Attention Whores
This kiss between raggedy cotton ball Aubrey O'Day and socialtard Lydia Hearst is about as erotic as a blow job in a rest top bathroom. Trust me, there's nothing sexy about sucking dick in a rest stop bathroom. Especially because you're asking yourself if the rancid pee smell is coming from the peen you're blowing on or the puddle beneath your knee. Okay, that's kind of hot.
ANYWAY! These two dumb bitches were outside Butter in NYC last night when they decided to start kissing for the paps. Lydia looks like she's trying to hold in the vomit and Aubrey looks like she's thinking, "Does this fake lezzie kiss make my ass look fat?"
And no, they're not gayelles. They're just following trends. Wake me when Chicken Cutlets and the Empress of Lucite start sucking face. Swoooon....
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I see they are both wearing the same shade of Desperation by Wet N Wild. How embarrassing!
Who?!
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If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong
The taller one sort of has an aged face, but she's kind of pretty -- her legs are slammin', or would be more so if she toned up just a tad (tighten herself with exercise, and get a little sun). The shorter one is a chunky leprechaun who couldn't possibly be sexy in any context. She needs a pair of baggy sweats and a pint of Ben & Jerry's, and season 10 of Friends, stat.
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I hate how she and Kim K. are always trying to stuff ten pounds of flour into a two pound sack. I mean, when I can see the outline of your vagina through your bandage dress, you know it's ten sizes too small. Find something that fucking fits! Don't these skanks need oxygen?
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Aubrey needs to quit with the tight clothes. She's looking a little *thick* in the middle. She really is embarrassing.
That's not Lydia Hearst!
Lydia's name should've been Rosebud. What a kick in the pants that would be!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I love Lydia Hearst! I waited on her many times at the old restaurant I worked at. She is a sweetheart.
Why does that Beamer have a Cali plate?
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Lithstick Thesbians. How quaint.
Wow... talk about two ugly bitches.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Butter...how 2006 of them :)
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Damn, that dress is tight.. She wishes she were that tight still.. What an illusion.. *does trickery w/ hand*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Stripper heels! Mr. Prez is going to be despondent.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
The kiss between me and my husband looks more real then this fuckery! LAME!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
She's so pathetic. She and Phoebe Price should engage in a lesbian fauxmance.
They both look gross. Hit the treadmill please
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