TyTy Baby As Michelle Obama
The picture might be small, but TyTy's craziness still shines through loud and proud. This is TyTy channeling Michelle Obama in September's Harper's Bazaar. Bizarre is more like it. You know TyTy pretended to be Michelle the entire day. She probably event called Barack and said, "Hi honey. It's me. What do you want for dinner?" The woman is certifiable.
TyTy told the magazine how TyTy felt went Barack Obama got the nomination, "When Barack won the nomination, I just started bawling. I started calling all these people, and everybody was talking to me like I was crazy. They’re like, ‘Well, he hasn’t won yet,’ but I’m like, ‘Yes, he has, because he’s gotten this far." Um....something tells me they always tell her she's crazy no matter what she says. She says "Hello, it's Tyra" and they say, "Bitch, you're crazy." CLICK. Dial tone.
TyTy went on to say, "With Barack Obama, his becoming president is them becoming president because Michelle was there from the beginning. Without Michelle, he wouldn’t be there.” What she meant to say was, "Without TyTy, he wouldn't be there. He was on TyTy's show once, you know. That's not a coincidence."
Oh and there's a sad lion freezing his head off somewhere, because TyTy took his mane for this cover.
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here's a thought--put the REAL michelle obama in the magazine--why the hell does someone have to dress up like her?
Just when I think she can't possibly annoy me any more...
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Meanwhile, MAD magazine has a cover parody of Barack:
http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2008/08/mads_obama_and_m...
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?
Tyra should be president. She'd be much more fun.
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Next on her whirlwind tour of ill-conceived ideas, she should dress up like Mother Teresa and the Mona Lisa and Joan of Arc.
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"Bag and shoe special" and then her face. How appropo.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
HEY TYRA....SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Maybe it's just that, as your eyes get older, if you try to smile with them - they break.
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
Her crazy eyes are getting crazier.
What's funny is that ANTM and all it's runoffs seem to be doing for the other has-been models what it should be doing for her. Helping them embrace their age and their own beauty and their new place in the world.
But Ty Ty just keeps getting crazier. And why the HELL is she dressing up like Barrack's wife? or anyone for that matter??? She's not at DAYCARE, for crying out loud! Doesn't she have WORK to do?!?
Watch. Paris is gonna start doing that shit for white people. I don't even get the point of this shit- not even a little bit. And, apparently, that pisses me off.
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Happy X-mas, One and All!
Poor Obama. With friends like Tyra and Ludacris, who needs enemies.
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OneLiner on August 5, 2008 - 1:21pm.
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Shes crazy and self-centered and manipulative and abrasive and everything negative....
But it has been said many times....sometimes you have to sell your soul to be trully successful, and TyTy is very successful...
Im sure they'll give her ice water when she gets to hell though if she yells loud enough...
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Guess I wore out my welcome, its better than being alone
And its gullibles travels and nothing unravels
OneLiner on August 5, 2008 - 1:21pm.
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OneLiner on August 5, 2008 - 10:21am.
Seriously, i'm starting to think Naomi Had it right by tormenting this girl.......
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Funny and agree with you.
I just remember what MK said before, months ago, about Obama Girl...
"How I WISH Michelle Obama would beat this bitch with her Easy Spirit pumps!"
(anyone know where I can find that link?)
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she's a stupid one. he hasn't won the nomination yet. he is the presumptive nominee.
Seriously, i'm starting to think Naomi Had it right by tormenting this girl.......
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I totally think she's partially insane. And she's definetly an egomaniac. And it seems like a lot of other people think the same thing. So how come she's so popular?
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Damn, she's really out in her own little planet isn't she?
Submitted by kdracofan on August 5, 2008 - 12:55pm.
She tries SO hard to relate to her audience that she comes across like a lunatic.
Agreed. Sometimes being quietly tacit is all one can do. There is not always lunacy in trying to reach out to people but if that kind of reaching out becomes riddled with self appointed "ME"-ness then yes, it can get convoluted and rife with blatant self-bloat and soul selling.
You know what I abhor? People who are jealous, unkind, and evil just for the sake of being so and hopping on the bandwagon of hate with other like-minded individuals who are also just as conniving and slimey. -And, why? Because they are pathetic, sad losers who hate anyone else who can topple their stupid fucked up shit with their own charisma, decency and goodness that comes from deep down inside and others sense that.
Hating on stupid celebs is easy, fairly painless and mindless. Sure. I come here for some respite from a stress-filled world as should you and others.
Tyra tries way too hard. Granted. -But, at least she does try. -Something I can't say for everyone in hollyweird.
TyTy gives off that "I boil bunnies on the stove" kind of personality. Bitch is a bit too obsessed with someone else's man.
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Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 12:58pm.
I don't even think she's trying to relate to the audience as much as she's just a self-absorbed twit who has to make everything relate to an experience in her life because she thinks she's just that important
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Whatever she is doing, I am surely not watching it anymore. It really annoyed me. At times I was embarrassed for her.
