Attention Whores
This kiss between raggedy cotton ball Aubrey O'Day and socialtard Lydia Hearst is about as erotic as a blow job in a rest top bathroom. Trust me, there's nothing sexy about sucking dick in a rest stop bathroom. Especially because you're asking yourself if the rancid pee smell is coming from the peen you're blowing on or the puddle beneath your knee. Okay, that's kind of hot.
ANYWAY! These two dumb bitches were outside Butter in NYC last night when they decided to start kissing for the paps. Lydia looks like she's trying to hold in the vomit and Aubrey looks like she's thinking, "Does this fake lezzie kiss make my ass look fat?"
And no, they're not gayelles. They're just following trends. Wake me when Chicken Cutlets and the Empress of Lucite start sucking face. Swoooon....
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They both seem like bimbos, but here I am starting to feel good about losing weight and then...
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?
EW! I love my grammy but I'd never kiss her on the lips like that!
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I once watched a movie with 2 girls that looked just like them, kissing while a guy shot his load all over their faces...
I thought that was Madonna and Jenna Jameson
If a spoiled bitch does something to get press when wearing horrible outfits and looking they are 50 yo cougars. Is it important? LOL Plus nothing goes together. It is all mismatched walmart clearance rack. Oh and the one in black your 5 sizes too small dress makes that pouch above your herpies vault look great. I know that was mean i am sure it is an overgrown coochie wart. LOL
Does she actually sing anymore or is her entire career now staging whorish publicity photos with her tongue sticking in any available bystander's orifice?
Someone needs to kidnap Lydia Hearst and rename her Tania.
Mom Patty went through H.E.L.L. just to have her offspring grow up to be a pointless celebutard.
*sigh*
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Noooooo!!!! Aubrey, you used to be sooo hot. Normally I wouldn't object to some girl on girl interaction, but that's some chicken cutlet level of attention whoring right there. Can't defend this, not in the slightest. It's officially over. Thank God for Hayley Williams.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Barbie's Revenge! She is the single most influential woman in history. She has inspired more look-alikes all over the world, than any other female. However, the straw-like results from her emulators cannot compare to the shiny plastic strands that emanated from her head.
What a damn plastic mess LMTO they've got each other's lipstick smeared all over their chops.
The chick on the right needs to fix that weave as well.
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Benidorm: Madge's pool fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_NI7ZyMy4
It is so cute that Michael K, even supplies us horz with wiki links. I heart you Michael K, you may act like you are a heartless skank, but you aint foolin no one.
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That's a lot of blond going on.
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i could never understand how in the hell lydia hearst is a model---especially when compared to actual good looking models.
Wasn't greasy bear a coke head? Look how fat his nasty ass is.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 5, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 12:15pm.
applehead, there are plenty of fat cokeheads- a lot drink a ton of booze to come down...
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The dude from Barenaked Ladies got arrested last month for coke possession and he's fat and bloated. I bet Aubrey keeps it chunky by drinking and "emotional eating" to counteract the coke
Ahh, didn't know this. If I'm going to mess with coke, I'm going to let it work it's magic on my weight..
Is this on the Diddy-superstar-tranny-camp agenda?
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y tu mama tambien!
Lydia is looking a lot like her great grandpa, William Hearst. For those that don't know, he was a huge publisher in the olden days and you can visit his big ass castle in Cali.
LMAO @ YourMom! funny.. Those rangers do get bored I hear, bless you for your big farty heart. You've done well, my child! *buys bear costume*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 11:20am.
@YourMom.. yes, good idea.. I do keep lots of Drano in th house.. Due to my big turd dumping problem. toilet holes are just not sufficient enough these days.. I like a good old fashioned out-house that carries a huge dump hole that goes straight to china.
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Yeah, and plungers just don't cut it sometimes. That's why I put on my bf's Tigger costume, poop in the park, and let the ranger clean it up!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on August 5, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 11:54am.
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gosh darn. that bad, huh? I want to LOL, but I'm not sure if I should!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 12:15pm.
applehead, there are plenty of fat cokeheads- a lot drink a ton of booze to come down...
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The dude from Barenaked Ladies got arrested last month for coke possession and he's fat and bloated. I bet Aubrey keeps it chunky by drinking and "emotional eating" to counteract the coke.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
@YourMom.. yes, good idea.. I do keep lots of Drano in th house.. Due to my big turd dumping problem. toilet holes are just not sufficient enough these days.. I like a good old fashioned out-house that carries a huge dump hole that goes straight to china.
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by Sheeps on August 5, 2008 - 12:12pm.
That might be Lydia Hearst. Her Wiki entry is depressing. Her dad was Patricia's bodyguard; Bill Clinton pardoned Patricia ("Tania") on the final day of his presidency.
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Oh.my.gawd.
I remember when the very rich were only known for their philanthropy rather than their philandering. But that just might be my imagination. Like the Leland Stanford story...
