Reunited And It Feels So Skanky
You can't keep a good homewrecker down for long! Sienna Miller has wrapped her vagina lips around Balthazar Getty and she's not letting go. Balthazar reportedly went back to his wifey this past weekend to try and work things out for the sake of the kids. A "heartbroken" Sienna fled to the Caribbean to find comfort in the arms of her daddy. Yeah, right. She just went to get some of the "good shit" you can only find in the Caribbean.
Things are back to normal for the two skanks. They were spotted kissing outside of a Ralph's grocery store in Malibu, CA on Sunday afternoon. Some nosy bitch said Sienna was waiting for him in a car. Balthazar peddled up on a bike and the two kissed. The source told The Sun, “He looked nervy and rode off. He came back later but it was like something out of a Carry On film.”
Sienna loves this dramatic shit. She probably creams her panties every time she calls his house and his wife answers. She breaths all heavy into the phone and his wife says, "Who is this?! Say something you stupid whore! I know it's you! Never call her again!" Sienna jacks off to that shit.
Sienna should just call my mom instead. For some reason, my mom says that same thing to me every time I call her. She even says it when I say "Mom! It's me!" Yeah, I don't know what her problem is.
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 5, 2008 - 10:33am.
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She and your tit-flasher are the kind of women that give the rest of us a bad name. They're usually the big babies that always have to have what somebody else has. Girls like that deserve to be punched in the teeth so that they look horrific when they smile at our boyfriends.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Does she actually DO anything besides fuck married men and show off her wet socks with sand in the toes in public? Is she just a professional helping of sloppy seconds? I don't understand the appeal of this twat, unless it's just that shes a whore....*shrug*
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I don´t think it was ever confirmed that Jude Law cheated on Sadie Frost with Sienna.... Ok, I looked it up and Sadie claims he was faithful to her.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 11:33am.
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That is the best part of calling someone poor,because they don't know we are all really poor.(I am,too)It is just something really nasty to say!LoL!!!
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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
FatMartha, Bernstar, you both get licks.
Submitted by Triscuit on August 5, 2008 - 11:56am.
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You should say "I might have fell,but you are ugly and poor!"
feel better?♥♥smOOOtches♥♥
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LMAO! The ugly part certainly applies, but if I called them poor I'd be calling the kettle black. I'm just an intern. D'OH.
Edit because I'm dumb: Heeheehee Frito. I do stuff like that all the time too. I'm like the kid in the cafeteria that no one wants to sit next to. Yeah!!
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Hi5.
As for the myth that men can't be monogamous: BULLSHIT. That's what women who have been dating douches their whole lives tell themselves to feel a little better. If that were the truth, I would not be in a relationship right now.
Re: Sluttyienna. She's the kind of bitch I'd want to pound down. I went on a camping trip on a river with my ex once and this one bitch there was topless 24/7. I thought it was desperate as fuck but of course she got tons of attention from it. The irony is that my tits were a whole lot nicer - this bitch had to keep them exposed 24/7 for them to even be a factor in her attention seeking quest. Everytime I see a pic of Slutty with her top off, which is like every day, I think of that dumb bitch and want to pound both of them to the ground for being disease ridden attention addicts.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
For her next number, Sienna will rummage through the bathroom trash canister in their sleazy room at Days Inn, and impregnate herself with Balty's used prophylactics.
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I love you. No, really.
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Yeah, I thought it was Jude Law that cheated on his wife with her...
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FatMartha on August 5, 2008 - 11:19am.
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You should say "I might have fell,but you are ugly and poor!"
feel better?♥♥smOOOtches♥♥
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"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 11:08am.
Yes they can. It's called self-control and a level-head. Some men are just disgusting fucking pigs who think they can do whatever they want.
Voice of reason wins yet again. AMEN.
-Stubborn Taurus with moon in Aquarius, Virgo/Libra cusp rising and my combat boot wearing foot up Uranus.
First of all...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 5, 2008 - 11:02am.
