Tuesday, August 5th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
DAMN! How the hell is Gwen Stefani standing up? - Popsugar
Mary Louise Parker, I see your chichis! - Egotastic!
Little boy terrified by Emmy Rossum and rightfully so - Just Jared
Dominic Cooper is wet - Towleroad
ScarJo covers up the goods - Hollywood Tuna
Chad Michael Murray has "date rape face" - Lainey Gossip
Dunk ass celebrities - Cityrag
Tila Tequila shows off her ladyboy ass (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Keep the children away from Miley Cyrus - Hollywood Rag
Rage Against The Machine crushes Lollapalooza - IDLYITW
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Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Angel_i
Troll alert... Can't ignore much longer...
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Yeah - apparently it re-registered...?
Crazy-ass stalker troll who I might have some love for, because i do love loons...but this one is mean and nasty.
UM...OFFT: How do I get this squirrel out of my house?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Jolie- Why you always gotta be pickin' fights with the trash around here, you bitchy queen?!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Clarisse on August 5, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Okie!
A) I gave you those bloomers as a gift!
B) Don't run from Bradi!
xxyxz,
Psssst! Gurl! You didn't hear this from me, but Okie is steppin out w/YMAtT!!!
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Not true! I'm only having an affair with her ta-ta's!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Damn you ladies (minus the cum poster) are fucking awesome!
I would shop with you sluts on my free time and i dont even do that for my own sister! (bitch gots bad taste)
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Angel_i.. I plead the FIFTH *says fif in high pitch voice* One two three four, FIFTH!!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Okie!
A) I gave you those bloomers as a gift!
B) Don't run from Bradi!
xxyxz,
Psssst! Gurl! You didn't hear this from me, but Okie is steppin out w/YMAtT!!!
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I'd be pissed off too if I got an Italian foot-long without the sauce. Although, I'm not talking about a sandwich. -MK
I'm reading posts now. What the fuckity fuck is going on up in this bitch??
*anal lubing*
*Flavor of Love wanna be's*
Uhm....??????????????????
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Is it because of what I think?
Yup. BUT on the upside, you gals have been doing a stellar job of ignoring the stalker.
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*ahem*
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Angel_i
Troll alert... Can't ignore much longer...
REPORTED!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 5, 2008 - 11:35am.
Gwen Stefani has been preggers since the last week of November. OK, I know I ain't a mommy but, jeepers creepers, that is the gestational period of a horse...
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Well, pregnancy IS 40 weeks, give or take a couple, so and August due date or early Sept due date isn't really "off".
Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 3:59pm.
AJ-P
*arm in arm*
Lets go! She isn't worth it
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What in the name of Brangelina is going on here!?!?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
OMG - 126 new posts. I was gone, like, an hour. *cue mommy voice* Oklahoma...is this your doing...?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!
Fatty fatty two by four, can't get thru the draw-bridge door!
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*goes to find Bradiful*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 5, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by white sticky stuff on August 5, 2008 - 3:53pm.
@Jolie-Pitt....im not fat! At least im skinnier than SOME people we know and if you think shes pretty than im DEFENATELY pretty!
BITCH! we really dont fucking run in the same circles and i dont know what none of you mother fuckers look like but if they tell you you look like flavo of crack reject then let me just say those hos on there are the reason im GAY GAY GAY GAY AND LOVE IT!
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Ooooooooh. You're gay! You need to come to Vegas and go to a club called free zone on Thursday...ill be there waiting to give your salad a toss! And thats if you're cute!
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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
AJ-P
*arm in arm*
Lets go! She isn't worth it
Submitted by white sticky stuff on August 5, 2008 - 3:53pm.
@Jolie-Pitt....im not fat! At least im skinnier than SOME people we know and if you think shes pretty than im DEFENATELY pretty!
BITCH! we really dont fucking run in the same circles and i dont know what none of you mother fuckers look like but if they tell you you look like flavo of crack reject then let me just say those hos on there are the reason im GAY GAY GAY GAY AND LOVE IT!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
You aren't worth it...
TRUST
gwens hair is looking very, hmm 'trailorpark'ish? she looks like shana moakler til you scroll down more and see the belly- but, who can blame her when she has what looks like a small african village in her belly.
She's standing up because Gwen is strong and Angelina Jolie is a lazy bitch.
LCT
Fucking loves it!
Submitted by white sticky stuff on August 5, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 5, 2008 - 3:41pm.
oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 3:38pm.
*snarls*
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*hisses and ears go down*
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*arches back and shows teeth*
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*throws poop*
Submitted by Incognito on August 5, 2008 - 3:34pm.
