass celebrities - Cityrag
Tila Tequila shows off her ladyboy ass (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Keep the children away from Miley Cyrus - Hollywood Rag
Rage Against The Machine crushes Lollapalooza - IDLYITW
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Stop! I'm getting all teary-eyed.
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Sigh. It's hard to wake up, day after day, without a man who can get me a Green Card.
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"I mean, my passport man's alright, but I need someone with stability."
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 3:48pm.
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Are you saying my avie is...Kitty Porn? ROFL
I have that same toesies fetish, they are too cute not to.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
does this mean ratm are reunited for good, or just a lollapalooza thing?
does this mean ratm are reunited for good, or just a lollapalooza thing?
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 2:21pm.
oooh Clarisse. Looks like you forgot these, *holds up panties*
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Um, what are you doing with those panties? Are you and your glorious honkers cheating on me? I demand an explanation!
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*blushes* You are starting to give these big boobies a big head.. And those, uhm, those panties are mine.. yeah, Mine! *blinks*
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Stop! I'm getting all teary-eyed.
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Sigh. It's hard to wake up, day after day, without a man who can get me a Green Card.
Mishma, another true dat story.. We made some pot brownies once.. They were awful, so we left them in my BF's room in some aluminum foil. Well she (his mom) went in to pick up clothes or something, And found them, and fucking ate some.. WE just told her she could have them.. Good MFing times.. Oh man! lil pot head, she had no idea. SHe loved them and ate every last piece.. muah!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 3:20pm.
That's twoo wuv alright, it's not his smile, it's not how he makes her laugh, it's that expedited border crossing that shows the depth and breadth of her devotion.
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I agree. It doesn't matter whether or not the man treats you like gold or not, it's what his citizenship can get you.
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Stop! I'm getting all teary-eyed.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
DOT smells...Tila is ugly!
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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 2:21pm.
oooh Clarisse. Looks like you forgot these, *holds up panties*
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Um, what are you doing with those panties? Are you and your glorious honkers cheating on me? I demand an explanation!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 3:20pm.
That's twoo wuv alright, it's not his smile, it's not how he makes her laugh, it's that expedited border crossing that shows the depth and breadth of her devotion.
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I agree. It doesn't matter whether or not the man treats you like gold or not, it's what his citizenship can get you.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 5, 2008 - 3:20pm.
*streaks thru nekkid*
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Wow, you been hittin' the stair master? Can I bounce a quarter off your butt?
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 3:20pm.
LCT, I know I'm probably going to regret this more than the teeth in my vagina but wtf is "IVF USER"?
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In vitro fertilization user.
LOL "your mom ate the..." totally reminds me of this time in HS a bunch of us girls got some mushrooms and went to one girl's house at lunchbreak to eat them. We left them on the kitchen table to go out back and have a smoke and when we came back they were gone and there is our friend's mother is standing there with a Cheshire Cat grin on her face and another girl blurted: "dude, your mom ate the mushrooms!" LOL, true story
On Topic: White Oprah would totally eat the mushrooms
Submitted by Clarisse on August 5, 2008 - 2:20pm.
*streaks thru nekkid*
xxyxz!!! Kizz!!! LCT!!! Okie!!!! Dot!!! YMAtT!!! It's troll season!
*puts clothes on and goes back to work*
sigh
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Clarisse! It's also bloop season. We need to crash some Girl Scouts' good time.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 3:48pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 3:09pm
I heard they sell chicken feet from food carts on the streets of Beijing, eat those toes, they're already cooked for you.
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They do that in Ecuador too. Along with serving cow-hoof soup.
Your Kizzy-kat toesies are giving me a foot fetish, methinks, they are that cute.
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Hi5.
oooh Clarisse. Looks like you forgot these, *holds up panties*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 3:11pm.
That's twoo wuv alright, it's not his smile, it's not how he makes her laugh, it's that expedited border crossing that shows the depth and breadth of her devotion.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LCT, I know I'm probably going to regret this more than the teeth in my vagina but wtf is "IVF USER"?
I know I'm going to feel stupid once you give me the answer so go ahead and put me in the corner now with the dunce hat on so I can cry with my crouton crumb infested hair.
Fuck. I gotta go for now and be a productive fucktard of society and get some shit done. Nobody say nuttin' mean about me whilst I'm gone or I will come back with a fully loaded oozie and shoot you all in the face with crouton crumbs. Don't think I won't! I also have an EVOO squirt gun and some pepper sprouts from my garden. Don't make me do it. DON'T!
I keed.
Anyway. I hope everyone has a great day, a great week, a great weekend, a great life. Hey, we ain't pushin' up daisies! Ain't that reason to celebrate?!
