Tuesday, August 5th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

DAMN! How the hell is Gwen Stefani standing up? - Popsugar

Mary Louise Parker, I see your chichis! - Egotastic!

Little boy terrified by Emmy Rossum and rightfully so - Just Jared

Dominic Cooper is wet - Towleroad

ScarJo covers up the goods - Hollywood Tuna

Chad Michael Murray has "date rape face" - Lainey Gossip

Dunk ass celebrities - Cityrag

Tila Tequila shows off her ladyboy ass (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Keep the children away from Miley Cyrus - Hollywood Rag

Rage Against The Machine crushes Lollapalooza - IDLYITW



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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 6, 2008 - 3:24am.

True BUT the repetitive stupid shit she does helps me when I'm working out. Maybe that's all it's good for but hey, I can't complain. lol

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No Doubt doesn't bother me, but I think her solo stuff sounds like a seizure. Too much, too much.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 6, 2008 - 3:02am.

Wahhhhhhhh? Don't speak. Hella good?

Her shit is bananas... B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

You ain't no hollabackgirl? Sorry but I couldn't resist! It's in my nature. Brat ^me^

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I think Gwen Stefani's music is suck, but she's really pretty, even without the makeup.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

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RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE RULES!

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Damn is she having twins too

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I saw No Doubt before they were big in a small club. We were tripped out on acid and the way Gwen jumped around on stage nearly sent me over the edge. I had to go stare at a wall, literally, to calm down.

I saw Rage at Lollapalooza in '93.
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-I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
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-Apes. But they're not as big.

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Gwen is STILL pregnant?? Didn't she get pregnant around the same time as Angie? I guess she'll give birth any day now ... with twins

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She's got the "natural" chola look. And wow no red.

I was wondering if this bitch popped. I haven't heard anything about her even though everyone reported on her a few months ago. I'm really curious what name she's going to name her kid.

She looks sexy in pregnancy. But just saw her on millionaire personals site """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

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Gwen is STILL preggers? Wow, I thought she had the baby & was keeping quite about it.

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Last Xtina sighting - August 4th 2008

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 2:02pm.

Waffle house!!!!

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Re:
Dominic Cooper is wet - Towleroad
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Dom ain't "wet" in those pix - those sluts at Towelroad just jacked off all over that magazine. You can tell.
Well, I would have....

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Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 4:15pm.

Cody Bass LOL
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Yowzers. I just Cody Bass'd in my pants.

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Want to team up for the apocalypse?

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Submitted by heather123 on August 5, 2008 - 3:56pm.
WOW...I registered just to comment on Gwen. I looked up her pregnancy announcement for this baby and it said that they announced the pregnancy in January of this year. At that time, she was 13 months pregnant. That means she could be anywhere from 9 1/2 months to as many as 11 months pregnant! Crack her open and set that child free!
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Welcome! You must mean 13 weeks pregnant. 13 months back in January would make her 20 months pregnant right now!

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

WOW...I registered just to comment on Gwen. I looked up her pregnancy announcement for this baby and it said that they announced the pregnancy in January of this year. At that time, she was 13 months pregnant. That means she could be anywhere from 9 1/2 months to as many as 11 months pregnant! Crack her open and set that child free!

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Regarding Miley Fartlips Cyrus, doesn't she fucking learn?? Her phone's hacked, everyone's talking about what a mayjah bitchy little twerp she is but she still thinks she's hot! Amazing! Billy Ray reminds me of the Geico caveman by the way.

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I always feeel like SomeBODYS waaaaaaaatching meeeee

AND I GOT NO PRIVACY!

Rockwell sings that song that matches emotions here today

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

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Clarisse

I don't have one anymore... I am going to make up a new account soon... I'll let you know :)

I miss my myspace

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xxyxz!
Are you on PSL's myspace??

I am *wink*wink*nudge*nudge....

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Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 3:45pm.
your mom ate...

I asked around to see who was trying to add me.

Viva confirmed it was HER. I'm glad she doesn't remember...

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GD creepy-ass motherfunkers we've got swarming around these parts lately!

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

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your mom ate...

I asked around to see who was trying to add me.

Viva confirmed it was HER. I'm glad she doesn't remember...

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Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 4:29pm.
WSS

like you tried to add me right?

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xxy, was it this mofo who tried to add you on MS? Not beigebaby?

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

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Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Your Mom Ate..

I think it was work related problems..Not sure. Thornhill said he hasn't talked to her either since April.
I hope she is okay

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Word. I hope so, too.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

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Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 4:29pm.
WSS

like you tried to add me right?

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????

I have no idea who you are on myspace and how would you know if it was me trying to add you????....

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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone

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WSS

like you tried to add me right?

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Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 4:20pm.
YourMom.. Good fucking question about snowy, I've asked that so many times to the moon and stars in hopes of receiving some sort of closure. Nothing!
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You guys need to add people you really like on here to your myspace......that way, you can know whats up with everyone at all times!

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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone

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Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on August 5, 2008 - 2:54pm.

Damn, the baby is going to crawl out and say "Bitch, what the fuck took so long"?
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I LUVS your avvie:)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!

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Submitted by white sticky stuff on August 5, 2008 - 1:17pm.

What has the troll done that is nasty or mean?
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um, YOU are the troll they are referring to......jeez.

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Submitted by white sticky stuff on August 5, 2008 - 3:18pm.

ROTFLMAO!

At least you own it!

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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"

She looks sexy in pregnancy. But just saw her on millionaire personals site """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

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Your Mom Ate..

I think it was work related problems..Not sure. Thornhill said he hasn't talked to her either since April.
I hope she is okay

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YourMom.. Good fucking question about snowy, I've asked that so many times to the moon and stars in hopes of receiving some sort of closure. Nothing!

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

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Oklahoma

Yes ma'am

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Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Cody Bass LOL

He left when Snowy did right? I miss her

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Why did Snowpiece leave, anyway?

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

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Submitted by EyeRoll on August 5, 2008 - 4:11pm.
People always tell me I look like I need to be on flavor of love...or I look like I need to be in a strip club somewhere or a porn video....

I dont know if its a compliment or diss....

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Lemme break it down for you.
it means you look like trash and you act like trash and you are trash.
Does that explain it?
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Yeah....im definately pretty trashy, thats for sure...but the fellas like it so maybe thats a good thing...

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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone

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Xxyxz.. I miss Snowpiece too. That hot cunt! mmmm *drools* all naughtyness makes me drool.. I'm calling you soon bitch! Not that I'll call you a 'soon bitch' but soon, I shall call you. OK?

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

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Submitted by angel_i on August 5, 2008 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 4:06pm.

Yeah - apparently it re-registered...?

Crazy-ass stalker troll who I might have some love for, because i do love loons...but this one is mean and nasty.
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What has the troll done that is nasty or mean?

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Nobodys talking and who tells you when to go home
Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone

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YMAtT

I'm a giver... It's okay. I forgive you

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Cody Bass LOL

He left when Snowy did right? I miss her

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Submitted by xxyxz on August 5, 2008 - 4:12pm.

Angel_i

leave your door open and leave a trail of nuts going outside
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Aha! Good idea. It's munching peanuts alongside my traitorous bunny right now. It stole them and tried to bury them in my big plant *eyeroll* I left my window open, I guess it must have dropped a few.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!

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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 5, 2008 - 3:10pm.

It's ok, I'm wearing platform wedges from Banana Republic today, so them's tacky enough. =D

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That's the kind of pregnant belly Nicole Kidman wanted.

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Submitted by EyeRoll on August 5, 2008 - 4:11pm.

People always tell me I look like I need to be on flavor of love...or I look like I need to be in a strip club somewhere or a porn video....

I dont know if its a compliment or diss....
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LOL! I guess it depends on how they say it.

Or who says it. Was it Shauna? Cuz then it's a compliment, fersure.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Happy X-mas, One and All!

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xxy--I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a Sluttyenna. I didn't know you and Okie were love beeshes.

On the topic of trolls: Ahh, how I often miss Cody Bass!

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

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Angel_i

leave your door open and leave a trail of nuts going outside

Or... Call Arnold...

People always tell me I look like I need to be on flavor of love...or I look like I need to be in a strip club somewhere or a porn video....

I dont know if its a compliment or diss....

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Lemme break it down for you.
it means you look like trash and you act like trash and you are trash.
Does that explain it?

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Submitted by Stoney on August 5, 2008 - 4:09pm.

HA HA HA! Well cause i am a bitchy queen i guess!

Come on you flexi slut (your avie).

Im gona pick you out some lucite shoes.

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

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*hangs head in shame* Otay, clarisse.. No more showing off your undies. I stand strong now! *beats chest*

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

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Clarisse

It's okay... You can be my rebound!

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