TyTy Baby As Michelle Obama
The picture might be small, but TyTy's craziness still shines through loud and proud. This is TyTy channeling Michelle Obama in September's Harper's Bazaar. Bizarre is more like it. You know TyTy pretended to be Michelle the entire day. She probably event called Barack and said, "Hi honey. It's me. What do you want for dinner?" The woman is certifiable.
TyTy told the magazine how TyTy felt went Barack Obama got the nomination, "When Barack won the nomination, I just started bawling. I started calling all these people, and everybody was talking to me like I was crazy. They’re like, ‘Well, he hasn’t won yet,’ but I’m like, ‘Yes, he has, because he’s gotten this far." Um....something tells me they always tell her she's crazy no matter what she says. She says "Hello, it's Tyra" and they say, "Bitch, you're crazy." CLICK. Dial tone.
TyTy went on to say, "With Barack Obama, his becoming president is them becoming president because Michelle was there from the beginning. Without Michelle, he wouldn’t be there.” What she meant to say was, "Without TyTy, he wouldn't be there. He was on TyTy's show once, you know. That's not a coincidence."
Oh and there's a sad lion freezing his head off somewhere, because TyTy took his mane for this cover.
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Since when is it okay for trannies to dress up as potential first ladies? Michelle Obama has officially been insulted.
Zomay! i'm still LMAO @ "and so is I" Bwahahah, But that means you're paying for those baby wipes..
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Submitted by Otter Pop on August 5, 2008 - 11:33am.
Is it possible to make as much money as Tyra and still be borderline mentally retarded?
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oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 9:29am.
Zomay.. GD you. I just pooped in my brand new pull-up.. I'm not such a big kid now. FUCK!
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Is it possible to make as much money as Tyra and still be borderline mentally retarded?
as crazy as TyTy is...Michelle has her beat
A) I don't find the Obamas to be glamorous or saintly at all. Why any model would want to do this other than for some attention is beyond m.e
B) Tyra cheapens the hell out of everything she touches. Now that we've heard so much of what's on her unbalanced mind, it's hard to believe that she was ever a real model.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Zomay.. GD you. I just pooped in my brand new pull-up.. I'm not such a big kid now. FUCK!
Great. Make that two shatty pull-ups in the dumpster.
How sad are you when you attempt to steal the spotlight from a woman whose husband is running for President?
Damn, the desperation is running so high on that one, the photographer needed hip-waders.
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Thats almost like the J/P's cover on W, I think that was the mag.
ubmitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 5, 2008 - 12:27pm.
I'd rather judge an egg fart contest than read all that shit she has to say.
ISMU, you don't know any people that eat a lot of garlic and onions eh? We are talking SBD WMD on so many lethal levels it ain't funny.
Zomay.. GD you. I just pooped in my brand new pull-up.. I'm not such a big kid now. FUCK!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Please tell me we're not getting those annoying "First" people on here, ugh.
That sure is one black lil girl, I mean, seriously.. I didn't realize Obama and family were that uh, dark.. *holds breath for replies*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Thats fucked-up.
Tyra on the phone to Michelle:
"I really thought you would like this whole photo shoot thing, I mean you are a smart successful black woman, and so is I."
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Are you fucking kidding me? I hope she gets a shit load of backlash for this and Michelle says something about how STUPID this is.
She doesn't look anything like her....
I'd rather judge an egg fart contest than read all that shit she has to say.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
That sh-t looks cheap as hell. They produce better photos on ANTM. Seriously what was the point of having her dress up like MO? I don't get it.
Okay...
I'm not usually one to get on Tyra's clit...
But I can see what she was doing with this layout...
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Ducking back in my private corner...
What an insult to Michelle! ('Frist' Bitches)
Can I cut a bitch?
Note to Cops.. Bernstar was w/ me the night he killed Tyra.. I mean, the night Tyra was killed.. That's right! *puts out joint on cheek like Amy*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Someone provide me an alibi, because I'm flyin' to Chicago to beat this bitch with her own inflated sense of self-worth.
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Vile.
it's official. I hate Tyra.
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Cause every time I try to leave, something keeps pulling at my sleeve; I don't want to but I gotta stay, these drugs really got a hold on me
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Why would she even do this???