I literally damn near peed myself. TYVM for my laugh of the day. :-)
Second, as I said yesterday, this whole bunch deserve each other. Balty and Sienna are both skeezers, and if Rosetta is dumb and/or weak enough (I despise both dumb and weak people with the passion of a thousand Christs) to take Balty back after THIS stunt, she deserves every ounce of misery that comes with staying with him.
Bleeechhh...
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Remember how you made me crazy? Remember how I made you scream?
[Don Henley, "The Boys of Summer"]
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I hope his wife and kids leave Balthazar Getty for good. This asshole does not deserve a second chance. I regret what I said about him yesterday. Both are now pond scum.
Sorry about that, Fat Martha. I was talking to someone at the book store the other day and I ran smack into the door in front of a bunch of people. I do that kind of shit all the time. I hope that makes you feel better.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I thought Jude cheated on his then wife Sadie Frost with Sienna?
Sienna's not even that pretty, by Hollyweird standards. She just gets laid because her legs are always open, her mouth is always open and she's an easy lay.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
aww Fat Martha! heehee
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Cause every time I try to leave, something keeps pulling at my sleeve; I don't want to but I gotta stay, these drugs really got a hold on me
-Eminem "Drug Ballad"
I fell on my ass on the way to lunch and everyone laughed at me, so I decided to get my food and come back to spend some quality time with my fellow Dlisters.
LCT, your song made my sad little heart happy again. Thanks!
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Hi5.
What a DUMB bitch. If she had done it right she might be up to apostle level by now. She should've bought an asian OR african baby but NO South American one that one you hire to help raise the kid, pretend to donate money to charity, and tarvel Iraq and become a humanitarian.
The way I remember it, Jude cheated on Sienna with the babysitter. Sienna made him do some serious groveling and they got back together, only for him to find out shortly therafter that she had been carrying on behind his back with Daniel Craig around the same time. Who by the way was a friend of Jude´s.
So I don´t think Jude´s infidelity transformed her into a skank, she´s just a natural born slut...
He looks like he got stung in the face by a bunch of bees...
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by M.E. on August 5, 2008 - 10:56am.
Some men just can't help themselves.
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Yes they can. It's called self-control and a level-head. Some men are just disgusting fucking pigs who think they can do whatever they want.
Submitted by M.E. on August 5, 2008 - 11:00am.
How does Sienna even look at herself in the mirror? She is a repeat offender of fucking up marriages. How can she be ok with that?
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Because it happened to her. Somehow she feels doing this is getting her revenge. I don't know.
Submitted by M.E. on August 5, 2008 - 10:56am.
Some men just can't help themselves
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Bullshit. They can, they just don't. They know when they start to fuck around that what they're doing is wrong, but they choose to do it anyway. They keep choosing that behavior because their instant gratification is their reward.
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Submitted by oklahoma on August 5, 2008 - 10:49am.
LCT.. For Moi?? I love it! I cried a bit, too. *sings 'you touch some peen'* LMAO!
How do I love thee, Let me count the ways..
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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and stench and fright
My farts can reach, when feeling bloated out of sight
For the ends of anuses and ideal poops.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet orgasm, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men leave skids in their ginch;
I love thee purely, as they turn from a friend's odorous butt excretion.
I love thee with a passion put to use
In my old used tampons, and with my childhood's booger-eating.
I love thee with a burp I seemed to lose
With my lost taints, --- I love thee with the bad breath,
Dirty-toothed Smiles, rears, of all my life! --- and, if Jebus choose,
I shall but fondle thee better after death.
Gee dad, won't your kids think your special.
Yes, Sheeps- Sienna is persistent- she gave it her all with Jude too.......*rolling eyes*
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Cause every time I try to leave, something keeps pulling at my sleeve; I don't want to but I gotta stay, these drugs really got a hold on me
-Eminem "Drug Ballad"
How does Sienna even look at herself in the mirror? She is a repeat offender of fucking up marriages. How can she be ok with that?