Even in the tiny picture, you can tell the hair isn't very Michelle Obama-y. Honestly I don't think TyTy looks anything like her. TyTy may be crazy and self-absorbed, but she usually has a "happy/nice" facial expression.
Michelle Obama looks like she'd be a bitch. Just sayin'.
They need to rename the magazine Bizarre. Can someone photoshop that please!
Crazy bitch. Pretending to be Michelle, she probably rehearses responses to questions from reporters in front of a mirror with a life size pic of Obama next to her. You know she does.
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RUN, Mr. Obama, RUN!
for the presidency AND from Ty Ty :O
kdracofan I have seen 2 of her shows; one where she was kissing Heidi Klume's butt, (sorry if I mispelled that) and the other was when she put on the fat suit. Both times she somehow turned me off.
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Submitted by kdracofan on August 5, 2008 - 11:55am.
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I don't even think she's trying to relate to the audience as much as she's just a self-absorbed twit who has to make everything relate to an experience in her life because she thinks she's just that important.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on August 5, 2008 - 11:49am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 5, 2008 - 10:42am.
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It's so nice to see you, Tigerlils.
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Yo, Frito! Whasup?
Yeah, I think Ty Ty Baby wants to be BO's MM. This bitch acts like she's all down to earth and moral and shit, but one of her best friends is that awful whore Kimwhora Lee Simmons. Her 'good girl image is about as real as her hair. Plus, I read blind items about her being extremely stingey with her staff. I HATE rich cheapskates! That shit pisses me off.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hey, I did better than I thought! I lasted half an hour or forty-five minutes before I gave in to the allure of the Dlist!
Good lord. Look at the crazy in her eyes. Poor lion, having to give its hair to TyTybaby. :(
Oh by the way, Tyra, thanks for ruining the progressiveness of our nation by losing votes for our potential first black president! <3
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Hi5.
I finally saw one of her shows last night. It was about judging people by their race, names and body types. Althought she tried to bring up good points, the show was completely about her and her experiences.
She tries SO hard to relate to her audience that she comes across like a lunatic.
Like some people around here.
Submitted by zomay on August 5, 2008 - 10:52am.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Why does she seem to be getting whiter and whiter?
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FritoDorito on August 5, 2008 - 9:46am.
Submitted by zomay on August 5, 2008 - 10:44am.
We all know Tyra just really wants to be Obama's Marilyn Monroe.
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Didn't Scarlett Jomansvoice try that too?
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Hi frito. :)
Bazaar is right! Has she been able to keep a man since the last one dumped her crazy ass?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 5, 2008 - 10:42am.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Hahaha! I can't stop laughing! I don't know what's more laughable: the motive, the quote or the hair.
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Submitted by zomay on August 5, 2008 - 10:44am.
We all know Tyra just really wants to be Obama's Marilyn Monroe.
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Didn't Scarlett Jomansvoice try that too?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
We all know Tyra just really wants to be Obama's Marilyn Monroe.
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this is vile.... it's the lacefront glue effects, it must be
I'd rather read about the guy who called 911 on Subway because he didn't get his Italian Sub made correctly
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 5, 2008 - 11:42am.
Tyra, Naomi Campbell and Viveca A. Fox all have thinning hair in the front with the 5-head. They better stop with hair extensions before they go bald.
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Why stop? Their baldness would make for some gold comedy! Gold, Jerry! Gold!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by . on August 5, 2008 - 11:39am.
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Don't mention it, dollface :)
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Wow, she's really being subtle about wanting to fuck Barrack, isn't she?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Tyra, Naomi Campbell and Viveca A. Fox all have thinning hair in the front with the 5-head. They better stop with hair extensions before they go bald.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Someone provide me an alibi, because I'm flyin' to Chicago to beat this bitch with her own inflated sense of self-worth.
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Wow. You must have amazing upper-body strength if you can even lift Ty-Ty Baby's inflated sense of self-worth! You work out? ;-)
What I love about DListed is that in puts me in touch with my own amazing capacity to hate. Just when I think I'm fresh out of hate, MK posts more dumb whores doing dumb shit, and the hate just flows.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think this is another magazine cover that shouldn't be allowed for sale, they ban t-shirts and stickers but allow this crap? She just lost him votes due to stupidity. Stupid bitch.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 5, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Two words for ya: Flava Flav.
THANK YOU. *bowing and scraping*
You just saved my farty old brain from trying to scroll through my random, access memoirs.
I can just see her running a special about how she had him on her show, she'll show clips of her asking him questions and interrupt the clips by saying things like "I was so nervous yall, i had arm pit sweat running down my dress" She likes to say nasty sh*t like that to make herself seem more relateable....Yes I DVR her show but I only DVR it for the articles!
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Ok. This entire interview MK posted kind of makes me angry.. Figure it out!
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