*streaks thru nekkid*
xxyxz!!! Kizz!!! LCT!!! Okie!!!! Dot!!! YMAtT!!! It's troll season!
*puts clothes on and goes back to work*
sigh
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity…
All it needs is a little push.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 3:09pm
****glares @Okie
Dese toesies are MINE.
I heard they sell chicken feet from food carts on the streets of Beijing, eat those toes, they're already cooked for you.
Smell dese toesies, kiss dese toesies, no tasting dese toesies. I will flick kitty-toe-jam in your hair.
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Hmph, Well I just never! well, I might just want to take one lil gander at those lil toesies. *tickle tickle* teehee..
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 3:09pm
****glares @Okie
Dese toesies are MINE.
I heard they sell chicken feet from food carts on the streets of Beijing, eat those toes, they're already cooked for you.
Smell dese toesies, kiss dese toesies, no tasting dese toesies. I will flick kitty-toe-jam in your hair.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 3:12pm.
LCT.. ok #1 no more off topic
#2 WHA? did she really marry hotness Ryan Reynolds? I'll keeeel that bitch. or just stare her down really hard if I ever see her..Which ever one sounds more tough
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#1 My breaf smells like hot dogs
#2 I don't think they're married yet, but her comments include asking what she's going to get out of the deal if Ryan Reynolds is considered a prince in Canada and the fact that being married to a Canadian will let her get across the border easy and her excitement about that. Stoooooooooopid things to say. She sure makes it look like she really does love him *eyeroll*
LOL...yall funny.
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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 3:12pm.
And I feel the same about you, depressed vampire-housing paluka!
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If I knew what a paluka was, I'd say I only learned from the best paluka!
Xxyxz.. Homie! well going on off topic terms. I got called a dumbshit last night from th love of my life cause I was on the phone when i got home, and got tooo many text msg's. *cringes*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
LCT.. ok #1 no more off topic
#2 WHA? did she really marry hotness Ryan Reynolds? I'll keeeel that bitch. or just stare her down really hard if I ever see her..Which ever one sounds more tough
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
-bored!!! Here.
How WUDE!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 2:53pm.
"Mound of honkey trash!" LOLOLOLOL!
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I almost followed that up with an apology... I think the world of you, cabbage-smelling carnie!
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And I feel the same about you, depressed vampire-housing paluka!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 3:09pm.
Anyone want to pull my finger?
*Bloop*
Hey! Twins!
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IVF USER! IVF!
I hate to be an off-topic news spiller, but I was bored so I cruised over to People (slap me) and one of the headlines is that Scarlett JoImATwat is 'excited to marry a Canadian' so she can pass through the border quicker.
Anyone want to pull my finger?
*Bloop*
Hey! Twins!
*stares @ Kizzy's kitties* mmmmm delic.. Different route, ay! *rubs chin*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
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okay okay... I'll try
*lunges acrosss room in slo-mo* Noooooooo Xxyxz Nooooooo
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Dammit, Okie, how many times do I have to tell you, if you're going to go the DIY merkin route, you want to use mink or ermine, not Tabby or Persian!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'll be back bitches
Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Oh goddess damnit. Please don't. I'll hand-feed you some grapes and wild honey but for the love of all things dlisted please don't do it. I know the temptation all too well but it ain't worth it. I'm gritting my teeth as I type this. lol
xxyxz, DON'T DO IT. Yes, just keep blooping. And concentrate on the smell.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 3:03pm.
*digs thru cat peelings* hmmm. I think I see one that will look great w/ your prom dress, and will match your "Date Rape Face" *throws it at LCT*
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Wow, this is GORGEOUS. I love the marking on the back that looks like an angry clown face. It's appropriate.
*Bloooooop*
Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 3:24pm
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Oh, no, their mama will do that for me. I'm going Hollyweird, I'm going to pimp my fuzzy daughter.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Dude... Somebody stop my ass.... I feel like feeding the troll.
*smacks self silly*
Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 3:02pm.
I miss my LoLo
Me too damnit. Let's "BLOOP" in her honor.
*BLOOP*
*digs thru cat peelings* hmmm. I think I see one that will look great w/ your prom dress, and will match your "Date Rape Face" *throws it at LCT*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
xxyxz's lovely comment was reminiscent of the night of the Gross-Out contest. That was just the peachiest.
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Hi5.
-All this time and not ONE person has mentioned PLACENTA? Sheesh. You peeled pussy cats!
Aw, There there, Xxyxz.. *brushes pubes*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I miss my LoLo
Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Well said, well spoken.
That's why I'm only having kittens.
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I gave birth to a stalk of clery once....
I call him Egor...
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Nobodys talking and who tells you
when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone