Morning Wood

I Love Shirley MacLaine but I have now vowed to protect my skin from the sun forever.

I'm so disappointed in Dolly for agreeing to do a song with ugly tranny slut from hell Jessica Simpson, whhhhhyyyyyyyyy? I can only believe her mind is slipping or the bullying from the Simpson camp just got too much

all i can say re ed westwick....
chace is one lucky gurl.

I believe old Dolly has indeed lost her bloody cabbage. Those mongo tit's have finally suceeded in sucking out her remaining gray matter. It must have been wonderful to see those tit's as a young lady but now - no so good!

She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

I have been in love with RDJ for years, and still am. He's just a sexy, funny, brilliant piece of work. Glad his head is on straight, still.

I'm proud to have Shirley MacLaine as my fashion icon. A hell of a lot better look than the fuckery Katie Holmes tries to pass off as "fashion."

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"Everyone turned rather nasty at this point, especially when Chick suggested that Terri might like to fuck off to Forfar and do something illegal with a ferret."

Submitted by weenielover on August 5, 2008 - 1:04pm.
STFU, Dolly..no one cares what your talentless, scrawny, botoxed, disgusting fun bag ass thinks...

LOVE, LOVE Shirley! My hero!

TALENTLESS??? DOLLY??? WHATTHEFUCKEVERRRRRRRR!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

After that comment Sheri made about Barbara in that Magazine, she asked for it!! If I were Barbara, I'd want her out too!!!!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

I always wanted to be like Dolly Parton when I was younger. Still do. I'm almost there...let's see: 1 1/2" long nails - check; tons of makeup -check; big, blond hair- well, no, mine's red, but it IS big-half a check. I'm serious!
LOVE her!

STFU, Dolly..no one cares what your talentless, scrawny, botoxed, disgusting fun bag ass thinks...

LOVE, LOVE Shirley! My hero!

2 mules for sister Sarah with Clint Eastwood? She pretends to be a nun but she's not etc... etc... etc...????

Dolly's still got it!
RDJ f*ing rocks and
I don't give a shiot about the view
so far this SUX!!!!

Sherri is a waste of space.
Dolly hasnt a clue.
RDJ will always be typecast the loser, even when he's not.
PINK pulled out her jr. high prom dress.
Ed's hot isn't he?

Went to Dollywood (hated it...)

Shirley Maclaine rocks. She can wear what she wants because she's been reincarnated about 30 times to earn it.

I lurve Shirley McLaine's batshit crazy ass. I could watch her films all day long. Two Mules for Sister Sarah???

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Leo would have to shout, "I'm the king of the world" while I grab on to his peen and whisper, "I'll never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." - MK

It's "Ouiser" not "Weezer" lol!

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In honor of both Dolly and Shirley being mentioned on Dlisted today, i'm watching Steel Magnolias tonight. Boyfriend can suck it if he doesn't approve. Every time Shirley is mentioned i can't help but think, "Here, hit this. Hit Weezer!"

And TheBreakdown, i think i would actually watch The View if Kathy Griffin was on it. Or Roseanne. Love both of those women.

I think i find Ed Westwick so sexy because he always looks like he just got done/is about to start having hot drunken sex.

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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08

I hate The View, so I don't give a fuck who stays or goes.

Ed Westwick is WAY hotter in real life. He looks better in those candids than he does on the show, that's for sure. He may not be exclusively gay, but you can tell that homeboy dabbles. He and Chace looked a *little* cozy in a few of those pics.

I have always thought Dolly was cool. Still do, but TOTALLY DISAGREE with her thoughts on the Skanks R Us Crew...

Oh and this Ed dude looks like absolute shit. I don't get the appeal.

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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"

@Suki.. LMAO at you saying Weezer. I forgot that was her name n that movie.. Bwahahahah..

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Mike you naughty boy.. Dolly would be very mad at you bringing that up again.. But what a delight at getting spanked by her..

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On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

LOVE Dolly. When I was little I wanted to go to Dollywood and my dad took me to Disney instead :(

Ed Westwick is HOT. Too bad my brain doesn't allow me to be attracted to gay dudes. My inner instinct knows it will only leave my vagina sad and empty to crush on gays. Well, except Freddie. I can't help but tingle for that shit.

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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

I wonder who the mental deficient was that came up with those questions for Robert Downey Jr. Sadly, he/she is probably getting paid way more than I am.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

LMAO @ Robert Downey Jr. interview!
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"

Oh, Dolly... no no no. If I'm not mistaken she's wearing pantyhose with open-toed shoes in that pic on INO. For someone who always looks pretty much flawless, that is a big WHOOPSIE.

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Hi5.

Stupid ass radio DJs. Just another reason I don't listen to the radio.

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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville

The Moleculo Man
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1590756648187404443

Did anyone hear anything about Dolly doing something with Minnie Pearl's dead body? :)

Of course Dolly feels sorry for them, because Hohan and Shitney are some tired ass muthafucktresses!

And Pink rocks, gayelle or not.

that's all.

'Heaux Confessionals'
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LEAVE SHIRLEY MCCLAIN ALONE. Gosh. She can wear whatever the fuck she wants.

Weezer rocks!

Pink looks retarded with that white hair. It looks like that stuff you get around Halloween at the grocery store.

Memo to Dolly: I refuse to leave Lindsay alone because I'm a mean nasty bitch. =D

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I don't drink as much as I use to could.
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Dolly might not even like Lilo or Britney n such, but I just think she has such a huge heart, its just her nature to look out for people. I wish she were my mommy.. Mommy!!!! *holds out arms waiting for her hug*

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

"I loved her in Steel Magnolias, grouch! She's wonderful."

This is it! I have found it! I am in hell!

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Does Dolly EVER leave the house not looking like a million bucks ?? sheezze I am clean and tidy enough, but that's as far as go, for day to day. I don't usually even bother with make-up. I do okay without it. :D

I would be exhausted if I tried to do the routine she must do every day -- the hair, (yes, I know it's a wig, but it's still work);
the nails, make-up, strappin the girls in, etc.,

My god. You go woman.

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All kidding aside, Parton said, "I kinda feel sorry for them. We should give those two a break."
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Is she talking about her boobies?

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Oh god, I love Shirley Maclaine.. Damn she's a hot piece.. I loved her in Steel Magnolias, grouch! She's wonderful.

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Yeah, if that story is true about Pink asking for free shit for her "baby shower" she's just as tacky as the rest of Hollywood. You threw the shower you pay for the shit, like the rest us do

Wait - what probability is it that Pink's now a Scientologist?

Also, RDJ - I LOVE you.

"How did Sherri Shepherd even get that job?"

Boobies.

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Shirley can dress like a total drugged-up hobo and I'd still love her.

Also, Ed is one of the dirtiest looking dudes I've seen in a LONG time.

How did Sherri Shepherd even get that job?

Pink does what she can with what she has. I think that's a cute dress.

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Don't dream it... BE it!

I love Pink. So she's leaving the Baby Shower she threw for Lisa Marie, And it says that very clearly all over that GD page, but of course the retards that comment on there are lik "its a Baby Shower" "I think you mean baby shower" "she threw the baby shower" Shit like that.. WTF..Idiots!

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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;

Baba Waba is the one that hired that garanimal Sherri in the first place instead of hiring the one and only Kathy Griffin.

Miss Shepherd is two legs short of a two piece.

Biscuit optional!

'Heaux Confessionals'
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I always ignored Dolly's boobs because I have big tits too and big deal but her voice was angelic and just precious to the point of making me almost cry.

-Stubborn Taurus with moon in Aquarius, Virgo/Libra cusp rising and my combat boot wearing foot up Uranus.

Who is Ed Westwick???
And I agree the should cut Sherri loose - she's an idiot!

With the exception of RDJ (hawtness)...zzzzzzzz.

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Remember how you made me crazy? Remember how I made you scream?
[Don Henley, "The Boys of Summer"]

Before the Sun:
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Dolly Parton is quite the entertainer, love her, hair, boobs and talent.

They should put someone crizazy but smart to replace Sherri, like Roseanne Barr. I just want fireworks.

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Barbara Walters HIRED Sherri Shepherd, didn't she? There are plenty of African American women who are smart and interesting and funny; I think Barbara WANTED a buffoon. She just got more stupid than she paid for.