MOrning Okie, unfortch, I am not hungry after looking at these skanks suck face
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
Leo would have to shout, "I'm the king of the world" while I grab on to his peen and whisper, "I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." - MK
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 11:15am.
damn, 16 years.. Well let me just sneak into your house and kill you now.. Or just him, I guess! My husband is a dick, and not a 'make me happy' dick either.
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Okie, would you like me to spike his beer with Drano? For you and your amazing gozangas, I'll do it!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 5, 2008 - 12:10pm.
LOL Dot. I don't know how you can think of food with these twats on the screen!
Viva, I pay no nevermind to twat-to-twat resuscitation.
Hell, I'm donating the rest of my baker's dozen to science and then I'm gonna buy me a big ol' e-coli caca burger with everything including the guy's gizz and loogies on it who serves it to me. I'm a living petri dish. Go me!
@FritoDorito, Mmmm Easy Mac *drools*
*tries to order some at Sonic*
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Submitted by Hairicane on August 5, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 11:54am.
The kiss between me and my husband looks more real then this fuckery! LAME!
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LOL!!!! what's that saying about you and yer husband? iz bin marred 16 years, so me and mine would be faking it, too.
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damn, 16 years.. Well let me just sneak into your house and kill you now.. Or just him, I guess! My husband is a dick, and not a 'make me happy' dick either.
applehead, there are plenty of fat cokeheads- a lot drink a ton of booze to come down...
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Cause every time I try to leave, something keeps pulling at my sleeve; I don't want to but I gotta stay, these drugs really got a hold on me
-Eminem "Drug Ballad"
Those are some FUG bizzles. Good LORD.
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I don't drink as much as I use to could.
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LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!
I'm kissing a girl! I am SOOOOO original.
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Cause every time I try to leave, something keeps pulling at my sleeve; I don't want to but I gotta stay, these drugs really got a hold on me
-Eminem "Drug Ballad"
Um yeah, fake lesbian kisses are only hot if the women kissing are Victorias' Secret Models. These Tuesday morning h-list strippers make me want to puke up my easy mac.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Since Aubrey looks like a "pig in a blanket" does that mean that she's not a cokehead? Wouldn't her appetite be gone?
Skanks! At least pretend you like it....sincerity counts.
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 11:54am.
The kiss between me and my husband looks more real then this fuckery! LAME!
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LOL!!!! what's that saying about you and yer husband? iz bin marred 16 years, so me and mine would be faking it, too.
That might be Lydia Hearst. Her Wiki entry is depressing. Her dad was Patricia's bodyguard; Bill Clinton pardoned Patricia ("Tania") on the final day of his presidency.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 5, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Don't these skanks need oxygen?
Lack of oxygen -- that explains it all.
Anyway, don't know who these hoes are...don't care, neither...and I can't believe that, in NYC, in 2008, it's still possible for two otherwise-ordinary females to make the "news" (such as it is) just for kissing.
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Lydia Hearst of the Patti Hearst family and the SLA debacle in the 70's???
Damn, a couple of yrs in the limelight can really take a toll on a gal....that Aubrey was pretty when she was trying out for the band...her hair color was pretty back then. Why do these hoes think just anyone can have that shade of blonde?
How cute, they share the same hair color, lipstick, and desperate acts for attention! Barf.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
LOL Dot. I don't know how you can think of food with these twats on the screen!
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
Leo would have to shout, "I'm the king of the world" while I grab on to his peen and whisper, "I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." - MK
I don't know who these people are, but they are making me depressed... they look like a couple of drugged-up porn stars who just did a giant line of coke to forget that time they got gangbanged by their uncles.
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Viva.. Hi! *sending over leftovers from dinner* Sorry, that's all I have to give you right now, But it is good food. Its from chef Ramsey's Pussy line..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
I'm with salem13. Who are they? And tranny muppets would look better than these two. And probably have less fake parts.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 5, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Two hot blondes kissing? Awesome...
Oh wait. Gross. Am I being punk'd?
Viva, I punk you not! lol
Some girl on girl action can be a turn-on but these two twitillated dim-wits do nothing for my nether regions. Plus, did I mention I'm hungry? Food before sexy times. That's a rule.
Who and Who? They look like tranny muppets
Two hot blondes kissing? Awesome...
Oh wait. Gross. Am I being punk'd?
***DO NOT ENGAGE. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.***
Leo would have to shout, "I'm the king of the world" while I grab on to his peen and whisper, "I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." - MK
Check out the doorman in the last thumbnail! He totally threw up in his mouth when they walked by. Seriously... he's doing that thing where you really have to concentrate so that you don't barf.
And if that's Lydia Hearst, she's as homely as Paris Hilton.
Those are the two blandest looking hags I've ever seen. Sad thing is they think they're hotter than everyone else. So high school!