Hey FatMartha! High five!
I'm impressed that MK mentioned the Carry On films. My brother and I used to watch them as kids, and looking back, I guess they were considered risque in a slapstick sort of way back then. Good times!
I see that Sienna is still a skank whore, albeit a determined one.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by the_shari-est on August 5, 2008 - 7:54am.
The Malibu Surfside News? They're too worried about the local septic system.
http://www.malibusurfsidenews.com/
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Some men just can't help themselves.
My ex cheated on me, I left him, 3 months later he begged me back, proposed, made a huge public apology infront of my entire family, 3 weeks later he was fucking the tramp again.
The wifey needs to cut her losses and give him visitation.
End of story.
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
What's worse than being a serial homewrecker? Being dickmatized by a fugly man.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by MargeAggedon on August 5, 2008 - 10:53am.
I really hope his soon to be ex wife gets everything.
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Fuck yea, Margie. I'd sue him, And her.. Her def for fucking up my marriage, life, kids' life.. ETC. She's Vile! And not one of those cool vile's either, she's like a creepy Angelina blood vile.. Eww
Person-to-person call from Hekki to Rosetta: See? He really really CARES about you and the kids. Get a pen and paper; I'm gonna give you C-Rod's number and you two can talk about what it's like to be publicly humiliated and trade divorce tips.
MMmmm not sure I'm buying this though. I mean, someone in Malibu sees them making out...and talks about it to the SUN? Ummm, wouldn't they have been talking to a local rag or blogger instead?
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
I really hope his soon to be ex wife gets everything.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I used to like that cheesy song. Thanks for ruining it for me, MK.
I'm gonna get you back somehow. Somehow...somehow...
-Stubborn Taurus with moon in Aquarius, Virgo/Libra cusp rising and my combat boot wearing foot up Uranus.
Sienna stays on mission. I admire that in a person.
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Feel you up? I was just engagin' your safety switch.
Seriously that Sienna, she won't date a guy that is not in a marriage or serious relationship. Or is it just because she got cheated on? Who am I kidding, she's just a slut!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
I'm sure she's sooooo interested in helping raise four kids. It's all ME ME ME with that little twat. He won't be there for them much either, the assfucker.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Yes! Shanna would rip this bitch to shreds!
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Cause every time I try to leave, something keeps pulling at my sleeve; I don't want to but I gotta stay, these drugs really got a hold on me
-Eminem "Drug Ballad"
If nothing else, this slut is consistent in her skankocity.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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LCT.. For Moi?? I love it! I cried a bit, too. *sings 'you touch some peen'* LMAO!
How do I love thee, Let me count the ways..
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Why couldn't they have gotten in a car accident instead of Morgan Freeman!? Why, God!?
Oh, hello LCT. :)
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Hi5.
Okie, I wrote a song for you:
When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to five, and you really want to be the receiver of a good muff-dive, you touch some peen *bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop * you touch some peen *bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop *
When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to three, and you'd rather boink than take a pee, you touch some peen *bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop * you touch some peen *bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop *
When you wake up in the morning at a quarter to one, and you want to get your oven tickled, minus the bun, you touch some peen *bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop * you touch some peen *bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop *
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 10:38am.
She'd better watch it- one day she will fuck the wrong woman's husband and get her ass kicked or killed.
That's why I said I wish she had messed around with Travis Braker...get Shannon Moekler or whatever her name is all over her ass
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 5, 2008 - 10:38am.
She'd better watch it- one day she will fuck the wrong woman's husband and get her ass kicked or killed.
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Travis Barker! Shanna Moakler needs someone new to rip apart.
HAHA, Poor MK.. His mommy really runs him thru the ringer!
Morning, LCT!!
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Pop pills, Pills I pop, Pop two pills
On stilts I walk; Snort two lines that were filled with chalk; Thought I was incredible and killed the hulk;
Those two make me barf. As in, Sting and Trudie barf. S & B won't last a tenth as long, though.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.