There was blood on the pillows because earlier that episode the guy she was having sex with got grazed by a bullet on his neck.
oh that is the story of my life! My mens always getting banged up..... THE BUTT THAT IS!!! HA HA HA!!!!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 3:44pm
*grabs okie by the scruff*
Oh no you don't hobag.....
*gives okie a little catnip snuff to get her charged*
It's all fine and dandy to ignore but when a Pig insists on rolling around in it's own shit, they leave marks and a stank everywhere.
OVER IT!!!!!
*cleans off pig shit stank from front claws*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I know all the mechanisms of butt sex!
hears what you do, praactice by putting things of ever increasing size in and make sure theres lots of lube....once you get up to something the size of a cantaluope, youre all good!
*plans trip to random Las Vegas Bridge or overpass*
HELP ME
Submitted by white sticky stuff on August 5, 2008 - 3:41pm.
People always tell me I look like I need to be on flavor of love...or I look like I need to be in a strip club somewhere or a porn video....
OH SHIT you must be a hot mess of ghetto fat rolls with no fucking teef and some speach issues such as a lisp or your head up in your ass!!!
THAT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT YOU HAVE TO LOOK LIKE A FAT DUMB WHORE IF BITCHES SAY THAT SHIT!
OH MY GOD!!!! FREAK!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
*jots in planner to ass-rape Xxyxz* (several times over)
*runs from Bradiful*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Oklahoma
Make sure you "ass rape" me today... Okay
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Screw Okie....
I know all the mechanisms of butt sex!
hears what you do, praactice by putting things of ever increasing size in and make sure theres lots of lube....once you get up to something the size of a cantaluope, youre all good!!!
( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )
Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
Meoooooow
Bring it!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Why buy the visa when you can get the dual-citizenship for free?
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You present an excellent argument, there.
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Indeed, ScarJo must be a shecret geniiimus.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 5, 2008 - 3:41pm.
oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 3:38pm.
*snarls*
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*hisses and ears go down*
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*arches back and shows teeth*
( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )
Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
Oh, shit! Catfight!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Oklahoma
Make sure you "ass rape" me today... Okay
(inside joke) I would never use that in a NORMAL everyday conversation
People always tell me I look like I need to be on flavor of love...or I look like I need to be in a strip club somewhere or a porn video....
I dont know if its a compliment or diss....
Oh well, I wonder if Tila hears that alot too cuz it dont bother me...
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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 3:38pm.
*snarls*
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*hisses and ears go down*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
*snarls*
Submitted by peaches on August 5, 2008 - 3:33pm
Hey doll!! ITA. Gwen does look healthy, not all bony with a beachball belly.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ugh, that looks mighty uncomfortable, look how swollen her hands are. Great bc just looking at that pic. :shudder:
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 3:30pm.
"I mean, my passport man's alright, but I need someone with stability."
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I could help you out....I know every male escort in vegas, something someone like you would prob need...
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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
Submitted by Kizzy on August 5, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Why buy the visa when you can get the dual-citizenship for free?
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You present an excellent argument, there.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
what happened to the "Flavor Of Love reject" avie?
Hi Deb!
Turn on your Yahoo!
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Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge;
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle, sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
Gwen Stefani has been preggers since the last week of November. OK, I know I ain't a mommy but, jeepers creepers, that is the gestational period of a horse...
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...whatever.
There was blood on the pillows because earlier that episode the guy she was having sex with got grazed by a bullet on his neck.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 2:21pm.
oooh Clarisse. Looks like you forgot these, *holds up panties*
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Um, what are you doing with those panties? Are you and your glorious honkers cheating on me? I demand an explanation!
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*blushes* You are starting to give these big boobies a big head.. And those, uhm, those panties are mine.. yeah, Mine! *blinks*
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Oh, well, when you put it that way...I guess I believe you because I'm a stupid loser like Balthazar Getty's wife! LOL!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Well at least she's eating appropriatly for a pregnant woman!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Stop! I'm getting all teary-eyed.
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Sigh. It's hard to wake up, day after day, without a man who can get me a Green Card.
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"I mean, my passport man's alright, but I need someone with stability."
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Why buy the visa when you can get the dual-citizenship for free?
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
She looks sexy in pregnancy. But just saw her on millionaire personals site """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 3:30pm.
"I mean, my passport man's alright, but I need someone with stability."
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"I need someone who can give me dual citizenship. Without that, there is no foundation to base our marriage on. There is no rock."
I will have to report abuse of having to figure out what RATM is. Thinking is bad, mmkay. I mean, I know what it is. but argh! This is ANTM by the..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Oopsie!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron